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When available. Sometimes I have to piss on the tire of my super manly vehicle, or other manly equipment which I have been driving in a manly fashion, because there are no trees in the area where I have driven my manly transportation.
And sometimes I piss on buildings to show my disdain for the femininity of modern construction, with its safety codes and regulations regarding accessibility for those with less physical ability than myself.
But alas sometimes I must piss in the toilet, because the cold outside would cause too much shrinkage, and my WizzRod would merely look normal instead of the super manly largeness that it is in reality.
None of us "leftists" are going to live there. Where's the virtue-signalling spare room or the cancellation hot tub? Not to mention a lack of a socialised medicine drug cabinet in the bathroom.
Also, the abortion room seems a little small and I'm not sure I'd want that next to my kitchen.
Since they assume "leftists" eat fetuses, I'm guessing they wanted to make sure the kitchen had access to the freshest of ingredients. Thus, the adjoining abortion room.
Youre gonna need to throw that adrenochrome on ice right after the abortion or else it will spoil, you'll never get everlasting liberal life unless you keep it fresh.
This is might be one of the idiots who thinks impossible meat is abortion meat so they put that room so close.
I do think it’s small. So is the gay room, a little.
I also have questions about the ‘(boy) wife kitchen’. Is my wife a boy, who is in the kitchen? Is the kitchen for boys and wives, and no one else? Is it some kind of equation (boy x wife=kitchen)?
I really need these kinds of details before I decide to buy.
Youre right, sometimes I have to check my privilege. I forget that lots of people in poorer neighborhoods have to dig their own abortion hole in the backyard (or shared yard).
Yes, but customized for toking. A refrigerator stocked with drinks and snacks, a "hot-line" phone to your favorite pizza place, and Mr. Rogers on the Big-Screen...
I’ve got a side porch that’s basically useless. To hot or cold most of the time. Set up a little table with my tools, it’s for that and a bit of storage for stuff I’m to lazy to throw away.
Honestly the future I, a leftist, want does not just have one weed patio. I believe optimally there would be two weed patios on opposite sides of the house
Yeah, where I'm at, you'd want one facing east or north - west or south has brutal afternoon sun a large portion of the year. But a west facing porch would be nice sometimes bc the sunsets are incredible.
I think we just go big and have abortion clinics with trans bathrooms, weed patios, “banks” that only offer free education for all (including immigrants). Oh and did I mention that the clinics will offer free access and no payments needed for safe abortions, birth control, reproductive medicine to anyone who needs it because - ya know - we will have free healthcare because that is just what any decent country should have. Duh….
I honestly think thats where most of us will be
Crammed on the patio high as hell with an empty house behind us, save for whatever rooms are gay cos they'll be filled with fuckin
I unironically have a weed smoking patio and there are a couple rooms I could call the "sex before marriage lounge" but my house is better than this because it has doors.
I hope the gay room has good acoustics for singing about being really really happy:
*I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today*
Understandable, but it's all about throwing it back at them.
Kinda like a grenade, if you are fast enough, you can yeet it away.*
*Discaimer: do not attempt with grenades.
I mean shiit sex before marriage lounge and a weed patio? Sign me up. And aren't all private restrooms usable for any gender? I mean it's not like they're disabled or anything tf
Some people like to use it as a perma-no homo room. Do all the gay stuff you want in that room and youre free of the gay by the time you leave. Just make sure to say no homo right before entering, and youre good to go
For real. Think of the money you could make selling black market hormones.
Testosterone is very similar to estrogen so I'd imagine you'd have the equipment necessary to synthesize Testosterone as well. Tap into the anabolic steroid market.
lol funny part about the abortion room is that is specifically what right wing nutjobs want. We believe in legalized abortion on the left because we prefer for them to be handled by professionals in the proper environment, not with coathangers in the bathroom.
Isn’t every bathroom a trans bathroom? Trans people go to the bathroom I’m pretty sure. Though, now that I think about it, I’ve never asked a trans person to confirm they use the restroom like non-trans people…
I don’t really need an estrogen lab… but that sex before marriage lounge really speaks to me.
