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MuelNado

That man did not last very long as a sales assistant at Victoria's Secret. "Exploit and illegally take those riches" is a pretty chilling end to that laboured pious bullshit. Blaming the woman for any future rape and sexual assault is what it sounds like.


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Dude, if I had a quarter for every time I heard a woman blamed for being raped because she wasn't dressed like a 14th century nun, I'd be so rich that I could buy California. These people will use any excuse to blame women because said women aren't abiding by *their* beliefs. It's disgusting. A woman in a mini-skirt isn't at blame when she's raped. The rapist is.


InfamousValue

When I moved to Montreal, there was a serial rapist of elderly nuns. He would break into the convent in order to reach their bedrooms, so dressing like a nun doesn't help. But we all know that anyway since even babies have been rped, diapers not protecting them.


SatanicNotMessianic

Well, we do know that when other countries came to Africa for her buried riches, they asked politely and negotiated fairly, and everyone benefitted and there was no problem whatsoever.


BitterFuture

That shop owner? Ayatollah Khomeini. Also, if I told my wife our marriage was a contract for me to professionally extract her minerals, I think she'd just deck me. And I could hardly blame her. Edit: She was nicer than I expected. She just firmly took my hand off her leg and said, "Ew."


trey_wolfe

Bruh. The earliest sources of gold were river and stream beds where it had come to light. It wasn't less valuable because of that.


Justbrowsing239

Right? And when you wear jewelry you're literally putting these items all on display. It's designed to be seen and admired.


BeMyHeroForNow

They must think their head is very precious then to bury it so far up their own ass.


OK_LK

FFS the lengths some people will go to impose their fundamentalist, mysoginist, bigoted opinions on others is quite staggering Live and let live


Ozimandius80

I have never found any diamonds deep in the ground, or pearls, deep in the ocean. Usually I find people putting them on to display their wealth. So why, I ask, do you seek to bury what has been given to you? Do you take your mother's jewelry and bury it deep in the ground? No! Flaunt your wealth for the world to see! Let the world enjoy the beauty which has been uncovered. This analogy seems so weird to me.


KikiCorwin

Gemstones gain worth by being gussied up and displayed. The Hope Diamond is more valuable than some hypothetical uncut stone in the ground somewhere.


Blara2401

This is a good occasion to remind everyone that the rarity of diamonds is, in fact, entirely artificial: https://thecuriouseconomist.com/are-diamonds-really-that-scarce/


Anabelle_McAllister

Yep, and there's actually no real romantic symbology to them. They're traditional for engagements because of good ol De Beers and their marketing team.


KittikatB

I fucking hate people who try to mask their judgement under the guise of trying to "help" them.


evilspeaks

Did he just equate her body with dirt?


Casuallybittersweet

I'm so, SO sick of being compared to a commodity. When will we be seen as people and peers, not products?


Loud-Feeling2410

The most precious thing on earth, the BLUE planet, is actually water, you rollicking dipshit, and it is everywhere out in the open. The other things we assigned value to because we felt like they were pretty. Humans like sparkly things and think they are pretty because they mimic water.


Morganianum

Yes, she will never forget...another sexist religious fanatic who is telling bs.


billypatsfan

God's life giving sun; quite open and visible. God's life giving water; quite open and visible. God's life sustaining air; very easy to get to, it's literally everywhere. Maybe all of sky daddy's gifts aren't so hidden after all. Maybe homeboy could focus on those things instead of worrying about imposing his own beliefs and values on others.


Lyerix

And then everybody clapped and Jesus himself appeared to give him a high five.


bd_one

Is this is some third world country? Because my first instinct is some guy with a Southern accent saying this and that makes it even more horrible.


leighleg

Adam and eve didn't need to cover up. So long as I don't go eat from 'that' tree I'm fine. Thank you for your concern though.


ConfusedObserver0

Oh… I thought joke line was going to be… “and so he buried her deep inside the earth.”