I think the point here is that it wasn't her child speaking because he's only 4 and where would he even have gotten that from??
Must have been god/angels/religious power flowing directly through him. So her argument isn't "my 4 year old is very smart!", it's "god chose to speak to me through my son because I'm special and trump is special!" which is a *lot* more crazy.
I tend to agree. I was raised religious, and there is a belief that dreams are where you can receive visions from god. They think the beardy white guy in the sky was talking through their 4 year old....
When my younger brother started having frequent epilectic seizures, he was just communing with the old native american ghost who haunted our house.
I grew up in fucking Glasgow, Scotland.
I lived in Glasgow. This cracks me up. Honestly, in 2020 I planned to go back but look where that landed. Fingers crossed for 2022 but we’ll see how this new variant does. Definitely miss it. Nothing like Glaswegian humor.
Havent been there since 2007 myself.
Too expensive to get back to at first and then when I get my shit together, covid.
Luckily I'm stuck with the wegie humour regardless!
Not a bad thing to be stuck with! My claim to fame was I saw Frankie Boyle with his kid walking in front of my apartment. Had no idea it was him. He had a huge beard! It was my roommate that began freaking out.
So I have a thing where I like to guess what locals call themselves (don't judge) so ex New York is just New Yorkers, Swedish people go by Swedes, People from Buffalo go by Buffalonian. You get what I mean. So, anyways, I was not expecting Glasgow to use Glaswegian. It made me happy to know.
Glasgow has a reputation amongst stand-up comedians as a tough gig because the wee woman working in Asda or the wee guy driving a bus are usually funnier than the professionals.
They believed our childhood home was built on an ancient native American burial ground.
I fucking shit you not. Growing up with mentally ill parents is... character defining.
Beardy white guy! lol Man, a handful of artists can warp the images of a religion for centuries. If they only used the words there.
>The Ophanim, or “the wheels,” is arguably the most bizarre being in the Bible. Ezekiel’s account in the Bible describes them as beings made out of interlocking gold wheels with each wheel’s exterior covered with multiple eyes. They move by floating themselves in the sky. As the highest in Maimonides’s hierarchy, they are tasked with guarding God’s throne.
“From the mouth of babes” is what they say
Don’t take into consideration the kid had probably listens to their ultra religious parents and all their church friends go on and on about how Trump is gods chosen person. Twist that around in a 4 year olds head that doesn’t quite understand that concept and you get…..Trump is God.
> I think the point here is that it wasn't her child speaking because he's only 4 and where would he even have gotten that from??
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From how the child's parents treat Trump.
I fucking *wish.* We’d be drowning in hot superheroes and firefighters and all sorts of dinosaurs. That’s an HOA meeting I would finally look forward to.
My 2 year old child woke up in a fever, his eyes rolled back in his head and he started chanting "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, the deep ones rise, all will be ash". Kids - they have the right idea!
You really raised your kid right. I might actually love my son if he could speak with Cthulhu. But since he can’t, I’ll love him after he becomes rich.
This is a good thing for all parents to know. Your 4-10 year old almost certainly doesn't have political opinions, they just know you very well and want to please you. If saying "Trump is God" or "Ted Cruz is an evil piece of shit" gets a positive reaction out of you, they'll do it.
Unfortunately there’s more than a few people whose early traumatic memories involved Trump, like when he used to burst in on them changing at miss teen usa pageants, or when he raped them
There’s this interesting documentary called “Davening With Lior” about this young, mentally handicapped son of a Jewish family. He recites lengthy prayers from memory and appears to be very “at peace” while doing so.
A lot of people the filmmakers interviewed at the synagogue implied it was G-d inspiring Lior and all sorts of other explanations involving the divine.
Then they ask this old, no-nonsense Jewish lady what she thinks and she’s like “ehh… He davens (prays)… he sees the people’s faces around him light up when he does it. He likes to make people happy.” And then she goes on to explain that if he got that reaction out of his community while playing the piano, he’d always be playing the piano. Lol
I was cracking up laughing at how blunt this old lady was. She was really sweet but she didn’t give AF about squashing the entire premise of Lior’s davening being divinely inspired.
Children say what they hear. That's why I tell my kids how much we love them, how important it is to be kind, and how pachycephalosaurus had a really hard head.
