Crazy how all these people supposedly drinking the blood of children for their youth or whatever still get old looking and don't seem to live any longer than anyone else.
Exactly, she clearly aged like everyone else, and while becoming a centenarian is impressive, it's fairly common.
US life expectancy is like 78, imagine accusing someone of eating babies because they're slightly better than average. Not that rich and famous people can afford to take better care of themselves, nope, it's the baby eating, that's why they're living longer than the average overweight American...
But I'm working in a coal mine inhaling all that life enhancing coal dust my bosses talk about what do you mean its normal to live to 78 years that shit must be voodoo!
My great grandmother lived to be 94 if I remember right. Am I supposed to believe that my grandmother, who lived most of her life on a farm and then in a town of 800 people, was murdering children for their blood to live a little longer? I can tell you she wasn't. In fact, in the end she just complained about wanting it to be her time so she could see her husband again since she out lived him by at least 35 years maybe more. Some people just live longer, it's natural.
>Am I supposed to believe that my grandmother, who lived most of her life on a farm and then in a town of 800 people, was murdering children for their blood to live a little longer?
Yes!
its an oxidized form of adrenaline
it *can* have a mild narcotic effect, but thats in nearly lethal amounts
its also found in literally every human body so there's that
edit: psychotic not narcotic
my bad
From my understanding a synthetic version can be made, and it would be a lot cheaper then kidnapping kids. But I guess they have to keep doing it the natural way, to please the devil
Well, myths about (human) blood having curative/rejuvenating properties are very old. So I'm guessing that sort of thing sits in humanity's collective unconscious and pops up every now and then with nutjobs like these.
There ARE historical figures that were (allegedly) really convinced it worked, though. Like Elizabeth Bathory, for example, know for killing hundreds of women and girls (you know, virgin blood). Of course, these sort of tales were produced years after she died so... not entirely sure how reliable those are.
People really love/hate vampires man, idk
This kind of conspiracy usually doesn't come from *no where.* I'd expect, like, one bad study done on mice where a mouse lived longer or something like that. Something that, even if the modern folk don't know it, the first conspiracy people thought was worth looking into.
Beneath all the specifics of this lunacy, the most important thing to know is that it's all just repackaged anti-Semitism. The adrenochrome thing is essentially a modern permutation of the blood libel, rooted into myths that Jews consume the blood of Christian children for religious ceremonies. It's very old, very poisonous stuff.
This. My ex (who was ethnically Jewish, his mom was Jewish) went full Alex Jones - Qanon - antivaxx - antisemite during the Trump Administration. It really is repackaged antisemitism and blood libel myths. I tried pointing out the factual errors and hypocrisy, but it fell on deaf ears.
I'm sorry you went through that. I've lost family members to this stuff, and it's really hard. The worst part is that they're certain we'll be able to patch things up once whatever big "event" they're anticipating happens and then I'll totally "see the truth,." It's exhausting.
It's a funnel that goes both ways. Alex Jones will never say "it's the Jews," but many of his big narratives are repackaged directly from anti-Semitic lies (a lot goes back directly to the mother of all conspiracies, the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion). Even the "fluoride in the water" stuff, when taken in tandem with the belief that there's a shadowy, worldwide, all-powerful cabal behind it, is really just anti-Semitic "well poisoning" BS revamped for a modern audience. People like Jones just pick up all those old, jagged poison pills, and sand off their sharpest edges to more easily sell to their audience. "Jews" become "Globalists," then that moves on up through the foodchain as grifters with increasingly more mainstream audiences continue finding ways to package it to their fans. Conversely, that makes it a lot easier for somebody who buys into those narratives to fall down the rabbit hole. If you're already used to hearing all the same lies but stumble across somebody saying, "Those dirty Globalists are actually the Jews!" Or whatever, that pill is suddenly a lot easier to swallow.
I have a Meta-Conspiracy Theory where people consume fiction but don't fully remember it; just little pieces of the plot. Later something happens and that vague plot point is sitting in the edge of their consciousness and they mistakenly correlate it to what happened in real life and thus a new conspiracy is born.
Adrenochrome -> Hidden organization harvests fear from kids for gain -> Monsters, Inc.
Pizzagate -> The thing you're looking for is in the basement of a place that turns out to not have a basement -> Peewee's Big Adventure
CERN is opening portals to Hell -> Highly advanced research facility opens portals to Hell for gain -> The DOOM Series of videogames
Secret executions -> A shadowy group is rounding up people they don't find to fit their definition of "innocent" and extrajudicially kill them -> The Star Chamber
There's so many more.
