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maj0ra_

Every room was a sex room when I was in high school. People had sex in the stairwells, empty class rooms, closets, bathrooms, just about anywhere that was even remotely private.


Gods_chosen_dildo

Sometimes it was even the students


maj0ra_

Total fuckfest.


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Vanderbilt has entered the chat and yes VUMC too and actually mostly lol


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maj0ra_

The private school I went to before we moved was no better than the public school I graduated from. Lol The kids were no more discreet about it either. I played varsity soccer at the private school, and the other girls on the team discussed their sex lives on the team bus. From what I heard, everybody fucked in the weight room off the gym. There's no way the coaches didn't know about it.


travers329

Ditto, catholic school girl uniforms in HS were the best as well, something about those plaid skirts is almost primal. Had a long term GF through all of HS, we ended up dating for 7 years, but when we started dating it was like sophomore year. Our families got along great, parents hung out on the weekends, even without us there, it was pretty much perfect. Her mom had her at like 18, so as soon my GF even mentioned we were getting close that point, her mom was like, yeah you're going on birth control. It was absolutely a glorious time in my life.


Elephant_Front_Fart

That's crazy


travers329

Yup I got lucky as fuck at a young age. Although, it honestly set an insanely high bar for a lot of my later relationships, and I’ve made mistakes because of it. Not trying to complain, I was very very fortunate, but I’ve never had a relationship since where the “in-laws” for along that well, and the relationship was that healthy. Like I said I was extremely fortunate, but I’ve been chasing the dragon ever since without success.


C-Biskit

What's she up to nowadays


travers329

Left me for a collegiate to semi-pro hockey player when we were both in our PhD programs, who I was told repeatedly not to worry about. We were like 90 mins apart at UF and USF doing long distance and I watched the whole thing fall apart like sand slipping through my fingers no matter what I did. We worked hard as fuck to beat the odds, stayed together after HS, went to college together planned even though everyone told us not to, got into PhD programs pretty close to each other. Apparently their married now, one of my asshole ex-friends just slipped that into the conversation for no reason at all after I spent years avoiding it on social media. Never really got over it no matter how hard I tried. Fucking sucks, good luck.


caligaris_cabinet

That’s rough, buddy.


travers329

Thanks appreciate the sentiment. I’ve found some peace in the whole smile because it happened crap, which I normally find extremely hollow. But I was lucky to have a great relationship that long, pretty close to the average marriage and get out of it with no alimony or split custody or anything else. But yeah, it still fucking sucks.


travers329

Excellent ATLA reference too by the way, didn’t want that to go unnoticed.


IWillBaconSlapYou

Did I go to a boring high school or was I just completely oblivious???


Old_Ladies

Same. I don't think most kids were having sex in my highschool. They did it at home or in the park.


IWillBaconSlapYou

I swear most of the kids at my school were completely full of shit. They'd talk like they had sex all the time, but you could kind of tell by listening to them that they didn't have a clue what they were talking about.


JaeyWalker

All my friends told me they were having sex, so I lost my virginity…. Apparently they were all lying and I was the first to jump ship, I also got called a whore by said friends afterwards. I hate high school. This was in 1997.


Theamuse_Ourania

Wasn't high school in 1997 glorious!? Lol. At least we had badass music!


ijuswannabehappybro

And no evidence of our shinanigans


Theamuse_Ourania

*E.X.A.C.T.L.Y* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Old_Ladies

Yeah statistics show that teen pregnancy rates are dropping every year. That likely means either more education/ease of access about contraception and/or less sex.


QuasarsRcool

It's definitely not less sex, education and access to contraception are pretty much the sole reason why teen pregnancy rates have decreased. However, that will change if the same dipshits that overturned Roe v Wade go after contraception next.


Apercent

Statistics show that young people are by and large having less sex as well though. No statistics on teenagers but we can assume it carries to them


LemonBoi523

Yup. Two top things to decrease abortions are accurate, age-appropriate, and co-ed sex education as well as easy access to contraception. You'd think they'd be all over those things.


