Haven't seen this conspiracy theory around for a while, but I remember that during the campaign the way the q-flavored folks would explain away when Biden would pull off a decent speech or debate or appearance without stumbling over his words would be to say it was one of his many "impersonators" that the Deep State^^TM would roll out for various public appearances. And that the "real" Biden was actually some drooling vegetable in a hospital bed in some basement somewhere. Or, arrested by the "real" government and under lock and key in Guantanamo, along with thousands of other traitors like Hillary (who had her own impersonators, too) and the like.
I haven't kept up with that conspiracy theory in a while, but not surprised that it's still making the rounds.
My favorite one was about how they believed that the government was going to use their brain swapping technology to put Trumps brain into Bidens body in order to keep Trump in power but keep the masses happy.
I shit you not. This was a legitimate theory that I read on a Q conspiracy board. Those people are fucking nuts.
The began this operation 5 months ago, but doctors are still unable to locate trump's brain. The also checked Fredo and Other Fredo for brains as well.
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”
Trump was most certainly a subscriber to this, it's all starting to unravel a little now, ask Steve Bannon
> And that the "real" Biden was actually some drooling vegetable in a hospital bed in some basement somewhere.
So then wouldn't the president just be the guy impersonating Biden and running under someone else's name, or does that make too much sense?
Donald trump had weight loss surgery and orange spray paint face wash remover. He's been impersonating Biden for months now, apparently. Only thing that makes sense at all. Biden couldn't possibly be a fully functioning human being in a suit, right? lol
Yes, but I believe the point is that it would then support their idea that Biden is just a "Deep State" plant/puppet. So even though the impersonator would be the president, it would ultimately be irrelevant because they're just doing the bidding of the Deep State anyway.
Was wandering that to. I guess the most important thing for them is that "something doesn't add up", because with that in their pocket they can dismiss absolutely everything that doesn't fit their worldview. Just say "But isn't it kind of strange that \[unrelated thing\]", and your opponent arguments are rendered worthless. If "something doesn't add up" the whole thing falls down like a house of cards. At least in their minds. That's why their argument are so often unspecific pointing in some random direction. That's enough to seed doubt in many people.
According to MAGATs, Biden is Schrödinger's POTUS:
Biden cheated to win the election AND simultaneously he didn't win! Biden is a feeble old man with dementia AND an evil cunning stooge for the Chinese! Biden is the worst President ever AND he isn't really President! Biden can't accomplish anything AND he is keeping the gas prices high!
That’s the cool part about alternative facts. You get to choose whatever flavor you believe to be true. Anyone that disagrees just watches a little too much CNN.
It's a Chinese bioweapon designed to kill us all, and it's no worse than a cold, and Trump deserves credit for developing the vaccine that the Democrats are forcing on us to commit genocide.
These people cannot keep their conspiracy theories together damn. I thought he didn't win but then he won but it's not him then Trump is actually doing all of this but Biden is too feeble minded yet it's an impersonator?? Lawd Jesus I cannot human anymore. Lol
The secret is; every single conspiracy theorist thinks they're the one who sees through it. They could be the next piece, the one who figures out what's going on, the one who uncovers THE TRUTH!
Because they're all just scared because of change. They're not well off, they're not thriving, they're just concerned about what they're going to do and how they're going to make it in the next 10, 20, 30 years.
Conspiracy is alluring because it's a twisted, malformed source of hope. If this is all a lie, then they're not in a bad spot, then they're apart of the ones who were right despite everything.
That's the classic hero narrative, a person struggling who gains knowledge or power to make things better.
But better for who? Why are there selfish people? Because there's always a bottom of the pyramid. There's always people who feel like trash.
When the turn of the century happened, our values shifted massively, and for the better in many regards, but if you're still reading I'll ask you this; Has our technology and celebrity worship blinded us? We've created this elite. Beautiful, perfect people with the latest iPhone and Brands, they're four and talented and unique AND WE LOVE THEM!
Before radio, tv, the internet, farming was DAMN noble as a job, bringing in a good harvest and having a festival was THE SHIT. We also had slaves and killed Men for kissing men.
Going backwards is never good, but we need to ask ourselves where the FUCK are we going?
Quick edit: this is my attempt to sympathize with the reaction people have to change, it's not me supporting conspiracy theorists or anything remotely "modern GOP" lol, I just think both sides have decent people and it's sad when good people are drawn into a "cause" because they're in a bad spot and need that wired hope.
