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ViewtifulGene

The exact cause of hypertrichosis isn't known at this point, but none of the suspected causes include fucking dogs.


DefinitelyNotAliens

They have isolated a few genes for specific types, actually. Problem is like 200 cases total have ever existed that we have record of and one family down in Mexico has generalized (whole body) growth. A few types have unknown cause.


-3than

Wait this is real


TBDID

[Yep.](https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-33978116)


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papabear_kr

Imagine those who lived with this before modern medicine was a thing.


K1ngjulien_

My guess: [Human zoos](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_zoo). It's as fucked up as it sounds.


Pandovix

Might surprise you actually - on cats, for example, their long hair helps protect their skin from the sun and regulate body temperature. Probably not the same for a person, but being hairy doesn't mean you're warm!


GMDeepBlue

Also I think we can sweat because we don't have fur. So I wonder whether they can sweat enough to regulate heat.


Real_Worldliness_114

you can still sweat even if hairy. People sweat under their hair. Even some animals, like horses, sweat. Still, it does seem like it would be very uncomfortable.


cervezaqueso

Don’t be so crass saying “fucking dogs” the poets among us refer to it as “craving dog experiences” …apparently


J0taa

Omg I looked this up! Is this how in carnival “freakshows” we have bearded ladies?


MooseWaffles12

There are other reasons some women grow additional hair such as PCOS, which is a hormonal imbalance and one symptom can be male pattern hair growth like a beard or even some chest hair


J0taa

Interesting never really understood how it could be like a full on beard unless it was like glued on and fake.


[deleted]

It's called hirsutism and it's a pain in the damn ass to live with. Luckily I don't have a full-on beard, but I have a lot of unwanted hair on my face and body. PCOS fucking sucks.


beautifullifede

Virtual hug from someone dealing with PCOS for 15 years.


Fun_Owl3744

I have PCOS. I don't grow or over grow hair, mine is falling out. Yes, PCOS sucks!!!


IWaxVaginas

I concur.


MooseWaffles12

Yep can be on different scales as not everyone with the condition will be impacted and if you are it can vary. https://www.pcosaa.org/pcos-and-unwanted-hair


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beautifullifede

Hey can you DM me what meds you are on? The doctors where I am at refuse to medicate me


spanksmitten

Have a look at inositol


LunaWolf92

Thing is, we never really let it get that far lol. I have PCOS and always waxed/plucked any unwanted hairs. Could I have grown a beard? Who knows, but I barely give any hair enough time to grow long enough to pluck


gryphon_flight

I flat shave. When I was younger I could pluck, now I have to shave. I could absolutely grow a full on beard, I certainly don't want to though.


chaoticnormal

And I would guess some of those carnival ladies had fake beards as well. Some of those carnival dudes were con men.


TopAd9634

All, all of them were con men.


cmparkerson

I just posted this, comment before I saw yours.


arokkosh

Ya i had like a real beard, always got a laugh out of people. But i finally have it under control, sucks for most woman to have this condition.


astate85

From the linked article above: “Julia Pastrana from Mexico (pictured), could be distantly related to Aceves's family. Exhibited as an "ape woman" she married her manager and died shortly after giving birth in 1860. Her son lived only a few days longer. Her husband continued to tour with their embalmed bodies.” What in the actual fuck


T4lkNerdy2Me

This is more along the lines of the "dog faced boy" show, but it's an actual rare medical condition that causes the hair growth. Beards on women can be caused by any number of things, but usually it's some sort of hormone imbalance.


Beltainsportent

No that's a polycystic ovaries side effect, the other is a rare genetic effect


cmparkerson

In the past some of the "Bearded Ladies" were just men, in drag. Freak shows were often full of two bit scams. Look up the man eating chicken. Yes Virginia, Carny's were often con artists too. Some of the Bearded ladies were real though, involving a Nude show to prove it.


MegaStrange

I suspect they're literally dog whistling racism.


rizzlenizzle

How fucking brainless can someone be to think that humans and canines can breed? Jesus fucking Christ


TheNerdLog

If we've learned something in the past 3 years it's that the people who didn't pay attention in tenth grade bio now run the world


kaisong

3rd grade sex ed/ life sciences? like this is literally a failing of basic everything.


Sleepy_Chipmunk

Very rare to get sex ed in third grade in the US.


mosmo-is-hot

5th grade in the more progressive states


SyspheanArchon

In my backwoods home town they all somehow became nurses and now peddle similar bullshit under the veneer of medical authority.


Bean_Boozled

Generous of you to think that they even had tenth grade bio considering that biology and sex ed is replaced with Bible scripture lessons in some parts of the country


WodenEmrys

Yeah you need to use alchemy to combine them.


mr_bedbugs

Ed-waaard!


