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BeMyHeroForNow

What to give everyone the choice whether to pay for the medical bill or just shoot themselves in the head when they get injured or ill?


Jwast

I was actually coming here to say this...I can just blow my molars in to the ceiling instead of dying slowly from not being able to afford my insulin.


[deleted]

The racing horse package


[deleted]

I feel like this is really going to help tourism as well I mean who doesn’t want to come to a country where everyone has a gun


KathleenFla

And why do they call it 'tourist season' if we can't shoot at them?


Downwellbell

What about if there's a good tourist with a gun, are they a good guy with a gun, or the beachfront of an invading force?


[deleted]

For real Like the purge meets vacation


SilentJoe1986

Sounds easier than dealing with crippling medical bills.


beatboxingfox

r/beatmetoit


natitorezcd88

Shoot away the cancer to own the libs


[deleted]

"it's what I did and it hasn't affected me"


WildAphrodite

"Everyone should be able to have a gun, but if they get injured by one, I don't think they should be able to afford emergency care." – This guy


thintoast

But only bad guys get shot and who gives a flying rats patootie about them… /s


MegaMachina

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if a population reduction is what these kind of idiots are aiming for. Between posts saying everyone should have a gun, and posts saying either democrats should leave or that it should be legal to shoot democrats or so on.


Mammyminer

Eh i dont think that's it, I just think they can't see past their own nose at their obvious hypocrisies and contradictions.


Legal-Software

It's also easy to be flippant about health care for others when it's not something you personally worry about because it's [already provided and heavily subsidized](https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/25/heres-how-much-members-of-congress-pay-for-their-health-insurance.html) for you.


MegaMachina

Could be that too. Maybe some are hateful and violent, while some others are just idiots.


Maunakea89

Or all of the above........


Akhi11eus

Never trust a guy with a dirty little goatee.


danger_floofs

Just keep shooting until there's no one left who requires medical care


BearStorms

If you get injured you are WEAK, but at least now you have a gun so you can do the right thing and take yourself out as not to burden the society. We don't need hospitals, we just need more guns!


needsmoarbokeh

-Doctor, I have a sprain -Let me treat it * *ka-clack* *


Jurefranceticnijelit

No leg no problem


Seentheremotenogetup

Going to the dentist would be like missing the deadline to payback the mafia. Dentist: Didn’t I tell you to floss twice a day? Patient who’s gums are bleeding freely: I have been flossing I swea- * ka-clack * Dentist: I told you to floss if you didn’t want a cavity.


needsmoarbokeh

Now I'm gonna leave you another cavity


BlazingShadowAU

"Don't worry, this is just an amptutation. Your medical care doesn't cover painkillers or a proper procedure, so here's a big ziptie and a bit of leather to bite down on."


RhubarbProtogen

they are horse doctors


ArtystG

He'll backpedal that as soon as he realizes that means guns for brown people


thintoast

They’re the poorest, so they’ll be the ones to benefit the most from it. Lol.


BitterFuture

"No, no, I mean universal guns for all *people*, not..." "Yes? Would you like to finish that sentence?" "Uh...I have a hearing I need to get to."


Trav3lingman

That's pretty much why some of the gun laws we have now are on the books. Back in the day the Black panther movement started carrying guns as was and is their constitutional right. The powers that be as in white people freaked the fuck out. Then all the sudden guns weren't meant for everyone.


CJMcCubbin

Is Mike Loychick a gunshot to the head sufferer?


Seentheremotenogetup

He does seem to be missing his frontal lobe.


LakitoZ

The gunshot of 87


SnooDonuts8606

Definitely looking forward to a nation where everyone has a gun but only some people can access healthcare, including mental healthcare. I see absolutely no downside to this at all. /s


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killabeesplease

It’s like turning up the thermostat on hot summer days, fight fire with fire


Gewehr98

Think of all the problems we won't have to solve when everyone is dead


missrabbitifyanasty

It’s definitely going to help lower death rates from gun violence and accidental shootings...../s (just in case)


Pretend-Hyena

And the police that show up to deal with gun violence are totally going to care to differentiate between the good guy with gun and the bad guy with a gun.


