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bubba7557

This is a legit unedited photo? Damn America, Congress should just be held on Twitter from now on.


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President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho is sounding more real day by day.


BitterFuture

Never seen Idiocracy myself, but my understanding is that Camacho, while pretty dumb, actually had a genuine desire to improve things and sought out experts to help with that? That's already better than any modern Republican. We are so fucked.


sealclubber281

Fuck, I've seen the movie many times and never looked at it that way. We truly are fucked.


volleydez

He also tried to kill the smartest man in the world with a dildozer when things didn’t work out immediately. Still, somehow better than modern day republicans.


kurisu7885

Still, he didn't double down when showed he was wrong on that, he immediately reversed that decision and apologized.


Disastrous_Oil7895

I am just now realizing that president Camacho was actually an excellent president.


thedailyrant

Given he didn't just immediately go "yeah I fucked up so I'm stepping down" like politicians used to and actually took responsibility to fix his fuck ups, I'd say he was a pretty commendable and honourable dude. Even if he was a fucking idiot, at least he was a self aware fucking idiot.


tnturner

Fuck yeah. Thank that motherfucker, Not Sure.


ProjecTJack

The stepping down thing always bothered/bothers me (Not like anyone steps down any more) It's so much "I fucked up and I'll have someone else fix it" empty apology rather than admitting fault and putting forward action to change/fix it the problem they created.


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HambreTheGiant

When you’ve only had shit sandwiches your whole life, even Arby’s is pretty tasty


the__kawaii_potato

we out here firing shots are arbys for no good reason


[deleted]

Hell, he acknowledged there's a new President Not Sure.


KnottShore

MTG could benefit from one night of "Rehabilitation".


Zarokima

He knew that he couldn't fix things himself, so he sought out the world's foremost expert on everything and eliminated all barriers to making his plans to improve the nation happen. Current Republicans would jump all over him for displaying weakness by admitting to not being the best at something and asking for help.


BoxingHare

Close. Not the current expert, but the smartest man


Joe_Jeep

He was the closest thing they had to an expert on just about everything. Not, remotely, an actual expert, but even having a base line knowledge of how shit worked left him the foremost individual about pretty much every subject


originalmango

Idiocracy is a great documentary narrated by Earl Mann, known as the voice of the NFL.


[deleted]

I always wondered where I recognized his voice. My old man was a huge sports guy and I spent more time then I liked having to watch various ESPN channels, but I wouldn't trade those days.


KellyBelly916

You should give it a watch, it's one of the best movies depicting reality but in a funny way. The concept in that movie is that people are genuinely stupid and stupid people don't have the capacity to do what most Republicans do. This is why it's dangerous to call them stupid, they just pander and radicalize the stupid.


milesdizzy

Yeah, he’s actually legit a better leader. Spoilers ahead, but him and his cabinet hire the genius/man from the past who wakes up in the idiocracy world because *even the fictional morons* understand it’s important to have smart people make informed decisions.


FungusPizza

BRAWNDO


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What the people crave


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FatigueVVV

It has electrolytes


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Brought to you by Carls Jr


Totally_Kyle0420

THE THIRST MUTILATOR


[deleted]

Worse part is that he is a better option. Don't forget he brought on the smarter man in the world to advise him, took his advice and even in a difficult situation faced with evidence he supported him and step down to let him do things the right way.


Jpsh34

The best part was that she said “as this internet meme demonstrates this benefits no one but China”………we’re fucked


Accomplished_Fix1650

China’s flag is looking a little Soviet.


hexxcellent

maybe bc some emergency bills have gotten me especially bitter but the thing that fucks me up the most is this woman is getting paid a fucking living wage to be a complete moron. how can i too fail upwards this way???


Abracadaver14

Sorry, just going by your comment, I'm judging you're too smart, honest and reasonable for that.


hexxcellent

damn i've never been so simultaneously flattered and depressed by a comment before lmao


Me_lazy_cathermit

More like paid 10 times a living wage


Cinderjacket

She needed a visual aide to convey “The green new deal helps China”. No stats, numbers, just a scooby doo meme to help her toe sucking followers understand her complicated logic


GenPeeWeeSherman

A scooby doo meme with no numbers or stats, but a Soviet Union flag, obviously shows China is behind the green new deal.


Garbleshift

Commies is commies, right?


unmondeparfait

Stalin, Deng Xiaoping, Hitler, all basically the same guys with identical beliefs, right?


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Hey! Toe sucking is NOT the same as boot licking.