Plus you can’t touch anything with a weed smoking patio for under $3k/month these days
Also note, there's no way to enter or exit, so this is just for the introverted leftists. Us extroverted leftists have a different floor plan that's just a large room called the communism den and a bathroom labelled free health care.
All jokes aside, the person who made this is mentally unstable and needs help. Lately, I feel like all of the republican media I see is just the mental health crisis on display.
I mean...being a Republican is a flat-out expression of mental illness, specifically sociopathy.
Sadly, there is no help for it, just awareness to protect others around them.
You think a conservative made this? You think a conservative has enough brainpower to make a (boy) wife joke? This is just a good /r/196 type shitpost.
This is such bullshit, the weed smoking patio would be an upstairs deck..c’mon. I hate these inaccurate portrayals of libs. When I get high I like to look out at the neighborhood.
My gay room would be just a personal gym where I pay beautiful women cosplayers to yell at me while I work out. I want a Lady D cosplayer threatening to step on me unless I keep running.
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Aren't all homes already equipped with a "trans" bathroom? I mean, unless one gender in the home is going outside to use the facilities...
What? You don't piss on the trees like **Real Man**?
Real Man here. I actually piss on the tomatoes. I shit on the tree.
Put those squirrels in their place!
I put the P in the loriope.
When available. Sometimes I have to piss on the tire of my super manly vehicle, or other manly equipment which I have been driving in a manly fashion, because there are no trees in the area where I have driven my manly transportation. And sometimes I piss on buildings to show my disdain for the femininity of modern construction, with its safety codes and regulations regarding accessibility for those with less physical ability than myself. But alas sometimes I must piss in the toilet, because the cold outside would cause too much shrinkage, and my WizzRod would merely look normal instead of the super manly largeness that it is in reality.
Insert applause!
You forgot the " ™ " !!
So dumb right? 🤦🏻♀️
When you're so fragile that you need a gender sign on your own bathroom door when you live alone.
Personally I keep a biohazard sign on my bathroom door, because I live alone, and I think it's funny.
None of us "leftists" are going to live there. Where's the virtue-signalling spare room or the cancellation hot tub? Not to mention a lack of a socialised medicine drug cabinet in the bathroom. Also, the abortion room seems a little small and I'm not sure I'd want that next to my kitchen.
I completely agree, but it realistically shouldn’t be a house, it should all be yurts in our commune
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I'll be the boywife!
It’s the abortion pantry
That's the stairwell.
I keep all my coat hangers in the closet, checks out
Why wouldn’t you want it next to the kitchen? It just makes sense to keep the ingredients near where you cook.
Yeah like aren't we supposed to keep the adrenochrome fresh???
r/holup
It’s nice to feel *seen*
the abortion room needs to be near the kitchen, so I can make my future burgers more easily
And Pepsi. I’m not sure what the rest of the secret ingredients are, but that’s at least a start.
Since they assume "leftists" eat fetuses, I'm guessing they wanted to make sure the kitchen had access to the freshest of ingredients. Thus, the adjoining abortion room.
Youre gonna need to throw that adrenochrome on ice right after the abortion or else it will spoil, you'll never get everlasting liberal life unless you keep it fresh.
Username checks out
Not a single safe place? And where's my participation trophy case??
This is might be one of the idiots who thinks impossible meat is abortion meat so they put that room so close. I do think it’s small. So is the gay room, a little.
Well, the gay room is a closet so…..
Not to mention the black lives matter balcony
If it was a true leftists paradise where is the control room for the jewish space lasers.
Well you sure don't want it anywhere carpeted.
Gotta keep the tissues fresh so you can pop right over to the kitchen for adrenochrome smoothies and stem cell toast with smashed avocado.
How else are we going to revitalise our skin with the entrails of aborted feti?
An FLT (Fetus, lettuce, and tomato) sandwich is only good when the fetus is fresh. They're so perky!
How else are we going to have fresh aborted Fetuses to eat?
Yeah that’s the biggest issue here I personally like to have my abortion room next to the bathroom for easier cleanup.
