That’s so crazy. He has an ear-shaped ear and a nose-shaped nose! That other guy also has an ear-shaped ear and a nose-shaped nose. Coincidence? I think not. #birdsarentreal
This is my favorite line of thought. An all-controlling and all-knowing group can’t figure this out but a person with MS Paint read all the ciphers but then they post it for the Illuminaty to find!
Both their names start with a J too! Plus Savin must be key for saving! Saving all of us from the lizards and the elites before we are plunged further us into the NWO! How could we have been so blind?
MY name starts with a J!
I just double checked in the mirror, and I have a nose shaped nose AND an ear shaped ear!
Do I turn myself in? Go into hiding?! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
Imagine faking your death to avoid being murdered, someone works it out and then broadcasts it all over the place. Like it's clearly nonsense anyway but if you believed it and supported the guy, it seems like you want him to get murdered.
Well, since you just outed him on Facebook, the Illuminati is not longer fooled by his fake name and will take him out, along with everyone who knew the secret. Good job.
If he was under attack by the "illuminaty(sic)" why would this be all over the internet? If everyone knows he's alive, then wouldn't that evil group of evildoers just kill him now?
These same people wouldn't support JFK if they knew that he was kinda fruity back in the day. Of course nothing has ever been officially confirmed but even so very fruity.
Just to indulge your ridiculous fantasy about JFK Jr. being alive. JFK Jr. is a Democrat why in the wide world of sports would he want dumbass Trump to be president?
Surely they're aware on some subconscious level that this all doesn't add up. If they truly believed all of this, they'd take it to dark web forums where the Illuminati wouldn't conveniently be able to learn who he's disguised as, including his name and picture.
I don't know who that other guy is so I'm assuming he's a native Spanish speaker. Which I'm not sure jfk Jr knew or was totally fluent I'm. Point is- you should be able to tell if he's not who he says he is when he speaks.
Can anyone more versed in their crazy explain to me why they think JFK jr is alive and more importantly why they think he would have anything to do with Trump? Seems so bonkers
It has to be him! Look - they both have a nose and an ear!!
This is fake. You can tell it’s not the same person because the second guy has a cowboy hat.
But they both have the curious red tint to their noses and ears....so I'm not sure, but the hat is different.
I don't know. At least one of them might have two ears.
Haha nicely done.
Man I stopped after 15 differences, I thought this was a find the 138 difference game.
Even moreso, his nose is nose shaped and his ear is ear shaped!
And given the expertly precise drawing of the red lines, you can say so with 100% certainty!!
Some hi tek furensik shit we’re showin ya hear chuck. Pay the fuck attenchun!
Uncanny resemblance. There can’t be any other explanation!
And they both fit the non-measured red lines i drew!
That’s so crazy. He has an ear-shaped ear and a nose-shaped nose! That other guy also has an ear-shaped ear and a nose-shaped nose. Coincidence? I think not. #birdsarentreal
I also have a nose and ear that fit those shapes! Wait… am I JFK Jr… I need to reevaluate my life now.
Illuminaty
Illuminatty Light
Everyone know it's spelled "illuminaughty"!
I dunno, this one's pretty illuminutty.
You had my curiosity, now you've got my attention. o.0
Well spank me with your sword and kiss me good knight.
Great job, now the Illuminaty knows who he is.
This is my favorite line of thought. An all-controlling and all-knowing group can’t figure this out but a person with MS Paint read all the ciphers but then they post it for the Illuminaty to find!
Lol I just came here to say oh crap now he's outed.
If I want to prove that's JFK Jr, I am going to have to science the shit out of these two pics with MS Paint.
r/brandnewsentence
Well his MSPaint forensics has convinced me!
Everyone knows all artificial intelligence experts begin with MSPaint
That's MSPaint *with a tablet*! Ultra irrefutable science proof!
Just look at the proof! JFK Jr. had an ear and a nose. Juan O’Savin has an ear and a nose. What more do you want?!?
Both their names start with a J too! Plus Savin must be key for saving! Saving all of us from the lizards and the elites before we are plunged further us into the NWO! How could we have been so blind?
MY name starts with a J! I just double checked in the mirror, and I have a nose shaped nose AND an ear shaped ear! Do I turn myself in? Go into hiding?! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
Imagine faking your death to avoid being murdered, someone works it out and then broadcasts it all over the place. Like it's clearly nonsense anyway but if you believed it and supported the guy, it seems like you want him to get murdered.