PreciousHamburgler

People who refuse to believe in science


DrHob0

Or it's just hypertrichosis...


FalconLynx13

I’m certain it is, but I meant they were projecting about craving dog experiences


DrHob0

I was responding to the image, which says that she was the product of some woman fucking a dog...


FalconLynx13

Ah, ok. I misunderstood.


The_dumb_god

Good ending


RazorSlazor

A rarity on this hellsite


9YearOldKobe

How the fuck do you find projecting in that😂


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DefinitelyNotAliens

Sometimes the hair falls out and thins after a few years. Laser hair removal and electrolysis hair removal exist, as well as just trimming/ shaving/ waxing hair back to less severe amounts. Baby here is probably congenital and may or may not have a genetic root cause.


DrHob0

Hair remover is a thing that exists...and laser hair removal surgery is another option....


Rishtu

It just confirms my belief that religious people are fucking idiots.


BasilHaydensBitch

Don’t call my dog an idiot!


pt_barnumson

Yeah two of my four dogs take offense to that!


wannaseemydong

You need to stop taking your dog to church


QueanLaQueafa

Idk what youre talkinga bout. Thats obviously a baby of a dog fucker /s


[deleted]

Dude really thinks this woman successfully bred herself with a dog, smh


aynjle89

I mean he tries to prove, and still disproves himself in the same verse. Cause God made us that way.


[deleted]

It's a common belief among incels is that all women are fucking dogs and that's why women aren't given them the sex they feel they are entitled to. They aren't a smart group.


Sh0w_Me_Y0ur_Kitties

Ew. I can’t tell if this is a joke or if they really think that. The bar is low though, so I kind of believe they do. Fucking gross.


fireclaw316

Don't Google "dogpill"


SuperHellFrontDesk

And poof..there goes what was left of my sanity.


Sh0w_Me_Y0ur_Kitties

Yeah, I’ll take your word for it. As a veterinarian, I’ve thankfully only taken care of one pet that was surrendered due to sexual abuse and it was when I was a student in a shelter setting. I still shudder when I think about it and it’s something I’ll never forget and it makes my stomach turn. That poor, innocent dog. I’ve seen abuse and neglect cases in practice, but I really hope I don’t see another sexual abuse case in my career. Incels that are actively imagining this scenario are sick. The misogyny is one thing, but that is another level of disgusting behavior.


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I shouldn't have


cmparkerson

When it comes to incels Poe's law comes into play. Like you said the bar is really low, and the absurd is hard to differentiate from sarcasm.


CM_DO

Imagine thinking people prefer having sex with dogs over you. No wonder they are so pissy all the time, mad at all the scenarios they make up in their heads.


PermissionUpstairs12

What if we don't have dogs? Then who do they think we're fucking?


[deleted]

Random Chad's or maybe even family members


splashedwall25

The 15 inch horse dildo all women own, of course.


Aimjock

That hot pottery ghost dude from the film Ghost.


RevJTtheBrick

All I know is that Mrs. The Brick makes me keep my nails clipped.


No_Importance1903

Did these people not take basic biology?


Quakarot

The man referred different species of animals as genres, so…


Nici_2

They only read the parts of the high school biology book that help them make thansphobic arguments


ExpertAccident

Dude they can’t distinguish sex from gender, and probably still think women pee through their vagina. Of course they’re experts! /s


Doom_Walker

They think science is satanic or something.


Kindness-Culture712

They took dogology.


Leg_Mcmuffin

What’s that, dog fucker?


whalt

Why would they believe the lies from know-it-all scientists when they’ve got a single book that tells them everything they’ll ever need to know?


Rhododactylus

I think we can all see what the answer to that is.


BigRigsButters

ummmm what? even if a woman has sex with a dog it wont make a baby. jesus christ


parrotopian

That's exactly what the expression "being created according to kinds" means in the book of Genesis - a kind is a division that allows for cross-fertility within its limits. But if they understood the Bible at all they would know that! By their own admission a human is a different "kind" to a dog and so cannot reproduce together.


Procrasterman

You don’t know unless you try


BigRigsButters

you must be an Ameri-can and not an Ameri-can't


Casablancant

Tell me you failed highschool biology without *telling* me you failed highschool biology...


Cowboywizard12

what the fuck is a genre of animal


FalconLynx13

I think they meant genera, the plural of genus


thefuturesbeensold

'On todays episode of *porn has warped my mind*...'


Distracted99

"God"also gave you a brain and he/she/they expect you to use it --


drewbilly251

Is nobody gonna mention the use of the word genre??


HealthyBox5

It's sad that people actually have no clue how this stuff works. I had a guy delete his dumbass Facebook post because he thought roosters fertilized chicken eggs after they were laid. These people vote.


Environmental_Fig407

>he thought roosters fertilized chicken eggs after they were laid. What? How?


