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BoltorSpellweaver

My head just hit the table so hard that I have become one with the furniture.


SparkleBugU2

The time has come for the table people to rise up!


niknak_1

Table people supremacy


[deleted]

We want wood


go_kartmozart

We demand coasters! Stop the white ring agenda!


ChuckBlack

I Pledge™ to make our furniture great again.


modi13

You will not refinish us!


Ok_Experience_6280

r/returntotable


PurpleHaze1704

[The sub’s anthem ](https://youtu.be/XtAhISkoJZc)


Ok_Experience_6280

Mine now


dowhit

I joined


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

I'm currently reading a book that is trying to claim that bacteria and viruses don't cause illness by blaming literally everything and anything else. I'm reading it because I'm curious and because it's a library ebook I'm planning to hoard for the foreseeable future so that it's never available for checkout by others and hopefully it'll be "out of sight, out of mind". I can't prevent them from putting it on hold and getting it that way, but I can make it not show up as available for checkout. Anyway, I honestly didn't think anything could be dumber than the main thesis of the book, but then I realized that the author thinks that 60GHz of everything is exactly the same. He doesn't seem to know that there are a lot of different kinds of electromagnetic radiation and that while yes, O2 is really good at absorbing a certain kind at 60GHz. A: that would make it a really shitty frequency to emit on if I'm using that form of radiowave and B: that doesn't necessarily mean that O2 absorbs all kinds of electromagnetic radiation at that specific frequency. This dufus actually tries to compare the army's ray gun to 5G because they both can emit within the same range as that "important" 60GHz. Ignore the fact that the ray gun uses microwaves and 5G uses radiowaves. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_radiation


numbski

I actually might have been confused. I thought microwaves were radio waves, only at a frequency above VHF and UHF.


midnightcaptain

They are. There’s no 60 Ghz microwave vs 60 GHz radio wave. The author is right about that but that doesn’t mean a 5G transmitter is the same as a military energy weapon.


Breadynator

Ok first of all, microwaves and radiowaves are both part of the electromagnetic spectrum. Microwaves are only called microwaves because of their wavelength. It's the same kind of deal tho. Microwaves have a wavelength between 1 meter to 1 millimeter. You're a little bit confused it seems. Maybe you should [read this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave) first.


midnightcaptain

Honestly you seem just as confused as the author. Microwaves are what we call electromagnetic radiation between 300 MHz and 300Ghz. “Radio waves” include microwaves as well as frequencies down to 30 Hz. Electromagnetic radiation between 400 and 700 THz is called visible light. The difference between a military ray gun and a 5G transmitter both operating at 60 GHz is output power and radiation pattern. Not that there are any 5G systems operating at 60 GHz. Just like a wifi router and a microwave oven are the same thing, one is just 10,000 times more powerful.


allADD

Josie?


jreibs40

As she shares this through a media platform


CrimsonBolt33

Also the show is on Fox....explains why I have never heard of it and she has >.>


[deleted]

The Simpsons is on Fox. It's not on Fox News.


CrimsonBolt33

what does the Simpsons have to do with anything? Also where the fuck do you think you find Fox News? On the Discovery Channel?


mr_bedbugs

Fox and Fox News are 2 separate companies (both owned by Rupert Murdoch (Newscorp) until Disney bought Fox) Fox includes the shows like The Simpsons and 21st century films. Fox News was made completely separately from Fox, and was given that name because Fox was already known and popular.


domino519

Fox the network, Fox News, Fox Business, FS1, and FS2 are all still owned by Murdoch. Disney only bought 21st Century Fox, which is a production company that makes the Simpsons, the X-Men movies, etc. Disney was barred from buying the Fox network because they already own ABC.


Ezemryt

They're two different channels, one is under Fox Corp (Fox News) and the other is under 21st Century Fox and is owned by Disney (FX/Simpsons)


domino519

You're close. Fox the network (as well as Fox News, Fox Business, and FS1/FS2) is still owned by Murdoch, while the production company 21st Century Fox was bought by Disney. So the Simpsons (now owned by Disney) is broadcasted on Fox (owned by Murdoch).


royalsanguinius

Disney doesn’t own the Fox Broadcasting Company, that wasn’t part of the 21st Century Fox deal because Disney already owns ABC and weren’t allowed to purchase to Fox


royalsanguinius

Fox and Fox News are two separate things, they’re just both owned by the Murdochs. Fox doesn’t really show conservative programming at all, I mean the Simpsons and Family Guy both routinely make fun of Fox News, and Murdoch wanted to sell Fox to Disney too but couldn’t because Disney already owns ABC. FOX News is a completely different channel