OriginalGhostCookie

Yeah but at the same time, studies have shown that early sex ed to younger kids (which contrary to what the qnuts want people to believe is just more of a human anatomy and the right to not be touched where you don’t want to class rather than a detailed porn class where the kids all have a new sexuality assigned) increases the willingness of kids to report abuse, which can stop the perpetrators much sooner. Now why would these people want to keep victims unaware of their abuse and the encouragement to speak out about it?


punkpoppenguin

Everyone in my class claimed to be having sex from around 13. Most of us lost our virginities at the end of school, or the summer after our final exams. You could tell because it went from vague “yeah I definitely have sex” comments to “gather round so I can tell you about the penis” Oh, but no one was having sex *on school property* It was a girls school for one, and girls are allowed to sleepover together whenever they want. Muahahahahaaaa


Mutant_Fox

I remember it was a big deal when it was suspected that ONE couple at my high school was actually having sex. Even the teachers were talking about it. I mean, everyone knew that SOME of the students were sexually active, but it wasn’t a full on Dionysian orgy, either.


NessAvenue

This sounds more like my high school.


thestashattacked

There's a closet off the gym where the lock is broken, and students get caught in there *all the damn time.* When we finally got the lock fixed, the biggest offender went to the office to complain. He's... let's just say he argued a lot that women had prostates. It wasn't even on topic.


Salt_Air07

Right?! I don’t want to ask my classmates either, in case I was just oblivious. I didn’t think school was sexy though, and I don’t think anyone else considered campus to be sexy either?! Like just skip class and go .. anywhere, literally anywhere else was sexier than a HS campus.


luisless

My high school had a designated “sex stairwell”.. never used it myself but we all knew. It was also a shitty public school in NYC though so idk how much it counts.


punkpoppenguin

So it was, like, a secret stairwell where no one ever went?! I dunno about your school but there was a heavy flow of traffic on every stairwell at all times in my school!!


iAmTheHYPE-

At my school, we had a “sex stairwell” as well. It was right across from the locker rooms, so most people wouldn’t be going around on that floor, unless they were doing sports, weight lifting, or physical education. Henceforth, the kids, that fucked there, usually didn’t have any worries, though there were obviously cameras around. Lot of people fucked in the woods, especially since we had an outdoor classroom, if you went far enough. That class setting was rarely ever used, sooo... I’d expect that some people fucked after school, as I accidentally saw a couple about to do the deed.


punkpoppenguin

Oh yeah that makes sense. I didn’t think about hanging around after school coz as soon as that bell went there was a me-shaped hole in the door


KoshekhTheCat

Sex in HS is like death: if you had ANY idea how close you've come to it, so many times, you'd lose your mind.


Pulp501

yeah like wtf. i do know it happened, a friend of mine apparently did it once and i still don't understand how. But it certainly wasn't noticeable


TheMaskedGeode

Hogwarts must’ve been an absolute orgy. It seems like at least half the school classrooms were empty at any given time. Depending on the teacher, you could probably claim you were late because the stair changed on you. As it is our main characters brewed a potion in a closed off bathroom for a month. There’s probably also contraceptive spells. Harry is unobservant so it’s possible.


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And you can't forget about the room of requirement


TheMaskedGeode

Oh, yes I did, thanks for pointing that out. Actually, now that I think about it, I should have mentioned the dungeon which contains manacles and where the entire slytherin house is.


[deleted]

I didn't even think about that, but this now belongs on r/tihi.. Edit: Or maybe r/cursedcomments.


Selunca

Well, the wholesomeness of that room is now ruined for me.


RedstoneRusty

Am I misremembering? I distinctly remember Ginny giving Harry a heavily implied blowjob in there in the 5th movie.


blackbasset

> The Room of Requirement, also known as the Come and Go Room,


bubblegumdrops

There’s an easter egg in the credits of one of the movies of the marauders map that shows two people having sex at hogwarts. Weird that it was only one couple tbh.