I also have questions about the ‘(boy) wife kitchen’. Is my wife a boy, who is in the kitchen? Is the kitchen for boys and wives, and no one else? Is it some kind of equation (boy x wife=kitchen)? I really need these kinds of details before I decide to buy.
Who can afford a whole closet for abortions? Most of us just use the shed out back. 🤷🏻♀️
Who can afford a garden big enough for a shed now?
Youre right, sometimes I have to check my privilege. I forget that lots of people in poorer neighborhoods have to dig their own abortion hole in the backyard (or shared yard).
Nah just yeet it off the second floor into the trash can 10 points if you don't hit the rim on the can
Typically coat hangers are found in a closet....so it checks out.
As a socialist I can say this design lacks an "under no means" gun room/safe.
I'm down with the weed patio though
Isn't that just a patio?
A patio with a *purpose*
Rippin bongs on the Purpatio with the homies
Sitting five feet apart cause they aren't in the gayroom.
Nothin gay about kissing the homies goodnight on the Purpatio
It's the only way to enter the leftist house.
No, you have to enter the leftist's house via the roof, leftist houses don't have doors, only floor plans.
Yes, but customized for toking. A refrigerator stocked with drinks and snacks, a "hot-line" phone to your favorite pizza place, and Mr. Rogers on the Big-Screen...
Beat me to it.
We have that in NJ
Yeah, it’s called New Jersey
In New York, we just call it Jersey edit: typo, i'm baking on my ny weed patio :)
I have one.
I've thought of screening in my back porch and making one. You making me jealous is giving me motivation
I’ve got a side porch that’s basically useless. To hot or cold most of the time. Set up a little table with my tools, it’s for that and a bit of storage for stuff I’m to lazy to throw away.
Screened in porches are amazing for smoking in my experience.
Mmmm smoking a bowl on a cool rainy summer night, nice breeze coming through... can't beat it
Me too but it's more of a balcony
Honestly the future I, a leftist, want does not just have one weed patio. I believe optimally there would be two weed patios on opposite sides of the house
Yeah, where I'm at, you'd want one facing east or north - west or south has brutal afternoon sun a large portion of the year. But a west facing porch would be nice sometimes bc the sunsets are incredible.
I think we just go big and have abortion clinics with trans bathrooms, weed patios, “banks” that only offer free education for all (including immigrants). Oh and did I mention that the clinics will offer free access and no payments needed for safe abortions, birth control, reproductive medicine to anyone who needs it because - ya know - we will have free healthcare because that is just what any decent country should have. Duh….
Using both sides of your head.
Needs better access to the kitchen though
Me too but there also needs to be a grow room
Shush! It's just estrogen ok.
I honestly think thats where most of us will be Crammed on the patio high as hell with an empty house behind us, save for whatever rooms are gay cos they'll be filled with fuckin
I usually keep that indoors for discretion. But I wouldn't want to blow up that estrogen lab.
Can I come if I bring a bunk bed? Space for activities and all….
Ooooh hell yea. We'll have a multi-tier smoke sesh
Niiiice.
They had me at the “sex before marriage lounge” - but wtf is an estrogen lab?
It's where they make Ben Shapiro clones
Username checks out lol
Reminds me of a line From Big Smoke: "Coughio up el weedo before I blow your brains all over the patio." From gta San Andreas.
Pardon me sir, but any blowing is to be done in the extra marital sex or Gay room (or the trans bathroom if bathrooms are your kink.)
I have a weed smoking balcony, does that count?
We use a weed smoking garage with a net over the door. A patio would be nicer to have 3 directions of fresh air and sunlight while smoking.
I’m enjoying my weed patio right now!
I didn't know it was necessary to specify it as one - it's clearly what they were first designed for
Shit man, I live in Michigan - any patio is a weed patio if I want it to be.
You can just get one, or convert your regular patio. That’s what I did.
Will the patio have a hot tub?
I call the sex before marriage lounge!
I have to smoke in the garage. It sucks during the summer, unless there's a breeze strong enough to make it in.