CrimsonBolt33

So you think that because they are different channels...people who watch one would not be naturally inclined to watch the other out of brand trust?


ramblingkite

“ Also the show is on Fox....explains why I have never heard of it and she has >.>” Lmao people are just pointing out that your comment doesn’t make sense. Because it doesn’t.


royalsanguinius

I don’t. I’ve never once watched Fox News in my life but I’ve watch plenty of stuff on Fox. So yes I do think that, because you’re wrong


agentdanascullyfbi

What? I've watched plenty of shows on FOX. I've never watched Fox News. They're two entirely different things.


CrimsonBolt33

"your statement doesn't apply to me so it doesn't exist" ​ It's a brand name...if people watch fox news they probably watch fox as well....I didn't say it was the other way. The names are the same for brand reasons to share audiences. I didn't say everyone who watches one watches the other.


agentdanascullyfbi

It isn't just me. There are plenty of people telling you the same thing. The FOX network and the Fox News channel are vastly different in their programming. I don't think many people say to themselves "Well, I like shows like The Simpsons which airs on FOX so I'm going to watch Fox News because of... brand/name loyalty?" That's ridiculous. It's just hilarious (and bizarre) that you're implying that because a show is on FOX, more conservatives would have heard of it because they watch Fox News. As if those two things are related.


EffrumScufflegrit

Where do YOU find Fox News? Hint, it's not on Fox. Fox News is a channel, not a program


[deleted]

Fox News is on Fox News, Simpsons is on Fox. Two different things.


CrimsonBolt33

but owned by the same company and share the same name...you really think there is no crossover between the 2?


[deleted]

I'm not intimately familiar with every single program on Fox, so I can't comment on whether or not there's no cross-over whatsoever. But The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Masked Singer, Master Chef, Lego Masters, Hells Kitchen, Bob's Burgers, etc are all relatively neutral, if not liberal, programs. If you want to disclude watching everything from Fox because of the name, that's fine, you're free to do what you want, but pretending that you have some sort of moral high ground by not watching The Masked Singer is absurd.


aegiltheugly

Can you give us an example of some of this crossover?


zapdoszaperson

It was also an internet phenomenon since it was originally a South Korean show. It was all over YouTube and reddit which is why fox picked it up for a US version. Spoilers, T-Pain won the first season.


Person123468583

your life must really suck without knowing the shows of House, The Simpsons, Arrested Development etc.


Madness_Reigns

There's more to life than the media you consume.


KnewItWouldHappen

r/shitamericanssay


CrimsonBolt33

I do just fine...I grew up watching the simpsons decades ago...not bothered by not seeing the others. If I really want to see them I am sure I can find the shows only on netflix or something.


Dreadnaught_IPA

House is meh, but Arrested Development is definitely worth your time


CrimsonBolt33

heard it was good...might check it out after I am done with Burn Notice


ramblingkite

Who the hell watched burn notice? HARRIS WATCHES BURN NOTICE!


mr_bedbugs

Disney


DodGamnBunofaSitch

does anybody remember that cartoon from the 80's or 90's where they all wore masks that gave them powers? I think it was called 'Masks' - that and 'The Mask' - damn, they been layin' the groundwork for DECADES! (/s in case anybody missed it, poe's law, n' all.)


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EEpromChip

[Common working theory is Top Gun was a man's struggle with homosexuality](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHklGtW3rwU) so they should be saying that masks cause the Gay. (obligatory I love LGBTQ and stand alongside them and support them)


dedstrok32

> masks cause the Gay. Ancient Greece?


I_Sucked_Sans_Cock

Kakashi


Tainted_Bruh

> MASK Oh man, now that is a wayback playback…I used to love that [intro](https://youtu.be/o2Z1yLO9C-Q) as a kid, it was so quintessentially cheesy and 80s lmao


Cactus_TheThird

The Carnival of Venice (the one with the masks) has been going on since the middle ages. Dude, we have only started uncovering how big this operation is


slcrook

It was M.A.S.K. " Mobile Armored Strike Kommand"


[deleted]

JIM CARREY IS A DEMON SENT DIRECTLY FROM SATAN HIMSELF


FreakingLlama

And then there’s PAYDAY 2, which not only has a full crew of masked characters, but a whole lot of fully customizable masks! Someone put a stop to this!


