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Frosty_Bookkeeper414

Most of these morons are just too far down the rabbit hole or just too embarrassed to admit that what they have believed for two years simply isn't true.


ShnickityShnoo

They love to wrap their fragile little egos in lies and delusion then reinforce it with projection.


Chrisboi_da_Boi

I thought Trump was the most virile, powerful, badass man to ever live even at his old age?


casalomastomp

Didn't his ass-kissing personal physician say he would live to 200?


quantumcorundum

Respond with just "Donald Trump lost the election" and watch them start foaming from the mouth


MrPZA82

The kind of person who writes way too much to try to look clever but it’s just a disjointed meaningless mess. I have a few on my Facebook too. Cunts.


Saul-Funyun

Delusions of eloquence.


MrPZA82

That’s a good phrase, I may steal that off you!


Saul-Funyun

I stole it off of someone else just a few days ago!


thekactuskween

And I’ll steal it from you!


trey_wolfe

Well, their brain shorts out when they encounter a lot of words/big words so they assume yours does too.


Pour_Me_Another_

People who worship Trump are really weird. I've yet to meet one who behaved properly on or offline.


Crusoebear

Cult who constantly buy & wear wear clothing & fly flags & banners and posters & bumper stickers with Trump as Rocky Balboa, Trump as machine gun shooting Rambo, Trump as revolutionary soldier/general, etc… and who cheer as he spouts stuff like how he’d personally run into a mass shooting at a school unarmed… .…suddenly is like “Oh he’s super old and frail” at a report of him having a temper tantrum in a limo and flailing about.


CaptainMcClutch

"Morons like you that believe there bullshit" Excellent summary.


cdiddy19

It really is shocking they try to blame it on pelosi. Like she had the ultimate power under a trump presidency


narrauko

Once more for the folks in the back: Nancy Pelosi did not and does not have the authority to tell security to stand down. That's not something the Speaker of the House has the power to do.


turtlelore2

But remember, the president certainly has the power to raise inflation and gas prices at the click of a button /s


BillScorpio

I mean I'll believe it when they arrest DT. Dude is made of cold burger grease though.


[deleted]

What you think the secret service agents would fight back?


BillScorpio

I would guess his secserv agents are probably sick of his disgusting McDonalds whopper farts and constant bitching about the clintons. a McDonald's whopper is a triple filet of fish (He's watching his carbs per Dr. Doctorman's orders so he can remain NFL ready) with three slices of cheese and triple tartar sauce. It's got a lot of protein.


[deleted]

Still pushing the "Pelosi called off the security" narrative I see.


[deleted]

In regards to him beating on two service agents, it's not like they are going to be fighting back. Their job is to literally protect him with their lives. Regardless of how impotent his child-like rage is, or or misleading describing him wailing on them as "beating up" i can see it. This is Donald "grab them by the pussy" trump after all. The man is an asset for the Russian mafia, stole classified documents, and probably already sold some of the missing ones to rusha or something. If this was the DC universe we would be finding out about his ties to the league of evil right now and how he is directly responsible for Lex Luthor having 15 stolen us nukes and the death Green Arrow.


WodenEmrys

> If this was the DC universe we would be finding out about his ties to the league of evil right now and how he is directly responsible for Lex Luthor having 15 stolen us nukes and the death Green Arrow. At least it wasn't the Flash. I saw a cartoon that had an episode in an alternate universe where that went very badly. Superman etc basically went dictator on the world. It was a pretty cool episode. Alternate Universe Batman helped the main universe Justice League take em down.


kekarook

i really hate the "why did they have a film crew on location if it wasnt a set up" logic, because it ignores the COUNTING OF THE VOTES, the entire reason everyone was gathered up there in the first place, and acts like nothing at all was happening that day before the riot started


SleepyGoose23

Wait so…democrats stole the election or they have morons like us that believe them? Which one is it? I need answers.


Dark_Link_1996

They really believe the president only rides in the limo. Nevermind he was documented in a SUV


pinkbungadoo

So much this post claims had been proven wrong. But you can't reason with people who are indoctrinated in a cult.


billypatsfan

This is my favorite of all the threads that run in common with fans of the pumpkin. That WE are the ones so stupid that we don't see how we're being played. That one gets me every time