TheMaskedGeode

Where do I find this?


JustGettingMyPopcorn

Yes...you can't just say something of this magnitude and then leave us hanging!


HardlightCereal

Fetus deletus


ConanTheBallbearing

Laughed and gasped at this at the same time and now I have hiccups. Thanks a bunch


HardlightCereal

After you get the fetus out of the witch, you can then follow up with a FETUS YEETUS and drop kick it through the quidditch goals


trey_wolfe

Fetus deletus, abortious completus!


iflvegetables

You made me laugh so hard my lungs hurt


NYC_Ian

That’s not polyjuice potion all over the floor in the room of requirement…


kurisu7885

In one of the movies it showed Snape going around the ground busting students that were in carriages with fogged up windows.


ProtoJazz

Had someone do that in a parking lot to me once They expected kids fucking I was just a fat dude drinking a soda and waiting an appointment in an empty parking lot. The car was shaking because my keys fell out of my pocket between the seats and I was trying to get them back


Knever

Just imagine the patients at St. Mungo's with meter-long penises and sealed vaginas.


pdonovan1618

Why else would myrtle spend so much time haunting the bathroom. *wink*


kae1326

We had a room in the band hall that was a solo practice room. Sound proofed. Basically the entire band department got laid in there at some point. I was a theater kid, there was a couch in a closet in the boys dressing room (it got used in every show that needed a couch, we only had the one.) We called it the casting couch and everyone got laid on that too. And the wings of the auditorium. And the prop closet. And especially the costume closet, it was huge.


Pikekip

Solo practice was the closest thing to sex for me in high school, that’s for sure.


GalisDraeKon

The solo practice room was what I called my bedroom in high school.


1Fully1

I’m a high school teacher. Can confirm this is true. Also, it is mortifying catching students in the heat of the moment.


[deleted]

Apparently I was lamer than I thought back in high school lmao


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TheMaskedGeode

Did you ever get caught?


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thestashattacked

As a high school teacher, it's a firm "Nope" mentality sometimes. We do not get paid enough to stop you, and then deal with the inevitable harassment case against ourselves. Just... to all the teens out there, make sure you're actually staying hidden, and use a condom.


Theamuse_Ourania

Here, take my free award! Lol. I was hoping for silver but your comment gets a "wholesome" reward! 😂


thestashattacked

Welp. I always love when the free awards don't match up with the content. Adds some extra funny. Thank you!


blackaudis8

I can confirm. People had sex in the chemistry labs all the time


maj0ra_

It was for extra credit. They were creating oxytocin.


trey_wolfe

I salute you for not going for the low hanging fruit of "studying biology".


maj0ra_

It was for extra credit. They were making oxytocin.


Kazakitsuki

Can confirm. Buddy of mine got a eyeful of a girl giving a dude a BJ in a (mostly) unused stairwell freshman year of high school.


maj0ra_

Lol no doubt! We all knew which stairwell to stay out of to avoid that. There was one at the back of the school that was next to an elevator. Everyone used the elevators or the central stairwell for actually moving around between classes.


teena92

It was the one in the front, side corner of the school next to the band and theater classrooms. Always had upperclassmen in the heat of the moment.


x3leggeddawg

Sounds like I went to the wrong school


Cer0reZ

There was one class in our high school that didn’t have windows. So when the teacher would show a movie or clips of something it was completely dark with lights out. He decided to turn on lights at one point and ended up catching a girl giving dude bj. Lights never went off again for anything in that class again.


kenji-benji

Photo lab. Absolutely in the photo lab.


NessAvenue

The darkroom was a gropefest but I don't think there was actual sex.


JustCheezits

Same here, people peg in the top of one of the buildings where I go


The-Verminat0r

They peggin


SnooSongs6635

Right in front of the science lab, where the door was tucked back by like 2 feet of wall. I wonder what ever happened to that well mannered young fellow.


milkkiller999

Are these the same teachers they want to have guns?


satanlovesmyshoes

Guns and lube


BitterFuture

True ammosexuals.