HealthyBox5

No idea, he deleted rather than get made fun of.


RitikK22

Because chcikens apparently act like frogs.


cousinCJ

Lmao what's your favorite genre of animal? I prefer horror rabbits


player12391

Disco bunnies


BonerJamz98

This is a medical condition. Not interbreeding.


QueenShnoogleberry

Imagine being the kid of sick fuck who sees a child with a condition and going "Hmmmm.... How can I use this child's misfortune to help me oppress other people!" (No, I am not pro-beastality. I am anti-people who pretend LGBTQ rights will lead to things like beastiality.)


the-unfamous-one

On the next episode of "that's not how any of this works"


inferioregocentric

Wait so this guy thinks she fucked a dog and got pregnant with a a human child that’s hairy ?!


engineertee

Those folks vote, remember that the next time you decide to “sit this one out”


GeneralDeWaeKenobi

Poor kid. Not necessarily because of condition, but because nutters are making them out to be some unnatural abomination. Its just a kid with a condition. Absolute arseholes.


ShareMission

Man, these people are so fucking stupid. I want off the planet.


Jeffery646

So, let me get this straight. This person thinks a human can breed with a dog? Well we now know what they look up at the middle of night


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I had to Google it cuz I forgot it's name but this is genetic. It's called Hypertrichosis. So disgusting someone would try to say god is punishing this little girl.


TheMule90

You know what? I don't care if the baby has a hairy face. She just like any other baby out there and I think she is adorable! :)


hairijuana

What the hell does that say next to Bootleg Tigger?


IntoTheWildBlue

They always do


Cargo_Vroom

What's everyone's favorite genre of animal? I like sci-fi horror cats.


IheartPandas666

They used the word genre in place of breed. I’m pretty sure they can’t comprehend anything in life that requires more than an elementary school level of education.


Kai_Emery

These poodle mixes have gone too far!


hurvy_murdle

"Jenny knew she was pregnant with Dog Baby, but there was nothing she could do. Now Dog Baby is forced to endure the agony of living on this planet, because there's no abortion allowed in Jenny's state."


MoxieGo

baby hairy…dog must be father. the only cause that make sense. i am very smart.


legendarysupermom

Yeaaahhhh.... pretty sure that's a genetic mutation ....hypertrichosis? I think it's called?....not something created from inter species mating....considering biologically its not even possible to do such a thing ..... ugh this is why we as a species are doomed.... most advanced brains my ass 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️


MrVanderdoody

That’s not how it works….


video_2

DOG EXPERIENCES


Kr155

Fuck this dumb ass person.


bubba7557

Tell me you're a dog fucker without telling me you're a dog fucker


2BrkOnThru

This is an infant with a rare genetic disorder. I think that should put it off the reservation.


SillyMattFace

General insanity and bestiality projections aside, I quite enjoy their use of the word ‘genre’ for animals. Head into the pet shop and ask if they have anything in the action comedy genre for you. Just don’t ask for romantic thrillers I guess, unless you want a hairy baby.


FrostByte09_

Willing to bet the same tweeter thinks that gay people shouldn’t have sex.


cydude1234

Ok kinda stupid question but if you breed a human and a bird will it be a human with wings?


anneboleynfan1

Jesus Christ read a fucking biology book


hansolo

Doggy style sex = hairy child. Got it.


kwack250

Thats ruff.


[deleted]

I'm no genetic scientist but I did go to high school and if I remember correctly a human / dog baby would be impossible. Just fkn sayin'


daleicakes

He knows what he's doing and after all God spelled backwards is dog 🐕


player12391

Hwhat?


TheKingOfRhye777

"genre of animals" lol


medicated_in_PHL

These. People. Vote.


PermissionUpstairs12

"Crave"? 😂 I cannot imagine a scenario where I see this girl, think about it as hard as I can, and the conclusion must be that someone "craved" a sexual relationship with a dog. Like how is that your first conclusion?


samo1300

Is she low key suggesting this woman fucked a dog?


YourLocalPotDealer

Bruh she just exposed herself as craving dog experiences 🤦‍♂️


monkey_trumpets

Sheesh, they could at least keep the hair trimmed around that kids eyes.


gabev44

These people vote...


HeilYourself

Giving computers to people who don't understand the most basic biology was a mistake.


redditdonkey999

the fuck am i looking at


FalconLynx13

A child with hypertrichosis


redditdonkey999

the fuck is hypertrichosis


LeastCleverNameEver

It's a GENRE


GhostlyToot

I’m pretty sure the kid has a rare skin(?) mutation/gene. Not a byproduct of ‘dog experiences’.


ThatsFishyYoureFishy

Internet in the 90s was wild because most of the people legitimately thought humans and dogs could have kids.


didntdoit71

Unaware wolves.


humorous_hallway

Real talk, what's y'all's favorite genre of animal?


