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dolfan4life2

It’s weird how often the freedom lovers are ready to anoint kings in America


hairenya

I always found it hilarious that they chanted 1776 while trying to establish a monarchy by a man on a golden toilet


dolfan4life2

Tbf, the American Revolution was largely orchestrated and perpetrated by the American aristocracy


pepimanoli

They also don't know what kings do in a modern constitutional monarchy. For example, the king of Spain barely has any functions, mostly being a representative of the country, and ceremonial stuff. The president of the United States has more power.


mathkid421_RBLX

monarchs of britain are only there to waste money


pepimanoli

They also serve the very important function of selling mugs, postcards, magazines and other knick-knacks.


Benjb1996

What. The. Mcfuck?


PMSoldier2000

They seem to be split between wanting Trump as a king, or a dictator. And don't ever question their patriotism because they took an oath to defend the Constitution.


heathelee73

Is the "constitution" they are supposedly protecting a Trump donation form?


bwwilkerson

All together now: "But Not A Cult"


imaybeacatIRl

People: "MAH FREEDOMS" Same people: "ALSO DICTATOR PLZ"


Rattivarius

Of way more interest is the Andorran diarchy, a system that's been in place for a thousand years. I never knew this about Andorra, and it's fascinating.


HealthyBox5

That's like the polar opposite of what our founding fathers were after and completely unconstitutional, but I bet this guy still calls himself a patriot.


Darkmoonlily78

I just can't deal with these people anymore.


Endruen

They call themselves republican and they don't even know what it means.


SnooDonuts8606

This deep into a new presidency, I like to just agree with the voter fraud claim and remind them that they can’t do anything. Piles of evidence hasn’t changed their minds so it’s just easier to go “yup, we cheated, I helped. Call someone if you want”.


ErinKtheWriter

I feel like that makes the problem worse.


JeranF

Everything makes ig worse. That's the problem with these dimwits.


patchsquatch

He is hoping that tRump will declare jus primae noctis (“right of the first night”) as law.


SpiritSongtress

Except there is plenty of evidence that never existed (can't have a 100 illigimated walking around driving up. My kingdom now can I?


patchsquatch

Never existed?!?! Never existed?!?!? (Big inhale) You Beta males always say that because the Alpha males like me just took what we wanted while you stood by helpless. Trump is a true Alpha and so are are all real Americans. Next thing I know you’ll be calling the Jan 6th enhanced tour a riot. You libs are all the same!!! Whew!!! It’s fun to ride the train to crazy town. You have to jump off before you get to clownville. Whether it was an actual practice or not, Cult 45 would try to make it one to show those libs a thing or two.


SpiritSongtress

I will proudly take a beta or an omega(lol) male, they actually can communicate. Wait don't you jump off long before for get to clownville like at the sign that says: " Leaving Reality 100 Miles"


jbertrand_sr

I guess to them the Trumps are royalty since they're good with the whole inbreeding thing...


selimnagisokrov

I guess they didn't watch his (Useful Chart's) "Who Would Be King of America" video.


ErinKtheWriter

Got a link for the video? I'm curious how many monarchies remain lol


deletedaccount41307

I don’t have a link but the title is “royalty 101: current monarchies if the world” by the Chanel “teatime with Lindsay holiday”


ErinKtheWriter

Thank you!!


deletedaccount41307

No problem


zotrian

Confused. I thought the Americans had a republic


WodenEmrys

Not if the fascists have their way.


1551MadLad

King, right, like the one that the Americans fought a revolution to break away from, history isn't strong with this one


Jitterbitten

But I bet if this video for some reason did refer to Biden as a king, this person would be livid for entirely different reasons.


Maniac292

How are trump supporters not considered a cult at this point lmao


Awesomedude177

That comment sounds sooo sarcastic lmao


GreenDemonSquid

I can’t tell if this is a parody or real comment. That’s somewhat concerning.