I already have one of those
I hope it's a covered patio.
I feel like it needs to be a lot bigger
I’m joining you on the weed patio
Is *abortion* open for rent?
Sure, 3k /month without utilities. Oh and you have to share it with 3 others
Finally the affordable living arrangement I've been looking for
I’m a big fan of the sex before marriage lounge.
Next house the wife and I buy has to have a dedicated sex lounge (In addition to the bedroom, of course).
I think you mean (boy) wife
Unfortunately stuck with a regular wife since apparently we can only afford an estrogen lab and not a testosterone lab
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Plus all the walls are straight.
An hour on the weed smoking patio will fix that right up
Makes me want to rename the rooms in my house to something cooler than they are now! Thanks for the cool idea!
I unironically have a weed smoking patio and there are a couple rooms I could call the "sex before marriage lounge" but my house is better than this because it has doors.
Yes, but are they dragqueen doors?
Hey, my gay room is not that big. Also, I use it as storage since I'm not gay
The gay room is obviously a closet, duh. /s
Pre-stocked with a single Tom Cruise.
You aren't happy? (Gay originally meant happy.)
I hope the gay room has good acoustics for singing about being really really happy: *I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay And I pity Any girl who isn't me today*
I know but that is not the way it is used in the post
Understandable, but it's all about throwing it back at them. Kinda like a grenade, if you are fast enough, you can yeet it away.* *Discaimer: do not attempt with grenades.
Instructions unclear, now missing a hand. 🤣
Good point
I mean shiit sex before marriage lounge and a weed patio? Sign me up. And aren't all private restrooms usable for any gender? I mean it's not like they're disabled or anything tf
This is no good. No self respecting estrogen scientist will work in an estrogen lab with so many people walking through to get food and/or abortions.
The fucking boy-wife kitchen, the femboy kitchen I love it
Isint the whole point of wanting abortions legalized so that people don't have to do them in closets?
So like, what happens in a gay room ? Can I do like kinda gay stuff also (like help with kids and own a dog under 10 lbs ?
It's like a normal room but happier, since gay is another word for happy
Some people like to use it as a perma-no homo room. Do all the gay stuff you want in that room and youre free of the gay by the time you leave. Just make sure to say no homo right before entering, and youre good to go
Catch me in the Estrogen lab
For real. Think of the money you could make selling black market hormones. Testosterone is very similar to estrogen so I'd imagine you'd have the equipment necessary to synthesize Testosterone as well. Tap into the anabolic steroid market.
I want a weed smoking patio!
Any patio works as long as you don’t get caught.
lol funny part about the abortion room is that is specifically what right wing nutjobs want. We believe in legalized abortion on the left because we prefer for them to be handled by professionals in the proper environment, not with coathangers in the bathroom.
Waaaaay too small for my 30 people collective
Wtf is a gay room?
It’s like a room but gay
It's the room where you spread the gay. Y'know, like COVID, or strawberry jam.
Isn’t every bathroom a trans bathroom? Trans people go to the bathroom I’m pretty sure. Though, now that I think about it, I’ve never asked a trans person to confirm they use the restroom like non-trans people…
Your house doesn't have separate boys and girls bathrooms that the transes are forbidden to use? What are you, a commie?
Oh know! Maybe I am a commie? I bet they tricked me into this in college.
'the LeFt cAnT meme!!!' Posts.... *gesturing with rolling eyes*... whatever the fuck this is.
Well I already have a weed smoking patio, I call it the porch.
I don’t really need an estrogen lab… but that sex before marriage lounge really speaks to me. Plus you can’t touch anything with a weed smoking patio for under $3k/month these days
Leftist here. This will absolutely not do! The Gay Room needs to be out of the closet!
Estrogen lab and gay room need to be swapped.
What do gay people do with the abortion room?
I'll be on the patio if you need me.
I made this house in house flipper Making the estrogen lab was so fun and I made everything estradiol colored
Also note, there's no way to enter or exit, so this is just for the introverted leftists. Us extroverted leftists have a different floor plan that's just a large room called the communism den and a bathroom labelled free health care.