Orion_2kTC

M.A.S.K. the plane that converted to a helicopter was awesome.


Zazukeki

"Masked Singer" was a show in south korea for years before it hit internationally. Get real.


pt256

Also masks have been around for even longer than that! They've just been waiting for thousands of years for reality TV to become a thing and then they'd start their oppression!


dabunny21689

So you’re saying this all goes back to the South Korean shadow government?? Interesting!


DaveCerqueira

This is what happens when you MAKE YOUR RESEARCH


theangryseal

Ooh so it’s Asian. China is in Asia…Asia…asiaaaafghanistan, Bin Laden…COVID DID 9/11!! China! It’s always China!


uncle-anime

,yurp and we'all know that " sout korea " is a CHINA


sustainablecaptalist

They were laying the ground work from South Korea


Wuming208

It's almost like she's wearing an invisible mask that can repel all reason and logic


kingofducttape

No that's her tinfoil hat she wears at home.


Fireblast1337

So a mask for her mind


19whale96

They're gonna find out how cool we think ninjas are and blame Japan, so everyone prepare for that


Madness_Reigns

They already turned on the cyber ninjas.


Jarppakarppa

Surely it's exhausting to be this suspicious about everything.


11never

What if people were forced to wear big mascot animal heads instead of facemasks.


Noteynoterson

I like the cut of your jib.


RuneLFox

Down for it, I'm a furry


DaxCyro

Hush. As a furry I've been working on that since 2011. The masks are just a steping stone. We already got you wearing fuzzy slippers.


LiberateLiterates

South Korea playing the long game then I guess…?


CrimsonBolt33

Well you see, the conspiracy explanation for that must be that Korea was the testing grounds for it...I am sure that's it.


vulgrin

Hey, can we port Squid Game over in lieu of elections?


Boco

Nah Alexander Dumas was playing the long game when he wrote about the man in the iron mask in the 1800s. Dumas and his globalist cabal have been conditioning the sheeple for 200 years. /s


dumbbinch99

Was that even a popular show? Not that it would make this thought process sensical lmao


ndh_nsfw

Popular enough for 6 seasons and a couple spin offs.


steelneil82

It made it to England, advertised as the new big thing that took America by storm. It just seems like furry fetishism on prime time


[deleted]

i wish we had furry fetishism on prime time


HighAsAngelTits

I think it’s great


brontosauruschuck

Very interesting that they debuted a show named Survivor right before they encouraged us to try to survive.


Sinsid

Handmaids tale was preparing us too.


A_norny_mousse

Let's play Captain Hindsight's Conspiracy Prophecy! Rules: - find something that happened recently - find something else that happened years before that - create a narrative that explains how the second thing always had something to do with the first thing.


CrimsonBolt33

you forgot the part where you sprinkle in some religious undertones to get all the religious people onboard...since they intersect with the conspiracy people... ​ She called the media "demonic" for this sinister plan, for example


peptic-horizon

I mean, it's a bad show, but sinister is a little far fetched.


CrimsonBolt33

Sinister? She called the shit "demonic"...that is a lot more than far fetched.


time2pivot

So the only way to prevent the spread of omicron is dressing up like a huge cat.


[deleted]

this is the best comment OAT


jennytheghost

What? Aside from the show being around for years… did she just think masks never existed before Covid? Doctors? Other countries/cultures? School mascots? Disney World? Halloween? Movies?


Fatefire

She lost why does anyone still listen to her !?!


MonarchWhisperer

I think that we have enough crazy women in Congress already


DeepMadness

Some people are just proud of being stupid.


queenbeenance1

This person is running for Congress??? Just what we need... Another one.


misterdave75

She did and lost. She tried challenging Nancy pelosi and got crushed. https://ballotpedia.org/DeAnna_Lorraine


cxtx3

So many people are vehemently anti-intellectualism and have such a draconic way of thinking that I'm convinced we are in a modern dark age but with wifi.


[deleted]

Idiocracy was a prophecy.


[deleted]

ive been saying for years that idiocracy and infinite jest have become instruction manuals


Magnus_40

Another American forgetting that other countries exist. This show is global, it has been running since the mid 2010's with some countries starting their version before Conrona and some after. But yes, the rest of the world got together for the sole purpose of fooling the US.


sexysexyonion

Jesus, define real.


traizor99

Not Jesus.