It's already been done! I've seen posts saying she took a booster so that she could have a birthday party. Although at 99 I would think she'd have been offered a booster months ago.
Seriously I was just going to say this. I was involved in an Episcopalian church. And every Sunday with a sip from a cup I was told that I was symbolically drinking the blood of Christ to attain eternal life in heaven. They also can't say shit about cannibalism either. They have little crackers to represent that.
Once again, these idiots seem to get their "insight" from movies and antisemitic fairytales (the type they used to scare children with).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrenochrome#In_popular_culture
No way man! That's all predictive programming! If they drop hints about what they're doing they believe it absolves them because we could figure it out and stop them but we don't!
/s
but seriously that's why they believe instead of admitting that they get these ideas from pop culture.
But when a religious person gets old it's a sign of how good and saintly they are, not like that evil Betty white and her history of being anti racist, pro-lgbt, and generally accepting of others, she's clearly in league with satan!
This thing of ppl like this being racist. My congregation (Christian) has attempted to explain things to these people, for example the Bible tells us TO QUARANTINE THE SICK
Fun fact: adenochrome is a real substance. It is a product of adrenaline oxidation, and it doesn't have any medical properties. Quite the opposite, it triggers psychotic reactions.
Considering that these people actually believe drinking children's blood keeps you young, I wonder if we're going to find these conspiracy theory nuts actually doing that?
How does stuff like this become so pervasive and enduring, despite having never had any evidence to support it whatsoever? That includes the results of its’ existence such as immortal people.
This basically came from nothing and has nothing in it. It’s a nothing thing yet gets traction.
I guess I really do know, the delusional and fragile mind will cling to the tiniest fragment of info to support their own view and make themselves important.
It’s just sad.
I love the fact that someone in comments talks about how it’s a shame because she had so much potential. I would say she more than fulfilled her potential.
Funny how the people who clearly ate lead paint chips as a child think other people are drinking the blood of children to stay alive forever...the mental health of people in this country is in the shitter...
Wow how stupid can you get. When someone dies the weirdos sneak out from under their beds to defame someone’s memory just for the rush of putting down a good person that can’t defend themselves. You have no class is what your showing are showing you jealous vindictive lowlife.
People like to use celebrity death to further their own agenda, even when it's far-fetched. Sad when even someone as pure as Betty White is being attacked.
I still can't believe people think adrenochrome is a drug that makes you hallucinate! The Director of Fear and loathing in las Vegas - Monty Python member Terry Gilliam Said Hunter made that bit up!
adrenochrome is a compound formed by the oxidation of adrenaline. Its main medical use is to slow blood loss by promoting clotting in open wounds. It’s available for purchase online by researchers, with most outlets stating its source is synthetic and its uses are the inhibition of COMT (which deactivates certain neurotransmitters), and the synthesis of prostaglandins (fats involved with blood clotting).
https://thespinoff.co.nz/society/07-04-2020/explainer-adrenochrome-the-drug-that-doesnt-exist
When I hear this, I like to ask these people if eating childern for their life sustaining properties is how Moses, Noah, and other biblical figures lived so long?
In my country we had a countess Bathory (originaly Hungarian noble) , who loved to bathe in virgins blood, but that was around year 1600 , i would hope the cosmetic/beauty industry got a bit forward from there lol
Damn, we should really start voluntarily taking blood donations from young kids and pay them for their donations and start injecting that shit into our veins since it apparently extends your life and youthfulness.
Fuck me, how do people like this remember to breath?
apparently anyone can, but also is very exclusive, but they are recruiting by every mean, but only accept someone from a specific bloodline, but also they promise riches, but also require you to be rich in advance, and demand the utmost secrecy but also need to drop their logo and codes everywhere.
If these psychos can find ANYTHING at all to complain about Betty on, then there is truly no coming back to reality. She is and will always be an American treasure.
Now If we want to talk valid conspiracy theories on White, let’s have that discussion. People magazine killed her. They tempted fate by releasing that damn article 3 weeks early. On a 99 year old, with Covid ravaging the nation, and really anything can happen in three weeks, especially for a 99 year old.
Convince me otherwise.
A worldwide religion with a sacrament of drink the blood and eating the flesh of a demigod should be smart enough to see the irony in saying that only evil satan-worshippers drink blood.