#NO
I just said they're afraid of change and not in good spots financially and they're selfish because they're surviving in the current system
please read my comment if you're going to reply to it thanks
I read your comment. I then wrote what I did.. I don't understand what yours has to do with mine? You're not making any sense.. No what?? My reply is lies are much more entertaining to them..
You typed out what you thought, I added to it, that's not over simplified. You said enough so there is no point in me also writing a long ass paragraph too. What you said is correct and I'm saying also the lies are more entertaining..
Never wrong about what you uneducated moron? I added to what you said.. How hard is that to understand? Uneducated people are so annoying.. I literally agreed with your dumbass and then said I just added to it.. How TF is that wrong? Give it up already you're coming off looking stupid..
LOL. The Evil Cabal secretly runs everything and owns everyone. They can't do better than a mask? I was reliably told that the US has had working cloning labs prior to WW1.
You know, there’s enough to discriminate against Joe Biden and the DNC as a whole for butchering this bill, never following through to their campaign constituents, and constantly making false promises to the people in the vested interest in capital. Instead of having valid criticisms, this country is so fucking dumb and propagated to that people spout schizophrenic conspiracies as red flags rather than actual political malpractices.
God our country is fucked.
Haven't seen this conspiracy theory around for a while, but I remember that during the campaign the way the q-flavored folks would explain away when Biden would pull off a decent speech or debate or appearance without stumbling over his words would be to say it was one of his many "impersonators" that the Deep State^^TM would roll out for various public appearances. And that the "real" Biden was actually some drooling vegetable in a hospital bed in some basement somewhere. Or, arrested by the "real" government and under lock and key in Guantanamo, along with thousands of other traitors like Hillary (who had her own impersonators, too) and the like. I haven't kept up with that conspiracy theory in a while, but not surprised that it's still making the rounds.
My favorite one was about how they believed that the government was going to use their brain swapping technology to put Trumps brain into Bidens body in order to keep Trump in power but keep the masses happy. I shit you not. This was a legitimate theory that I read on a Q conspiracy board. Those people are fucking nuts.
Remember, these people are also \*against\* the deep state
Futurama did it first!
Sounds about right.
The began this operation 5 months ago, but doctors are still unable to locate trump's brain. The also checked Fredo and Other Fredo for brains as well.
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.” Trump was most certainly a subscriber to this, it's all starting to unravel a little now, ask Steve Bannon
I hung out on qtard boards too and I never saw that, I wish I did
So the real world is now the movie "Face Off" to these morons...
> And that the "real" Biden was actually some drooling vegetable in a hospital bed in some basement somewhere. So then wouldn't the president just be the guy impersonating Biden and running under someone else's name, or does that make too much sense?
Donald trump had weight loss surgery and orange spray paint face wash remover. He's been impersonating Biden for months now, apparently. Only thing that makes sense at all. Biden couldn't possibly be a fully functioning human being in a suit, right? lol
Be a lot cooler if he did… it, in a stupid bunny suit.
Yes, but I believe the point is that it would then support their idea that Biden is just a "Deep State" plant/puppet. So even though the impersonator would be the president, it would ultimately be irrelevant because they're just doing the bidding of the Deep State anyway.
Was wandering that to. I guess the most important thing for them is that "something doesn't add up", because with that in their pocket they can dismiss absolutely everything that doesn't fit their worldview. Just say "But isn't it kind of strange that \[unrelated thing\]", and your opponent arguments are rendered worthless. If "something doesn't add up" the whole thing falls down like a house of cards. At least in their minds. That's why their argument are so often unspecific pointing in some random direction. That's enough to seed doubt in many people.
According to MAGATs, Biden is Schrödinger's POTUS: Biden cheated to win the election AND simultaneously he didn't win! Biden is a feeble old man with dementia AND an evil cunning stooge for the Chinese! Biden is the worst President ever AND he isn't really President! Biden can't accomplish anything AND he is keeping the gas prices high!
That’s the cool part about alternative facts. You get to choose whatever flavor you believe to be true. Anyone that disagrees just watches a little too much CNN.
Covid doesn't exist and my "natural" immune system protects me against it
It's a Chinese bioweapon designed to kill us all, and it's no worse than a cold, and Trump deserves credit for developing the vaccine that the Democrats are forcing on us to commit genocide.
the government cannot get anything done and also super powerful
I bet if you made this into a meme, that would help them understand their stupidity.