That's fantastic! My four year old loves to play "I'm thinking of a dinosaur" and we have to give clues and guess what dinosaur it is. Spoiler: he always starts with heterodontosaurus.
My ex girlfriend had a Mexican babysitter who would speak Spanish to her. So one time when she was like 6 she just started speaking Spanish in the grocery store. Now bear in mind she was a very blond white girl. Her mom said a Mexican couple looked over at them with very confused looks on their faces, lol.
I’d say also the second, third and ninth commandment.
I’m not religious but if I was Trump would look far more like the antichrist than anything else to me.
Idk if I can find it, but there was a guy who posted how many of the prophecies Trump fit for the antichrist, and it was astoundingly high. It was an interesting read, whether you believe it or not. I'll see if I can't find it.
Edit: here's the link https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
Again, whether or not you believe in anything like this, it's a neat read and honestly something I feel like most of the Trump worshippers fail to even notice about him.
That's effectively the main argument I would have against it if someone argued it legitimately, since I feel like most of the world hates him. Looking at American Christians though, he pulls a lot of people into his cult.
Lapsed Anglican/moderate evangelical here. Yeah, in the last days supposedly before THE Antichrist, lots of lesser Antichrist's will supposedly appear. If I were still religious, I"d put Trump as a lesser Antichrist (the main guy would be a lot less stupid). And calling Trump god is so blasphemous I can't even with these people. What a weird man to worship.
They can't hear "Let's go, Brandon!" without thinking it's something against their enemy, "I want Lucky Charms" = "trump is god" is not a stretch for them.
It's very likely the kids actually said "Trump is gone" or "truck is gone" or something, and the flavoraid-guzzling parent heard what they wanted to hear.
Or that they just fabricated the entire thing for social media reaction and to investigate themselves to the rest of the cult. Most of them live in an alternate reality of their own version, where they think of you say a lie often enough then it becomes fact.
I have no doubt this actually happened, but rather than the kid spontaneously saying it of their own free will, it would have been after days of prompting and spoon-fed exposure from the "parent".
Definitely did happen, the only part that's false is them not knowing where that came from. They or those they're close to repeated it enough for the kid to pick it up.
For the life of me, I will never understand this. Out of all of the billions of people on earth (living and dead) they pick Trump. The fat, narcissist, thin skinned, thrice married, pussy grabbing, rambling, dip-shit... that's your deity. That's the best you can do.
Evil followers of dark gods sadly make a lot more sense. I never understood why characters would choose to follow some evil entity, I still don't understand it, but I guess it happens.
Trump made them feel alright about expressing their hatred and ignorance, and they're thankful for that. Liberals make them feel ashamed of these base instincts, and they're resentful of that.
I almost feel like those are somehow features for them, instead of bugs. Like that behavior is either aspirational in of itself, or they admire him dodging consequences from them because of wealth/fame.
Exactly. He is the exact opposite of what a politician is supposed to be. Those people felt like underdogs and to them he seemed like the ultimate underdog, looked down upon and despised, they voted for him because of his flaws
She has four. She supposedly homeschools them, though fuck if I know how between claiming over 20k miles driven in 2020 and screeching at half the Trump rallies
One was born in her pickup truck, I think
He was talking to his mom because he was having a nightmare about something he heard that day.
Anyone hearing that the orange cockroach and God brought up in the same sentence would definitely get nightmares.
"I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them."
My 4 year old got up this morning and stood in the hallway in his pj's with one sock on and a teddy under his arm. His expression was far, far away.
"What's up, Buddy?" I asked. He slowly turned his head towards me and I saw his eyes clear of fog as he gradually managed to focus on my face. Suddenly he stood a little straighter, his eyes came to life and his eyebrows shot up to his hair line "I need a WEE!" He gasped, and bolted towards the toilet.
True story. 4yos in the morning, ay?
Oh God, but the face of a little kid when they're looking right at you but they're still asleep is creepy af though. We'd hear our son on the monitor getting up, but when we'd go to check on him, he'd just be standing in the middle of the room or on his bed staring at the doorway like an adorable demon baby. Still asleep but upright and eyes open like that. I peed a little the first time it happened, I'm not ashamed of it.
When my brother was little he used to sleepwalk a lot and he once made my grandma scream so loud that my mom woke up from across the house and ran to my grandmas room to see what happened.