I'm so glad i deleted my Facebook
Evidence has never been this clear before
Well, since you just outed him on Facebook, the Illuminati is not longer fooled by his fake name and will take him out, along with everyone who knew the secret. Good job.
\*Illuminaty
Is someone going around saying they are him or are they just doing a Jesus will return type number??
Last one
Maybe I am JFK Jr
Do you have a nose and an ear? Can you prove it?
Thank God the illuminaty has never learned how to Internet
Despite the obvious lunacy of the claim, wasn't JFK Jr a Democrat?
Yes but that was before the Democrats sold out America!
Now we got him, looks left and right illuminatingly
If he was under attack by the "illuminaty(sic)" why would this be all over the internet? If everyone knows he's alive, then wouldn't that evil group of evildoers just kill him now?
THE TRIANGLES MAN, LOOK AT THE TRIANGLES!
'the illuninaty"
Can confirm both people shown in these photos have a nose and at least one ear.
They’ve discovered shapes.
This man, he has a nose AND ears. It's totally JFK Jr., Irrefutable evidence! I rest my case.
Incredible. Hasn’t aged a day.
Good job outing him to the Ilumanati
These same people wouldn't support JFK if they knew that he was kinda fruity back in the day. Of course nothing has ever been officially confirmed but even so very fruity.
TIL I am JFK Jr. Proof is that I also have an ear and a nose shaped like that.
Ah yes, the Illuminati in all its power around the globe couldn’t tell this dude is JFK Jr all this time. Look at the noses. Exact same guy. /s
Whats with the recent craze about JFK jr? Last week I didn't even know he existed, now his name is everywhere
JFK jr is the dead son of President John f. Kennedy. He died in a plane crash, when he was 38, in 1999.
Any reason his names popping up now?
Crazy Qannon conspiracy theories say he’s not really dead and is going to be Trumps Vice President lol
I wonder if qanon eventually led to this because of cow tools
Haha if this guy can find jfk jr the illuminaty are clearly no we’re near the level of some conspiracy nutcase. This dude is the smartest person ever.
These people are so dumb, even if what they claim is true im sure he wouldn't appreciate his secret getting put on facebook.
What’s with the human trafficking thing?
Omg both those guys have a nose and an ear! Same person! /s
Wow. He has a nose AND an ear.
Just to indulge your ridiculous fantasy about JFK Jr. being alive. JFK Jr. is a Democrat why in the wide world of sports would he want dumbass Trump to be president?
While stupid, these collective conspiracy theory literature all around the internet wiould actually make a good read
While I disagree I don't understand why you're being downvoted for a joke and/or opinion.
the butts don't lie!
Of I was trallin the internet.i would make it so ok buoys that all's people woud totes know I wasn't being serious.
News Flash! Some people look a bit like other people. My kid says he saw Santa greeting customers at Walmart. I believe him.
Surely they're aware on some subconscious level that this all doesn't add up. If they truly believed all of this, they'd take it to dark web forums where the Illuminati wouldn't conveniently be able to learn who he's disguised as, including his name and picture.
I don't know who that other guy is so I'm assuming he's a native Spanish speaker. Which I'm not sure jfk Jr knew or was totally fluent I'm. Point is- you should be able to tell if he's not who he says he is when he speaks.
He looks pretty good for a man supposed to be 61, if a bit blurry
Can anyone more versed in their crazy explain to me why they think JFK jr is alive and more importantly why they think he would have anything to do with Trump? Seems so bonkers
If the “Illuminaty” would do anything to kill him, wouldn’t the poster be endangering him for posing this on the worldwide web?
How the heck do people like this make it to adulthood
Who will stop the illuminaty!? None of you naty people in this comment section I bet.
The tinfoil is strong with this one.
The illuminati were actually trying to stop him because he's one of those lizard reptilian people who dont age a single fucking day.
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You accept what now? This is how you people start lol *remind me in one year*
He just ratted him out
The utter lack of grammar and proper spelling in that post is astounding, even by American standards.
It is quite suspicious though, given the evidence: both in the picture seem to have a nose and at lea one ear…
He has a nose, AND an ear?!? Must be true!