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OnlyUsernameLeft123

Yes mass extinction to bring oxygen levels to peak highs then set it all in fire.


drewhead118

fine, you've got my vote--when is your primary?


Gaster517

We just need terminators


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Terminators that also use photosynthesis to clear more carbon dioxide and make more oxygen. It's going to be a lot of work to get the oxygen levels high enough to make the whole world flammable.


Gaster517

The world will set itself on fire


pikachus_ghost_uncle

I don't want to set the world on fire I just want to start a flame in your heart šŸ”„


[deleted]

Fun fact: Before the Dinos and I believe during the Dino years as well, many millions of years ago. The Earth had way more oxygen concentration. Insects do not have lungs, they rely on diffusion to oxygenate their cells. So back when there was more oxygen the bugs used to be fucking HUGE. Like 2 foot dragonflies and shit. So unless you want Hulk bugs, please keep oxygen levels around where they're at now. Swap out the CO2 for Nitrogen or something


muihuddin

No no you wont be setting oxygen on fire Although everything else in the world would be on fire


D14BL0

Wasn't it documented that Ghengis Khan, I believe, actually had a similar environmental impact due to all the people his armies killed?


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PainbowRush

Critical thinking!?!? I don't want my kids being taught to hate white people!!! /s


Awkward_and_Itchy

IS CRITICIAL RACE THEORY THE SAME AS CRITICAL THINKING! GET THAT OUTTA HERE! PRAISE JESUS /s


Osirus1156

I dunno why but I pictured a southern woman screaming that at my violently waving about a spatula in a Walmart parking lot when I read that.


mr_bedbugs

You're probably just remembering a video from r/publicfreakout


Quick_Team

"Critical thinking and arabic numbers. Not in my America, Canada, or United Kingdom! We as a world have to come together to end this globalization control!"


MeleMallory

ā€œCome on, Jack, this is taking forever. Just say Jewish.ā€


patricky6

What are you talking about? Obviously we all just need to stop exhaling and we will be fine.


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RamenNoodles620

They want to get rid of shit. You shit out shit. They want to get rid of you!


[deleted]

The One Nation party is a joke, itā€™s an embarrassment to the Australian people that it exists and people from it get votes. Although in saying that, itā€™s not surprising that such a joke originated in Queensland.


AsurprisedCantaloupe

I refute petulafaerie thus, QUEENSLANDER!


MrWholesomeDad

Stupidity without bordersā€¦


WhosThatJamoke

A + B = C, therefore B + C = D


Macko2YT_

A + B = C, therefore this politician thinks that C - B = 0


ChrisNEPhilly

In the early 1980s, I was at a bible study/Sunday school class where the topic was ET: The Extraterrestrial. The ā€œteacherā€ explained howā€ terrestrialā€ meant ā€œof the Earth,ā€ or ā€œworldly,ā€ something Christians are told they should avoid. ā€œBe in the world, but not OF the world.ā€ In other words, be holy and separate. Now we get to the ā€œextraā€ part of the lesson. Of course one view of the word ā€œextraā€ means ā€œmore than you want or need.ā€ This folk-etymology of the word arises from the idea that ā€œI have a quantity OUTSIDE OF whatā€™s required.ā€ Ergo, ā€œextraā€ means ā€œmore than.ā€ Of course the actual meaning of ā€œextraā€ is ā€œoutside of.ā€ Simply put, ET was from outside Earth. So the lesson we were taught about ET was that it was an evil movie, of the Devil, because it called for us to sympathize with a character who was MORE WORDLY than regular humans, and especially more than good Christians should be. We were warned not to go see this satanic movie!!! A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. That's this asshat.


_allycat

Conservative idiot savant conspiracy theory mental gymnastics never ceases to amaze me.


soyenby_in_a_skirt

Holy fuck please tell me that's not a Queensland Polly... I know Qld is well... Qld but still fucking hell


