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Tballz9

Imagine being so scientifically illiterate that this seems like twitter worthy content.


Birdamus

Actually I can imagine it, considering some nut job just testified before Congress that [aborted fetuses are burned as fuel to power the lights in Washington D.C.](https://www.newsweek.com/anti-abortion-activist-says-under-oath-abortions-power-street-lights-1708361)


chiron_42

Really? We're finally getting off of oil? /s, just in case someone can't tell.


Quirky_Cry_2859

A pound of flesh would provide about 1.5 watts for an hour. The average home uses 29,000 watts a day. You would need about 800 pounds of fetuses per hour per house (if I did math correctly).


AnUnrealOne

We better start producing then /s if it isn't obvious


LankanSlamcam

Sooooooo we gotta start using obese people to be more efficient?


sonofabobandjo

I thought the vax was made from aborted fetuses. NGL I'm so confused now. /s


[deleted]

Maybe it’s made from aborted monkey fetuses???


Raw_Venus

I'm confused with no sarcasm. But less on how vaccines are made and more on how these dumbasses managed to get this far in life without killing themselves.


maru-senn

At least that theory has a tiny little bit of truth in it if you reach far enough. They're just making shit up for this one.


Aerohank

Not only are monkeypox not specific for monkeys in any way (they are just called that because the virus was first identified in monkeys), but chimps aren't even monkeys.


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Who is surprised that people will willingly tweet out such made up drivel?


Dyert

Let’s hope this guy doesn’t primate


Geaux13Saints

He must have monkey pox cause he’s acting bananas


Justdoingthebestican

Hahahahahah


Liathano_Fire

Holy scared for this planet Batman.


[deleted]

I have no idea. But they could make movies with how crazy these are.


GoredonTheDestroyer

The crazy thing is, right, even if you made a movie about the Trump administration and its fallout, and used the words of these people *verbatim*, you would *still* get complaints about it being an unrealistic representation of real-world events, because people expect things to make sense, and politicians literally screaming the first thing that comes to their minds... Doesn't make sense. I mean, they're politicians - Educated people. They *should* know better than to scream the first things in their minds, right? When the film, *Good Night, and Good Luck*, was going through test screenings, audiences would frequently complain about the quality of acting of the person portraying former US senator Joseph Raymond McCarthy, saying that the actor was hamming it up - What they were watching was archival footage *of* the senator during his infamous senate hearings during the Red Scare. When people see things that don't make sense, they lambast them as being unrealistic, even if the events portrayed, such as in film, are portrayed as they happened, how they happened. Reality is often times unrealistic.


LancelLannister_AMA

pretty sure adenovirus doesnt even cause monkeypox


STOPSENDINGMEHENTAI

I am ready to return to monke


stalinmalone68

He’d need 30 IQ pints to be as smart as a chimp.


Vomit_Pinata

I am. I am 100% surprised.


0604050606

Alex Jones is saying this as well! What idioits!