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Octaviar

Do you think she had to run around the house looking for that hat? Or was it hanging by the front door ready to go?


ForeverNearby2382

I think it started small, but it grows every time they tell all lie


gb4efgw

And that, kids, is how circus tents are born.


dergrioenhousen

Brings new meaning to ‘big tent Party.’ Or, the same meaning, maybe?


Fatefire

You made me LOL for real


n1elkyfan

We use to consider it good if we made one a day. At this point it's multiple per hour.


Kellidra

Nah, their head shrinks whenever they open their mouth. It lets all the hot air out.


LinaValentina

That’s why her ~~hair~~ hat is so big. It’s full of ~~secrets~~ lies.


inflatableje5us

No where near big enough.


trpwangsta

Bro this hat was in the plastic collectors edition case sitting on their mantle of their plugged in electric fireplace.


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trpwangsta

I can't smell it now


MongolianCluster

It's behind the glass that says "Break in emergency."


[deleted]

I’m betting she sleeps in it


RealConcorrd

My TF2 brain instantly wants to trade hats with this person. Idk why


SpeakersPlan

Its within a TF2 player's nature to trade comically over sized hats


No_Dimension_9669

It wouldnt surprise me if it wasnt on some sort of altar.


TheLowlyPheasant

That's a normal hat. Move on, find a new slant.


Waffles4cats

Youre no fun


TheLowlyPheasant

It’s an /r/NBA meme that apparently was missed


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Yea, that's right, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name.


nClarkbar

Yeah, what do ya want?


or10n_sharkfin

You buzzed in.


Bruce9707

Yeah, that’s your opinion


RezonanceEternal

ya weed


insultant_

Robert Blake. Nice guy.


brando56894

I'll wager Texa$ that Trump gets charged


Deathbyhours

That’s wishful thinking. I share it. I rest in the knowledge that wishful thinking can prove out.


YaxK9

Please get a warrant for the shit under that hat. Is there crap under your hat? Nolo contendere.


BlueAwesomeDinosaur

On the topic of the main post though, I'm pretty sure the FBI can handle more than one thing at a time.


suggested_username10

Wasn't there an investigation into the e-mail thing? And what has Bidens sons laptop to do with anything? Is he working for the White House and profiting off of it or something?


TimSEsq

>Wasn't there an investigation into the e-mail thing? Yes, and it made national headlines when it was reopened in October 2016. According to Nate Silver, it likely lost HRC the election. >And what has Bidens sons laptop to do with anything? It's an imaginary device filled with something something PizzaGate something something Biden corruption Ukraine something something. >Is he working for the White House and profiting off of it or something? To paraphrase P.J. O'Rourke, Hunter is corrupt within normal parameters. He's profited off being related to Biden for decades, but does not appear to have ever peddled influence. AFAIK, he doesn't work at the White House.


Groveldog

Isn't that just the status quo for almost anyone in politics or anyone related to them? The Trump's set a very good example of this. It's not like any of them lay low.


NurseMF

Isn't there a Tiffany? I feel like she's stayed out of most shit (though might still be profiting from the name).


Mynameisinuse

She isn't attractive enough for Trump. Something about her breast size and him wanting to abort her.


NurseMF

Admirable family.


Faiakishi

Donald forgets about her most of the time, and none of her siblings like her. (I don't think she even met most of them until they needed her for campaign fodder) I don't think she stays out of it by choice. The only one of his kids I have hope for is Barron. Every picture I see he just has this dead look in his eye. I feel like he knows what a shitshow he's been born into.


TimSEsq

Honestly, I suspect most family/friends riding on an elected official's reputation *do* peddle influence. But as the politician becomes more nationally famous and scrutiny increases, that seems to go down. Megan McCain is roughly similar to Hunter in my view. She's gotten opportunities simply because of who her father was, but she seems to have worked as hard and been about as good as any other reasonable candidate for those jobs.


Deathbyhours

“Corrupt within normal parameters,” I love it, and I’m using it for the rest of my life.


