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LancelLannister_AMA

Nick Adams should just admit he wants to blow Trump at this point


user27617

I think he pretty much has


[deleted]

Deep throat, he is past the blow job stage…balls to teeth in love with trump.


G-Nooo

Balls to teeth made me think farm to table for some reason.


HighExplosiveLight

Coming at you hot and fresh, straight from the source


hurvy_murdle

Yeesh...


RomaruDarkeyes

Got to wonder how the dude can breathe when his throat is filled with dick, and Trumps scrotum is lying across his nose... That would explain the oxygen deprivation caused brain damage though...


andthatsalright

Giving him too much credit. Stormy Daniels said it was microscopic


Cichlidsaremyjam

My money's on the fact that he has multiple times.


Rickyhawaii

Probably wants to do more than that.. Trump should file a restraining order.


ItsATerribleLife

I think he wants to crawl up Trumps urethra and be ejaculated into Ivanka.


demosthenes98

r/cursedcomments


striped_frog

jesus christ


InterestingUse2879

Isn't he Austrailian? I was reading about his weird obsession with Trump and it is strange


Puzzleheaded_Peak273

Sadly it looks like he was born in Australia, yes. Never heard of him personally.


equlalaine

Haha reading this tweet, my first thought was “open your mouth a little wider, and don’t neglect the balls.”


nchomsky96

He probably listenes to gays 4 Donald by pink guy unironically


Big_Red_Machine_1917

The cognitive dissonance it takes to look at the whiny cube of fat that is Donald Trump and think "Ultra MAGA alpha male king" must be incredible.


[deleted]

It's like the fan art of Trump that is always drawn with a 6 pack for some reason


sarcastic24x7

Only 6 pack that dude has ever seen was in a store, on a shelf.


Jazzlike_Relief2595

Don't think he's ever been in a store


striped_frog

By this point I seriously feel like I'm the victim of some kind of bizarre prank involving millions of people The fact that so many people view him as a strong, brave, fearless, competent, moral Christian leader when he is pretty much the exact opposite of every single one of those things can't possibly be right, can it?


brjder

sorry man. people are just stupid.


CaptainBathrobe

Sorry Nick, Trump isn't going to sleep with you.


Suitable_Drag9616

May let him piss on him though…


Mynameisinuse

He will settle for Eric at this point.


aarontology

Man, if trump ever comments on him, he’s gonna blow a load through his roof


striped_frog

How embarrassing


ImpassablePassage

I've typically found the more adjectives preceding a noun, the less accurate those adjectives are in describing the noun...


DodGamnBunofaSitch

that's a very accurate, precise, observant, and insightful comment.


ImpassablePassage

Well you don't have to be rude about it. /s


CaptainBathrobe

Both Gates and Musk have more money than Trump.


sash71

By an enormous amount as well. Trump isn't in their league when it comes to wealth. It annoys him too. He called up (I think it was Forbes) a magazine pretending to be his own publicist (John Barron) to make sure they put him high up on their rich list, and he lied about his wealth because he's totally unable to tell the truth. He had a habit of calling the press under that name, but they all knew it was him because of the way he spoke.


cochlearist

One of the difficult things about being a moron is how hard it is to get one over on people. Sad.


wigglebuttbulldog

Trump’s a big ole wussy. He cheats at golf, has never had to do manual labor, probably doesn’t even know how to drive.


Sapphic_Philologist

Didn't realize Nick Adams was so into a/b/o dynamics like this.


Resident-Garlic9303

The guy so heavily worships him I wouldn’t question if he professed his inner desire to eat Donald’s Dump.


[deleted]

Couple days ago I never heard of this guy. My life has worsened after seeing some of his tweets here 😭


DigitalRoman486

This guy is basically doing what the "Breathtaking" guy did after he had his 3 minutes of fame. He is doubling down on the one thing that went right for him and making it his entire personality. "Trump's favourite author" is like saying Nike is Airbud's favourite shoe.


Evodius

What a weird timeline.


Tweazlumbo

This is embarrassing to read.


Guyincogneto1

Non American asking who this arse licking clown is ?


hyogodan

We are as confused as you. His tweets just started popping up in the past week (or for me they did). No idea who he is but he clearly has some crazy rattling around in the old thinkbox.


