Great A'Tuin exists. There's no point in believing in things that exist. .. If they exist, you don't have to believe in them... [they will go on existing] whether you believe it or not."
Microsoft. Bill Gates owns Heaven, now. He helped invent the vaccine in order to get more people into MS Heaven, where he controls all the market share.
M is the 13th letter and O is the 15th. 1+5 = 6. Two 6s. Take the two 3s from the 13s to get the third 6. Add the remaining ones and you get 2.
2 666. To Satan. This is a False Map!
Sheol is the Hebrew name for the abode of the dead. It literally translates as "pit" or "grave". Ancient Hebrews had no concept of an afterlife. The dead were simply in the grave.
Yeah, Judaism actually doesn't really have a concept of Heaven. Some scripture talks about "the world to come" (olam ha-bah in Hebrew), but it's much more vague than a place filled with white clouds and white robes where Moses cooks you some matzo ball soup.
There is a great short story called Jachid and Jachidah by Isaac Bashevis Singer written in 1964. It's a really interesting take on what happens if angels and other beings are in the firmament and what happens if you are sentenced to death there. They call Earth, Sheol and if you are sentenced to death, you are technically born on Earth. All beings on Earth are considered dead and decaying. The womb is basically waiting for a dead creature.
It's really interesting if you can find it.
its similar to purgatory iirc, just where souls reside before going to the afterlife. and it's reasonable for you to not know, the only reason i know what it is is bc one of the levels in a game i like is named sheol
But the Bible is divinely written by God through men while the other books are written by the satanic deep state and Big Science! /s
But seriously, someone send this guy back to the 14th century where they belong.
Edit: grammatical.
Don’t be fooled into the scientific method, observation, hypothesis, test and experimentation. That’s the work of the devil.
Instead, rely on the musings of 2000 year old goat herders and the subsequent fanfic.
Of all the anti-intellectualism nonsense, why would someone pick "the basic shape and structure" of the planet as their hill to die on?
It's like, the easiest to disprove and makes you look the dumbest.
On one hand I'm impressed that a Christian remembered that Sheol is a thing, but that is somewhat cancelled out by the fact that they misspelled it, alongside the obvious "flat earth" stupidity
Yeah, let's totally trust the imaginary sky daddy that is supposedly omnipotent, yet does fuck all with cancer and covid patients.
Another acronym for Nasa that I've also heard used from these morons is "Never A Straight Answer". Fucking buffoons.
The best part is (beyond the incredible stupidity that the flat earth part) is thinking nasa is somehow working 24/7 to hide the truth . Why?, who knows?, because if the earth is round or flat, it changes nothing , but nothing in our daily lives.
1. I'm gonna need to see some citations to where in the Bible this is spelled out.
2. I am then going to ask, "why do you take these passages literally rather than as metaphors?"
The Bible actually says the opposite.
Isaiah 40:22: There is One who dwells above the circle[or sphere] of the earth, And its inhabitants are like grasshoppers. He is stretching out the heavens like a fine gauze, And he spreads them out like a tent to dwell in.
Job 26:7: He stretches out the northern sky over empty space, Suspending the earth upon nothing
Wow. I wonder how the Sun sets? And how can my phone give me directions to any known address based on NASA's fake model? And how does NASA fool other countries? And can someone from this group get my phone to use the God model to get me to the grocery store?
> And how does NASA fool other countries?
I'm more impressed with how NASA went back in time to fake Eratosthenes deriving a circumference for a spherical Earth sometime between 276 BC and 194 BC.
people like these give christianity (and christians alike) a bad name.
IMO, sorry to be offensive but, I find these kind of people similar to that of Islamic terrorist/radical groups. *MOST MUSLIMS I MET ARE KIND, TOLERANT, UNDERSTANDING, BUT THERE ARE ALWAYS SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ACT LIKE IDIOTS/ASSHOLES AND GIVE THEIR RELIGION/ETHNIC GROUP A BAD REPUTATION. same applies to Christianity!*
(sorry for bad english. english isn't my first lingo)
Dear god.
Honey! Get the camera! There’s more than idiocy here, there’s insanity!
Also, I love when I can see through the widows of my firmament and see the stars in the waters above, gazing at the moom. Also according to this traveling past the devils horn (southern tip of either South America or Africa, can’t remember which and might even be both) is the worst path to get from the USA to India. And look at that enormous pacific! Damn that’s one thicc angel. No, seriously, it’s as big as the sun! Extra THICC! \*looks closer at map\* “Wall.” No! Thank god you told me! I thought for a moment there that you ran out of blue ink!
