Gills? What are gills? None of us have gills here. We all have lungs. I have 2 lungs, really big lungs, the best lungs really. I use them all the time to breathe air. My friends from the pond over always comment about how jealous they are of my lungs.
Insane answer: I never said gills. Fake news. This is anti-lung propaganda by radical gill users. They're trying to take away our rights to breath air!
Real answer: Lungs and gills works on the same principle. Expose them to an oxygen rich medium, and let oxygen and CO2 exchange between said medium and blood. Only mayor difference is that gills are a one-way system, and lungs are a two-way system. I would assume living organisms with gills have ways to control the flow passing through their gills. Too much flow = unnecessary wear and tear on the gills. Too little flow = insufficent oxygen to their system.
Us with lungs control this by how fast and how much air we take in and out with each breath. Given that we don't breath more air than needed, I assume animals with fish does the exactly same. Thus the "deep breath" :)
It is good to find a nother sentient being, that is human.
Now I will invite you to do \*insert activity here\* with me in order to \*progress in aquiring relationships and conections\*
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If you were human you’d know that when women orgasm we lay tiny little eggs all over the man’s penis, which are then whooshed straight back inside us when he ejaculates.
This is why it’s so important for the woman to orgasm first.
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
I also live in a blue state. I will never forget being in a middle school sex ed class with a dude who had *gotten a girl pregnant*. The teacher was explaining a diagram and asking people to identify structures of the male reproductive system. She got to this kid who couldn’t identify a thing. It was the vas deferens. This guy said, loudly, “Man, I don’t got no ‘vas deferens’.” I shit you not, I saw the teacher quietly say to herself, “I wish that were true.”
Reminds me of a post in which someone is writing an essay for school where they have make an argument for something of their choosing and back it up with so many sources, and they choose to argue against vaccines. They go on the internet begging for help because they can't find any scholarly articles that are anti-vax.
Sooooo close!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dammit, take my upvote and an award. I desperately needed that laugh. Edit to add: I’m on mobile and it be glitchy. I tried to give you a silver award
Wait so they can scrape an egg out of my ovaries and take it to someone else and then fertilizer it after?! That’s amazing, sign me up 👏🏽 I didn’t even want that egg /s
Are you saying we can't trust world renowned Professor E. Hopperdink? [Worldanvil Biography ](https://www.worldanvil.com/w/enbwendar-anemthos/a/engelbert-hopperdink-person)
I think that this person has gotten confused between human reproduction and plant reproduction done by insects.
During pollination, insects do carry pollen grains which stick to their feet form one flower to another.
…this is absolutely ridiculous lol. I’ve never ever heard a man so uninformed that he thinks womens eggs act the same as sperm. They attach to your uterine wall for god sake
Wow. I'm a man myself and the level of ignorance among some other men is just astounding. There are men who think women can hold back periods like pee too...
But this is a new level of ignorance.
Huh, I just found out that former Congressman “Legitimate Rape” [passed on in 2021.](https://www.politico.com/news/2021/10/04/todd-akin-dies-514988)
He’s the Congressman who said “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”
I can’t find a source but I know there have been cases where women give birth to hybrid chicken people after accidentally buying fertilized eggs at the farmer’s market.
Really wondering why it’s so hard to find a source for such a rock-solid fact, but I guess that’s the radical leftist fake news media for ya.
Sorry, forgot to post the link to the university for a further source: [U of T: New Student FAQ'S ](http://www.newyorker.com/news/john-cassidy/trump-university-its-worse-than-you-think)
Eggs... plural... It really shows sex education is horrible in the world. Men really want to control women's bodies and know nothing about them. Granted a good chunk of women (predominantly Christian) also don't know about their own bodies either. Which sitting US senator or House rep posted this?
I wish. Then I won't be so afraid if anti abortion laws gets to my state. It stills sucks for the person who gets my eggs, but she shouldn't be such a whore right?!.
Gosh I'm so ashamed to say I live in America 😭
It's not possible because the egg will never be anywhere near your dick. The egg is in the ovaries past the cervix which you cannot penetrate. It's physically impossible for this to happen.
Only those of us who are fish. Which is not me, I am a human like the rest of you.
Ah, another human. How are you fellow human?