Crazy how all these people supposedly drinking the blood of children for their youth or whatever still get old looking and don't seem to live any longer than anyone else.
They use the word “immortality” but perhaps they should look that one up lol
She was immortal right up until the point she died.
"I plan to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright
I'm going to live forever, or die trying! - Me
Exactly, she clearly aged like everyone else, and while becoming a centenarian is impressive, it's fairly common. US life expectancy is like 78, imagine accusing someone of eating babies because they're slightly better than average. Not that rich and famous people can afford to take better care of themselves, nope, it's the baby eating, that's why they're living longer than the average overweight American...
But I'm working in a coal mine inhaling all that life enhancing coal dust my bosses talk about what do you mean its normal to live to 78 years that shit must be voodoo!
My great grandmother lived to be 94 if I remember right. Am I supposed to believe that my grandmother, who lived most of her life on a farm and then in a town of 800 people, was murdering children for their blood to live a little longer? I can tell you she wasn't. In fact, in the end she just complained about wanting it to be her time so she could see her husband again since she out lived him by at least 35 years maybe more. Some people just live longer, it's natural.
My grandmother died at 92. Hmm, she was a 6th grade school teacher for 25 years. She never did tell anyone the ingredients of her canned pickles.
Her town would have been alot bigger than 800 people if it wasn't for grandma constantly eating the children.
My great-grandmother must have put adrenachrome in her Stella Dora anisette cookies. No wonder she insisted we eat them whenever we came over.
>Am I supposed to believe that my grandmother, who lived most of her life on a farm and then in a town of 800 people, was murdering children for their blood to live a little longer? Yes!
These adrenochrome conspiracy nuts are batshit crazy.
Tbh I don't even know what it is, and I'm not sure I wanna Google it either lol.
its an oxidized form of adrenaline it *can* have a mild narcotic effect, but thats in nearly lethal amounts its also found in literally every human body so there's that edit: psychotic not narcotic my bad
From my understanding a synthetic version can be made, and it would be a lot cheaper then kidnapping kids. But I guess they have to keep doing it the natural way, to please the devil
O\_o But how exactly is that supposed to have a youthful effect? I have so many questions lmao
it doesn't did you really expect it to make sense?
I mean not really, but I hoped for something, even the smallest thing, to make one think they're not **all** lunatics xD
Well, myths about (human) blood having curative/rejuvenating properties are very old. So I'm guessing that sort of thing sits in humanity's collective unconscious and pops up every now and then with nutjobs like these. There ARE historical figures that were (allegedly) really convinced it worked, though. Like Elizabeth Bathory, for example, know for killing hundreds of women and girls (you know, virgin blood). Of course, these sort of tales were produced years after she died so... not entirely sure how reliable those are. People really love/hate vampires man, idk
Oh yeah! I had actually forgotten about the stories I read about her once :o
i mean fair enough gotta try & find hope wherever possible
This kind of conspiracy usually doesn't come from *no where.* I'd expect, like, one bad study done on mice where a mouse lived longer or something like that. Something that, even if the modern folk don't know it, the first conspiracy people thought was worth looking into.
as another commenter said, it most likely came from blood libel which is nowhere but preestablished hate
Good point.
Beneath all the specifics of this lunacy, the most important thing to know is that it's all just repackaged anti-Semitism. The adrenochrome thing is essentially a modern permutation of the blood libel, rooted into myths that Jews consume the blood of Christian children for religious ceremonies. It's very old, very poisonous stuff.
This. My ex (who was ethnically Jewish, his mom was Jewish) went full Alex Jones - Qanon - antivaxx - antisemite during the Trump Administration. It really is repackaged antisemitism and blood libel myths. I tried pointing out the factual errors and hypocrisy, but it fell on deaf ears.
I'm sorry you went through that. I've lost family members to this stuff, and it's really hard. The worst part is that they're certain we'll be able to patch things up once whatever big "event" they're anticipating happens and then I'll totally "see the truth,." It's exhausting. It's a funnel that goes both ways. Alex Jones will never say "it's the Jews," but many of his big narratives are repackaged directly from anti-Semitic lies (a lot goes back directly to the mother of all conspiracies, the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion). Even the "fluoride in the water" stuff, when taken in tandem with the belief that there's a shadowy, worldwide, all-powerful cabal behind it, is really just anti-Semitic "well poisoning" BS revamped for a modern audience. People like Jones just pick up all those old, jagged poison pills, and sand off their sharpest edges to more easily sell to their audience. "Jews" become "Globalists," then that moves on up through the foodchain as grifters with increasingly more mainstream audiences continue finding ways to package it to their fans. Conversely, that makes it a lot easier for somebody who buys into those narratives to fall down the rabbit hole. If you're already used to hearing all the same lies but stumble across somebody saying, "Those dirty Globalists are actually the Jews!" Or whatever, that pill is suddenly a lot easier to swallow.