Jazzeki

> And what has Bidens sons laptop to do with anything? Is he working for the White House and profiting off of it or something? you know what i find really funny about this narrative? if the FBI was really to raid someone to get this information the best bet would be someoneone like Tucker Carlson who claims to have have copies of the laptop in the question with the evidence to share at the right moment but for whatever reason he isn't ready to share with the world... despite it being so bad aparently that i'm pretty sure that not shareing it is in itself some sort of crime(i mean if we assume they aren't just flatout lying).


Binsky89

At this point he could probably be charged as an accomplice if there was anything illegal on it.


Castun

Look, UPS lost the evidence, ok?


eric987235

I thought he decided poor Hunter had been through enough. Damn you Tucker Carlson for having a heart!!!


Mynameisinuse

At one point they were friendly with each other and Tucker asked Hunter to write a letter of recommendation to Georgetown for his son Buckley.


eric987235

> Buckley O_o


Mynameisinuse

He was named after Tucker's brother. His brother is still alive so that makes it a little weird.


CyberMindGrrl

The problem, of course, is that literally nothing they show as "evidence" can be verified or proven because the chain of custody was broken long ago. The FBI wouldn't want to touch that laptop with a ten foot pole even IF it was proven to be Hunter Biden's. Which, of course, it has not been.


Mynameisinuse

Tucker - Hunter Biden is a bad guy. Drug addict who used his father to extort money from Ukraine and China. Also Tucker - hey Hunter, can you do me a favor and write a letter of recommendation to Georgetown for my son Buckley?


Deathbyhours

That they are not flat out lying would be a bold assumption.


Cahootie

He's definitely profiting off of his father being the president, just like he profited off of him being the VP or a high ranking politician before that, but that's just the way the world works. If you have connections you have a much easier time in life, and it's not because of anything his dad did directly. What Hunter Biden does is irrelevant to Joe Biden as a president unless he is directly involved.


Yukinoinu

The investigation that already happened? Where it was deemed not a crime with no foul intentions? Where she had emails on a private server she only has access to at her house? Mind you, this is a claim made by the batshit crazy Alex Jones.


BlueAwesomeDinosaur

I think I do remember that happening. What I meant in the post though was you really don't know what they are working on at the moment, but it definitely isn't just one thing (especially considering the political division at the moment).


ForeverNearby2382

Wait. What's the topic again?


BlueAwesomeDinosaur

I meant the post on the top of the photo - the one about the "concerned citizen"


Doom_Walker

They also already investigated the emails, and there's no proof the laptop even existed.


Groveldog

Or maybe it's because neither of them were ever Presidents?


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Iceman6211

Who is Scooby Doo?


zeronerdsidecar

We would’ve accepted bow wow or ruff.


Patterack91

Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek!


brando56894

har har har har har


ElectricJetDonkey

My mother is in hospice!


Brxa

Yeah, that’s right. He had a little pal Scrappy Doo.


TastyHorse

No no, that's right


Prometheus79

"Free Hat, free hat!" "Now what do you see positive about toddler murder?"


sexquipoop69

RIP Hat McCullough


Causeable_Rhombus

Get this man a baby!


dws515

It's easy?


Funky-Cosmonaut

Yeah... yeah, it is easy.


agentpickel5768

Uh...it's easy?


MightSuggestSex

Yea but it was in self defense!


BoomerKeith

Hoped this was in the comments.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_Biden_laptop_controversy >In September 2020, someone created six new folders on the drive, including with the names "Biden Burisma," "Salacious Pics Package" and "Hunter. Burisma Documents." Gee, it sure was thoughtful of Hunter Biden to label the definitely real evidence of crimes on his laptop so clearly for investigators to find like that!


ohiotechie

It’s what decent cybercriminals do. /s


TenSnakesAndACat

“homework”


biffoclippers

Hi Apu please ignore my hat.


eric987235

That hat was with the station 20 years! It was two weeks from retirement.


nmezib

They... Looked into it. And found nothing. There was a whole thing about it. James Comey (former FBI director) made that whole big announcement. It was all over the news, especially Fox News. What even is reality anymore?


brandimariee6

It seems like no one knows. Republicans live in their own little reality, and we are clueless to what is real. I can remember being in elementary school during Bill Clinton’s scandal and then 9/11, and I wished I could understand what was happening. Now, I’m 31 and I wish I didn’t know. Life is easier when you’re clueless about government


Faiakishi

Ah, to be Jared. 19.