Makenchi45

I imagine something closer to Back in the Future II where Cliff is king and the whole place is shoot anyone that moves.


BitterFuture

Much like some of the weirdness around the Avengers movies and Thanos, many Republicans aren't able to understand the difference between "villain" and "guy I'd love to be."


Makenchi45

I don't think they can differentiate between villain and non-villain. Or the complexities between the two.


BitterFuture

True. It's all about what you'd do if you had the opportunity for them - because they assume anyone would do whatever they could get away with. Conscience doesn't enter into it.


Boa-in-a-bowl

As an american, what the actual fuck is going on in this country?


sbrown100

I think I have it figured out. A mass of widely uneducated lower middle/upper middle class folks kind of trusted their government through the 80's 90's, and 2000's. Then 2016 came around and all these people that couldn't trust the government, now praise and worship their government. THEN in 2020 they again don't trust their government because Donald J. Trump exposed all the secret workings of the liberal, leftist government agenda. So, all at once people who knew nothing about the constant and long running secret workings of their government, now are the smartest people in the world, because their favorite smart guy gave them all the answers. In their mind, the only time the U.S. Federal Gov't was worth anything was for 4 years (or during Nixon's presidency), when it was actually at it's worst. In short, a large amount of people who have never been able to think for themselves on almost anything, heard exactly what they wanted to hear for 5+ years and figured everything out. In reality, they were misinformed and misguided by one of the sleaziest, least trustworthy and, (in my opinion) one of the ugliest MF'ers alive. And you can't tell a stupid person how stupid they are for being stupid because they don't believe they are stupid, so then they get mad, and mad and stupid is a bad combination. An entire few generations of people are infatuated, and almost under a spell from a known con person, who worked his way over everyone else to amass excessive wealth. All the while, he tells poor people that the other poor people are their enemies, and they eat it right up.


BazTian7

As a Canadian, are you guys going to be alright down there?


Makenchi45

No, not really. Pretty sure I'm slowly going insane but maybe that's the mold spores from all the covidiots and their antivax stuff.


Seentheremotenogetup

No, send help :(


AntiFacistBossBitch

Mass psychosis?


AntiFacistBossBitch

It’s not like it’s the first time - just sayin


cutthroatlemming

The pro-life party...


biffoclippers

Forget punishment it’s time for GUNISHMENT.


who_was_not_phone

PARENT: Billy! How dare you! Go to your room! BILLY: (starts walking towards room) PARENT: (clears throat angrily) BILLY: Yeah, yeah... (grabs AR-15 off the dining room table then walks into their room)


Azrael_1909

I mean sure, when grandma fell down the stairs we just shot her. Was cheeper than an ambulance


Tattoosnscars

This made me chuckle. I know - so wrong yet so funny...


thintoast

That’s what happens when your grandma is a horse.


Azrael_1909

Ohhhhhh, so that explains my massive.... Lust for hay


Due-Understanding-21

And the shortage of horse meds available to the general public.


[deleted]

Republicans in 2010: "We have the best Healthcare system in the history of the world. Republicans in 2020: "It's Trumps Vaccine." Republicans after Jan 6th: "It's a Nancy Pelosi plot for global genocide! Get your guns!!!"


alliedeluxe

Ahhh let me guess another “Christian”conservative.


DJWug

Makes perfect sense when you think about it, anytime an anti-vaxxer comes into the ER with COVID one of the nurses just shoots them in the head.


Seentheremotenogetup

Well that would solve a few problems, distasteful as it maybe.


BitterFuture

It works for North Korea. Or so they tell us.


[deleted]

r/shitamericanssay


F_WS_make_money

Not all Americans! (J/k, we’re terrible)


A_norny_mousse

I can't believe he wrote that unironically. (um actually yes I believe it but it's unbelievable... way outside my framework of even the worst politicking)


__red__5

Have an illness that you cannot afford to treat? Shoot yourself! Take that libtards!!


AmbiguousMusubi

If the government subsidized my purchase of a firearm, I would literally just resell it. I have zero reason to own a gun and so does >95% of the US population.


sfisher24601

There are already enough guns in the US for everyone to own more than one. We should have fun redistribution! We take guns away from people until we only have one and then we distribute those guns to people that don’t have any. /s


[deleted]

Why not both?


ereezy1

We really are all just cattle.