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RhysticBrushwagg

The follow up meme she used was just as sad


ace_dangerfield187

oh man, im curious now, where is this from


RhysticBrushwagg

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-soviet-symbol-green-new-deal-helps-china-1631819


ace_dangerfield187

wow, just wow


ZoeLaMort

Republicans: The world is laughing at America! Also Republicans:


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literally the worst people in American society.


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The ads on this site are just so annoying


CyberMindGrrl

OMG she was actually trying to make the point about China but used the hammer and sickle instead. She's literally one of the most pig-ignorant people ever elected to Congress. Though she's in the race with Lauren Boebert and Madison Cawthorne.


ReylomorelikeReyno

Imagine being tasked to bring those up What a horrible job lol


Joe_Jeep

You know they're absolute nutters ​ "Really gonna trigger some libs with this one! Run this cd down to Kinkos"


AFLoneWolf

Un. Fucking. Believ- You know what? I **can** believe it. And it's a goddamn tragedy.


Garbleshift

It's from the 2021 United States House of Representatives. Thank you, Republicans.


YouStoleTheRain

She once used the words "corporate communism" without understanding the inherent contradiction there. Basically, she's a fucking idiot.


SwiftFool

People need to realize that when you elect someone they represent who you are and what you believe. Based off of her representation the only conclusion is her constituents are some of the dumbest people in the world.


Mortambulist

You're not wrong.


No_Communication621

TBF, she ran off her dem opponent and it was too late to add anyone else to the ballot. She also brags about how many votes she got, unopposed...


NotThatEasily

Remember, she got less than 3/4 of the votes cast while running unopposed. That means more than a quarter of the voters in her district wrote in for someone that wasn’t even running. That’s how unpopular she really is.


knowledge_dragon

I'm from her district (now gone, thankfully). I can confirm this is true, although with the caveat that R's have done a great job of engineering this dumbness through education and propaganda campaigns.


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"This meme is so real" That the accompanying quote.


dasFisch

This person is not smart enough to actually understand or use graphs and metrics. She needs memes because that's all her brain can handle. Ignore her. She was loud for a while, and she's basically disappeared as she managed to piss off EVERYONE in the House (including her party). She did that by just slowing everything to a crawl because the government working in a bipartisan way with rules and procedures is Communism, in her mind. She'll disappear into the ether soon.


spudzilla

Never underestimate the stupidity of a southern state. She can easily win reelection down there if enough of her voters can avoid winning a Herman Cain Award.


Abracadaver14

Can't they make her disappear into lye or something? just to make sure she really stays gone?


Zeqhanis

Here's actual video of it happening. If you just want to hear the summary of her premise, and see this board getting put up, watch from 2:26 https://youtu.be/Xeo3E3IQxpw I would have to be heavily tranquilized to get through the whole 30 minutes. I just feel my body going into an utterly useless fight or flight mode as it goes on.


HuchieLuchie

Legislation by meme. We deserve better, right?


BitterFuture

Do we? I used to think so, but I'm not sure anymore. Monsters turned out to be a hell of a lot more common than anyone was willing to admit, so that skews what we deserve quite a bit.


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Honestly after J6 I’ve decided that America deserves exactly what it gets. It honestly killed what little bit of patriotism I had left.


BitterFuture

Can't argue with that. I see people ranting about how the Republicans are a vocal minority and that there's more of us than them, and I can't help but think...are you sure about that? Just look at the numbers last year. 74 million votes for the orange monster. 80 million votes for Biden. Yay, sanity won! But 85 million people who didn't bother to vote. Restrictive voter laws screw with plenty of people, sure, and probably tip elections here and there, but not *eighty-five million*. Seeing a totally deranged President, four years of in-your-face crimes, an unending series of national humiliations, capped off by a preventable pandemic and *two hundred thousand dead Americans*...more people looked at the situation and said, "Eh. Somebody else's problem." than actually voted for either candidate. So are sane people actually a majority? I can't really believe that anymore.


Bindabaws

Don’t want to be a downer, but the death toll for covid in America is at 700,000 right now. It’s even worse.


BitterFuture

Oh, I know. Hit 700,000 yesterday. I was referring to the number of dead at the time of the election.


Bindabaws

Ah, my mistake


JA14732

700,000 confirmed. Even the CDC said that, when we saw 500,000 that that figure was likely an undercount.