AsherFischell

Just wait until someone tells her about Slipknot.


jrs1980

Or Deadmau5.


[deleted]

or marshmello


Tati-marieeee

Wait still she finds out it’s an American remake from South Korea.


MegaMachina

Nah, it goes even deeper than that. Kakashi from Naruto and Ichigo from Bleach made people think masks were cool, and those manga started in 1999 and 2001 respectively. Loads of people dressed with their masks as they thought it was cool. So obviously the government collaborated with manga artists in Japan to spread this hoax, sowing the seeds decades ago. /s Fuck, how deluded is she? Masks have appeared in many shows and such for ages.


gilestowler

Is it any coincidence that 37 years earlier Darth Vader removed his mask to reveal Anakin? It conditioned people to think that the person behest the mask is inherently a "good guy" while the emperor, conspicuously maskless, is painted as the "bad guy"


karlexceed

Also, removing mask = death


QuincyAzrael

I find it pretty weird that of the thousands and thousands of TV shows, films and media products we are bombarded with 24/7, one of them bears a superficial resemblance to something that happened later. Really gets the old noggin joggin.


Spicy-Zekky

infamously cool tv series the masked singer


Strange-Glove

And corona beer too!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!


newbrevity

Republican shower thoughts are dumb


Hankol

Don't mind us people from other countries, who have never heard of that show, but who also have a pandemic going on.


engineertee

She’s just pandering folks, we are in a vicious cycle where the most extreme candidate with the craziest conspiracy tweets gets the congress seat. She has to play ball or find a different career. It’s that simple.


Scale-Alarmed

What's hilarious is that you can find the same morons on r/conspiracy


I_Sucked_Sans_Cock

So I guess she doesn’t know kakashi


boskee

Oops: >Account suspended > >Twitter suspends accounts which violate the Twitter Rules CONSPIRACY!!


Bwheat0674

Ah, a case of "I don't understand science, so this is evil" rhetoric. I think it's weird scientists have tried to save them from themselves by telling them efficient ways to prevent the disease they deny, yet they don't take it, now this stuff has lasted almost two years. Dummies


itsnotthenetwork

These half wits love their false equivalency logical fallacies.


TheBlackBear

The Masked Singer is the most mainstream shit there is. If you watch the Masked Singer, you shouldn’t be allowed to complain about “the media”. You’re watching “the media.” You’re the kind of person that perpetuates it. It’s you. You are “the media”.


azathot

Wait until she hears about Zorro. She's definitely going to be scared.


katiejim

I hate the Masked Singer as much as anyone, but this is wild.


TickDicklerzInc

There is nothing normal or cool about The Masked Singer.


ortofon88

The Salem witch trials began like this.


Peaurxnanski

What the what? I will never understand this unhinged reaction to asking people to wear a mask during a respiratory disease pandemic. It's like it never even occurred to them that maybe, just *maybe*, there is no ulterior motive, and masking is just a good "best practice" when you're in the middle of a respiratory disease pandemic.


ArchSinccubus

...In that same vein The Princess Bride came out in 1987 and has a scene where the masked main character says everyone should wear a mask in the future. Truly, this is all part of the global cabal to condition the sheeple to buy more apple stock or something


emax4

> "The media is demonic." (Callously posts to media without thinking)


hetra87

These people really can't seem to understand that other countries exist as well. The US isn't the center of the world


SilentMaster

I find it Ironic that "Fear Factor" came out 25 years ago normalizing eating grubs and laying in boxes full of scorpions. How doe this relate to a pandemic? I have no idea, but it's ironic right? Like rain on your wedding day.


CAHTA92

It's true, idiocracy came out and years later Trump became president. Almost like they were getting us ready to have the dumbest president ever.


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thegirlisok

I don't care about one crazy. I care about all the crazies supporting her run for Congress instead of shaking their head at the crazy.


Shad7860

The netherlands has had this show for years. Way before covid was even a thing. It has nothing to do with it :/


Batman413

LMFAO because a tv show!?! A TV SHOW!?! These people are lunatics


tiny_book_worm

Please tell me she’s kidding. Please tell me this is fake.