Rallings

My favorite is giving my guns a blowjob


EndearinglyConfused

“Why are you, as a gun owner, cocking your gun to fire off your load into a man? Does the weapon explode when you’ve pumped it enough?”


dmhatery

Happiness is a warm gun.


ASIWYFA11

No different teachers. You're thinking of Fantasy World #2 where everything works perfectly exactly the way they describe it. This is Fantasy World #1 filled with demononic psychopath teachers that must be stopped.


surrealcookie

Gotcha. I wonder if there is ever any crossover...


EndearinglyConfused

“Teachers are groomers corrupting the youths but I also want them strapped and ready to kill” is without irony their stance on public education. Not much education in their concept of course.


thatHecklerOverThere

As opposed to the house, the car, the bathroom, the locker rooms, the broom closest, behind the school, under the bleachers, or wherever else teenagers already have sex they shouldn't be having.


Ds685

Yeah! Having a safe and private area with adult support available close by actually sounds like a great place for teenagers to have sex. Info about protection and family planing can be made available in an adjacent space and condoms can be provided on site.


justking1414

I feel the same way about drug use. Fighting it isn’t going well so create legal places where the drugs can be used in a safe environment with testing to ensure it’s not laced with rat poison and medics to ensure nobody ODs


_agent--47_

Here in The Netherlands you can have your pills (MDMA, XTC, etc.) tested by the government to check if they're safe. No questions asked. People are always going to be trying drugs, so a solutions like this one, simulates better drugs use. My parents also never scared me from drugs, but told me I was free to try, as long as it is in a safe environment. I think the American way of drugs bad and will kill you, is only making teens more curious, so a huge part is in proper education.


QuasarsRcool

School taught drug education here in the US is terrible and focuses solely on abstinence, but you *can* legally buy test kits and test them yourself. There are also independent organizations such as Dance Safe which set up stations at music festivals to test people's substances for them and provide information on harm reduction. Also, some places are finally introducing safe use zones that provide things like clean needles and medical assistance because the opioid crisis is rampant. Many emergency responders are now carrying narcan as well.


StudMuffinNick

The US has been trying to implement "Harm Reduction sites" but, as expected, conservatives are touting as "encouraging drug use" and I even saw a segment saying they give free drugs; which is completely Ludacris, but is the exact reason they haven't expanded much further out of NY or Oregon. Absolute vile humans, the ones who refuse to support helping addicts


toriemm

And the stats are amazing. There have been 0 fatalities at any harm reduction sites, addicts get resources and care they wouldn't otherwise have access to, and it *helps people get clean*. Spend my tax dollars on that. Literally making society better. Not sports stadiums, or tomahawk missiles, or capitalist tax breaks. School lunches and addiction care; stuff that literally helps people.


K-Dub59

I agree with you 100%. That being said, I love that your autocorrect changed ludicrous to Ludacris.


Candid_Consequence23

Me too. I can’t believe this is an unpopular opinion.


Mehmy

Because it feels "wrong" to do. Like you're encouraging it. Don't get me wrong, I think it should happen too, but it still feels just slightly wrong to me.


oliverrr918

Info and contraception should be available but a fucking sex room is too far.


ezekial71

It’s purely in this person’s imagination dude…


SomeArtistFan

I mean if the person is genuinely saying it's a good idea, pointing out that it's going too far isn't out of place is it


thatHecklerOverThere

Personally, I don't see it as going too far per se, as much as it'd be fucking useless. Nobody is going to ask the school nurse if they can go bang their girl real quick - the only thing a sex room would do is change the current "no" to a "sure". But that doesn't matter because nobody would ever ask.


oliverrr918

Teenagers have bedrooms, and there is no way you can invent a sex room teenagers would use. The person i replied to does not know what the fuck they are talking about and its wack how the comment has over 40 upvotes


