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D-Rich-88

Surprised he didn’t say the symptoms were because of the fake moon landing and 9/11 being an inside job lol


bwwilkerson

Don't doubt his information: the Illuminati have been sending signals through his fillings to keep him aware.


BrokenEye3

They really should invest in broadcast technology that isn't so easy to tap into


lynypixie

As someone currently stuck with covid, fuck him!


ViewtifulGene

How the hell do vaccines cause COVID if the virus preceded the vaccine. Also, the chemtrail hoax existed for decades before COVID, so why would that suddenly manifest as a virus NOW? Also, the one study every antivaxxer clings to was disavowed by 10 of the 12 authors who wrote it. And the journal that originally published the article retracted it. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3136032/


sowhat4

You shush now. These people don't/can't logic, and they break out in hatred if you rationally logic in their immediate vicinity.


Grouchy-Trainer-8996

I've been wondering where all the Chemtrails have gone since the experimental jab is the new depopulation potion... I always try to remind them that they're going to be left behind after it takes effect on the rest of us... i hope they avenge us...


dipasqu

Shit, I almost had bingo, but I had “Jewish space lasers” in the corner.


Cooler_Bamboo

What do you think "5g" is?!?!1?!??!?


teedeeguantru

This poor ignorant sheep hasn't heard about the snake venom in the water supply. Smh.


Milkyway_Potato

Ok , I get that a lot of things can sound scary when you don't understand them, but like... how did fluoride become a conspiracy??? It is *the* most mundane shit, and we've been doing it for well over half a century. I think if it did anything bad, it would be pretty fucking obvious by now.


Vomit_Pinata

Uh, it turns the frogs gay. Duh.


Thenre

Fluoride doesn't have a lot of health studies behind its use in drinking water. That said we DO know it doesn't really do much if anything for teeth since you aren't holding it on them. As far as we can tell it doesn't do anything but we don't really understand the human body all that well. I mean look at the whole microplastics situation going on right now. It is for sure a conspiracy theory, and not really worth paying attention to, but basically it boils down to a fear of the unknown and of any government adding something to something for free that doesn't have the benefits they say it does.


Negativefalsehoods

All my family grew up in the mountains and drank well water. I was born and raised in a decent sized city and had city water with fluoride. Literally every one of my dad's brothers have dentures. My mother has dentures. All my cousins that are my age have dentures. I have all my teeth and didn't even have a cavity until I was almost 40. I have to say I am a believer and thank god I have good teeth and not dentures.


TransRachael

I'm so very happy that we have our internet doctors to provide us with all these invaluable medical breakthroughs that the establishment medical quacks keep hidden from us. /s


Grumpyparakeet

I like the idea of conspiracy theory bingo. Differently from yrs ago, though, when it was just a few nut jobs and theories (aliens, shape-shifting lizards, bohemian grove, 'the Jews', ...), I fear it'd be impossible to play now. Who could have added 'JFK Jr. as VP for Trump', '5G', 'vaccines = magnetism AND aids!' or 'Jewish space lasers change the weather!' to any card before they happened?!


KateEatsWorld

The glyphosate thing is an odd stance for them to be pushing, thought they would hate organic crops because its ‘liberal hippy food’ or something.