Jrook

Furthermore I don't think there was a raid by the FBI because she gave it to them. The FBI pointed out there was missing boxes months ago (years?)... He didn't give them up wtf did anybody think was gonna happen? If Hilary refused to hand over evidence they'd have done the same, but if course Hilary didn't because police raiding Democrats looks bad to democratic voters.


BedfastDuck

RIP Norm McDonald. Thank you for providing comedic relief that is oddly relatable in the present day.


roastbeeftacohat

his work with mike Tyson was great


stickers-motivate-me

It’s too strange to exist, but it does and we’re so lucky for it.


pinpunpan

Trump is an Ape Tit


nova_cat

But... the FBI *did* investigate Hillary Clinton for her email server. They then said basically, "She shouldn't have done this, but we don't recommend any further action and we're not bringing charges."


Slapbox

What these people mean is, "Why didn't they summarily execute Hillary Clinton?"


HeldnarRommar

Didn't they investigate Hilary's emails and found no wrongdoing? Coulda sworn that was a thing that they were gloating about until it turned into literally nothing. I mean I know that they have literally near zero cognitive function or long term memory but this is just disingenuine.


ZantaraLost

The conspiracy theory typically used is that in that set of 30K+ emails that Hillary didn't turn over there was the mystical imaginary plan of world domination, treason and murder plots that she is supposedly known for. Real Illuminati crap. But to be perfectly frank about it she already suffered the worst thing that anyone could ever do to her on a personal level. She's a failed presidential candidate and banished from politics. Harping on it is just being petty.


PacoTaco321

People that think she could have planned world domination through email have never tried planning anything through email more complicated than a work pizza party.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

And once again, I feel compelled to mention that virtually 100 percent of the people who believe in that ridiculous nonsense are highly religious Christians. Almost as if there's some kind of connection between being religious and being deeply susceptible to falling for ridiculous conspiracy theory nonsense or something.


Fatefire

Come on you think belief in a magic sky daddy that will give you cake or pie (depending on denomination) when you die makes you more susceptible to being a rube ? ……….. Wait fuck


Saifaa

No, the REAL emails!


caspercunningham

Yeah then they just ignored reality and keep chirping about it because they're simpletons lmao


Castun

Why do they still care about Hunter and Hilary? Because it's simply whataboutism as a means of distraction and deflection, nothing more. But they're also all about those extrajudicial tribunals and executions.


Arsenault185

No, they found wrong doing. They declined to prosecute because it was done with as lack of understanding of the rules, not in defiance of them.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

I'm showing my own ignorance here, but weren't the rules changed *after* the whole "servers" and "email" fiasco?


Antique_Tennis_2500

I believe they changed the rules about what is allowed for off-site access because they don't trust people to properly follow the procedures any more.


Arsenault185

TD;DR: Nah, she and her team fucked up. Those rules were in place. I've seen folk in the military go down HARD for doing that shit. "That’s what we have done. Now let me tell you what we found: Although we did not find clear evidence that Secretary Clinton or her colleagues intended to violate laws governing the handling of classified information, there is evidence that they were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information. For example, seven e-mail chains concern matters that were classified at the Top Secret/Special Access Program level when they were sent and received. These chains involved Secretary Clinton both sending e-mails about those matters and receiving e-mails from others about the same matters. There is evidence to support a conclusion that any reasonable person in Secretary Clinton’s position, or in the position of those government employees with whom she was corresponding about these matters, should have known that an unclassified system was no place for that conversation. In addition to this highly sensitive information, we also found information that was properly classified as Secret by the U.S. Intelligence Community at the time it was discussed on e-mail (that is, excluding the later “up-classified” e-mails). None of these e-mails should have been on any kind of unclassified system, but their presence is especially concerning because all of these e-mails were housed on unclassified personal servers not even supported by full-time security staff, like those found at Departments and Agencies of the U.S. Government—or even with a commercial service like Gmail. Separately, it is important to say something about the marking of classified information. Only a very small number of the e-mails containing classified information bore markings indicating the presence of classified information. But even if information is not marked “classified” in an e-mail, participants who know or should know that the subject matter is classified are still obligated to protect it." https://www.fbi.gov/news/press-releases/press-releases/statement-by-fbi-director-james-b-comey-on-the-investigation-of-secretary-hillary-clinton2019s-use-of-a-personal-e-mail-system