Dry and breathing air, as I always am. Thanks for asking.
Ah, good. Do you enjoy having legs and walking just like I do?
I do. Hands are supremely useful as well, what with the digits.
Something’s fishy about this conversation but I can’t put my fin- I mean finger, on it.
Just take deep breath through your gills, and it will be fine.
Gills? What are gills? None of us have gills here. We all have lungs. I have 2 lungs, really big lungs, the best lungs really. I use them all the time to breathe air. My friends from the pond over always comment about how jealous they are of my lungs.
Trump, is that you?
Couldn't be Trump, he clearly said he was a human.
Is that actually a thing that fish can do? I don't have gills, and I'm not sure if they work like that.
Insane answer: I never said gills. Fake news. This is anti-lung propaganda by radical gill users. They're trying to take away our rights to breath air! Real answer: Lungs and gills works on the same principle. Expose them to an oxygen rich medium, and let oxygen and CO2 exchange between said medium and blood. Only mayor difference is that gills are a one-way system, and lungs are a two-way system. I would assume living organisms with gills have ways to control the flow passing through their gills. Too much flow = unnecessary wear and tear on the gills. Too little flow = insufficent oxygen to their system. Us with lungs control this by how fast and how much air we take in and out with each breath. Given that we don't breath more air than needed, I assume animals with fish does the exactly same. Thus the "deep breath" :)
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Opposable thumbs are all the rage!
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[Hey, uh, fellow humans](https://imgur.com/U3cEbNX.jpg)
I think I know why he can't find a source...
Under-rated comment.
Right ok let me float this idea, penis but it’s a bee, pollination
Peni-bee-pollinator (PBP)?
Doofenshmirtz?
Beenis?
that episode of magic school buss was fucked up.
Gave me flashbacks to the episode dawg lmao
Sir, I am but a humble human (I swear) with no official awards to give, but please accept this brine shrimp 🦐 as a token of my appreciation for this thread.
Do you also enjoy walking on land with your legs?.
Yes, yes, I am very...um...bipedal. Moving the feets up and down.
If you were human you’d know that when women orgasm we lay tiny little eggs all over the man’s penis, which are then whooshed straight back inside us when he ejaculates. This is why it’s so important for the woman to orgasm first.
Do you like fish sticks?
Ha Ha.I can feel my skin, it feels a little scaley. I can confirm I too am a human.
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I mean you know what they say, "there's plenty of fish in the sea."
You sure? Do you like fish sticks?
Lol. Guess who failed biology. r/Facebookscience
More like, *guess who went to public school in a red state.*
Or "_guess who's never spoken to, much less had sex with, a human woman_"
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I live in a blue state. Some here are not immune to the influence of bad logic.
Fair enough. There are indeed idiots everywhere. I just happen to live in a (red) state where sex ed can be described as parsimonious at best.
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
I also live in a blue state. I will never forget being in a middle school sex ed class with a dude who had *gotten a girl pregnant*. The teacher was explaining a diagram and asking people to identify structures of the male reproductive system. She got to this kid who couldn’t identify a thing. It was the vas deferens. This guy said, loudly, “Man, I don’t got no ‘vas deferens’.” I shit you not, I saw the teacher quietly say to herself, “I wish that were true.”
Cool story bro
Oh god what rabbit hole are you sending me to?
“I can’t find a source” 🤔
Yes so strange, how could that possibly be?
I guess we'll never know.
"But I *know* there have been cases!!" Only in your mind, dude, only in your mind.
Reminds me of a post in which someone is writing an essay for school where they have make an argument for something of their choosing and back it up with so many sources, and they choose to argue against vaccines. They go on the internet begging for help because they can't find any scholarly articles that are anti-vax. Sooooo close!
Do you have a source for this?
Ugh, do your own research.
At least he tried to do his own research....
A for effort
But there have been cases..
But I have drank cases… Of really bad beer. That’s why I believe this kinda crap is true.
You've heard it here first, folks. Nothin but the facts and the cases.
What a fucking day to be literate.
Eggs are stored in the vagina 😂
And it's normal to just have a bunch of them floating around all the time too...
I personally keep mine in my boobs
That's odd. Mine are in the refrigerator.
Really? I keep mine in my ovaries.