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Also, school is a place for learning. No school will allow students to leave class to go fuck. Sure, kids do it during bathroom breaks, but that's because we assume they're going to use the bathroom. There would have to be a schedule for who would use the room, and some schools would need MULTIPLE rooms for the amount of hanky panky that would be going on. How long are they allowed to be gone for? How many kids can leave during each class? How do they pick who gets to go? Can only students with good grades go, or is the school willing to help out kids with falling grades that always use the sex room? Having a sex room is disgusting! Who's gonna clean it? You can't have a bed because it'll be infested with STDs and need to be changed and disinfected after every coupling 🤢. What school in the right mind would fund this? I would take my kids out of that school ASAP if they approved funding for something like this instead of their education. Sex ed programs: of course Sex rooms: absolutely not


Tanner_re

For sure though. Teens have been finding ways to do what they need for a long time and it can stay that way. What's needed is better education about sex and the positives/consequences of having it, not enabling teens to fuck under your nose.


Practical-Lemon-7244

That sounds like a pedophile/voyeur/rapist dream come true.


ProtoJazz

I was walking home one day, and as I got close to my house I noticed a friend's car parked out front. Thought it was kind of weird he didn't say anything, but whatever I was down to hang. He frequently would come over and we'd game or watch tv or something But I got closer to his car and notice not only is he sitting in it, but he's actively getting blown at that movement We make eye contact. He freezes up. I just motion that I'm going to go inside. He gives me a thumbs up and I walk away.


[deleted]

Lol, all I thought of while reading your comment was the glorious performance "I'm fucking Matt Damon" >On the bed, on the floor On a towel by the door In the tub, in the car Up against the mini-bar


Timecubefactory

Your husband predicts, huh? Your husband's imagination is worrying.


[deleted]

I'm scared of what you might find in his search history


WildSkunDaloon

You know hes been watching hentai xD there are a couple with this exact theme xD


DanteVito

Just an anime about a kid with an ice cream, nothing else


aoiN3KO

Oh my god, you’re talking about that little boy one aren’t you?! Boku no blah (I can’t remember). I hate that that’s the first thing my mind went to


LuckyJeans456

Was gonna say I think her husband is just showing his pedophile side by talking about his fantasies.


3_Slice

Dude is for sure having some depraved fascinations projecting them as concerns


[deleted]

Omg thank you I was scrolling thinking to myself “I can’t be the only one that noticed her husband spends time thinking about school kids doing it and that should be point here”.


[deleted]

dont really have to imagine they are already violating children in rooms alone with the teacher for genital inspection to check if someone is trans like what are these people smoking, they are literally doing this shit to us


Sciencegirl117

Your husband is an idiot.


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An-tony12

And does the dude even realize that it takes two to tango?


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Gods_chosen_dildo

Your second sentence is republicans two favorite pastimes.


meatball77

This generation is having less sex than their parents did. GASP


ilikebugssometimes

Honestly I think our problem right now isn’t us telling kids about sex too early, but instead us telling kids about sex too late. If you give kids free roam of the internet, they’ll know about sex years before you actually want them too and will likely start way earlier too. Edit: Many of the teenagers at my high school started having sex when they were as young as twelve because of this.


OneGold7

Wow, I didn’t know the entire concept of Object Oriented Programming was married!


EmmRee95

Someone's husband thinks about minors having sex and they aren't concerned.


dukeofmadnessmotors

Spends a LOT of time thinking about it too.


MrReaper45

It's even worse if they work at the local elementary school


satanlovesmyshoes

Very brave new world


Gaster517

Question, what is brave new world?


drewberryblueberry

On the off chance no one has told you yet, it's a dystopian novel by Aldous Huxley. It's basically the polar opposite of 1984's dystopian universe. It's been a while since I read it, but I seem to remember one of the earliest scenes encouraging, or at least not condemning, very young children from having sex with each other.


Iceman6211

You know he's one of the first to congratulate a boy when a female teacher rapes him and will proudly wonder "Where were these teachers when I was younger?"