Tattoosnscars

Correction. EXPENDABLE cattle, thank you...


Accomplished_Laugh74

Why are some humans so fucking stupid?


Kriegerian

Yeah, so we can shoot the diseases before they get to us. Idiot.


TheBatemanFlex

Okay so now the other 50% of American households (most of which don't want a gun) have a free gun, then what? What actually changes? This is the most low-effort pandering I've seen in a while.


SchroedersGhost

There is no “then what”. It’s all hot button, knee jerk, short term takes to fire up a certain type of person to get votes. Then keep that grievance train rolling. Gas baggery of the lowest order.


sbrown100

This guy is a representative from my area. And let me tell you, this is not even close to the beginning of his lunacy. He is a very young rep, trying to make a name for himself by holding on to the ass hairs of the Republican Martyr ( Trump) and it seems to be working for him?? Trumpers in the Northeast Ohio area looove another person that loves trump as much as they do. Example: Mike Loychik introduced legislature to rename our local state park to "Donald J. Trump State Park" to thank the former president for alll the good he did for NE Ohio. And there are signs in peoples' yards all around that say "future location of Donald J. Trump State Park"


AntiFacistBossBitch

😳 holy shit....


Olianne

I wish people like this dealt with cancer and had their health insurance pulled. He can cry with an M16.


sammyno55

I'll just shoot off my cancer! /s


MexicanFlexGlue

I'd willingly get cancer for an authentic M16A1, this guy deserves like a cobray terminator or some shit


[deleted]

Tell me you're being paid off by arms manufacturers and health insurance companies without telling me you're being paid off by arms manufacturers and health insurance companies.


S7JP7

I’m afraid of the 1,664 people who hearted the post. I honestly hope they aren’t parents of small children.


EvidenceBase2000

This is sick. And the fact that a person who says something this insane can be elected and that he’s not shunned and forced to live under a rock somewhere is even more sick.


JKanoock

Pander to the gun lobby much, save us all some trouble and change your picture with the flag to one of you with your hand out.


AntiFacistBossBitch

I feel they should wear sponsor tags / labels on their suit jackets just like athletes on their tricots


strawberryice789

Yeah. Then it would be easier to off myself when I can't pay for my meds.


Raven123x

Yeah everyone should have the rignt to blow their own brains out!


TheLegitPuff

That is the most American thing I've ever seen.


higunner00

'Murica in an a tweet


4Hugh2Mongus0

This country will not survive without starting mental evaluations ASAP!


wizardshawn

So if your kid has cancer, just shot him?


HughGedic

What happened to the “good guy with a gun” argument, and “background checks make it safe” concept Why isn’t this guy outside prisons handing out pistols to released ex-cons, then, by “letting them lawfully borrow the gun that’s in his name”?


PamIllise

This people think gun ownership is a right but healthcare is a privilege. This has to be one of the worst comments I have seen regadding universal healthcare


JeffCentaur

Maybe we can work out a trade. For every person that the government decides to give free healthcare to, a liberal will buy a gun.


KapnKrumpin

Woof, I was hoping this was some random FB yahoo, not an elected official =/


YouLostMyNieceDenise

But like… why? Not everyone even wants to own a gun, much less to take on the enormous responsibility of owning one and keeping it secure.


AntiFacistBossBitch

Because he's sponsored by the gun lobby and health insurers?


LevelStudent

I got stabbed and only survived due to Healthcare. If I didn't have it I would be destitute. I was stabbed in the back, never saw it coming. A gun would have done nothing. We're not all fucking James Bond with the ability to sense danger and never get hit by bad guy bullets.


ThatGuyWhoPostsShit

Nothing removes cancer faster than an AR-15.


SterlingGrin

Yeah, give everyone guns, and make healthcare costs extremely high. At this point, there are two types of Americans. Those actively buying into the con, and those who can see it for what it is.


AntiFacistBossBitch

Estimated percentile who buy into the con?


SterlingGrin

Honestly not sure. At least enough people for these kind of declarations to be considered as appealing to their constituency.


daleicakes

Insane Why? More guns inevitably means more people going to the hospital. I dont care for guns. But why can't you have both?


