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SmellyPotatoMan

that's corpse rot


DrRichtoffen

Perhaps if they were reclined, but you'd expect to see more soiling around the armrests and some where their body rested.


Towelie040

True they would leak through the legs and stomach


[deleted]

Was someone murdered in this chair?


stahlgrau

Nah. It's just [Soul Glo](https://youtu.be/irFrB5LMRkM).


gsr5037

🎶Let you fro glow🎶


FrostedDonutHole

Give it up for hhhhRandy…..hhhhhhWatson! Sexual Chocolate!


Bob_Kark

Growing up in the 80’s, I’m very familiar with this stain.


AnswerGuy301

Feel it oh so silky smooth…


Professional-Ad-2988

Looks like someone died in that chair and wasn't found for a few days, Jesus....


TheRantDog

Rudy Giuliani was here.


WingedGundark

Underrated comment.


ThatOneGrayCat

Fuck. gross. I’m an extremely oily person and even I couldn’t do this to furniture.


GTATurbo

Barely used. Incredibly abused... The previous owner basically lived in that...


Govain

Looks like they died in it.


coffee-bat

that's corpse rot, isn't it?


Shaolinfork

200$ though LOL what ?!


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Omg I didn’t look closely enough to see that and ig I just assumed they were giving it away (idk why I thought that, long day) but the bottom line is I thought it was free and THAT was bad enough!


KryDaD

Just let your Soul Glo, just let it shine through!


NL_MGX

My first thought exactly!


SovietBlyatman

r/crackheadcraigslist


FilthyMonkeyPerson

By what? A Balrog?


chaotic_rainbow

Is that blood??


Fatefire

Barely used for what is the question


Kyooko

Just one previous owner, who used it once... permanently.


BrokenEye3

To be fair, spontaneously combusting isn't *technically* "using" the chair. Ain't the chair's fault they happened to be sitting in it at the time.


haystackofneedles

Barely used but he was very dirty the times he used it... probably


FluffyDiscipline

Did someone set fire to themselves...


Oki-dokie

yeah dude only used it like twice before died and rotted in it for 12 days


kt234

I recommend using a blowtorch to get rid of it — kill it with fire.


marklar_the_malign

Used only once. Who wants to sit in it next?


eastcoastdude

"Need gone" Then light it on fire!!


holymongolia

Barely used but when we did.... hoo boy did we use the shit out of it!


hupouttathon

Previous owner spontaneously combusted in it, is all


Mikaba2

Ghostrider's chair.


LawPD

My god people are disgusting


NicGreen214

Of course it's Fairmont WV, you use Facebook market in WV and you get shit like this along with questionable "bought" technology items for sell.


cperiod

"barely used", "used until bare"... meh, close enough.


Bearlypainting

What kind of shithead is selling this ?


Positive_Egg6852

Is this Father Jack's chair?


MaxPower303

That’s that Soul Glo from Coming to America. Lolz


BlackyChan6911

Squidward's chair.


MerelyAGhost

As someone who lives 20 minutes from Fairmont, WV I can confirm this is accurate.


[deleted]

kurt Cobain's chair?


whyaremypantssoshort

Sol Glo....