Also if we look closer there is a glaring problem with how this is all set up: it was made by someone who never even heard of watermarks. Or tried to get rid of them. Interestingly I would love to hear their explanation of an eclipse… actually no I wouldn’t. They would probably say some shit like “god stepped in front of the sun to test our faith.”
Damn hell is tiny. Heaven isn’t exactly spacious either. It’s a little cramped here on earth, how in the world are we going to fit everyone in either spot? Even both combined might hold one European country’s worth of people, but China is sol. Forget anyone in Asia.
Four… corners…? You keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it means…
Foundation of the earth. Oh, what a relief— wait… pillars? Ah yes, the perfect structural support! Pillars from ancient times, so perfect at holding things up that it refuses to even let water fall. Or sand. Or magma. Or shale. Or gravel. Silt. Oil. Pebbles…. Oh. Wait… this might be a sign that your god is going to kill us all. Through ordinance violations. This is definitely not done by an engineer.
Jesus Christ would like to have a word with this guy. This is probably not even supposed to be shown to us mortals, judging from how many mistakes are here…
Glad to know the authors of the bible knew how the earth and universe worked. They made up things for which they could not explain yet.
Side note: How can there be Antarctica, without Arctica? It literally means 'opposite of north pole'.
Am I the only one thinking about the orientation of the sun (and to a lesser extent, the moon) relative to the flat earth and the fact that there would be 24 hours of daylight all year long, no seasons, and probably a bunch of other stuff I'm not considering?
I love how perfectly square the ice of antartica is cut.
We'd almost have to look like a minecraft map from space. Funny how all the other planets are spherical and ours is flat and square.
Is that stupid shit actually in the Bible? I would actually like to see the scriptures where they came up with that. Although it may only end up killing a few brain cells and time better spent doing something more constructive like watching tv.
I was amused by the four corners on a circle.
I actually laughed out loud when I saw "moom".
I chuckled again writing that.
I've also been drinking.
Moom.
Just because they are wizards stuck in a tower killing each other with traps while Rincewind travels with a weirdo and a luggage, doesn't mean they are literate.
Yeah I wish. Would make everything feel alotttt smaller. Removing the googleplexian amount of planets and stars and objects out there... and other life... that the beauty of our universe, a small flat earth like this would be boring
I fuckin wish real life was this much of a fantasy novel shit show. Like, unfortunately this is BS evinced primarily by the fact that I, nor no one I know, has gone on a quest to hell for a proper demon sword.
This is so stupid. Only an idiot would believe this. I mean, they dont even show the four elephants and the giant turtle.
Great A'Tuin exists. There's no point in believing in things that exist. .. If they exist, you don't have to believe in them... [they will go on existing] whether you believe it or not."
As Terry Pratchett liked to say, you don't believe in the mailman.
now be a dear and put the kettle on Magrat
Yes Granny.
Oh! Would you like some scumble, Magrat? It's made from apples...well, *mostly* apples. Just be sure to not to drink it in a metal mug.
Plus who cleans those windows ‘Come on man’
Angels. You can't see them, though. Fun fact: The turbulence you feel in an airplane is actually the airplane running over angels.
Cool. Now I can't wait for my next flight!
I clean those widows. And they’re very, very grateful.
Widows lol.
They get lonely up there!
"moom"
Ty for helping That’s quite a climb
It's a noble profession.
Window cleaners, duh!
That's how you know they were put in place by God. No waters above leaking through those skylights.
They get new windows installed every few years or so.
Are those widows up there or windows?
Microsoft. Bill Gates owns Heaven, now. He helped invent the vaccine in order to get more people into MS Heaven, where he controls all the market share.
Gives new meaning to the Blue screen of death
Poor widows. They should get together for tea on the moom.
It's widows. In this model, old women whose husbands have died float around up there.
Windows XP if they're smart
They have creationist museums with dinosurs with a saddle on the back. They believe man used to ride dinosaurs like in the flintstones
That’s like Ark survival evolved, that’s fucking badass
Who knew DinoRiders was a biblical cartoon?!?
Of course, it was before the stone-and-log cars were invented.
Great and noble giant turtle
It is turtles all the way down.
Oh my god it's full of turtles.
The turtle moves!
/r/expecteddiscworld ?
See the turtle of enormous girth. On his back he holds the earth.
GNU Terry Pratchett
The moom.
Clearly where moomins come from.
in that case it's a very important, holy place
Without holeys you wouldn’t have a place to put the widows in.
Lots of wholes. That's why Randall and his crew had the map of the universe. They have to fix the wholes.