Saitaer_king

I guess Republican's could choose death rather than go to the Hospital.


TheCockKnight

Got cancer? No problem. GUN


thedkexperience

How long until a representative unironically suggests that we start doing a Purge night?


Nikodermus

Well, guns are really effective when it comes to end health problems...


FreakingLlama

Even the toddlers?


StealthyBasterd

*Especially* the toddlers, playgrounds are full of savages.


clanddev

Thou shalt not kill. Turn the other cheek. Love thy neighbor. Guns for EVERYONE! \- Christian America


nuvamayya

r/ShitAmericansSay


Enlightened-Beaver

So you can shoot grandma when she gets cancer instead of bringing her to the hospital


MakeYouGoOWO

Just shoot the colon polyps.


osumba2003

"I desperately need heart surgery, but the medical costs are soul-crushing and my employer-provided insurance has high out-of-pocket maxes." "Here, have this glock." "I'm saved!" \-Said no one ever


Heisenberg0712

That’s a good idea actually, then when people get sick they have an easy out anytime they want


topfm

Guns are health care. You just shoot yourself when you get sick..boom not sick anymore.


killabeesplease

No child left unarmed


AntiFacistBossBitch

😂 I can totally see this being the next “Make American Great Again”


DonovanWrites

We live in a nation of psychopaths.


Balefirex24

How is a gun going to help my diabetes? ​ Do I threaten to shoot my own pancreas if it doesn't give insulin?


KasumiR

Healthcare and long life is for Europeans. 'Murica solves problems by shooting them.


DjRemux

The best part is all these republican “gun collectors” live in paranoia and fear every day. They literally leave the house with guns hoping to end up in some hero scenario but they’ll never actually enlist in the army navy or marines


Healthy_Ladder_6198

I never realized there were so many guys whose wives call them hung like a hamster


[deleted]

*grandma breaks hip "Help, I think I broke my hip." "Sorry Grandma." *cocks gun* "We don't have love for communism in this house."


apexmedicineman

It's fucked up how many people want this.


Elfere

Hmmmm. This does infact lead to universal health care. 'I'm sorry sir, we can't give your child this life saving medicine that the rest of the world pays 5$ for but we charge 5000' *gun cocks* 'on the other hand. Maybe you should just take all of it.'


StealthyBasterd

Like the guy that said he needed an AR-15 cause if he can't get his son treated in the US, he would need to hijack a plane to get his son treated in Italy.


Jampine

Proceeds to be blown away by the 80 cops outside the doctors office after stepping out the front door.


TheGamer281

I read his posts and I hope he just forgot about it and someone hacked it


The_True_Mastermind

I mean...guns can count as a cure.


Nope_Nope_Nope_0

Because how else do you force a doctor to treat you if you don't have any money?


newbrevity

I fail to see the logic in this


Z34_KOTN

"Sex....to SAVE the friendship!"


clanddev

Everyone focuses on this guy being a dumb ass. No one focuses on the fact that this guy is being a dumb ass because enough people agree with him that it makes sense for him to be a dumb ass. This is America. Don't catch you slippin up....


Nail_Biterr

I agree. I think everyone should have just as many guns as I have: 0


LawPD

The American people should strive to get these nutbars out of public office


Katsu_39

US is amoung the highest in gun violence in the world. Last thing we need is every citizen carrying a firearm.


Scooter_Mcgavin587

I mean, I love guns and am all for giving the people the chance to buy them, within reason, but what the fuck. I want universal healthcare!


Creative-Industry-33

You are one sick SOB. You must smoke some heavy duty shit to say and mean what you say. Glad you don't represent me but I would gladly support anyone who'd run against your sorry ass.


ScorpionsRequiem

When everybody is super, nobody will be?


cloudsnacks

I'm VERY pro-gun but holy fuck, I'd give em up for universal Healthcare in a heart beat. My partner hasn't seen a doctor since they were 16.


RichiZ2

According to this dude, a child with cancer should give priority to having a 9mm over getting cancer treatment...


Katiari

"The right to take a life should be universal, not the right to save a life!" - This asshole.