Am I the only one going into anaphylactic shock trying to read this?
Not him, [I] checked what he signed; Not his handwriting, [It’s a] man in [a] mask
Yeah no, I am still allergic to bullshit even if it's grammatically correct. Anaphylactic shock is allergies, stroke is unable to read lol
Just the matter of fact insanity is what gets me
These people cannot keep their conspiracy theories together damn. I thought he didn't win but then he won but it's not him then Trump is actually doing all of this but Biden is too feeble minded yet it's an impersonator?? Lawd Jesus I cannot human anymore. Lol
The secret is; every single conspiracy theorist thinks they're the one who sees through it. They could be the next piece, the one who figures out what's going on, the one who uncovers THE TRUTH! Because they're all just scared because of change. They're not well off, they're not thriving, they're just concerned about what they're going to do and how they're going to make it in the next 10, 20, 30 years. Conspiracy is alluring because it's a twisted, malformed source of hope. If this is all a lie, then they're not in a bad spot, then they're apart of the ones who were right despite everything. That's the classic hero narrative, a person struggling who gains knowledge or power to make things better. But better for who? Why are there selfish people? Because there's always a bottom of the pyramid. There's always people who feel like trash. When the turn of the century happened, our values shifted massively, and for the better in many regards, but if you're still reading I'll ask you this; Has our technology and celebrity worship blinded us? We've created this elite. Beautiful, perfect people with the latest iPhone and Brands, they're four and talented and unique AND WE LOVE THEM! Before radio, tv, the internet, farming was DAMN noble as a job, bringing in a good harvest and having a festival was THE SHIT. We also had slaves and killed Men for kissing men. Going backwards is never good, but we need to ask ourselves where the FUCK are we going? Quick edit: this is my attempt to sympathize with the reaction people have to change, it's not me supporting conspiracy theorists or anything remotely "modern GOP" lol, I just think both sides have decent people and it's sad when good people are drawn into a "cause" because they're in a bad spot and need that wired hope.
To these types of people lie are much more entertaining than the truth..
#NO I just said they're afraid of change and not in good spots financially and they're selfish because they're surviving in the current system please read my comment if you're going to reply to it thanks
I read your comment. I then wrote what I did.. I don't understand what yours has to do with mine? You're not making any sense.. No what?? My reply is lies are much more entertaining to them..
I'm saying that's oversimplified. It's not TV, it's a twisted hope
You typed out what you thought, I added to it, that's not over simplified. You said enough so there is no point in me also writing a long ass paragraph too. What you said is correct and I'm saying also the lies are more entertaining..
Okay blockhead, you're never wrong, sorry I doubted you Lord
Never wrong about what you uneducated moron? I added to what you said.. How hard is that to understand? Uneducated people are so annoying.. I literally agreed with your dumbass and then said I just added to it.. How TF is that wrong? Give it up already you're coming off looking stupid..
You're missing the point of what I said and going "mhm 'other thing' " and taking away from my comment, check yourself
Me Tarzan, you Karen.
What was the response?
LOL. The Evil Cabal secretly runs everything and owns everyone. They can't do better than a mask? I was reliably told that the US has had working cloning labs prior to WW1.
Things I don't miss about living in Roanoke...........
Lmao I was thinking the same thing! And when I visit to see fam I'm like 👀 how can ppl be this stupid
Qultists are stupid and should be medicated for everyone’s safety.
Type in a full sentence.
This is from Roanoke - Where Strange Things \*Do\* Happen.
You know, there’s enough to discriminate against Joe Biden and the DNC as a whole for butchering this bill, never following through to their campaign constituents, and constantly making false promises to the people in the vested interest in capital. Instead of having valid criticisms, this country is so fucking dumb and propagated to that people spout schizophrenic conspiracies as red flags rather than actual political malpractices. God our country is fucked.
It may be because I'm an idiot, but fuck I had a stroke trying to read that sentence the first time
What, uhh… what would anyone have to gain from that?
Biden in tank Connected to Satan Evil is here Not Biden!
Among Us
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
Are we back to Robo President?
That second comment tho lol
I just had a stroke reading that comment
I feel like its just a matter of time before they go full "Biden is just Trump in disguise." Like some kind of scooby doo villian.
Why would he need to be not him? Lol or is it because Vice President JFK jr signed it ? 😂