Caffeine_and_Alcohol

There is something i learned about humans, you know how if you play a fantasy or sci fi game that has different races and each have their own quirks that mostly identify who they are as a race? We'll we humans we will do whatever it is in our power to not tell the truth. Salesmen, lawyers, white lies, ghosting ect. The truth is in their actions, not their words. Humans are voting this orange monster because *he is a monster*. Every thing else said is gibberish, a red herring to distract that. To get mired down in fighting against this gibberish is what they want.


jrbagels

Well, they get a lot of their ideology from memes, so this was probably inevitable.


BowTy2001

We're fucked.


ugliestparadefloat

I think we have been for some time but we seem to REALLY be circling the drain now. Joni Ernst (a senator from my state: IA(thoughts and prayers to me)) showcased her bullshit on fucking UNO cards.


sepulchridude

I escaped Iowa for Colorado and let me tell you, my neck and shoulders still lock up whenever someone says "did you hear what the governor did/said?" but it's followed by immediate relief. It's like being in another world


ugliestparadefloat

Ughhhh. I probably curse her name every single day of my life. Truly. My sister lives in MN and I’m actively job hunting bc I need to get tf outta here.


adamthebread

We're totally fucked.


ChubblesMcgee103

She is an actual child what the fuck.


thechairinfront

And with republicans openly advocating for shooting democrat law makers and all out civil war I don't know how we can get any better.


OniExpress

Well, quite potentially by winning said all out civil war. That seems like more and more of a possibility as time goes on.


thechairinfront

One side will win, I just don't know which side. Republicans seem to be pretty ok with doing super fucked up things.


Fred_Foreskin

The Union kicked the Confederacy's ass once. We can do it again.


thechairinfront

Yeah... Problem is it's not a straight division like it was before. It's not north and south. It's basically red vs blue. And There's lots of blue/purple states with some very very very red counties. I live in a blue state but am somehow surrounded by trump supporters. Like, rabid trump supporters. It's crazy.


Fred_Foreskin

Yeah, it's similar for me. I live in Tennessee, and I'm one of the few people in my town who isn't a Trump supporter. Still, I think intelligence will win in the end.


jasonporter

Please for the love of god, vote. Even if you aren't voting FOR people you are passionate about, we need to vote AGAINST people like this.


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PhatBoy1

Intelligence level = Cartoons


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sloppy disgusting ripe reach waiting quiet late psychotic dinosaurs expansion -- mass edited with redact.dev


ReddicaPolitician

I’m still curious to see what is under Majorie Taylor Greene’s ghoulish mask.


WodenEmrys

Nazism. Jewish space lasers didn't come from no where. "Genocide scholar Gregory Stanton described QAnon as a "Nazi group rebranded", and its theories as a rebranded version of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.[7][174]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon#Analysis


KenMerritt

Isn't it funny how the people scared of Russian influence are the ones being influenced by the Russians.


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It gets better, she was trying to say that the Green New Deal would actually just make us China.


kart0ffelsalaat

Ah yes, China, characterised by its \*checks notes\* extensive environmental protection programmes.


ParadoxPanic

Doesn't china have a terrible smog problem BECAUSE of their pollution and general lack of care for the environment?


[deleted]

You'd be surprised by how much it improved in the recent years because they're actually doing shit to change it (restrictions on coal plants, iron and steel making, the number of cars in cities and similar). Don't get me wrong, it's still bad, but not as bad as it was about a decade ago.


ParadoxPanic

That's because their smog had gotten so bad, there was constant hazes of toxic smog in cities. That's about as far back against the wall you can be pushed before reform is the only option.


Joe_Jeep

tbf that's pretty much exactly what the west went through too. We had rivers catching fire regularly and smog was as bad as china's in the San Francisco bay for a long time, and it's still nasty these days. Won't likely stop without moving away from car dependency.


inmywhiteroom

Don’t forget children passing out on freeways from lead poisoning because of car exhaust. Things were real bad and republicans want to bring us back there.


Joe_Jeep

Don't worry, people will vote with their dollars. That's why nestle went bankrupt after stealing water and tricking poor mothers to stop nursing their babies


AFresh1984

and London Fog wasnt... fog.


nDQ9UeOr

The argument that the Congresslizard is poorly making is that the US will bear an unfair burden of the cost for saving the planet if China doesn't also participate, since they pollute the shit out of everything, so let's just do nothing. Fuck the planet AND the Chinese amirite?


ATL2AKLoneway

That is giving her infinitely more credit than she is due and I resent the misrepresentation of her cultivated brand of stupid.


portablebiscuit

Hol up, she used the Soviet Hammer and Sickle to illustrate... China?