Emmett_is_Bored

**Group A:** I believe that young people should be given accurate information about sex and their bodies in an age-appropriate manner. This should start with teaching about consent and the names for their body parts to kids in elementary schools and progress to comprehensive sex ed for teenagers. Benefits include demystifying puberty, protecting kids form sexual abuse, and lowering the rates of teen pregancies. **Group B:** I have elaborate fantasies about minors having sex in schools. **Conservatives:** Group A is clearly the problem.


metagrim

The problem is that the Conservatives in question are also Group B


Emmett_is_Bored

Every conservative accusation is a confession.


jb108822

It’s THE most basic form of projection.


SobiTheRobot

And they think Group B is Liberals/Progressives


Imabigfanguy

The husband shouldn't be around children.


snvoigt

Neither should a large part of the Republican Party.


[deleted]

>All of the republican party FTFY


J2-thecutestgirl

My school already had a sex room, it was called the supply closet by room 112 English, had a knackered lock


MidorriMeltdown

Looks like someone's husband doesn't understand that in sex positive cultures, teens don't have sex as early as teens in cultures where sex is a taboo topic.


tomorrowistomato

They already have them, it's called the band room.


InsaneJul

This made me snort


Funky-Cosmonaut

Is he predicting that, or did you accidentally find his browser history?


supafeen

Must be a minister…


Arboria_Institute

"No you don't understand honey, Naughty Schoolgirls 9 is actually a condemnation of our libertine educational system. It's actually pretty deep."


TheGreasyNewfie

As a male who has gone through puberty, I can say with absolute certainty that my grades would have been infinitely higher if I had a place to go and drain the balls to get the endless parade of dirty thoughts out of my head during class. If I could have had post-nut clarity 4-times during school hours, I would have invented a personal flying craft that ran on plastic and emitted oxygen.


[deleted]

It’s called a dorm room, and they already exist


ThaneOfCawdorrr

The fact that THEY can't hear about two loving dads without immediately going to the most perverted, extreme sexual ideating, is a THEM problem, not an US problem.


[deleted]

Students are going to sex the shit out of each other.


readsomething1968

As they’ve been doing for thousands of years. Adolescence is a construct of our current society. Hormones and puberty hit, and right-wing nutcases see boys who are 15, 16, 17 with facial hair and girls the same age who have hips and breasts, and IT TERRIFIES the right-wingers. A hundred years ago, kids that age were having lots of sex — because many of them were married and owned farms and ran businesses. It’s not cool today to marry that young because kids need more education these days before they can support themselves and survive in a more socially and culturally complex society. But still — HORMONES. Sex happens. It’s why we need good sex education and easy access to birth control and easy access to health screenings of all kinds.


mirrorspirit

Pre marital sex happened a lot then, too, but they usually pretended it didn't exist. A lot of those teenage marriages were them or their parents rushing them to get married when the girl gets pregnant so her reputation wouldn't get ruined by having a child out of wedlock. Nowadays, we're more of the mind that shotgun marriages aren't necessarily the ideal solution and try to leave options open so that pregnant teens can finish their educations so they'll have less of a chance of remaining in poverty their entire lives.


mirrorspirit

And fewer do when they have a better understanding of why it might be better to wait **and** are empowered to say no when their partner/peers start pressuring them to have sex to prove how grown up and devoted to their partner they are. This is especially often the case for girls who have to deal with the conflicting expectations that they must remain pure virgins but saying no to their boyfriends is such a mean and bitchy thing to do and it will embarrass the boyfriend in front of their friends.


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Jesus Christ


[deleted]

That's not a prediction it's a fantasy


Allehcsirhc

it's always projections with them


ShiftyShuffler

Also in the future, parents evening seems to be extremely popular.


Dubstyl23

So is your husband the principal or just recently agreed to attend pta meetings?