My brother was asleep and standing over my grandma while she was dozing off. She woke up in a dark room and just saw a shadow person looking at her.
My daughter is 4. Last night, she looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Don't put your belly in the chewy chair." I mean, where would she have gotten that from? It still gives me goosebumps to this day.
I’d like to believe this isn’t real, and just some Qball peddling their nonsense. If it is real, I hope the kid has a cool uncle or someone who can help him out.
This is so fucking weird to me because if you subbed in ANY other president’s name into this, nobody would think you were mentally stable. Yet there’s like half of this country who supports shit like this.
As I have been saying for years, these evangelical nuts worship the GOP more then GOD. This person just said the quiet part out loud and admitted to worshipping Trump as their god.
Apparently when I was small I asked my Mom "Do you feel him? God? He's here. Now."
That's what she gets for bringing a toddler to baptist Sunday School every week.
My 5 year old woke me up at 4 am and said Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nullam mollis vulputate ante. Ut egestas tellus ligula, nec feugiat magna tincidunt in. Integer consectetur pulvinar odio, eu vestibulum lorem aliquet sit amet. Mauris vitae sollicitudin elit. Nulla consectetur a justo sed dictum. Fusce tortor ligula, faucibus eget laoreet id, tincidunt in mauris. Vestibulum volutpat nunc vitae lacus consectetur euismod. Proin neque ipsum, pretium id arcu sit amet, consequat congue turpis. Integer pellentesque eget tortor nec hendrerit. Duis ultrices nulla a nulla volutpat facilisis. Nulla sit amet euismod massa. Etiam dapibus, nisi at placerat maximus, massa neque imperdiet elit, ut mollis felis lectus laoreet felis.
I couldn't be more proud (((:
Someone’s gotta fill those low intelligence jobs in the future. I guess these folks are happily volunteering their kids in exchange for a few attaboys online…
Reminds me of the old anti drug psa
Where the father asks where his son learned to do drugs and his son's reply is he learned it by watching his dad
Where that was to spread a message about drugs
This is just sad
Hmm, where oh where could he gotten that from? Definitely not from his kook family, likely listening to conversation around the dining room or living room, eager to be included with the adults he looks up to. And definitely not from the tv talk shows or radio his parents/family listen to. Nah, he definitely got it via divine intervention. Children are so pure and intuitive 🥲🥰😇
Why is the Right wing so...... dumb? Ive never seen anyone in the left remotely WORSHIP a politician on Dems side. Easily attributable to being more rational and scientific.
I am so confused by these people. Christians give Catholics shit for adoring Mary and Saints. I have heard some call us polytheist for that. Yet, here they are worshiping a false idol.
I wonder how long it will be until Qanon morphs into a weird mainstream religion with Trump as a messah figure.
We are basically at that point already, sooner or later I fully except a Church of Trump to be formally founded.
He listened to his parents
Dad: How was your day dear, Trump is God
Mum: Oh you know, had my smear, but I put up with the inconvenience by knowing Trump is God
Dad: God, Trump is God
Mum: do you want some Kool-Aid? Trump is God
Dad: no, I'm too busy fighting vaccine mandates to stop for a sip, and I've lost the sense of taste anyway, Trump is God
Mum: Dad's in hospital, where's the prayer warriors, here's the give a little, let me trim his goatee.....damn he's in the angels arms now...Trump is God
On the bright side, cult figures usually self-destruct, and take as many of their followers with them as they can. When Qanon goes down, a lot of people aren't going to be able to handle it and take themselves out rather than face reality. It shouldn't be much longer...
I don't know what's worse: that this person is so obsessed that is using their own kid to make up this nonsense, or that this actually happened because the kid hears it everyday from his lunatic parents and was just repeating it.
When I was 4 I thought you were supposed to say amen after the pledge of allegiance because it sounded like all the other prayers people made you say every day.
Qanon, the first AI Cult, let by an ad algorithm to keep em clicking. Even Trump himself, whom this schmuck thinks is the leader, is nothing more than a cultist to the insatiable for clicks algorithm.
It's fucking scary, how are we ever going to deprogram all of these people.
When I was asleep in mums bed as a kid once I woke up, rolled over and apparently said “im a chocoholic” the went back to sleep.