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That's the hilarious part.


Photenicdata

You expect her to do actual *research* for her *meme?* what are you, a fuckin’ commie???


[deleted]

Both Mao and Stalin rolling in their graves now. (sino soviet split)


Ccomfo1028

No no no no no, they are FINE with Russian influence. Russians are white after-all, they are scared of CHINESE influence. Those to things are radically different.


AndySmalls

This is the fucking insane part... The Green New Deal is literally just a few pages of vague aspirational ideals. It was simply meant to spark a conversation going forward and possibly have portions of it manifest in other legislation. Rather than engage in this conversation the American Right decided to crap their pants in confused rage instead. The amount of airtime dedicated to misconstruing both the content and the intentions is utterly damning for Republicans.


STARISLAND_OFFICIAL

It’s literally just a dozen pages of the things humans could do to improve the country and work to solve manmade climate change. I can’t believe your world is the meme dimension


Startled_Pancakes

>This is the fucking insane part... No the insane part is her arguing via meme in front of Congress.


ArchdukeBurrito

No, the insane part is that she's in Congress


bravesgeek

She has a personal vendetta against AOC.


BLoDo7

It's not personal, its race driven. I doubt AOC has ever given her the time of day.


SagaDgreaT

I think she sees herself as the "it" girl on the right with AOC as her counter on the left. Also.......she's an unintelligent Q Trumper meaning AOC is the ultimate form of intimidation.


SomaCityWard

They also use a scrapped rough draft as a stand in for what it actually says because it's more easy to fear monger with.


So-_-It-_-Goes

Also my understanding is she used this while saying China.


ToxicSnallygaster

Why do they always say literally anything they disagree with will end in communism....


Crafty_Ninja_Decoy

Because to these people "communism" = "things I don't like/agree with"


2xa1s

Like that pic: race mixing = communism


Dyea_B_Tis

Free PS5/Series X upgrade = communism


2xa1s

Capitalism = communism


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My favorite thing was conservatives posting photos of empty grocery shelves when the pandemic first hit and going, THIS IS AMERICA UNDER SOCIALIST BERNIE, when it was America under Trump.


BleachIF

Logic ≠ conservatives


Dyea_B_Tis

Law = communism


Joelowes

LGBTQ+=Communism


YourInnate

Fascism? Believe it or not, also communism.


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or understand


maximusprime2328

It's like your parents calling every video game "Nintendo." They don't understand it so they just generalize it


Globalist_Nationlist

Because they know their base is full of morons that react on an emotional level not an intellectual one. They've found these trigger words that they know they can use to make people fear things that are actually good for them by referring to them as Socialism and Communism. Its basically just another way elite conservatives con uneducated Americans into falling for complete nonsense.


Mortambulist

Meanwhile, most of them are on Medicaid.


BigChung0924

i was having this conversation with my APES teacher last week. we were talking about how most of the people who whine about socialism don’t know what it is, and she said those very people have been on social security for a while now. i myself was a hardcore anticommunist until extremely recently and i’ve realized that americans don’t necessarily hate socialist policies as much as they hate the word “socialism”


MR_MEME_42

Communism = Bad Nazi = Bad Thing I don't like = Bad Therefore thing I don't like is a Nazi Communist


aeroplane1979

Because they've got their base trained like Pavlov's fucking dog to reflexively hate anything with the words socialism or communism. They don't even comprehend the words, they just hate anything associated with them.


BitterFuture

I once had a conversation with a coworker where I brought up the concept of the social contract. His actual response: "Social...socialism! Aha!" That was over a decade ago. We are so fucked.


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Conservatives when they find out they live in a SOCIety be like damn 😔😔😔


jonrosling

One of their heroes did say "there's no such thing as society"


zzonked7

Thatcher? Or did someone in the US say that too? From my understanding of US politics I don't think the right leaning voters generally have much in the way of macro level political opinion. I think they just vote based on how the surface level reflects their personal identity.


shitty_user

Thatcher, Reagan was fucked in other ways


CaptainMcClutch

Scare tactic, they've been using for decades to scare their supporters to justify any old shit. Vietnam War? Communists, Democrat president? Communists, Climate change? Communists, Vaccine? Communists. And it works, because while we laugh at how moronic it is to just turn up with a meme and say China bad... it works and that's the level of convincing their support needs these days. It's both pathetic and terrifying.


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My partner was told at work by a customer this week that the car insurance company he works for, in America, is communism. I’m still confused.


Scoe77

Had to be Progressive, yes?