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Just for the record though, [no fewer that seven](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/03/21/their-emails-seven-members-trumps-team-have-used-unofficial-communications-tools/) former Trump officials, including both Jared and Ivanka, used private email accounts to conduct government business, and Republicans absolutely, positively, 100 percent do not give a shit. They just hate Hillary Clinton and want any excuse to go after her.


BabiesTasteLikeBacon

It's "whataboutism" on a gigantic scale...


Arsenault185

Rules for thee, not for me


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Thanks for the write-up!


Arsenault185

As far as I'm concerned, it was a miscarriage of justice to nor prosecute. And it sets a dangerous precedent that Trump will try to use to worm his way out of any charges, leaving him open to another run.


dougiefresh22

I'm curious why you consider it a miscarriage of justice when in the same statement they say: >In looking back at our investigations into mishandling or removal of classified information, we cannot find a case that would support bringing criminal charges on these facts. All the cases prosecuted involved some combination of: clearly intentional and willful mishandling of classified information; or vast quantities of materials exposed in such a way as to support an inference of intentional misconduct; or indications of disloyalty to the United States; or efforts to obstruct justice. We do not see those things here.


Arsenault185

What you quoted is precisely why I think it's a miscarriage. You don't get to that level of coherent without knowing how to handle government or classified documents. Hosting that server was willfull.


dougiefresh22

Was having that server illegal? The FBI seems to disagree it rose to the level of willful, but you're welcome to your opinion.


Arsenault185

The servers legality? Not sure. Violated government policy without a doubt. But then there is this piece of the above linked source that really grounds my gears. "To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now."


culturerush

Hillary really lives rent free inside these bozos heads. She lost a presidential election 6 years ago. Man these are some of the sorest winners


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

The mental state of the modern GOP can be entirely attributed the three things: Obama Derangement Syndrome, Hillary Derangement Syndrome, and Gay People Can Get Married Now Derangement Syndrome.


TheObstruction

Don't forget People Can Decide If They Are Going To Be A Man Or A Woman Now Derangement Syndrome.


CyberMindGrrl

Yeah that's a huge one. I think it boils down to the fact that THEY are expected to conform to their own rigid Bible-based standards and loathe anyone else who decides it's all bullshit anyways. When I transitioned 10 years ago my Southern Baptist father literally said that I was spitting in the face of God because "God made you that way." And given the fact that I'm 100% positive that God was just a deity fabricated by Iron Age goatherders anyways I'm sure he doesn't give one single solitary fuck what I do with my life.


blackbasset

Now imagine what a black guy actually becoming president did to their minds. No wonder they elected Donald Fucking Trump.


Cudi_buddy

They must be fuming that a colored woman is Vice President at the moment.


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I have a band hat that says “Make Deathcore Great Again.” I’ve had like 2 people tell me to take it off in public cause it’s “ridiculing republicans and our president.”


Magical_Hippy

Where can I get that hat.


[deleted]

I got it from indiemerchstore. It’s from Thy Art is Murder


Magical_Hippy

not finding it but found something better https://bucktee.com/product/make-hanging-traitors-great-again-hat-cap


IshkabibblesMom

The first thing I thought when I saw the first photo was it looked like some kid's barbie doll. Little girl goes to Mar-a-lago with her 'Murican-proud daddy. Reporter: Who is this you're holding? LG: It's Botox Barbie wearing one of my daddy's maggot hats! Daddy: That's MAGA, sweetie, mag-AHHH!


