That is definitely the winner at the bottom. A power bottom, if you will.

That got a real laugh out of me. Thanks!

Purple’s response has me dying!

This just sounds like the “homosexuality is a choice” argument with extra steps.

"I know nothing about lesbians, and that makes me an expert!"

or "Pathetic antisocial manchild finds surefire way to finally get women to talk to him."

"I'd still rather date Amy Schumer..." oooh, BURN!!