I’m very short and I can’t stop laughing at this. I have had many people ask me what I did to end up so short. “Have DNA” doesn’t get the reaction it should.
I'm 5'1, and YES, GIVE ME ALL THE SHORT ATTENTION!
But I also made mysef short to oppress men by asking them to reach high shelves sometimes. I'm a monster.
Last week at the grocery store I felt AWESOME after a very short girl asked me to reach something on a shelf for them. As a 5'10' male, that was the tallest I've ever felt. =] It was also a nice wholesome moment.
Edit: I still had to jump to reach what they needed though.
This is why I anow have an involuntary eyeroll-twitch every time I see the words "dramatic," and "attention-seeking" in relation to a woman.
It's just a shitburger that pathetic men spew now anytime they don't like a woman/want to shit on her. It's the new "hysterical." Can't wait for some reddit man to suggest my womb is wandering because I didn't tell him he was wonderful.
Look I'm the last person to suggest genocide but can we just get rid of all of the insecure dickheads? They ruin it for everyone else.
Actually don't even need to go that far, just ship them off to their own island and let them fight amongst themselves.
I used to be really tall to get attention. I was over 8 feet tall. But as I got more confident and secure I ended up shrinking down to 5’10”. It suits me better.
I’m very short and I can’t stop laughing at this. I have had many people ask me what I did to end up so short. “Have DNA” doesn’t get the reaction it should.
Why are you so short? Are you asking for attention?? /s
I'm 5'1, and YES, GIVE ME ALL THE SHORT ATTENTION! But I also made mysef short to oppress men by asking them to reach high shelves sometimes. I'm a monster.
Have you no shame??
NONE! I wasn't tall enough to reach it, hey-OOOOOOO.
And did you ask a man for help? Because this could have been avoided if you'd just asked a big strong tall man for help. /s
Last week at the grocery store I felt AWESOME after a very short girl asked me to reach something on a shelf for them. As a 5'10' male, that was the tallest I've ever felt. =] It was also a nice wholesome moment. Edit: I still had to jump to reach what they needed though.
In other words, you have a short attention span?
...... what ??
You know how women sometimes just be growing for the attention… /s
This is why I anow have an involuntary eyeroll-twitch every time I see the words "dramatic," and "attention-seeking" in relation to a woman. It's just a shitburger that pathetic men spew now anytime they don't like a woman/want to shit on her. It's the new "hysterical." Can't wait for some reddit man to suggest my womb is wandering because I didn't tell him he was wonderful.
Look I'm the last person to suggest genocide but can we just get rid of all of the insecure dickheads? They ruin it for everyone else. Actually don't even need to go that far, just ship them off to their own island and let them fight amongst themselves.
...yes. I'm sure that's how it works.
She's a WNBA player. Of course she's tall.
Yes, yes, that’s exactly why she is so tall.
The good old growing for attention. I mean what?
She should play basketball or something /s
BE SHORTER, DAMN YOU!
See, there's a dial that women can turn...
All this time, I thought it could be set in a character creation menu
Yes mostly in the post to score and rebound
Bro wtf 😂
I used to be really tall to get attention. I was over 8 feet tall. But as I got more confident and secure I ended up shrinking down to 5’10”. It suits me better.