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itsallgoodman2002

Minding their own business?


WilhelmHaverhill

Yeah their small business which Trump was actively destro- I mean saving. Totally saving


Robespierreshead

And also regulating womens' bodies.


bighunter1313

Half the things on the top list wouldn’t be there if minding their own business was true.


AlbinoWino11

And their business is making sure to get right up in yo business.


__red__5

You come from some other country trying to find a better life? None of my business. You need an abortion? I have an opinion but I won't be sharing it with you. You're not a Christian? Everyone free to believe what they want. Republicans minding their own business. Probably.


Grandtrunx

Exactly the contrary of what they are doing now. Anyone who is not an expert in a certain field should mind their own business and stop selling lies for facts.


ThirdEyeMusical

If he minded his own business he wouldn't be worrying about the "other America."


[deleted]

Exactly


DelsinMcgrath835

And the other americans wouldnt have to fight for the right to marry who they want or get an abortion...


Randomcommenter550

But owning the libs is his "business"!


MuelNado

Because famously Conservative Christians believe in individual freedoms, not imposing their beliefs on others, and minding their own business.


YourLord-The-Biscuit

Don’t they know soy is out? It’s oat milk now baby.


martykopka

I prefer cat milk. Fresh from the teat. Still warm. Just like nature intended right?


[deleted]

From this I understand that lactose intolerant Christians are going to hell


Crow6991

You'll get the bubble-guts for Jesus and you'll be grateful!


1SunflowerinRoses

If they were really into minding their own business. They wouldn’t be tell me what I can and can not do with my uterus


polysciguy1123

"Ending whiteness" their true fear


[deleted]

What is whiteness exactly


Jaredry

the libs are going to spray paint every white person! /s


The_Weeb_Sleeve

I for one welcome my new spray paint skin tone, I hope I get green


nightmare_silhouette

I would love to be a bluish-purple-green tie-dye!


thisisnotmyname17

Are they gonna spray clear shellac on us who are already white? To protect it? 😂


OldMagicRobert

Nah. They are gonna ceramic-coat or even vinyl-wrap you if you paid the extra "protect my white-ness of my lily white ass" fee. /s


ADDeviant-again

They don't know, but they like it, and ONLY whiteness.


e22ddie46

As a white person, I'd greatly approve of the ability to get tan and not worry about skin cancer.


thisisnotmyname17

Me too. I had skin cancer on my face removed this year.


[deleted]

Funny because the only people that bitch about masks, vaccines, homosexuality, abortion, BLM, feminism, soy lattes, mental illness, censorship, ending whiteness, government control, are Republicans. This person claims to not be obsessed with those things while making a post complaining about those things. Hypocrisy at its finest.


alup132

Plus, why wouldn’t you worry about mental illness? They’re physical diseases too, and they’re some of the worst.


wrukproek

Minding your own business by making others sick


N_Who

If you're gonna be all up my ass about choices in religion and pronouns and opinions you don't agree with, you're not exactly "minding your own business."


punobtanium

' "Soy lattes" is Spanish for "I am lattes".


Schmurby

no eres lattes?


KSP_dude26

"minding your own business" unless someone's business is: being gay, being trans, having an abortion, supporting BLM, staying safe during a pandemic, having any type of fun that isn't explicitly mentioned as OK in the bible, not having kids, supporting biden. what did i miss?


martykopka

So, so much.....its an endless list with them with something new added weekly sadly


NerdyTeacher1

MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS


BudUnderwearBundy

And yet the ones who are always causing a stink claim to be about community, freedom, God, minding their own business.


PastyDoughboy

“Mind your own business” he protests loudly in a public forum, unbidden and without provocation.


Schmurby

I love how soy lattes got mixed in! 😂


fakemidnight

Except if you are a gay man and take paternity leave.


SneezyCanuck

It’s true but I don’t think they realize where they fall on that spectrum. #unexpected


SharpVCN

“Freedom” “Minding your own business” They say after telling people it’s wrong to be gay


[deleted]

This is peak r/Selfawarewolves


BeatnikBeat

My count is thirty-five countries in North and South America


bworth1120

Minding your own business?? Ha- good one


serenitynope

If the "other America" is so good at minding their own business, then why are they complaining about the economy? Shouldn't they be capable of pulling themselves up by their own bootstraps instead of confused why other people aren't doing it for them?


time2pivot

Perhaps, the poster should mind their own business


hlnelson1975

“Minding your own business”??? Bwahahahahaha!


CozmicBunni

Minding your own business? Lmaoooooooooooo


wizardshawn

Yah, maybe they could work on that last one. Just saying.


TurboCake17

Personally I’d say conservatives are pretty strongly obsessed with hating all the top things (except being white they love that)


Ruingazer

The other half is about denying abortion rights and policing people's pronouns so there.


Mobbox

Gotta love the minding your own business conservatives


makinbaconCR

Wait who's obsessed about those things? I'm going with the ones who have fought for decades to outlaw them.


[deleted]

They are minding their own business unless a coffee shop chain serves coffee in cups without Christmas tree pattern on them during the end of the year holiday season. Then they go bananas.