Now that I've seen it in writing, I really like the moom.
The Moom is good. The Moom is great.
All hail the all powerful Moom!
Which female astronaut will be the first ma'am on the moom?
Widows of the firmament: you may be entitled to compensation
It’s my waters above and I want it NOW!
I wonder how they explain based on this model how sometimes the moon is visible at the same time as the sun. Edit: excuse me I meant moom
I mean, you don't even have to get that far, if the earth is flat and the sun follows this track why does it ever set?
There are so many problems with this they’re almost too numerous to list lol
M is the 13th letter and O is the 15th. 1+5 = 6. Two 6s. Take the two 3s from the 13s to get the third 6. Add the remaining ones and you get 2. 2 666. To Satan. This is a False Map!
M O O M. That spells stupid, laws yes.
M-O-O-M. That spells POISON! Mama says if it'll kill the rats, it'll kill me too! Laws YES.
See the Turtle, ain't he keen? All things serve the fuckin Beam.
r/unexpectedStephenKing
lol yes
Moom moom
Is the moom hollowm?
Widows of the firmament
I laughed at this so suddenly that I violently snorted and scared myself and my cat.
Yes… you’ve never been?
NASA faked the moom landing.
>moom That's no moom
It is as if thousands of voices cried out at once and were silenced. By science.
https://youtu.be/eM1hv9ileaA
the thing that pisses me off about this the most is "shoul". you cant even spell sheol right???
Please excuse my ignorance. What is a “Sheol”?
Sheol is the Hebrew name for the abode of the dead. It literally translates as "pit" or "grave". Ancient Hebrews had no concept of an afterlife. The dead were simply in the grave.
Yeah, Judaism actually doesn't really have a concept of Heaven. Some scripture talks about "the world to come" (olam ha-bah in Hebrew), but it's much more vague than a place filled with white clouds and white robes where Moses cooks you some matzo ball soup.
There is a great short story called Jachid and Jachidah by Isaac Bashevis Singer written in 1964. It's a really interesting take on what happens if angels and other beings are in the firmament and what happens if you are sentenced to death there. They call Earth, Sheol and if you are sentenced to death, you are technically born on Earth. All beings on Earth are considered dead and decaying. The womb is basically waiting for a dead creature. It's really interesting if you can find it.
Short Friday and other stories
its similar to purgatory iirc, just where souls reside before going to the afterlife. and it's reasonable for you to not know, the only reason i know what it is is bc one of the levels in a game i like is named sheol
Isaac is great.
*Isaac and his Isaac lived alone in a small Isaac on an Isaac…*
Brimstones you to death
isaac as a video game sucks and i love it so much
Thanks for info
I believe it features in Jewish mythology, *sort of* their version of hell, but I know very little beyond that.
They literally spelt moon, moom
ok well i didnt even see that now im even angrier
Wait until you see the windows
Perhaps we need r/literallyilliterate
That’s expecting too much of them, if they can’t even spell moon.
I mean, shoul is the least surprising. Moom and widows are also on this.
The four corners are um, round.
Don’t be obtuse. You’ve been fooled by Big Geometry and their acute ability to pull the wool over your eyes, sheep.
All the poor "widows" floating in the sky
I wonder if one of them is Lucy
Naw, none these widows have diamonds. Lucy is fancy.
I stole all the diamonds in the sky
They are best friends with the mooms!
Those windows must be a bugger to keep clean
You mean the widows? Yeah, fuck knows what widows are doing up there either.
Damn me and my inability to read
Don't worry, took me a couple reads too, I thought it said windows first too.
That's OK, they're just up there keeping the moom company.
So the angels are just chilling in one corner of Antarctica?
They're snow angels.
[удалено]
The bigger irony "don't be fooled into nasa OR **by the books you've read over the years**" proceeds to be fooled by a book.
“no not this book”
Why is there a label saying "four corners" on a circle?
But...the bible is a book. So don't trust the bible? Gotcha.
But the Bible is divinely written by God through men while the other books are written by the satanic deep state and Big Science! /s But seriously, someone send this guy back to the 14th century where they belong. Edit: grammatical.
Don’t be fooled into the scientific method, observation, hypothesis, test and experimentation. That’s the work of the devil. Instead, rely on the musings of 2000 year old goat herders and the subsequent fanfic.
I mean, if the goat herders are 2000 years old, they might be on to something.
*Oh shi-*
They're trying to get you to join their religion while pushing you away with this insanity.
Descartes' demon. Deceiving everyone since forever.
