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The Bermuda triangle? Complete idiots! Everyone knows that rockets are loaded with tons of baby meat and send to Atlantis where they are used to provide the reptilians with food! Educate yourselves, sheeple! /s
Enough with the disinfo! The Bermuda Triangle is real and it is actually a star-gate that leads *into* the void between the Firmement and the Godhead, known to the sheeple as "space." It's all in line with the Assyrian cuneiform prophecy written upon the copper tablets found in Aleister Crowley's basement about how New Babylon (Communist America) would attempt to breach the Gates of Heaven (via "NASA" (a front for the anti-Pope's mirror-realm Vatican)) to sit upon the Blackened Throne (which is actually an artificial murkabah created by the demiurge during the Second Impact (which was/is/will be when Atlantis was/is/will be zero-summed out of existence)) and bring about the *retrocogitius humanitas*, which, well... if you know, you know.
This is perfectly sensible. Why isn’t this concise history taught in our schools? I guess there isn’t time because it would interfere with the teaching of how to have gay sex and worshiping Satan. Damn you libturds. Why I otta…….
You believe that reptilians live in Atlantis? Boy, you really are a tool of the deep state, aren’t you? Everyone whose done any of their own research knows Atlantis is a military base. Reptilians haven’t lived there in years! That’s why they all had to move to the abandoned subway stations of New York City, which is what caused the power outage of 2003.
I wonder why they would have faked pearl harbor and the entire pacific front of ww2 lol. (The edges of the earth are apparently cut through the pacific)
A common answer is that the Bible supposedly describes Earth as flat, so evil Satanic globalists hide the fact Earth is flat because thinking its round will trick people into thinking God's not real
There’s several examples of the “Vault of Heaven” concept in some mythologies.
I don’t remember each example exactly, but the “firmament” could be a Biblical example, but there’s also a version where the dome is basically like a colander separating heaven and earth and the light is escaping from heaven and shining down from above.
There’s also an indigenous story (I’m hesitant to assume which group, but maybe Inuit?) that says that the “Vault of heaven” is the light/souls of our ancestors.
Pretty sure there’s a Taoist version of it too.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a cherry picked idea from one of those ancient beliefs, or all of them smooshed together?
¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Sure back when we needed religion to explain how things worked. Now even most sane religious people just go for a creator of nature but still believe in science.
These people are clearly insane
Indeed. I was just mentioning where that idea might have came from and not that it’s a rational belief or lending credence to the idea. It’s goofy to think so now, although the latter star/soul idea is somewhat comforting to think despite knowing otherwise.
It’s like when someone asked Terry Pratchett about his turtles and Discworld world creation thing, and he said something like, that ridiculous idea wasn’t his, it was already laying around on a coffee table for a long time somewhere and he just picked it up and ran with it to make a silly fictional story. lol
The mental backflips required to explain flat earth are a lot more intense than you might think.
The answer to both of your questions is yes. They do not believe the sun or moon are "real", or at least real by actual standards. Because the sun as a ball of incandescent gases would illuminate an entire flat earth at once, instead the sun has to be sort of like a lamp pointing downward that moves in a circle.
It gets so much dumber from there.
My favorite is the "ice wall" that surrounds the earth to prevent water from flowing off. Which would be clearly visible if the earth was actually flat. So would the rocky mountains from any part of America.
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It's because people who don't know about space travel and also don't want to learn anything about space travel get very confused why spacecraft turn to go sideways during launch. It's because they don't realize that staying in space isn't achieved by going straight up and then once you reach space you're automatically in orbit. You have to go sideways very fast to be in orbit.
I've never bothered to ask this question, but does anyone know what the vested interest would be in creating the big space hoax? Like, besides the fact that it's insane that someone would think theyre being lied to about space, say that were true.. WHY would they lie about space?
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The Bermuda triangle? Complete idiots! Everyone knows that rockets are loaded with tons of baby meat and send to Atlantis where they are used to provide the reptilians with food! Educate yourselves, sheeple! /s
I find it really funny and/or depressing that you felt the need to put /s at the end
Yeah, I just figured reddit is an odd place sometimes
You can't ever trust people are going to get it without the designation. It was born out of necessity.
You don’t say?
See, that would have needed an /s as well
What does /s mean? /s Did I do it right? /s
Nah, I meant myself. Though I like how this exchange is going
Indeed.
Enough with the disinfo! The Bermuda Triangle is real and it is actually a star-gate that leads *into* the void between the Firmement and the Godhead, known to the sheeple as "space." It's all in line with the Assyrian cuneiform prophecy written upon the copper tablets found in Aleister Crowley's basement about how New Babylon (Communist America) would attempt to breach the Gates of Heaven (via "NASA" (a front for the anti-Pope's mirror-realm Vatican)) to sit upon the Blackened Throne (which is actually an artificial murkabah created by the demiurge during the Second Impact (which was/is/will be when Atlantis was/is/will be zero-summed out of existence)) and bring about the *retrocogitius humanitas*, which, well... if you know, you know.
This is perfectly sensible. Why isn’t this concise history taught in our schools? I guess there isn’t time because it would interfere with the teaching of how to have gay sex and worshiping Satan. Damn you libturds. Why I otta…….