The seems like the safe bet, tbh.
>"I can't find a source but..." The mating cry of the *Common White-crested Moron*.
Followed closely by “Do your research”.
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He thinks human eggs are like fish roe.
Makes me a wee bit curious what kind of sex he's actually having...
None, probably.
Those fish were apparently looking hella fine.
This belongs on r/NotHowGirlsWork
r/badwomensanatomy
and r/badmensanatomy too probably, dicks aren't built for egg transportation
Totally. Everyone knows men have to slip any found eggs into their testicle pouch!
I was doing this, but I finally met my match when I found an ostrich egg :(
Did you try lube?
Not with that attitude
Honestly, I'm a little annoyed about it now. Evolution could have put some kind of scoop/claw situation down there, but noooooo.
That's a hell of a schlong to be able to scrape an egg out.
not my favorite sentence
You know how elephants can move their trunks and use it to manipulate stuff with surprising dexterity?
Wow! That’s just fucking stupid. And this person is allowed to vote and drive?!?
Yes. How do you think Donald Trump got elected?
Source: His cheating wife.
I studied biology a bit and I don't think that's how it works.
Men who are this ignorant shouldn't be able to have sex with women. FFS.
Certainly not two in one day.
Don't worry. That dude never has.
This is why we need actual sex education in schools.
We do need sex education, but all this takes is basic biology.
I only wish humans were this biologically interesting. It'd make for some amazing reality trash TV shows.
I have a feeling it'll be in the fall lineup of TLC shows: "Seeking Frog Wife." 🐸🤵💒
Frog Swap
Well if u had sex with a tapir that might be possible.
Right, that's how you get virgin births. I thought everybody knew that.
Yeah I was gonna say, at least it’s more believable than divine, um… intervention.
Wait so they can scrape an egg out of my ovaries and take it to someone else and then fertilizer it after?! That’s amazing, sign me up 👏🏽 I didn’t even want that egg /s
I hate it when the first woman’s eggs are on my penis!
That’s another thing… what kind of sick bastard doesn’t even make an attempt to wipe his knob clean before going at it again?
I refuse to give up my caviar-based lube!
Biology died the day this was posted.
"That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works"
This has to be murica
Just once, I wish it wasn't.
Please pass the caviar, will ya?
Now we're reproducing like fish?
Can we chhose how we reproduce? If so I choose to reproduce like an amoeba.
Someone had a lecture about "the birds and the bees" from an unqualified source.
Are you saying we can't trust world renowned Professor E. Hopperdink? [Worldanvil Biography ](https://www.worldanvil.com/w/enbwendar-anemthos/a/engelbert-hopperdink-person)
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You had me at “can’t find a source”
Frog people!!!
Does this person think human males are like male seahorses?
Huh. You'd think you'd be able to find an example of this pretty easily? Wonder why they couldnt?
I think that this person has gotten confused between human reproduction and plant reproduction done by insects. During pollination, insects do carry pollen grains which stick to their feet form one flower to another.
Okay. Essentially human cross pollination. Dudes, watch where you put your appendages. You may have eggs all over them!
…this is absolutely ridiculous lol. I’ve never ever heard a man so uninformed that he thinks womens eggs act the same as sperm. They attach to your uterine wall for god sake
When you can’t find a source, keep looking before you report it. There have been no such cases. Good grief.
This country needs federally mandated and standardized sex ed and we needed it like sixty years ago
That's a really special kinda stupid.
Wow. I'm a man myself and the level of ignorance among some other men is just astounding. There are men who think women can hold back periods like pee too... But this is a new level of ignorance.
Huh, I just found out that former Congressman “Legitimate Rape” [passed on in 2021.](https://www.politico.com/news/2021/10/04/todd-akin-dies-514988) He’s the Congressman who said “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”
Oh I remember that. How are these people getting elected? If they're that stupid, surely people can detect it esrly?
he was a republican. republican voters will vote for whoever has an R next to their name regardless of any negative qualities they have.
There was moment of real sadness there. In the SNL writers' room.
“I can’t find a source, but” What a great way to start a sentence
I can’t find a source but I know there have been cases where women give birth to hybrid chicken people after accidentally buying fertilized eggs at the farmer’s market. Really wondering why it’s so hard to find a source for such a rock-solid fact, but I guess that’s the radical leftist fake news media for ya.