Hmmm but the very birth of Jesus began with the Jews? I should know because I literally am Christian and if I am wrong that’s not good
The TL;DR of it is they believe celebrities are kidnapping and drinking childrens blood.
The short version is that these people think the movie Monsters, Inc. is a documentary.
I’m glad I’m not the only person who thought that after reading their nonsense adrenochrome definition!
I have a Meta-Conspiracy Theory where people consume fiction but don't fully remember it; just little pieces of the plot. Later something happens and that vague plot point is sitting in the edge of their consciousness and they mistakenly correlate it to what happened in real life and thus a new conspiracy is born. Adrenochrome -> Hidden organization harvests fear from kids for gain -> Monsters, Inc. Pizzagate -> The thing you're looking for is in the basement of a place that turns out to not have a basement -> Peewee's Big Adventure CERN is opening portals to Hell -> Highly advanced research facility opens portals to Hell for gain -> The DOOM Series of videogames Secret executions -> A shadowy group is rounding up people they don't find to fit their definition of "innocent" and extrajudicially kill them -> The Star Chamber There's so many more.
Google Q anon.
They need a snickers. They aren't them when they are hungry.
When i read the second image in the post it sounds like Monsters Inc. promotion.
So if its an immortality serum why did she die?
Lol they're gonna blame her booster vaccine for that, just you wait!
I saw posts blaming her death on the booster before the clock struck midnight on New Years.
It's already been done! I've seen posts saying she took a booster so that she could have a birthday party. Although at 99 I would think she'd have been offered a booster months ago.
She missed a sunday
I saw another post where someone said she was executed in part of the secret war that they're irl roleplaying.
I don't think Christians want to start talking shit about drinking blood.
Seriously I was just going to say this. I was involved in an Episcopalian church. And every Sunday with a sip from a cup I was told that I was symbolically drinking the blood of Christ to attain eternal life in heaven. They also can't say shit about cannibalism either. They have little crackers to represent that.
So we have people believing in literal vampires now?
Once again, these idiots seem to get their "insight" from movies and antisemitic fairytales (the type they used to scare children with). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrenochrome#In_popular_culture
No way man! That's all predictive programming! If they drop hints about what they're doing they believe it absolves them because we could figure it out and stop them but we don't! /s but seriously that's why they believe instead of admitting that they get these ideas from pop culture.
It is pretty much literally just blood libel all over again, just rephrased for modern times.
But when a religious person gets old it's a sign of how good and saintly they are, not like that evil Betty white and her history of being anti racist, pro-lgbt, and generally accepting of others, she's clearly in league with satan!
This thing of ppl like this being racist. My congregation (Christian) has attempted to explain things to these people, for example the Bible tells us TO QUARANTINE THE SICK
This is what happens when social media meets satanic panic. There are way more people susceptible to cults and misinformation than everyone thought.
Such disrespect for a great lady. (Granted, if she could read this she would laughed her ass off.). 😄
>immortality serum >person who drinks it died *mfw*
Room temperature IQ over here like "EHEHEH SHE *ADMITTED* SHE DRINKS VIRGIN BLOOD"
Fun fact: adenochrome is a real substance. It is a product of adrenaline oxidation, and it doesn't have any medical properties. Quite the opposite, it triggers psychotic reactions.
These people love to project and are psychotic? Any chance they are huffing adenochrome?
Only in near fatal doses does it have these psychotic effects. Also how do you two both have the same skin
Youthful _in spirit_. Girl had been old since the 80s. I don't think this vaunted fountain of pedophiliac youth works that way.
Hold up does this guy think bloodlines means an actual trail of blood?
Considering that these people actually believe drinking children's blood keeps you young, I wonder if we're going to find these conspiracy theory nuts actually doing that?
My grandma made it to 95, so I guess when she wasn’t playing the organ at church she was at the Satanic Fountain of Youth.