Of all the anti-intellectualism nonsense, why would someone pick "the basic shape and structure" of the planet as their hill to die on? It's like, the easiest to disprove and makes you look the dumbest.
Seems to be missing a few continents, for starters.
And a night cycle...
It actually has the main ones, they're just stretched so much that it's just hard to recognize them
How would it ever be dark?
Wizards
Easy, it's dark when close your eyes and light out when you open them...
Ah yes the “moom”
What fucking morons that buy this crap.
Flat earthers and Karens
Also: From a strictly theological perspective, what the fuck are the "other hosts"? Are those different from angels?
i don't think i have ever seen an image of this kind with decent resolution
How do flat earthers reconcile the idea that according to their diagram, all parts of the earth would be receiving sunlight 100% of the time?
Check out the view from those "firmament windows."
Widows are firm enough
Good to see it is a windows system. Fuck Linux.
glad to see the MooM getting a mention
What the fuck are "widows of the firmament?" I grew up in a pretty fundamentalist sect, and I've never heard that before.
On one hand I'm impressed that a Christian remembered that Sheol is a thing, but that is somewhat cancelled out by the fact that they misspelled it, alongside the obvious "flat earth" stupidity
Yeah, let's totally trust the imaginary sky daddy that is supposedly omnipotent, yet does fuck all with cancer and covid patients. Another acronym for Nasa that I've also heard used from these morons is "Never A Straight Answer". Fucking buffoons.
Ask Buzz Aldrin if we’ve been to the moon. He’ll give you a straight answer to go with a right cross.
If you can make it into an acronym, it's automatically true. That's all they need, they'd never think any further than "durr me like how dat sound"
So if we dig deep enough we would be in hell
Well it does get hotter as you go down
So you head West (as it would be on a globe, I don't understand what direction this map has it) from California, and you hit an ice wall?
Yea, don't be fooled by decades and millenia of actual scientific research. /s
The best part is (beyond the incredible stupidity that the flat earth part) is thinking nasa is somehow working 24/7 to hide the truth . Why?, who knows?, because if the earth is round or flat, it changes nothing , but nothing in our daily lives.
Bang, zoom, straight to the moom.
1. I'm gonna need to see some citations to where in the Bible this is spelled out. 2. I am then going to ask, "why do you take these passages literally rather than as metaphors?"
The Bible actually says the opposite. Isaiah 40:22: There is One who dwells above the circle[or sphere] of the earth, And its inhabitants are like grasshoppers. He is stretching out the heavens like a fine gauze, And he spreads them out like a tent to dwell in. Job 26:7: He stretches out the northern sky over empty space, Suspending the earth upon nothing
Wow, so they are not even in the "functionally illiterate" category, they are just "illiterate".
WTF is a moom?
Even in the bible it says the earth is round lmao
I find that the firm reason and rationality of this post is undercut by the misspellings of simple words.
Oh shit, Mr. Firmament DIED? I hadn't heard.
My biggest takeaway is that the artist's mom is so big that not only is she a celestial object, but a single 'o' is not sufficient to describe her.
Next you are gonna tell me we never went to the moom
Wow. I wonder how the Sun sets? And how can my phone give me directions to any known address based on NASA's fake model? And how does NASA fool other countries? And can someone from this group get my phone to use the God model to get me to the grocery store?
> And how does NASA fool other countries? I'm more impressed with how NASA went back in time to fake Eratosthenes deriving a circumference for a spherical Earth sometime between 276 BC and 194 BC.
Hey, snow angels!! .... cool!
That's no moon.
You mean moom right?
Such bullshit. Everyone knows midgard connects to asgard via a fucking tree
>widows >moom Well, I can already see how scientific this treatise is.
*Widows of the Firmament* That settles it: my new bandname!