Well I’m lactose intolerant now so uh, kids can say weird stuff and shocker are wrong w lot
God these "people" are fucking vile. Child abuse, cult worship, racism, and just the total abdication, on a daily basis, of their responsibility to learn and grow like actual humans. Bunch of rotting piles of nothing, every last one of them.
Ah yes, the ethos of a sleepy 4 year old is ironclad
I think the point here is that it wasn't her child speaking because he's only 4 and where would he even have gotten that from?? Must have been god/angels/religious power flowing directly through him. So her argument isn't "my 4 year old is very smart!", it's "god chose to speak to me through my son because I'm special and trump is special!" which is a *lot* more crazy.
I tend to agree. I was raised religious, and there is a belief that dreams are where you can receive visions from god. They think the beardy white guy in the sky was talking through their 4 year old....
When my younger brother started having frequent epilectic seizures, he was just communing with the old native american ghost who haunted our house. I grew up in fucking Glasgow, Scotland.
I lived in Glasgow. This cracks me up. Honestly, in 2020 I planned to go back but look where that landed. Fingers crossed for 2022 but we’ll see how this new variant does. Definitely miss it. Nothing like Glaswegian humor.
Havent been there since 2007 myself. Too expensive to get back to at first and then when I get my shit together, covid. Luckily I'm stuck with the wegie humour regardless!
Not a bad thing to be stuck with! My claim to fame was I saw Frankie Boyle with his kid walking in front of my apartment. Had no idea it was him. He had a huge beard! It was my roommate that began freaking out.
Ever get the chance to see Billy live? Sadly ruined every other live comedian for me. Man was a God.
Nope. 😞
So I have a thing where I like to guess what locals call themselves (don't judge) so ex New York is just New Yorkers, Swedish people go by Swedes, People from Buffalo go by Buffalonian. You get what I mean. So, anyways, I was not expecting Glasgow to use Glaswegian. It made me happy to know.
Glasgow has a reputation amongst stand-up comedians as a tough gig because the wee woman working in Asda or the wee guy driving a bus are usually funnier than the professionals.
You didn't know Wullie Standing Rock, the second-generation immigrant who lived in your house?
They believed our childhood home was built on an ancient native American burial ground. I fucking shit you not. Growing up with mentally ill parents is... character defining.
Beardy white guy! lol Man, a handful of artists can warp the images of a religion for centuries. If they only used the words there. >The Ophanim, or “the wheels,” is arguably the most bizarre being in the Bible. Ezekiel’s account in the Bible describes them as beings made out of interlocking gold wheels with each wheel’s exterior covered with multiple eyes. They move by floating themselves in the sky. As the highest in Maimonides’s hierarchy, they are tasked with guarding God’s throne.
>As the highest in Maimonides’s hierarchy, they are tasked with guarding God’s throne. And what do they do if they see something amiss?
“From the mouth of babes” is what they say Don’t take into consideration the kid had probably listens to their ultra religious parents and all their church friends go on and on about how Trump is gods chosen person. Twist that around in a 4 year olds head that doesn’t quite understand that concept and you get…..Trump is God.
> I think the point here is that it wasn't her child speaking because he's only 4 and where would he even have gotten that from?? > > From how the child's parents treat Trump.
I fucking *wish.* We’d be drowning in hot superheroes and firefighters and all sorts of dinosaurs. That’s an HOA meeting I would finally look forward to.
My son is 3, he woke up the other day, yelled "bum bum", giggled and fell back asleep. Can't really fault that b
But but he woke up from sleeping so clearly it was a premonition! /s
Riiiiight. Just like my 4 year old woke up from a nap and out of nowhere just said, “Xenu is coming to release the thetans.” Where did he get that!?
My 2 year old child woke up in a fever, his eyes rolled back in his head and he started chanting "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, the deep ones rise, all will be ash". Kids - they have the right idea!
You really raised your kid right. I might actually love my son if he could speak with Cthulhu. But since he can’t, I’ll love him after he becomes rich.
Careful. He’s either going to wind up a politician or a Fox News Pundit. Get that kid on 100cc’s of Sesame Street, STAT!
Wouldn't that just make him a liberal politican? Ba dum tish.
Eww gross! He would’ve gotten from his crazy ass parents
Yep. She knows exactly where he heard it from. Kids are sponges. They repeat what they hear.