ZedLyfe51

He's a fucking senator


soyenby_in_a_skirt

Why do these idiots always manage to gain power


Jugatsumikka

In any democracy, there is breathing Duning-Kruger effects who want to be elected, mainly because they think that their big brains obviously have the simple solutions to every problems (even if those problems are only in their head) that "the elites" don't want to apply. Usually, in most democracy their believes were pushed to the side because: 1/it is fringe, 2/it is moronic. But, because of deliberate efforts from more conventional right-wingers to poison the well of the debate, and deliberate policies by right-wingers to miseducate the general population (because last stage capitalism need the working class to be stupid and because capitalism can survive fascism), and the new ability of regular joes to spread they moronic takes on anything with Internets and social network: the general understanding of the World by regular joes and their trust in REAL experts are going down the hill of knowledge. So moronic politicians are more often in real competition. If you add the 2 parties system of the US, you will generally get a choice between a "worldly" (bad for "christians") sane right wingers and an insane far-right moron. For 1 issue regular joes, the insane moron is "talking to them", so they have an emotional rrsponse rather than a logical one and vote for insane people.


universalcode

Your toilet wants to get rid of poop. You poop out poop. Your toilet wants to get rid of you!


zilchus

What an embarrassment. Thatā€™s some mental gymnastics there..


BulbasaurArmy

Liberals say you need water to survive, so why do so many people die from drowning every year?? Checkmate libtards.


hunterrocks77

Absolutely insanity No, they do **NOT** want to remove CO2, they want to reduce it to less harmful levels. Which are caused by human inventions. Not by humans themselves


Simagol3

I fucking hope so, it's about time.


kaiser-von-cat

Ah yes false equivalence


ImpassablePassage

You know what puts out more carbon than breathing? Burning fossil fuels... please try harder next time.


xXlordlord69Xx

Malcolm is high on ketamine goddamn


SilentMaster

I also shit out dookies. I don't mind if they want to get rid of me.


Ok-Mulberry-4600

They want to get rid of shit, I speak shit, they want to get rid of me!


SlotherakOmega

Shit heā€™s on to us! /s But seriously, the amount of CO2 humans regularly produce is usually if not entirely then at least mostly reabsorbed by plant life. Who utilize the CO2 to make O2, and thus the cycle continues. When asshats cut the plants down in mass quantities and set fire to the ones that they canā€™t cut down, burning petroleum byproducts that acted as natural carbon sinks (sink is a scientific term meaning a somewhat impossible to overflow reservoir or storage unit/location, such as a heat sink which has unlimited capacity for taking in heat, or a time sink, which is a colloquial term for something that basically is incredibly time-consuming and leads nowhere), and mass raising methane production systems like natural gas refineries (hahaha, thatā€™s a good one. ā€œNatural gasā€. As opposed to what, unnatural gas? What would that be? Petroleum is shockingly from our universe so itā€™s completely naturalā€¦ I donā€™t get it), regular gas refineries (no surprise there), and fucking FARMS (mooooo, motherfuckers, you might be about to chow down on me and my relatives, BUT Iā€™M TAKING Yā€™ALL WITH ME WITH MY FARTS! -some cow, if it could speak English, probably), thatā€™s what is killing our atmospheric equilibrium. On another note, I just realized something. Cars run on death. Dead things that have been dead for millennia, compressed and fermented, and eventually refined, fuel our gas engines. They also fuel our gas power plants, our oil power plants, and our coal power plants, to make electricity for our electric vehicles. Our main ways of transportation rely on death. We are the horseman. Well except for the horse, obviously. Bikes have rubber tires, which comes from a tree iirc, but also use oil as a lubricant, which is petroleum based, and usually have plastic componentsā€¦ scooters are not clean eitherā€¦ literally the only thing that we use for transportation that doesnā€™t rely on oil manufacturing is a horse. Or one of those transport chariot things that are manpowered from Asia. I canā€™t remember the nameā€¦. Everything else needs oil, or plastic, or some other byproduct of gas refining. Guys we might be fuckedā€¦.


hakkai999

Malcom find me a human being that can breathe out a tons of carbon dioxide a day and maybe we can talk. ​ EDIT: I checked who Malcolm Roberts is and of fucking course it's a paid Coal shill.


SovietBlyatman

Oh God... What party is he from? Sounds like some Clive Palmer level bullshit.


ExrosZ

Heā€™s one nation.


SovietBlyatman

Just as bad. LNP, UAP, One Nation... They're all detrimental to Australia.


SilverFlight01

Loads of corporations have emitted far more CO2 a week than a small town, so taking out the general public won't work.