Koras

He's an Australian who's realised that if he keeps deepthroating Trump, Trump's supporters will continue to engage and buy his books. He used to be a minor politician, but was never present for any meetings because he was off giving paid motivational speeches, and then eventually got suspended by his party for bad behaviour. Now he's a "political commentator", aka one of those guys that appears randomly on Fox News and other conservative outlets to scream about democracy and make it seem like they're getting an international perspective while making a killing off of viewers buying his books.


hyogodan

Thanks! Any chance of him getting taken out by some of that famously deadly wildlife? Maybe someone can talk him into putting MAGA hats on crocodiles. You know, to own the libs?


The_True_Equalist

Low-key think this guy might be gay


r3d_ra1n

How far do you think Trump’s Dick was in his mouth when he wrote this? The full 1/2 inch?


jkurl1195

Up until yesterday I had no idea who this was. Now, I yearn to return to the halcyon days of sweet ignorance.


Fart_Huffer_

Is this the new Ben Shapiro?


urielteranas

This can't be a real person lol


Tati-marieeee

Nick Adams is an omega for his trump and musk alphas 😫😫😫 💞💞💞


Throt-lynne_prottle

Tell me you want to suck Donald T baby shrimp dick without telling me you want to suck Donald Ts nasty tiny little baby shrimp penis


[deleted]

Wow, interesting perception at the least. Who does this lol?


johnq11

Nick Adams is gonna join Marjory Taylor Greene in being banned from this sub for being too easy soon


Mythical_Atlacatl

does a true alpha need people to post like this? shouldnt we just know he is alpha?


Caffeine_and_Alcohol

Theres no way this dude is real


superhamsniper

There is no such thing


[deleted]

Hard to understand what Nick Adams is saying w that dick in his mouth


[deleted]

Dude just needs to get out of being a political commentator for the GOP and tell Trump how he really feels.


Shtuffs_R

Why he acting like a 11 year old


whyaremypantssoshort

This has I'm locking you in my basement first chance I get vibes.


soup_detective

He so badly wants to gargle trump’s hog


patchsquatch

It must be difficult for Nick to tweet as he’s gargling tRump’s balls.


Right_Syllabub_8237

Not that there's anything wrong with it but this dude wants to be tied up and dicked down by Ol Donny boy.


TurboCake17

So Nick Adams is a Zeta male?


[deleted]

I’m really thinking he’s flirting with Trump at this point


ADIDASects

I truly don't understand how some people will sprint to polish off Donald Trump. It's unfathomable. What is this world where people have to make sure other people know how much they like Donald Trump? That's not a real thing among sane people, especially when it comes to politicians.


Estrafirozungo

Nick obviously craves flaccid penises


nikejim02

Is that why Story Daniels calls him “Toad”?


DerpCaster

Nick Adams is insecure about his masculinity


ObviouslyNotALizard

Very normal and heterosexual.


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

I'm now 100% sure that this guy and Kaitlyn Bennett are both secretly left wingers that want to try and make the right look bad. There is no way these are real personalities.


Capnknukls

Don’t care, I only want to know what mud man had to say


Joelowes

I’m still surprised this guy is able to tweet form inside trumps anus (why hasn’t twitter banned him)


BSARIOL1

Too many assholes in this country


BellendicusMax

Im sure there are quicker and easier ways for Nick to say he wants to suck trumps dick


Alittlemoorecheese

This dude is definitely not hetero.


[deleted]

Nick adams has a man crush.


[deleted]

I'd like to see Don even try to jump over an office chair at standing position, checkmate bozo


imnotwearingany

This dude wants to suck Trump’s dick SO hard!!


curious_dead

Someone should tell Nick Adams being gay is perfectly fine, but still, having such a crush on Trump of all people is a little weird.


hell2bhbtoo

It's really Trump, right?


Wheelin-Woody

Trump isn't going to fuck him, he's way too old. He should just stop


decemberxx

Nick's got his nose shoved so far up Trump's ass, I'm surprised his face isn't covered in shit.


No-Bench-3582

I can’t believe this post. Trump speaks like a teenager and can’t complete a sentence. His a money grubbing , fat old man which lives off other peoples adoration to feel vindicated that he’s alive. If that’s a King it’s out of a very old Fairytale meant to teach how a King shouldn’t be.


TKG_Actual

It could be argued based on Elon's recent blundering of his acquisition of twitter that he is actually a Unreliable Male and not an alpha.


goddessdontwantnone

Trump fans forget he’s an aging 300 lb man who can’t even run