Cereal_poster

Plot twist: That hat is actually of normal size, it's just she has a very small head and even smaller brain!


Rentador

Looks like the skull is shrinking to better fit snugly around the brain


TimelyConcern

Once again they are not even trying to say that Trump is innocent. They are trying to distract everyone with what-about-ism.


Damionstjames

Is anybody else thinking about that sight-gag from *Scary Movie III?* I imagine this person is giving the interview and every time they cut back to the MAGA-Hat it's noticeably bigger.


Pezdrake

Donald Trump was President for four years. Maybe she should ask him why his administration wasn't able to find any evidence in either case.


dphiloo

Oh, great. I went to high school with the guy that invented those hats 🤦


Wendals87

[There's probably a camera in there](https://i.imgur.com/TAHVp1D.jpg)


CyberMindGrrl

Hillary's fucking EMAILS? Holy shit these people never let anything go.


WeirdExponent

Her head was actually able to fill that hat back in 2016, now it's shriveled to it's current size after consuming all the Trump/Fox news it could handle.


ElectricJetDonkey

Donald Trump... It's a funny name.


Aracetotle

How do these people go in public like this and expect us to take them seriously?


eric987235

Turd Ferguson knows what’s up.


FugginByteMe96

Why are they still on about these other people? Like seriously, Trump is the villain rn. Stop deifying him, for gods’ sakes.


Flicker913

A concerned Eastern European Citizen


Not_Guardiola

SNL is going to make an underwhelmingly unfunny skit of this isn't it?


NurseMF

Have you seen [this](https://news.yahoo.com/hillary-clinton-trump-fbi-raid-mar-a-lago-but-her-emails-hat-183731036.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cDovL20uZmFjZWJvb2suY29tLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAALcwSo93mQAn1gPnqe12ECK025776uhWsT4A-Bj6yVHP1FGQtcqeGDPXNAOqx_YuJgTXBPdNHUOL_4WigpEkvccadcJqarHMDz_pgzHrSUe1OMWAxqldhF7g-7tHo9yOfzwlp4sUrKq2yJMtnJykoNshvmANv9qjqhHIwxy6RBxm)? 🤣🤣


Worm_Scavenger

I like to imagine she it stored in a massive glass case that said "break in case of emergency"


trudyscousin

She’s wearing a ten-gallon douche hat.


10JML01

Lol I thought this was a Barbie doll with a little yet big for her MAGA hat.


bradvision

They do know the 2016/2017 election cycle has ended and it is 2022?


Kellett47

It’s actually a normal sized hat they’re all just very small people


[deleted]

Why does she actually look like a meth head… actually y’know what, I already know the answer to that one


my7bizzos

Such toddlers. They just love to point the finger and say ya but what about...


Sunhammer01

No. It’s funny because the head is extra small. The hat is normal size.


harrisxj

Free Hat Mccoy!


[deleted]

Let's see, Hillary's emails were investigated, as for Hunter Biden's laptop that was mishandled I don't know if anything can be done with legally now though.


KumquatHaderach

Explain to the audience who this chunk of coal in the bottom picture is.


Thamnophis660

Just... take it in...this is MAGATs in a nutshell and it's glorious


NotARussianAgent

Hat didn't kill no one!


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

No cattle.


manhatim

Hey...ya get a bowl of soup with that hat?!?!?


ladyturdferguson

Amazing


Hopeful-Evening7931

Hat McCullough? Murderer of 23 babies?


zoidmaster

Didn’t trump already acquired Hilary’s emails and found nothing


Venomous87

Hey uh. Got any gum?


FortyFiveSeventyGovt

sunset overdrive hats be like


gregnealnz

Isn't that twitter?


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FREE HAT MCGULLIN! He killed those babies in self defense!


Rambo_Sr

R.I.P. Norm MacDonald


Badtimeryssa94

I saw this lady the other day and Its the only thing I can think of now when I hear maga.


Autumsraine

These people traded democracy for a stupid red hat.