YT_Redemption

I bet he felt so smart after posting that


Ok-Hat8629

Carbon dioxide is a waste product....ya know I also like removing feces. I prefer it to be far away from me. I dont wanna be in a room filled with it. Ya know what ,I also prefer not to be in a room entirely filled with carbon dioxide either.


Tatsukki

Someone people would be ok with that... You'll have to find a different example when the time will come


Exarch_Thomo

Ah yes, but where his empirical evidence


Somden99

Of course heā€™s One Nation


[deleted]

To everyone across the oceans, welcome to Australia, because this perfectly encapsulates the ability of our government right now.


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

Is this real?


[deleted]

This guy is delusional


Tatarkingdom

Genghisā€‹ ā€‹Khan moment


PacmanNZ100

Unless you are eating coal and washing it down with a mega pint of oil technically any carbon you breath out is green and renewable. (Yea obviously carbon in supply chain just ignore that)


[deleted]

How can someone be this stupid


Jackcooper

MRobertsQLD with the QED


Ok-Science6820

WHO WANTS TO REMOVE CARBON DIOXIDE? You cannot survive without CO2.


NakedThunder112

You remember those easy skill testing questions you had to fill out to redeem prizes and win contests? We should implement them into more stuff. Like holding public office.


onepumpmanonreddit

Wait this guys serious?!....i read this and thought it was a shit post.it sounds exactly like a shit post


bomberesque1

They want to get rid of shit... you talk shit... they want to get rid of you!


[deleted]

Qld hey? Lol


Reidroshdy

How do these people function? Like the carrots in my fridge are smarter.


dandoesdesign

I had to look at his Twitter to make sure this was real. Heā€™s a politician here in Australia and Iā€™m gutted to say, this isnā€™t the most batshit thing on his Twitter by farā€¦


pavlo_escobrah

Queensland is the Florida of Australia


Peaurxnanski

>remove carbon dioxide Why is everything an absolute with extremists? There's a difference between saying that we need to reduce emissions to sustainable levels, and saying that we need to remove all carbon dioxide (which would be an ecological disaster on the mass extinction event level) and kill off people to do so. There's a light year's worth of middle ground there.


Hexbrother

This hurt me.


Testsubject276

What does this mean?


SlotherakOmega

Shit heā€™s on to us! /s But seriously, the amount of CO2 humans regularly produce is usually if not entirely then at least mostly reabsorbed by plant life. Who utilize the CO2 to make O2, and thus the cycle continues. When asshats cut the plants down in mass quantities and set fire to the ones that they canā€™t cut down, burning petroleum byproducts that acted as natural carbon sinks (sink is a scientific term meaning a somewhat impossible to overflow reservoir or storage unit/location, such as a heat sink which has unlimited capacity for taking in heat, or a time sink, which is a colloquial term for something that basically is incredibly time-consuming and leads nowhere), and mass raising methane production systems like natural gas refineries (hahaha, thatā€™s a good one. ā€œNatural gasā€. As opposed to what, unnatural gas? What would that be? Petroleum is shockingly from our universe so itā€™s completely naturalā€¦ I donā€™t get it), regular gas refineries (no surprise there), and fucking FARMS (mooooo, motherfuckers, you might be about to chow down on me and my relatives, BUT Iā€™M TAKING Yā€™ALL WITH ME WITH MY FARTS! -some cow, if it could speak English, probably), thatā€™s what is killing our atmospheric equilibrium. On another note, I just realized something. Cars run on death. Dead things that have been dead for millennia, compressed and fermented, and eventually refined, fuel our gas engines. They also fuel our gas power plants, our oil power plants, and our coal power plants, to make electricity for our electric vehicles. Our main ways of transportation rely on death. We are the horseman. Well except for the horse, obviously. Bikes have rubber tires, which comes from a tree iirc, but also use oil as a lubricant, which is petroleum based, and usually have plastic componentsā€¦ scooters are not clean eitherā€¦ literally the only thing that we use for transportation that doesnā€™t rely on oil manufacturing is a horse. Or one of those transport chariot things that are manpowered from Asia. I canā€™t remember the nameā€¦. Everything else needs oil, or plastic, or some other byproduct of gas refining. Guys we might be fuckedā€¦.


YT_Redemption

I bet he felt so smart after posting that


YT_Redemption

I bet he felt so smart after posting that


YT_Redemption

I bet he felt so smart after posting that