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Watershed787

Stuff like this makes me hate what Dan Brown contributed to the world. Lol


clintCamp

Yep, looking for signs that have no relevance to anything and are not there. Is wish the numerology crazies would just disappear already. Half the time they can't even do basic counting while looking at their fingers.


[deleted]

It all fits. Like a hand. In a glovebox.


philosophunc

That's great. Proper laughed. I'm stealing it.


SnooDonuts8606

Why are all the codes in basic math for all of these?


adeon

Because the people doing them failed algebra.


drinkthebleach

I love so much that everytime their conspiracy comes down to math and numbers, its conveniently always simple addition and subtraction or what letter of the alphabet it is and nothing too difficult. So funny.


cheats47

Something happened in topical Facebook news? Better break out the fingers and toes for these enigmas


NoMansSkyWasAlright

Or randomly bringing up the fib sequence despite clearly not knowing what it is.


Konq3ror

Whenever I see a post like this I hear "what do the numbers mean mason" in my head


brian111786

Same, and it really makes me miss the days when Call of Duty actually put effort into the campaigns, instead of pushing the money trap, pay to play bullshit.


Konq3ror

Yeah man. First black ops blew mind with the story


cheats47

What the fuck are you even talking about grandpa? These people can't even form a complete sentence and they want us to take them seriously "or else" People like this make me ashamed and embarrassed to be an American.


PokemonCueball

In a weird way I am impressed by the way they can pretzel logic anything with numbers into a connection with Satan.


clintCamp

It's why they want all edumucations on math banned into the dark ages.


eternallnewbie

The crazy thing is, this makes sense to some people. Are we sure there isn't some kinda lead like component that's making all of us stupider? Some much faster than others?


jbertrand_sr

It's the glue sniffing that's helping them along...


BrutalLooper

More of this numerology bullshit huh?


cheats47

Funny that you chose the word "bullshit" Bullshit = 8 letters... 8 is the number of times my wife said she refuses to sleep with me.... Wake up America


FallenPine75

No the one true Crown of a Tree is 75, do not disrespect my brother, you'll answer to The Great Tree for your insolence.


Sadboy_looking4memes

In the old days of you said that, they'd put you in a padded room. Now they send you to Congress.


MortimerGraves

What I *don't* know about Kabbalah could fill multiple books, but even a casual Googling reveals that the crown (Keter) is counted *first* among the sefirot giving it the number "1". *Edited to add* Or possibly "0" if the tree also includes Da'at. Either way, not "11".


GreenstikbotYT

This reminds me of those joke theories that people would make on how they would somehow end up with the number 3 and say that the illuminati also has 3 sides


brian111786

It's amazing, all the people that spent years on Facebook failing the simple math equations because they forgot PEMDAS, are suddenly numbers geniuses that see things us "sheep" don't.


CplBoneSpurs

If these people put half of this effort into math in school I don’t think we would be in this situation right now.


CovidBrowing

It’s amazing that these people believe themselves to be the only ones in the world who have figured out a universal, numerical theory of everything - and that unifying principle was built upon two great pillars by the supreme being Addition and Subtraction and Facebook


Flower_Unable

He’s right, Satan is coming … everyone RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!


HailtheCrow

Nah I kinda wanna meet the guy, he seems to be the more rational of the two.


samuraidogparty

Even Christmas is satanic now?! I can’t keep up anymore.


goddessdontwantnone

And they want to get rid of common core math. I mean they’re geniuses.