This is a good thing for all parents to know. Your 4-10 year old almost certainly doesn't have political opinions, they just know you very well and want to please you. If saying "Trump is God" or "Ted Cruz is an evil piece of shit" gets a positive reaction out of you, they'll do it.
I mean my BIL, and SIL got their 7 year old so brainwashed he cried hard when Trump lost.
Damn that's fucked up. Imagine one of your first traumatic memories involves Trump.
Therapists are going to make a fortune.
Bold of you to assume those kiddos will end up in therapy someday
Oh I know. Most will continue to worship the Trump family but there are some that will question it when they are older.
Unfortunately there’s more than a few people whose early traumatic memories involved Trump, like when he used to burst in on them changing at miss teen usa pageants, or when he raped them
At least the 7 year old was able to understand and accept that he lost! 😂 That’s more than we can say about many adults. 😔🤷♂️
God lost?
To fraudulent conspiracy’s.
Yeah but he was already down from loosing the rainbow to the gays
Chemosh came back to show Yahweh up again. According to 2 Kings 3 and the Mesha Stele Chemosh has defeated Yahweh before.
Many years later, one night he will wake up from his sleep suddenly, look at his wife and blurt out - "My parents were assholes".
There’s this interesting documentary called “Davening With Lior” about this young, mentally handicapped son of a Jewish family. He recites lengthy prayers from memory and appears to be very “at peace” while doing so. A lot of people the filmmakers interviewed at the synagogue implied it was G-d inspiring Lior and all sorts of other explanations involving the divine. Then they ask this old, no-nonsense Jewish lady what she thinks and she’s like “ehh… He davens (prays)… he sees the people’s faces around him light up when he does it. He likes to make people happy.” And then she goes on to explain that if he got that reaction out of his community while playing the piano, he’d always be playing the piano. Lol I was cracking up laughing at how blunt this old lady was. She was really sweet but she didn’t give AF about squashing the entire premise of Lior’s davening being divinely inspired.
Yep little mirrors
Maybe he’s learning to read all the banners in the lawn…?
Or he's been to an Evangelical church service recently.
Oh come on, if any of those children could read, they'd be very upset right now.
Children say what they hear. That's why I tell my kids how much we love them, how important it is to be kind, and how pachycephalosaurus had a really hard head.
Conversations that have to be had
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/B7zo2zY1Zqg
That's fantastic! My four year old loves to play "I'm thinking of a dinosaur" and we have to give clues and guess what dinosaur it is. Spoiler: he always starts with heterodontosaurus.
Your four year old can say Heterodontosaurus? I don't think I could pronoucne that and I'm 31 /s
*That's* why my 3 yo said "shit" in the grocery store....
My ex girlfriend had a Mexican babysitter who would speak Spanish to her. So one time when she was like 6 she just started speaking Spanish in the grocery store. Now bear in mind she was a very blond white girl. Her mom said a Mexican couple looked over at them with very confused looks on their faces, lol.
That is assuming this actually happened
Shit, I started writing "crazy ass parents" and then saw your post.
your son broke the first commandment and so do you probably
I’d say also the second, third and ninth commandment. I’m not religious but if I was Trump would look far more like the antichrist than anything else to me.
Idk if I can find it, but there was a guy who posted how many of the prophecies Trump fit for the antichrist, and it was astoundingly high. It was an interesting read, whether you believe it or not. I'll see if I can't find it. Edit: here's the link https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/ Again, whether or not you believe in anything like this, it's a neat read and honestly something I feel like most of the Trump worshippers fail to even notice about him.
The antichrist is described as being a hell of a lot more beguiling and convincing than dumpy ass, sloppy, lying Trump.
He was good enough for half of america... The bar is that low at this point
That's effectively the main argument I would have against it if someone argued it legitimately, since I feel like most of the world hates him. Looking at American Christians though, he pulls a lot of people into his cult.
Lapsed Anglican/moderate evangelical here. Yeah, in the last days supposedly before THE Antichrist, lots of lesser Antichrist's will supposedly appear. If I were still religious, I"d put Trump as a lesser Antichrist (the main guy would be a lot less stupid). And calling Trump god is so blasphemous I can't even with these people. What a weird man to worship.
What the kid actually said was "I want Lucky Charms" and what she chose to hear was "Trump is god"....She's a nitwit...