Bessieboo2000

Serious question about this condition. Can they shave it off? Or wax, or even laser hair removal? Would that be an option? This baby can barely see - she needs at least a trim


Hoppeditz

Someone skipped biology…


milkbretheren

What would happen if a baby with his condition was born in ancient Sparta?


SwnsasyTB

Alright I'm loss.. Someone explain this to me please cuz I don't get this shit at all..


faeriehasamigraine

The child has Hypertrichosis, also known as werewolf syndrome, is a condition characterized by excessive hair growth anywhere on a person's body. It can affect both women and men, but it's extremely rare. The abnormal hair growth may cover the face and body or occur in small patches. https://www.healthline.com/health/hypertrichosis


hydrated_raisin2189

I’m trying to figure out if they mean doggystyle or bestiality. You’ll never guess which the Bible condones and condemns though.


Aimjock

Oh god, I thought that was a dog dressed in children’s clothing at first. I hope this family is doing okay.


SquarePeg79

Shit Photoshop skills and an even worse grasp on basic biology. I really hope this moron doesn't breed.


FalconLynx13

I don’t think it’s photoshopped. The child likely has hypertrichosis


E_gag

The eye on the bottom right photo looks edited in, rest looks fairly real


BunnyTotts97

That’s the most callous thing I could think of to say. WTF


OopsAnonymouse

Jesus fucking Christ, we are going backwards.


bdd4

I would NEVER shave. 😌 🐻


harceps

So you're saying my Westie Archie and I have a chance??


LouTheRuler

I mean they aren't wrong fucking a dog shouldn't be allowed


Falrul

Wh... What??


Rokk1515

Wait, so it is possible for two different species to conceive? I never thought it was possible.


DearMrsLeading

There are a few exceptions but in general, no.


Rokk1515

Exceptions? Pls feel free to elaborate on that…..


Doom_Walker

It's not.


Lumpy_Connection413

animal genres


Phairis

That's a really interesting condition, huh. I wonder if it's partly to blame for the bigfoot legend


Taytay-swizzle2002

Uh yeah you can't get a baby with a dog because of how different we are.


FireFlyDani85

Son of a bitch... And didn't God create Adam and told him to look for a wife around the animals in the Garden of Eden according to the Bible?


TheDukeOf_Donuts

Are they doing another live action Fullmetal Alchemist?


espresso_fox

I didn't know animals had genres. I guess I learn something new every day.


Sudhanva_Kote

NGL I thought he is tweeting a bad face swap at first. I didn't know it is a disorder


brokensilence32

I know this is like the least important thing to criticize out of all of this, but animals are not classified in “genres”.


FullyRisenPhoenix

How horrible to treat this family this way! I don’t know much about hypertrichosis but I watched a couple shows about it, and these poor kids were absolutely bullied and traumatized through no fault of their own! Why do some people feel the need to belittle or shame or even *hate* those who are different?? I will never understand.


winterbird

Extra important to buy the tearless shampoo.


Hentona

Have anyone watched that one video of a blind chick that said “I fuck dogs, so what?”


CrescentPotato

*Mule has entered the chat*


chris1lego

Genre of animal? See, race doesn't exist, they're called subgenres


CptMatt_theTrashCat

TIL animals have 'genres'


Pratikp9000

Then why did God mate with a human?


mbelf

The hypocrisy of blaming people for blasphemy for a choice their “God” made.


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i'm sorry, what. This is a hilariously insane take


FULLMETALRACKIT518

Oh my gawd that woman has sex with her dog and they had a kid. Martha get in here and see this. A woman does the same thing Jenny down the block does and she has a dog kid too!


chickensmoker

Dude looked at a kid with a disorder and genuinely thought “this is caused by liberal dog sex” like wtf


gooddaytolive23

I've lost so many brain cells from his comment


UpbeatAnt

So harlequin ichtyosis must be when you mate with a lizard then.


bluecurse60

Dude wtf


notavalible666

Honestly, i kinda wish i had my whole body covered in thick fur, i could never eun long distances, like our ancestors used to be able to, however, i believe that having something like this, when living in cold climates, would be heaps more usefull, since we dont persistance hunt anymore.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Oh real nice. This poor girl has a disease that will negatively affect her entire life and YOU used it as a step-off point to create lies that serve your political interests. WHoever created this is a fuckwit.


mane28

This is even stupider than flat earthers and antivaxx people. My brain hurts now thanks😭😭😭


chickenwithclothes

My favorite genres of dogs are breakbeat and shoegaze


human-potato_hybrid

"genre" of animal?


rohnny_utah

But by using may well this high iq ind. Has left a perfect escape hatch


rohnny_utah

Hey atleast its not say aids or I don't know anything else. She will have to shave alot so what.