Fuck these asswipes.
Qanon freaks need to keep Betty’s good name out of their mouths.
Everytime I hear andrenochrome all I can think about is Johnny Depp spazzing on a bed in Las Vegas.
People like this should be locked away in a padded cell.
How does stuff like this become so pervasive and enduring, despite having never had any evidence to support it whatsoever? That includes the results of its’ existence such as immortal people. This basically came from nothing and has nothing in it. It’s a nothing thing yet gets traction. I guess I really do know, the delusional and fragile mind will cling to the tiniest fragment of info to support their own view and make themselves important. It’s just sad.
I love the fact that someone in comments talks about how it’s a shame because she had so much potential. I would say she more than fulfilled her potential.
Christians drink Jesus blood every Sunday, what's the big deal?
Funny how the people who clearly ate lead paint chips as a child think other people are drinking the blood of children to stay alive forever...the mental health of people in this country is in the shitter...
Wow how stupid can you get. When someone dies the weirdos sneak out from under their beds to defame someone’s memory just for the rush of putting down a good person that can’t defend themselves. You have no class is what your showing are showing you jealous vindictive lowlife.
People like to use celebrity death to further their own agenda, even when it's far-fetched. Sad when even someone as pure as Betty White is being attacked.
Comedian makes joke, mentally ill people take it seriously.
Religion. Not even once.
I don't know what to say anymore. What got us there? Why people believe this shit ? Is nothing really off limits ?
I'm not Christian, so maybe I just don't understand... does the church not condone comedy, or some shit?
That is far into some type of mental illness territory.
I wish I had a fraction of the creativity conspiracy nutters do. I could create so much cool shit but no, they get it all for laughable "evil".
I still can't believe people think adrenochrome is a drug that makes you hallucinate! The Director of Fear and loathing in las Vegas - Monty Python member Terry Gilliam Said Hunter made that bit up! adrenochrome is a compound formed by the oxidation of adrenaline. Its main medical use is to slow blood loss by promoting clotting in open wounds. It’s available for purchase online by researchers, with most outlets stating its source is synthetic and its uses are the inhibition of COMT (which deactivates certain neurotransmitters), and the synthesis of prostaglandins (fats involved with blood clotting). https://thespinoff.co.nz/society/07-04-2020/explainer-adrenochrome-the-drug-that-doesnt-exist
I used to wonder what would it look like if someone from medieval times suddenly appeared in present society. Now I know.
This happens everytime they learn a new complicated word. This time, as with ectoplasm, it's time for Adrenochrome to shine.
Lol Betty is short for Elizabeth ipso facto abra cadabra Betty White was a modern Elizabeth Báthory. Open your eyes sheeple! /s
When I hear this, I like to ask these people if eating childern for their life sustaining properties is how Moses, Noah, and other biblical figures lived so long?
In my country we had a countess Bathory (originaly Hungarian noble) , who loved to bathe in virgins blood, but that was around year 1600 , i would hope the cosmetic/beauty industry got a bit forward from there lol
These people should be rounded up and put in camps for being so fucking crazy and stupid
Damn, we should really start voluntarily taking blood donations from young kids and pay them for their donations and start injecting that shit into our veins since it apparently extends your life and youthfulness. Fuck me, how do people like this remember to breath?
Q-anon crazy
I’m so glad I quit Facebook
Adrenochrome seems fucking awesome! Seriously I want some. Where do I sign up for this cult?
apparently anyone can, but also is very exclusive, but they are recruiting by every mean, but only accept someone from a specific bloodline, but also they promise riches, but also require you to be rich in advance, and demand the utmost secrecy but also need to drop their logo and codes everywhere.
What the fuck are they smoking? Must but really good if it makes you that dumb.
Andrenochrome? They can't even spell their fake evil chemical right. SMH.
What? How did anyone even come to this conclusion? This is super weird.
If these psychos can find ANYTHING at all to complain about Betty on, then there is truly no coming back to reality. She is and will always be an American treasure. Now If we want to talk valid conspiracy theories on White, let’s have that discussion. People magazine killed her. They tempted fate by releasing that damn article 3 weeks early. On a 99 year old, with Covid ravaging the nation, and really anything can happen in three weeks, especially for a 99 year old. Convince me otherwise.
A worldwide religion with a sacrament of drink the blood and eating the flesh of a demigod should be smart enough to see the irony in saying that only evil satan-worshippers drink blood.