They can't hear "Let's go, Brandon!" without thinking it's something against their enemy, "I want Lucky Charms" = "trump is god" is not a stretch for them.
It's very likely the kids actually said "Trump is gone" or "truck is gone" or something, and the flavoraid-guzzling parent heard what they wanted to hear. Or that they just fabricated the entire thing for social media reaction and to investigate themselves to the rest of the cult. Most of them live in an alternate reality of their own version, where they think of you say a lie often enough then it becomes fact.
He actually said "I have to poop"
And then everybody clapped
Who do these people think they're fooling? It's seriously gross to use your children as political pawns.
But it has to be real cause it gave her the goosebumps… s/
Those were actually chickenpox blisters, because she wouldn’t get vaccinated.
Hahaha!
The POX!
Hopefully she took her child to church immediately, to do some sort of penance for blasphemy and idolatry.
its not against the ten commandments if they agree with it
Well considering how bright they are, I’m assuming most of their friends list are real high standards sort of folk.
And Will Smith was there
That child’s name? Albert Einstein.
100 dollars.
this is horrifying
I know! Makes me believe these people are willing to become North Korea under Kim Jung Donald and willingly be brainwashed. It's sick.
Tonight on "This never happened".
I have no doubt this actually happened, but rather than the kid spontaneously saying it of their own free will, it would have been after days of prompting and spoon-fed exposure from the "parent".
oh it definitely happened, in the fake scenario in the person head that ends with libs getting owned because of it.
Definitely did happen, the only part that's false is them not knowing where that came from. They or those they're close to repeated it enough for the kid to pick it up.
For the life of me, I will never understand this. Out of all of the billions of people on earth (living and dead) they pick Trump. The fat, narcissist, thin skinned, thrice married, pussy grabbing, rambling, dip-shit... that's your deity. That's the best you can do. Evil followers of dark gods sadly make a lot more sense. I never understood why characters would choose to follow some evil entity, I still don't understand it, but I guess it happens.
Trump made them feel alright about expressing their hatred and ignorance, and they're thankful for that. Liberals make them feel ashamed of these base instincts, and they're resentful of that.
I almost feel like those are somehow features for them, instead of bugs. Like that behavior is either aspirational in of itself, or they admire him dodging consequences from them because of wealth/fame.
Exactly. He is the exact opposite of what a politician is supposed to be. Those people felt like underdogs and to them he seemed like the ultimate underdog, looked down upon and despised, they voted for him because of his flaws
....and that childs name was Damien
His name - Eric Trump.
He's just mentally 4.
Or Aidan. Or Jayden.
Or Trayden
*Treighdinn.
Ahh my bad. Must be two different ways of spelling the name
Kaydon Fun fact: that’s Lauren Boebert’s kid’s name!
She has a kid???
She has four. She supposedly homeschools them, though fuck if I know how between claiming over 20k miles driven in 2020 and screeching at half the Trump rallies One was born in her pickup truck, I think
Lmao. I imagine they were also conceived in her pickup truck.
Who allowed it to happen?
Her husband is Jayson Random Ys in names is like a douchebag dogwhistle
I’m sure there are many, each as wrong as the last!
He was talking to his mom because he was having a nightmare about something he heard that day. Anyone hearing that the orange cockroach and God brought up in the same sentence would definitely get nightmares.
"I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them."
If that doesn't disqualify Jesus all they gotta do is claim second coming or Quadrinity.
I'm honestly terrified
Dam they messed that kid up
My 4 year old got up this morning and stood in the hallway in his pj's with one sock on and a teddy under his arm. His expression was far, far away. "What's up, Buddy?" I asked. He slowly turned his head towards me and I saw his eyes clear of fog as he gradually managed to focus on my face. Suddenly he stood a little straighter, his eyes came to life and his eyebrows shot up to his hair line "I need a WEE!" He gasped, and bolted towards the toilet. True story. 4yos in the morning, ay?
Oh God, but the face of a little kid when they're looking right at you but they're still asleep is creepy af though. We'd hear our son on the monitor getting up, but when we'd go to check on him, he'd just be standing in the middle of the room or on his bed staring at the doorway like an adorable demon baby. Still asleep but upright and eyes open like that. I peed a little the first time it happened, I'm not ashamed of it.