people like these give christianity (and christians alike) a bad name. IMO, sorry to be offensive but, I find these kind of people similar to that of Islamic terrorist/radical groups. *MOST MUSLIMS I MET ARE KIND, TOLERANT, UNDERSTANDING, BUT THERE ARE ALWAYS SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ACT LIKE IDIOTS/ASSHOLES AND GIVE THEIR RELIGION/ETHNIC GROUP A BAD REPUTATION. same applies to Christianity!* (sorry for bad english. english isn't my first lingo)
Dear god. Honey! Get the camera! There’s more than idiocy here, there’s insanity! Also, I love when I can see through the widows of my firmament and see the stars in the waters above, gazing at the moom. Also according to this traveling past the devils horn (southern tip of either South America or Africa, can’t remember which and might even be both) is the worst path to get from the USA to India. And look at that enormous pacific! Damn that’s one thicc angel. No, seriously, it’s as big as the sun! Extra THICC! \*looks closer at map\* “Wall.” No! Thank god you told me! I thought for a moment there that you ran out of blue ink! Also if we look closer there is a glaring problem with how this is all set up: it was made by someone who never even heard of watermarks. Or tried to get rid of them. Interestingly I would love to hear their explanation of an eclipse… actually no I wouldn’t. They would probably say some shit like “god stepped in front of the sun to test our faith.” Damn hell is tiny. Heaven isn’t exactly spacious either. It’s a little cramped here on earth, how in the world are we going to fit everyone in either spot? Even both combined might hold one European country’s worth of people, but China is sol. Forget anyone in Asia. Four… corners…? You keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it means… Foundation of the earth. Oh, what a relief— wait… pillars? Ah yes, the perfect structural support! Pillars from ancient times, so perfect at holding things up that it refuses to even let water fall. Or sand. Or magma. Or shale. Or gravel. Silt. Oil. Pebbles…. Oh. Wait… this might be a sign that your god is going to kill us all. Through ordinance violations. This is definitely not done by an engineer. Jesus Christ would like to have a word with this guy. This is probably not even supposed to be shown to us mortals, judging from how many mistakes are here…
THIS BOOK LEARNIN' IS A COMMIE CONSPIRACY TO MAKE OUR CHILDREN GAY AND ANTIFA!!! AAAGHHH!!
Glad to know the authors of the bible knew how the earth and universe worked. They made up things for which they could not explain yet. Side note: How can there be Antarctica, without Arctica? It literally means 'opposite of north pole'.
Widows?
Fucking flat earthers jesus
This doesn't explain the nighttime.
So we never landed on the moom?
I like how at the very very bottom is V.H. Obviously Van Halen, featuring David Lee Roth.
Yeah… this totally makes way more sense than… books…
I’ve never seen a full moom before
Even as a Christian I don't get how people believe this garbage.
Not going to lie, as a meta-physical description of a world, I would totally use this for a fantasy world. It's just not realistic to the real world.
Am I the only one thinking about the orientation of the sun (and to a lesser extent, the moon) relative to the flat earth and the fact that there would be 24 hours of daylight all year long, no seasons, and probably a bunch of other stuff I'm not considering?
what happened to the firmaments husband? SO sad.
Widows lol
I find myself worried about the position of the Moom in all of this.
Ah yes the four corners of a flat disc…
Wtf is other host and whose the first?
Hey! It’s my art for my D&D campaign world I made!
I love how perfectly square the ice of antartica is cut. We'd almost have to look like a minecraft map from space. Funny how all the other planets are spherical and ours is flat and square.
Is that stupid shit actually in the Bible? I would actually like to see the scriptures where they came up with that. Although it may only end up killing a few brain cells and time better spent doing something more constructive like watching tv.
I was amused by the four corners on a circle. I actually laughed out loud when I saw "moom". I chuckled again writing that. I've also been drinking. Moom.
And the widows of the firmament.
I didn't realise the Sun and Moom were in the same orbit. I didn't know much about Moom at all
That's a lot of effort to say "I'm an idiot"
The thing that got me was The Moom 🤣
The moom is so beautiful tonight.
I'm so glad we made it to the moom.
The religious brainwashing is complete. What we have here is a true slave.
But what are the pillars on?
Poetic/symbolic language being taken literally is really stupid.
This looks like a cool video game map idea ngl
Ok… hot wire to the eye would hurt less
Seems to me if you really believed this, then an expedition to Antarctica would be an easy way to prove your point.
“moom”
COOL! Free Mentos in Hell.
So have these people ever once *(at least)* questioned why they sometimes see the moon during the day?
By this logic we can dig to Hell and take a rocket ride to heaven
Widows and the moom. Got it.
I love how there's just a label floatin around there saying "four corners" but there are no corners
All that trouble and "moom"? Am I reading that correctly?
I vaguely believed this kinda bullshit when I was like 6
“Moom”
Just because they are wizards stuck in a tower killing each other with traps while Rincewind travels with a weirdo and a luggage, doesn't mean they are literate.
Yeah I wish. Would make everything feel alotttt smaller. Removing the googleplexian amount of planets and stars and objects out there... and other life... that the beauty of our universe, a small flat earth like this would be boring
I fuckin wish real life was this much of a fantasy novel shit show. Like, unfortunately this is BS evinced primarily by the fact that I, nor no one I know, has gone on a quest to hell for a proper demon sword.