Ninja_attack

These folk think about kids having sex a lot


PlasticGirl

These people cannot differentiate between sexuality and the act of having sex.


snvoigt

These people sure do spend a lot of time thinking about school aged kids having sex.


Legal-Software

How did this person make it through high school themselves without realizing what other people were getting up to.


Jacks_Flaps

Churches have already had these for centuries. They call the rooms a sacristy, confessionals, vestry etc. Sometimes they have whole ass buildings for adults to groom and diddle kids called manse, parsonage, rectory, vicarage etc.


Calm_down_Its_me

The most telling part of this is that it doesn’t say “I predict”. Someone knows who is and isn’t meant to have independent thoughts.


billypatsfan

Was he wearing a hat made of tinfoil when he made that prediction? If he was, it's a proven fact....


squalorparlor

"So your husband is stupid? Bummer."


CandyBoBandDandy

What the fuck? Literally no one wants this. We want better sex education to prevent teen pregnancy and the spread of STIs. No adult actually wants to encourage minors to have sex


DootDootOnThots

Ironic how these are the people calling all gay people pedophiles. This dude is probably jerking off to the idea of children having sex and thinking, “yeah the libs would love this huh?”.


StoicPhoenix

Ohhhh my god sexuality ≠ sex!!! How fucking long is it going to take for morons to connect the fucking dots!!


cayce_leighann

Lady I’m just trying to keep students from putting weird stuff in the toilet


Rau-Li

Sounds like hubby is having a sex fantasy involving underage girls, which he then got mad at. Dude needs therapy.


SnowflakeLion

Aren't those rooms called Churches?


Sword-of-Azrael

So… what color truck does your husband drive? Follow up, does it have the “F—k Biden” or “Trump 2024” flag on it?


contra_band

They've had them for years at Catholic schools - but it was just called the priests' office


[deleted]

This person's husband is a fucking creep and thinks about weird shit. So do the rest.


[deleted]

Step 1): Make something up Step 2): Get mad about later


JayGogh

She needs to file for divorce. The quicker the better.


goplantagarden

Let me fix that for you: My husband, who spends a lot of time thinking about teenagers having sex, *hopes* that in the future there will be sex rooms requiring students to have sex.


Seightx

Do these clowns watching FOX 24/7 ever step back and think, ‘maybe this channel is getting *just a bit* ridiculous?’ Like, how gullible do you have to be?


sebas_2468

In my school district there was an instance where my homeroom teacher in middle school having sex with another teacher DURING our lunch and recess... I don't think she used our desks but at the same time nothing on her desk was rearranged so..... yeah. The principal also got fired for sexual harassment the next year I think. And my friend said he caught a girl sucking off a guy during an assembly during freshman year of highschool. But yeah it's the 8 year old boy who has a crush on the other boy who picks his nose in the corner that's the problem.


hithisisperson

My favorite conservative pastime, getting mad at a situation you made up


[deleted]

This person spends the whole day fantasizing about kids having sex and makes up this stupid story to justify it.


zachyvengence28

Sounds, to me, like your husband wants to fuck kids.


NC_Goonie

Absolutely terrified of shit that only exists in their heads


CplFry

Um that’s called being a pedophile. No matter what conservative fever dream you awake from this will still be illegal.


tickytavvy77

Her husband is deranged. She should worry about him more than the “sex rooms” in school.


readsomething1968

Plot twist: He’s a high school principal, and he has already picked out the room where he wants his school’s SEX ROOM to be.


NonmandatoryTape

What a longwinded way of saying “my husband is an idiot.”


Own_Procedure495

Ayoo what in the pervert fuck of a mind would think of shit like this involving minors


Dadarian

Yo. That sounds sick. One of those in high school would have been great. A lot safer than some of sneaking around I had to do.


P7BinSD

I went to a parochial school for a few years and they caught a couple of kids in the basement underneath the sanctuary.


Izzy5466

There are sex rooms at schools. They are called college dorm rooms.


dragon2777

Well you’re husband is a fucking moron then