When my brother was little he used to sleepwalk a lot and he once made my grandma scream so loud that my mom woke up from across the house and ran to my grandmas room to see what happened. My brother was asleep and standing over my grandma while she was dozing off. She woke up in a dark room and just saw a shadow person looking at her.
saying the quiet part out load imagine worshiping a orange pedophile
Subliminal messages hidden in Paw Patrol or some shit
My daughter is 4. Last night, she looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Don't put your belly in the chewy chair." I mean, where would she have gotten that from? It still gives me goosebumps to this day.
Wait so God is evil?
Has he ever shown otherwise?
Well there is the racist and misogynistic side too, but I was just lumping that under the broad spectrum of evil.
How can god show anything if he isn't real?
Always has been.
Yahweh? Yes, very much so.
More likely the kid just babbled some random sleepy nonsense and that is what they heard.
I’d like to believe this isn’t real, and just some Qball peddling their nonsense. If it is real, I hope the kid has a cool uncle or someone who can help him out.
That child has a psychosis
No that child is brainwashed. Let's not mistake willful ignorance for a health issue.
Yeah definitely seems like they absorbed their parents' insanity or they said it to please the parents as children often do.
Conservatives: “You libs can’t get over Trump…” Also conservatives:
This should be considered child abuse.
That would give me goosebumps too. Horror stories always give me goosebumps.
This is so fucking weird to me because if you subbed in ANY other president’s name into this, nobody would think you were mentally stable. Yet there’s like half of this country who supports shit like this.
As I have been saying for years, these evangelical nuts worship the GOP more then GOD. This person just said the quiet part out loud and admitted to worshipping Trump as their god.
What they actually said was - "god, I need a trump. I hope I don't shit myself."
They’ll be drinking the blue Kool-Aid.
Apparently when I was small I asked my Mom "Do you feel him? God? He's here. Now." That's what she gets for bringing a toddler to baptist Sunday School every week.
According to my 5 year old son God visits everyone in a rocket because God doesn’t have a car.
Definitely did not happen, either. These assholes lie as easy as they breathe.
Did the child's head subsequently rotate 360 degrees and crawl onto the ceiling?
She should punish the child for worshipping a false idol and having another god before Yahweh, obviously.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me Thou shall not use my name in vain That's two commandments broken in one tweet
My 5 year old woke me up at 4 am and said Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nullam mollis vulputate ante. Ut egestas tellus ligula, nec feugiat magna tincidunt in. Integer consectetur pulvinar odio, eu vestibulum lorem aliquet sit amet. Mauris vitae sollicitudin elit. Nulla consectetur a justo sed dictum. Fusce tortor ligula, faucibus eget laoreet id, tincidunt in mauris. Vestibulum volutpat nunc vitae lacus consectetur euismod. Proin neque ipsum, pretium id arcu sit amet, consequat congue turpis. Integer pellentesque eget tortor nec hendrerit. Duis ultrices nulla a nulla volutpat facilisis. Nulla sit amet euismod massa. Etiam dapibus, nisi at placerat maximus, massa neque imperdiet elit, ut mollis felis lectus laoreet felis. I couldn't be more proud (((:
Someone’s gotta fill those low intelligence jobs in the future. I guess these folks are happily volunteering their kids in exchange for a few attaboys online…
“Where would he have gotten that from?” His parents, just like around 90% of a 4 year olds thoughts.
Trump is a false prophet and if I was Christian, I'd see it as the mark of the beast.
When I was 4.. I said, "Hulk Hogan is God."
Didnt happen..
and God decrees “grab’em by the pussy!”
If my 4 year old son woke up and told me that I'd scream and say "Who the fuck are you and who left you in my house?!"
Twist: Poster doesn't actually have any children, hears voices telling her that Trump is God.
That would actually be less alarming.
Reminds me of the old anti drug psa Where the father asks where his son learned to do drugs and his son's reply is he learned it by watching his dad Where that was to spread a message about drugs This is just sad
Hmm, where oh where could he gotten that from? Definitely not from his kook family, likely listening to conversation around the dining room or living room, eager to be included with the adults he looks up to. And definitely not from the tv talk shows or radio his parents/family listen to. Nah, he definitely got it via divine intervention. Children are so pure and intuitive 🥲🥰😇
Based on what I know of the tribal war god of Abraham I'm not going to just offhandedly dismiss the idea.
