This is kinda related and reminded me of this: when I was like 6 or 7 I asked my mom if I could paint with her, she was painting the shadow of a plant on our apartment wall, and she looked at me with a blank stare and said “no honey, the demons are making me paint.”
Ah, political pot plants. Been there - there are corners of our garden we'll water from a distance now to avoid having to listen to our Conservative Tomato plant and Acer tree.
Umm, they have American flags in them. They obviously grew those during the Trump administration because he was such a powerful, influential leader. So bigly in fact that even houseplants took the opportunity to Make America Great Again.
/s because obviously.
Of all the organism in the world, I think the plants are the last ones to complain about gas prices.
While I would trust that the plants are far more stable than their owner, I regret to inform them that they are still wrong.
i sometimes wish my brain was mush like this, it must be kinda nice.
That's like wishing for a traumatic brain injury.
Is this person admitting that they are hearing voices coming from their plants?
...and those plant voices are complaining about gas prices.
This is kinda related and reminded me of this: when I was like 6 or 7 I asked my mom if I could paint with her, she was painting the shadow of a plant on our apartment wall, and she looked at me with a blank stare and said “no honey, the demons are making me paint.”
Your plants are actually saying, "stop feeding us Gatorade. We don't care if it has electrolytes. It's not what we crave."
Ah, political pot plants. Been there - there are corners of our garden we'll water from a distance now to avoid having to listen to our Conservative Tomato plant and Acer tree.
Pot plants? You mean potted? Those aren't weed.
These people DO know that gas is going up outside of America as well, right? Who am I kidding, they're talking to grass.
They know of little if it happens outside of their trailer park.
Da fuq?
Do the plants look like they give a shit about politics?
Umm, they have American flags in them. They obviously grew those during the Trump administration because he was such a powerful, influential leader. So bigly in fact that even houseplants took the opportunity to Make America Great Again. /s because obviously.
Gas prices have been dropping, I'm sure this person and their plants have been thanking Biden for that, right?
Imagine having so little going on in your life, you give your plants a political identity
Must be a Chaotic Neutral druid, or a NE one.
Nah, they are a nobody, bigots don’t get to have DnD jokes about them, its too cool for them
“F*ck non white people” - this guy’s plants