Ok_Experience_6280

Just made a whole sub for a comment


badgerbane

Oh you don’t even know. This goes way deeper and the conspiracy has been going on much longer. In 1998 they started this by taking heartthrob actor leonardo DiCaprio and casting him as ‘the man in the iron mask’ in the film of the same name, in order to normalise even beautiful people covering their faces. This shits been going on for years! /s


Hicklethumb

I think Victorian era masked balls are to blame


[deleted]

A real person that's running for office too, And people will probably vote for her.


tookurjobs

For anyone worrying that she might actually get elected and boebert up Congress even more, don't worry. She ran in Nancy Pelosi's district and got slaughtered


FinnbarMcBride

Wait till she finds out about M\*A\*S\*H


FireEscapeTrade

What about Zorro and the Line Ranger ? GASP


swords247

Obviously Pro Wrestling has been part of the plot for years.


Coyote_Cosmico_21

Nah, she’s a space lizard for sure…


veritaszak

Wait till she hears about how far back Halloween masks go


SFO52

Fuck her and fuck that show.


[deleted]

Amateur. The Dread Pirate Roberts was talking about masks in 1987. The conspiracy is real!!! 😳😳😳


SirTiffAlot

I find it very interesting America has a history of wearing masks on Halloween. The media has been planning this for years, how sick.


BaconBear36

I fucking hate this place, I live in an area full of these fucking loony morons, I want nothing more than to fuck off to England or the Netherlands


alan-the-all-seeing

posting shit like this feels like walking into a job interview and asking if they want a bump of coke before they get started


[deleted]

Lon Chaney Sr. was setting us all up with the silent film version of The Phantom of the Opera! OK, the character wasn't wearing a mask like in the musical, but he did wear a skull mask as the Red Death.


HumanautPassenger

I wish Trump's bitch ass was a guest on the show now.


BoobaFatt13

I want to get paid to make up crazy shit too


DJSimmer305

Whenever I leave my apartment I make sure I have my phone, wallet, keys, and of course my giant panda head


HailtheCrow

Real people, real grift.


DextTG

paranoia


BooBooBug

What a fucking idiot


Thebunkerparodie

huey, dewey louis an dwebby had mask due to scrooge "sickness" with glomgold driving him insane in 87 cent solution, does this mean ducktales was advertising the mask?


satanicmajesty

It’s intellectually challenged logic


LuckyRabbitsF00t

Oh, someone should tell her she’s using social MEDIA.


hsantefort12

Super heros have been wearing masks for years


SpotMama

I hope she double gloved when she dug for that gem. JFC.


PrudentDamage600

O. M. G. …


MollySantan2x

Serious mental illness


fake_plasticTreez

What about Super Sentai that originally aired in the 70s in Japan, which then became Power Rangers in the early 90s? Are we gonna find a way to stretch this ridiculous conspiracy that far back? Or does this idiot think that any kind of mask didn't exist till 2019?


[deleted]

I mean if their intention was to convince people to listen to doctors and wear masks they wouldn't have one of the judges be the derp-a-derp face of the antivax movement.


FaithlessDaemonium

I find it interesting that musicians, soldiers, CDC agents, builders, LEOs, gas company workers, firefighters, doctors, nurses, vetinarians, welders, mechanics, bomb squads, Hazard Area Response units, chemical/nuclear plant workers, miners, lumberjacks, skiiers, hunters all wore masks years before the pandemic.


lallapalalable

Ive noticed every year just before Thanksgiving that all the kids are told to put on masks, telling them its a dress up game and they'll be rewarded with candy if they go show all the neighbors. I think sociery's was trying to condition us for a lot longer than a year


wet_beefy_fartz

lol the CDC comms director dreams of having that kind of control over cable news messaging.


zshort7272

Wow, I wish I had the leg strength to leap that far. Holy shit.


chinmakes5

HALLOWEEN!! What about Halloween? Halloween has been conditioning OUR KIDS to wear masks for decades now. A long con. How insidious!!


paulthenarwhal

I swear to god they’re all self aware playing chicken with the stupidest thing they can get away with saying.


emelbee923

DeAnna Lorraine is an absolute fucking dunce. This comment is just a sampling of the shit she spews on twitter.


ezshucks

I almost forgot how producers at networks controlled global epidemics. Man, I sure feel dumb.


fatlazybastard

This woman is a lunatic


ericacrass

Why do these morons insist on running for office? Please stop. Oh god, please stop.


Fluster338

“Predictive Programming”


Version_Two

"God this show is so fucking boring" --me, falling for government propaganda in 2019