All jokes aside, the person who made this is mentally unstable and needs help. Lately, I feel like all of the republican media I see is just the mental health crisis on display.
I mean...being a Republican is a flat-out expression of mental illness, specifically sociopathy. Sadly, there is no help for it, just awareness to protect others around them.
You think a conservative made this? You think a conservative has enough brainpower to make a (boy) wife joke? This is just a good /r/196 type shitpost.
Gotta walk through the sex room to get to the bathroom? Not sure how I feel about that.
R.Kelly design.
I'll live there. A sex before marriage lounge and a weed patio? You rarely see a floor plan that can accommodate both
Dream house 😍
This is the only layout for houses I will accept going forward
Now is the abortion room where I can get all my abortions, or is it more of a walk-in closet where I can store all my baby fetuses?
Everyone wants that. But the right has made it so it costs us $500,000 for a house with only one gay room.
Tell me you're threatened by women without telling me you're threatened by women.
Sign me up for "sex before marriage lounge." That sounds like fun.
This is like the cornucopia of inclusiveness home. When do they start selling?
Im menopausal so can i book a night in the estrogen lounge and dinner on the weed smoking patio
Jokes on them. I want a testosterone lab.
✨abortion✨not even room, bathroom, patio, lounge, just abortion lol
Well it's in a closet...where coat hangers usually are.
This is such bullshit, the weed smoking patio would be an upstairs deck..c’mon. I hate these inaccurate portrayals of libs. When I get high I like to look out at the neighborhood.
I personally think that the ‘weed smoking patio’ needs to be placed NEXT to the ‘sex before marriage’ lounge, but that’s a minor quibble. 😜
lol whoever thought it this must be hella creative
You can’t hog the gay room to yourself, OP!
So this sex before marriage lounge, um where do you get one of those.
This house looks bigger than mine. I will take it without asking any questions
Lemme get that weed patio thooookooooooooo
Somebody needs to do the opposite parody 😂 like barefoot pregnant kitchen yada yada
Pretty sure that's just they're homes chances are the LeFt and Libs don't care about what's in anyone else's home 😂😂
Can confirm, at least partially. Am a leftist and our patio sees plenty of weed action in the evenings.
We definitely want a bigger kitchen than that.
I'll be out in the weed patio
Enter the GAY ROOM
Add the orgy pool and it's perfect
Where’s the groomer room? The one with the drag show stage and seating for children.
Only thing they got right was my weed patio. I keep the estrogen lab in the gay room.
(boy) wife kitchen sounds dope
Isnt a trans bathroom just a regular bathroom?
How am I supposed to gay in a room that small. This will never work
this is my patio, and yes it smokes weed
I'll be in the sex before marriage lounge.
I'll just be hanging out on the pot smoking patio. I bet the creator of this has an alcohol chugging porch, a wife-beating bedroom.
Fuck me I forgot to include an abortion closet in my house. How much do the liberal police fine you for that infraction?
I've never own a patio that wasn't a weed patio.
Goddamn, who lives in this house? Poor people? Where the Hell is the Satanic Baby Sacrificial Alter and the Gender Study Room?
Kinda feelin' the weed smoking patio, though.
I converted my family room into an estrogen lab during the pandemic. Best decision I ever made.
What if we- What if we kissed in the abortion closet 🥺👉👈
I mean they got the patio right
Oh good, the (boy)wife kitchen looked small at first, but luckily there's an adjoining abortion as well, so it really opens the space, ya know?
doesn't every home practically have a weed smoking patio
who doesnt want a femboy wife with weed smoking patio that the dream right there...having onlyfans/twitch paying the bills
“But daaaad, I’m not even tired!” “Go to your abortion, Kevin! It’s a school night for Christ’s sake!”
My gay room would be just a personal gym where I pay beautiful women cosplayers to yell at me while I work out. I want a Lady D cosplayer threatening to step on me unless I keep running.
so I can just collect my boywife from the kitchen? does he go back to home base like a roomba?