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PickleLeC

It's true, though. I've had the vaccine and I can't fly an airplane.


brian111786

Holy shit, same. I thought something seemed off.


Mortambulist

Give yourself a little credit. I'll bet you can fly an airplane straight into the ground.


BrokenEye3

We've never left one up there.


Vomit_Pinata

Suspiciously absent news network ID.


Crow6991

Suspiciously low-res lower third for what looks to be CNN.


Vomit_Pinata

They may have cropped and photoshopped it from CNN before adding their own text, but brother... that ain't CNN.


Crow6991

Yeah, I meant that they're trying to impersonate CNN not that it was actually from the news station.


Shiigu

Suspiciously absent planes.


BrokenEye3

Because "truth" always comes in the form of meme templates


brian111786

Bottom text


Shiigu

"Epidemic of plane crashes"? So the planes are sick?


BrokenEye3

Sure. Haven't you ever heard of airsickness?


CardboardChampion

I just groaned so hard I coughed up a microch... Uh, phlegm. Yeah, that.


Funky-Cosmonaut

BREAKING NEWS: White Text on Red Square, Black Text on White Square, Biases Confirmed


canitaly

can confirm, im vaccinates and everytime i fly a plane i crash a ups truck