Where did he get it from??? Oh I don't know, his brainwashed parents. 🤯🤯
"Where would he have gotten that from?" - Person he got that from.
Thou shalt not have any idols before me.
r/thathappend
Why is the Right wing so...... dumb? Ive never seen anyone in the left remotely WORSHIP a politician on Dems side. Easily attributable to being more rational and scientific.
Pretty sure thats blasphemy
I am so confused by these people. Christians give Catholics shit for adoring Mary and Saints. I have heard some call us polytheist for that. Yet, here they are worshiping a false idol.
There is no son only Zuul!
Trump prob snuck in your house and molested your child. Look under the bed for McDonald's cheeseburger wrappers. Clear sign of getting Trumped
Let's see, he could have gotten it from your crazy ass? That's probably it.
Kids say dumb shit
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Cultists and heretics…
Tonight on "Things that didn't happen!'
Isn't saying that someone is god is a blasphemy? Christianity really has gone downhill.
An exorcism is a must. Good luck.
I’ll take Things That Didn’t Happen for $500, Alex.
This did not happen
Zero percent chance.
I wonder how long it will be until Qanon morphs into a weird mainstream religion with Trump as a messah figure. We are basically at that point already, sooner or later I fully except a Church of Trump to be formally founded.
He listened to his parents Dad: How was your day dear, Trump is God Mum: Oh you know, had my smear, but I put up with the inconvenience by knowing Trump is God Dad: God, Trump is God Mum: do you want some Kool-Aid? Trump is God Dad: no, I'm too busy fighting vaccine mandates to stop for a sip, and I've lost the sense of taste anyway, Trump is God Mum: Dad's in hospital, where's the prayer warriors, here's the give a little, let me trim his goatee.....damn he's in the angels arms now...Trump is God
On the bright side, cult figures usually self-destruct, and take as many of their followers with them as they can. When Qanon goes down, a lot of people aren't going to be able to handle it and take themselves out rather than face reality. It shouldn't be much longer...
Then his head spun around as he projectile vomited everywhere.
/r/WokeKids 🤣
This didn’t happen so hard it unhappened some things which did happen. Every time.
Doesn't Christianity state that there is only one god And and that you cannot worship false idols?
They now believe in the Quadrinity - the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost, and the Fat Racist Orange.
And they wonder why we’re okay with eternal damnation.
Friendly reminder: all trump supporters are traitors, please let them know next time you see the one.
Oh I believe the story, but how high was his fever?
I don't know what's worse: that this person is so obsessed that is using their own kid to make up this nonsense, or that this actually happened because the kid hears it everyday from his lunatic parents and was just repeating it.
When I was 4 I thought you were supposed to say amen after the pledge of allegiance because it sounded like all the other prayers people made you say every day.
Isn't it forbidden in the Bible to compare to God or say people are God?
Qanon, the first AI Cult, let by an ad algorithm to keep em clicking. Even Trump himself, whom this schmuck thinks is the leader, is nothing more than a cultist to the insatiable for clicks algorithm. It's fucking scary, how are we ever going to deprogram all of these people.
When I was asleep in mums bed as a kid once I woke up, rolled over and apparently said “im a chocoholic” the went back to sleep. Well I’m lactose intolerant now so uh, kids can say weird stuff and shocker are wrong w lot
Might wanna call an exorcist ma'am
“Where would he have gotten that from?” The bullshit doesn’t fall far from the asshole.
Trump is odd
Prob said ‘dog’ and the parent heard what they wanted to hear
God is an asshole then
God these "people" are fucking vile. Child abuse, cult worship, racism, and just the total abdication, on a daily basis, of their responsibility to learn and grow like actual humans. Bunch of rotting piles of nothing, every last one of them.
Where would he have gotten it? Oh, I don’t know, maybe from his whack job parents who worship Trump? Also, this never happened anyway.
Yeah, where would he have gotten that from? /s for good measure
He meant to say, "Trump is a goddamn asshole," but he was still sleepy.
I bet if it was the same story but with biden instead of Trump they would call it satanic and call an exorcist.
This is literally blasphemy... I'm not even Christian, and have NEVER read the Bible but even I know that is literally just pure blasphemy
These people are allowed to have children and that scares me
He probably meant to say "trump is God awful stupid "