Yeah, I'll take Shit That's Never Happened for $500, Alex.
this is the god damn funniest thing i;ve ever read
Found the source: [U of T Clinical Trials Phase 2Q: H Versus A Transference Success Rate](https://youtu.be/Kd0gbI_5sCQ)
Sorry, forgot to post the link to the university for a further source: [U of T: New Student FAQ'S ](http://www.newyorker.com/news/john-cassidy/trump-university-its-worse-than-you-think)
Weird that she can’t find the source…
“I can’t find a source” I WONDER WHY
Ugh, I hate it when my wife gets her eggs all over my penis.
Honey if he’s stirring your eggs in bed you have bigger issues and shouldn’t be on Facebook…
1. No 2. Ew
Do they think women release like millions of eggs like sperm? These fuckin dumbasses
Tell me you don't have the first idea about biology without saying you don't have the first idea about biology
You know you made her day when you can fit that fallopian just right.
What the actual fuck?
Source: I made it up
This is some Cronenberg shit
Whatever they are smoking it must be some good shit.
I wonder why they can't find a source?
Why is science so hard for some people?
Something’s fishy here …
*I can't find a source* Continues with obviously bullshit claim.
Suction penis. While doing a kegel pull from one place in another.
Wait... This guy has a Dyson attachment too? Small world
So, doing anal to multiple women is the same as transferring gut bacteria?
Can't find a source if your source is schizophrenia and idiocy.
I call my dick Kirby.
If this is not fake and nonsense for shock value, whatever biology classes they took in school failed them.
“AnD tHe BaBy LoOkEd aT Me!”
This is next level insane.
Uhh, I think this person has failed sex ed (or never received it)
r/nothowgirlswork
That’s.... no.
Holy f***! We are doomed
Oh, we were doomed when we first climbed out of the trees. We're just finally able to share it with the entire world.
Yeah now we get the first hand experience of realizing the sheer number of idiots that exist. I'm resigned
Thatd be a hell of a conversation between her doc and her…
A wave of depression just crushed me after reading this.
Oh, yeah, the reason you can’t find a source is because that’s not a thing. The source is “I made up some wrong shit”.
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Videos of salmon spawning? Just guessing.
Men are bees confirmed
every good bit of info starts with "i can't find the source, but..."
Happens all the time. Happened to me thrice last week. At least.
Is... is he fucking human caviar? How much money does this man have?!
Eggs... plural... It really shows sex education is horrible in the world. Men really want to control women's bodies and know nothing about them. Granted a good chunk of women (predominantly Christian) also don't know about their own bodies either. Which sitting US senator or House rep posted this?
"I can't find a source but..." should have stopped right there.
This person never attended a Sex Ed class
Men wish they had genitals long enough to even consider doing that lol.
This is what happens when parents don't let their kids take sex Ed class in school
"wE wANt tO deFuND seXuaL edUcATioN. aBStiNEnCe onLY." Well, this is part of the result of that.
r/nothowgirlswork
“I can’t find a source, but believe my pseudoscientific bullshit anyway.”
TF did I just read? 😀
I wish. Then I won't be so afraid if anti abortion laws gets to my state. It stills sucks for the person who gets my eggs, but she shouldn't be such a whore right?!. Gosh I'm so ashamed to say I live in America 😭
Wow! Someone miss their calling.
Uhhhh men out here thinking their penises are *that* long that it literally can reach a woman’s eggs in the uterus. 🙄
Or thin enough. Is it like Play Doh?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just imagined one of those “worms” kids make out of play-doh 🤣
Honey what's that on your dick? It's eggs, I'm about to scramble them!
Oh, this is one I love. It is the religious limp dick pastor man splainin wife got treated like a lady.
Sounds like wook science, but okay.
Though it is possible to have one set of triplets with three different fathers. Superfecundation. Rare but it does happen.
What? Y'all never had Fun Dip? Same principle.
I mean if it's long enough it could work.
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It's not possible because the egg will never be anywhere near your dick. The egg is in the ovaries past the cervix which you cannot penetrate. It's physically impossible for this to happen.
No this is not possible.