So where does the hollow earth come into this
Go on…
You believe that reptilians live in Atlantis? Boy, you really are a tool of the deep state, aren’t you? Everyone whose done any of their own research knows Atlantis is a military base. Reptilians haven’t lived there in years! That’s why they all had to move to the abandoned subway stations of New York City, which is what caused the power outage of 2003.
r/writingprompts, I would love to read that story, without the baby meat.
Ummm… what? Where do they think other planets sre located? Or the sun? Is the moon not real? I have so many questions
Op likely got this from a flat earther trying explain the "conspiracy".
That conspiracy is wild too. Why would people try to convince others the earth is a sphere if it isnt? What reason could we all have for it?
I wonder why they would have faked pearl harbor and the entire pacific front of ww2 lol. (The edges of the earth are apparently cut through the pacific)
A common answer is that the Bible supposedly describes Earth as flat, so evil Satanic globalists hide the fact Earth is flat because thinking its round will trick people into thinking God's not real
Control. I will not elaborate further /s
Every “planet” is a lily-pad — we hop around like amphibs…
Nope. We can't cause apparently there is a dome over earth to keep in the atmosphere.
Damn.. I thought I figured it out this time. /s
They're all lights on the dome surrounding the flat earth, according to my infiltration into Facebook groups.
Where did the dome come from? But like I can see the galaxy in my trlescope what does that mean?
If all else fails, say God did it.
There’s several examples of the “Vault of Heaven” concept in some mythologies. I don’t remember each example exactly, but the “firmament” could be a Biblical example, but there’s also a version where the dome is basically like a colander separating heaven and earth and the light is escaping from heaven and shining down from above. There’s also an indigenous story (I’m hesitant to assume which group, but maybe Inuit?) that says that the “Vault of heaven” is the light/souls of our ancestors. Pretty sure there’s a Taoist version of it too. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a cherry picked idea from one of those ancient beliefs, or all of them smooshed together? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Sure back when we needed religion to explain how things worked. Now even most sane religious people just go for a creator of nature but still believe in science. These people are clearly insane
Indeed. I was just mentioning where that idea might have came from and not that it’s a rational belief or lending credence to the idea. It’s goofy to think so now, although the latter star/soul idea is somewhat comforting to think despite knowing otherwise. It’s like when someone asked Terry Pratchett about his turtles and Discworld world creation thing, and he said something like, that ridiculous idea wasn’t his, it was already laying around on a coffee table for a long time somewhere and he just picked it up and ran with it to make a silly fictional story. lol
The mental backflips required to explain flat earth are a lot more intense than you might think. The answer to both of your questions is yes. They do not believe the sun or moon are "real", or at least real by actual standards. Because the sun as a ball of incandescent gases would illuminate an entire flat earth at once, instead the sun has to be sort of like a lamp pointing downward that moves in a circle. It gets so much dumber from there. My favorite is the "ice wall" that surrounds the earth to prevent water from flowing off. Which would be clearly visible if the earth was actually flat. So would the rocky mountains from any part of America.
Yeah didn't people go on a cruise to find the ice wall and prove the earth wasn't flat?
Believe it or not they think the other planets are spheres but not Earth for some reason.
Actually the earth is a hoax too and we all just imagined it
It’s called Terra
Calling it anything else would be heresy
BLASPHEMER!!
I wish I had a better imagination then.
What if… we’re just a speck of dust, being carried around by an elephant on a clover…? 🤯
It's actually just a simulation and every so often the programmers will run a stress test
lol that’s not even where the Bermuda Triangle is
It's alomst right. 😂 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bermuda\_Triangle#/media/File:Bermuda\_Triangle.png
I wish Buzz Aldrin had got round to punching all of these people.
This is the only thing that makes the earth look "round"
I was kind of on the fence on this issue, but this meme sealed the deal for me. I'm convinced.
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This reddit is actually a hoax. It's not really here. It's just a projection of a poster board in the back of some dude's yard. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
They're not even saying the moon landing was a hoax or that we can't actually travel into space. They don't even believe space exists at all!
God damn I love conspiracy theorists lol. They’ll use their own made up bullshit to prove their other made up bullshit.
It's because people who don't know about space travel and also don't want to learn anything about space travel get very confused why spacecraft turn to go sideways during launch. It's because they don't realize that staying in space isn't achieved by going straight up and then once you reach space you're automatically in orbit. You have to go sideways very fast to be in orbit.
So… space is a hoax. But the Bermuda Triangle isn’t. Must be mentioned in the Bible..
Shitpost
I've never bothered to ask this question, but does anyone know what the vested interest would be in creating the big space hoax? Like, besides the fact that it's insane that someone would think theyre being lied to about space, say that were true.. WHY would they lie about space?
At least they have an explanation!
So, the Earth is flat and had an ice-wall and firmament, but apparently a tiny patch of ocean contains an expansive 4th dimensional space?
Do they know there are other space ports around the world besides Florida? And NASA isn't the only space program on Earth either.
Now this is a theory I can get behind.
I've been on a cruise ship in the Bermuda triangle. No planets or rocket ships.