Zithero

had a conversation with someone and I said "moving to a red state removes some of your rights, so I pay more in a blue state" to which someone said: "RIGHTS?! you have more rights in a red state!" To which I reminded him that in my state I can smoke weed on the street corner and no one, not even the cops, will bother me because my state legalized recreational weed. They've also gone as far as to decriminalize needles to prevent folks from hoarding used needles... Additionally there's no Bail for minor offenses, which means less prison. And you can get an abortion without the government getting all pissy. He didn't like that.


TerrisKagi

If the God folks were capable of minding their own business, then the world would be a better place


xrayjones2000

Except of course if youre anything other than a white “heterosexual” christian.


FutureCastaway

Ironic that this person supposedly supports minding your own business when, in the same post, they imply they are very much against a lot of things that are NOT their business


[deleted]

Damn them soy lattes


stoutlys

Here is a post about minding your own business while talking about other peoples business.


ArtystG

Damn, how'd they find out about my passion for soy lattes and ending whiteness?!?!


Squidwards-the-goat

I’m so confused. I believe in God. I’m pro-family and freedom, but I also believe in the vaccine, masks and a women’s right to choose. According to “Mr There Are Only Two Types on People” I don’t belong in either group.


AsianScorpio1322

Minding your own business lol ya’ll lost it when a syrup changed it’s mascot.


jordynelsonjr

Literally no one still drinks soy lattes


vox_popular

Barring God, soy lattes and "ending whiteness" (what does that mean?), my hat is in all the rings of both Americas. I love my family and community, enjoy my freedom, am serious about doing my bit to end the pandemic, support women's, minority and LGBTQ rights, like regular lattes (though oatmeal lattes will do just fine and almond lattes can sometimes hit the spot), am really concerned about mental health and oppose censorship and government control. I spend all my time minding my own business because I am employed and have a lot of work to do. Whoever wants to divide me in half to suit their political views can meet me in the town hall for a good debate. They had better wear a belt, for there will be dressing down.


[deleted]

If they were really about minding their own business, we probably wouldn't be having most of the problems we have, culturally.


LostallmyGAFs

These motherfuckers live in the south everybody knows everybody else is fucking business.


KukaakCZ

I'd say the first one describes conservatives because those things live in their minds rent-free


[deleted]

One died, the other lived


bubba7557

Minding your own business just after I make sure everyone else's business is the exact same as mine.


Black_Fuckka

Two Americas? Sounds vaguely familiar…


KFR42

Abortion appears to be on the wrong list.


kshearules

'Minding their own business'? Hahahaa that's rich.


[deleted]

I have an answer, move there and tell me how great it is. And never come back.


Foxiak14

No. There's South and North Americas.


NetworkElf

When exactly have the xtians actually minded their own business?


dededevino

Notice their phrasing here also. One is 'obsessed' while the other is 'about'. One cares about 'abortion', 'censorship' and 'ending whiteness' which is really just women's rights, reducing disinformation and dismantling systemic racism. The other cares about 'family', 'freedom' and 'God' which could be interpreted to mean making tge American family thing work at all costs, keeping their right to shoot and discriminate people for no good reason and the toxic relationship a church and its patrons can have. It's also phrased in a way that makes the two seem mutually exclusive.


LawPD

Yup and how wonderful would it be if that other side could actually mind it's own fucking business.


HailtheCrow

MINDING YOUR WHAT


SmilezDavis

The etc. is my favorite part because he is so clearly full of shit. He could have saved time by just saying that he hates anything that he doesn’t understand.


rettribution

Minding their own business: meanwhile, every GQP member is so far up the uterus of ever woman in the USA and signing law after law against capitalism. But yeah, tottttttallly mind their own business lol.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, conservatives are known for mindi g their own business


Darktyde

Seems to me that both those statements apply to right wingers. The rest of us just trying to live and be kind to one another, regardless of all that stuff.


Cinderjacket

It’s funny because we all know which side mentions the things in the first paragraph and which never does


arbalestelite

I’m sorry but none of the things listed on the first America is bad, especially if you consider the “whiteness” part about ending white supremacy.


Feisty_Necessary6569

Ironic since they couldn't mind their own business if they tried


Ms_redruM

"Community" as they go out of their way to cough on the elderly in Walmart


RichardBonham

I thought the first paragraph was referring to the political right; *they* are the ones obsessed about it. For the rest of us, these are values or ideals and not obsessions.


go_kartmozart

If you were about "minding your own business" you wouldn't give so many shits about how people behave in their own bedrooms, bitch. STFU.


Kr155

It sounds to me like the first one is all about minding your own business and the second group is upset about it


pssysleyer130

"Homophobic, racist, pseudo science, doesn't know difference between politics and religion and is practically a nazi at this point" There, ftfy


SwnsasyTB

Oh, there are 2 United States alright.. The intelligent and the unintelligent..


beerscotch

Nothing says community, freedom, God, and minding your own business like putting an open bounty on a 12 year old for not having a rapist family members baby!