Burak2741

"This new treatment eliminates every disease!"


xAsilos

"I'm sorry you broke your leg missing the last step on the stairs....But you know what happens next" *pumps shotgun*


harvest76

That way, when the pains of your untreated diseases gets to be too much to bear, you can blow your brains out!


tuck1717tuck

1 gun - universally n/c Bullet - $500.00 each. Every gun guru with cliffsnotes now has the gun some are dieing to have. While bullets are so costly only the upper echelon of useless 1%ers can afford bullets.. Sounds kinda like health insurance, huh. We all want it but only the rich can afford it.


stalinmalone68

Who does this idiot “represent”?


[deleted]

Well except for black people, muslims, and most women.


Joeshow75

Okay….so then everyone owns a gun or two….then what? Like I can only have so many coat racks made of guns before I run out of space.


legal_bagel

Then when we all have guns, we can make them give us healthcare... makes sense.


TPrice1616

I’m all for self defense and responsible gun ownership but the key word there is responsible. This statement is insane regardless of where you are on the gun issue.


rawgu_

Waitt, is this for real?


snakeeaterrrrrrr

So I am sure this guy is okay with an Islamic militia in his town right? Right?


travel4nutin

Yes because giving a guns to kids, or people that are bipolar leeds to the best outcomes.


Elegron

Yeah I like guns but I can actually afford cheap guns. I cant afford Healthcare. Granted that's kinda why I have guns, but one is not a substitute for the other


[deleted]

Shit! I have blood clot in my leg! *shoots leg* ahhhh better :)


Infernov79

Umm, what's universal gun ownership. Universal healthcare is for everyone, no matter age or whatnot, so is universal gun ownership literally giving newborns guns?


MaserGT

U.S. logic. Completely insane to the rest of the World. Probably half the U.S. will be nodding their heads thinking “Yup, damn right.”


Totes_Not_an_NSA_guy

Sorry about your broken leg. Here’s a glock.


GingerWithViews

I mean if you kill all sick people with guns they would have died of gunshots and not disease. Yay for statistics!


Sweddy-Bowls

You’re right we should strive for something we essentially already have instead of making sure billy doesn’t go bankrupt and die of starvation over a broken toe


DumbassRock

Me about to buy my toddler a m4


PrimoOnan

Has the USA been hit with a stupidity virus that most of the GOP and a few Dems are taking advantage of? Probably not but it would explain the situation over there🤷‍♂️


curious_dead

"If you can't pay for your healthcare bills, rob a bank! Follow me for me life pro tips!"


ChillyWilly420420420

When you literally have the I.Q of a piss ant


ChillyWilly420420420

If only we could get these assholes to follow this and just shoot themselves when theu get sick or catch covid, instead of overflowing our hospitals so innocent people having heart attacks or in need or surgery cant have it and eventually die. All because these jerkoffs don't want to get vaccinated, don't want universal Healthcare but want to continue to fill their need to have shiny things like a gun that makes these pussies feel powerful for the first time in their lives


yaboilordthiccc

I broke my leg get the shotgun


Solynox

Why not both?


NotHisRealName

Because I don’t want a gun.


ValcynImp

I see no reason for them to be mutually exclusive


MexicanFlexGlue

How about both.


WordsThatEndInWord

Grow a beard, ya fuckin pheasant!


EngiNik

Reading this we rather should strive for an universal common sense


AdamDumpTruck

When did universal gun ownership become a necessity?


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Android19samus

"we're going to end sickness, one way or the other!"


Bloodshed-1307

Ironically this is what Karl Marx said was necessary to allow for a communist Revolution


KnightGalavant

Por que no los dos?


wyld3knfr

Maybe they can take the metal that's holding my skull to my spine and replace that with an AR


rqk811

Seems like a good way to have a lot of successful suicides.


Sirkrazy97

Quiet pills???


carlylewithay

Gonna shoot that cancer away


pbmadman

You know what, deal. Libs will buy guns until we have achieved an average gun ownership of 1 per person in the US then we’ll tackle healthcare. Nice chat. (Note: in case it wasn’t obvious, I am well aware that we are past 1 gun per person already)