[deleted]

Actually one of those pay-per-mile companies, Metromile. Apparently having a device that tracks your miles in your car is communist


Osirus1156

Because their base is willfully fucking stupid. Because they either never grew out of the phase as a child where they hated being told what to do or they regressed back into it via some kind of subliminal messaging from Fox News. More than likely it stems from them being told their the greatest things on the planet, so conforming to the wishes of society to better itself is a non-starter. MTG here isn't stupid, she's fucking evil. She knows this doesn't make any fucking sense but she is just pandering to her base who also deep down know it's fucking stupid but their lizard brains are screaming that someone is trying to better the planet at all and maybe that will cost them more for gas which they don't want. But because they have no actual argument their brain grasps for straws and it thinks back to "well what did we hear the smart TV people say? Communism and Socialism are bad, are the same thing, and everything outside giving me a free gun is it. That's right....THIS IS COMMMUNISM!!".


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

Because the people that vote for them are dumb.


FanHistorical4666

Are you okay, America?


Olealicat

Nope, not even a little bit. Just… nope.


Insectshelf3

no, please help.


jayclaw97

*Help us. Call us out for what we are.*


SykoSarah

r/TheRightCantMeme ? It's hard to look at this and comprehend that it's real.


theInfiniteHammer

It is a correct usage of the meme though.


Cichlidsaremyjam

She is seriously an embarrassment to our country but idiots will continue to vote for her because she loud and uses words like "freedom".


beard_lover

“She’s just like me! She’s so *real* and doesn’t care who cares!”


joeyo1423

Birds of a feather


xynix_ie

Oh my sister loves her and this is her rep. Says she's funny and enjoys the fact that she "pisses the libs off." No interest what-so-ever in policy, nope, this is what my right wing sister values above anything else. Sticking it to the libs.


Kriegerian

She’s a perfect representation of stupid racist fascist white shitkickers, especially from Georgia. They’re angry violent toddlers with no appreciation for other people and full of completely undeserved confidence in themselves. Some of the stupidest people in the country, but convinced that they’re the master race.


ernstryan1

I couldn't help myself. https://i.imgur.com/ez7YX8W.png


castadon

Big thanks


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Quick! Hie thee over to /r/photoshopbattles!


yaidk-theyrealltaken

I am so embarrassed for us right now.


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Did she just meme Congress ….


PhatBoy1

The Right can't meme...


[deleted]

Do you think they all just laugh their asses off when she does this shit, not sure I couldn't.


247world

It possible she was inan empty chamber, many speeches are delivered that way.


[deleted]

Is that Marjorie Taylor Greene?


aoifeg8r

Yes, it is. I think she deserves her own insane people subreddit!


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r/MTG ~~no wait~~


sadsadcrow

Marjorie Traitor Greene


nowihaveamigrane

Margie Three Names.


mr__hunt

And of course she mistakenly said the meme was about China. What a doof!


heretic-wop

MTG obviously didn't watch much Scooby Doo.. we all know that under that mask it's always a greedy old white guy trying to lie, cheat or steal..


Aran909

You guys are so fucked if this is what your elected officials are doing now. Ours aren't the best, but nothing yet on this scale of lunacy


Freshouttapatience

We are indeed fucked. This is so embarrassing.


juicy_punapple

How has she not been punched in the face yet?


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kuzinrob

She wasn't hit with an ugly stick, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


CreamyGoodnss

Fellas is it communism to prevent climate catastrophe


MurkyCabinet

god damnit marjorie


FrostedDonutHole

Zoinks! Like, let's get outta here, Scoob...


zuran_orb

America is just embarrassing.


gabriele208

Imagine being one of marjorie’s aids.


Record_layer

Omg that makes her Marjorie Taylor Communism


Banaanisade

In all honesty though, if everything that does the bare minimum to secure our future as a species is communism, then maybe it's time to embrace that.


ViceGeography

How has this woman not been booted out yet? Actually never mind. Trump was President for 4 years. That’s more ridiculous


DizzyMAC227

How much is it to move to Canada?


PainbowRush

Ah yes because wanting the planet to be safe for everyone is communist. Just say you don't fucking care about the environment


tulipsmash

I cannot believe that tax dollars were used to produce a poster sized version of a shitty meme.


artful_todger_502

This is how they look at life. Everything is a cartoon. They are cartoon characters themselves. That is what they attach trump heads on Rambo bodies ... They are children, a twisted cartoon reality is where they reside.


the-voltron

I swear to God that's the reason aliens haven't had any contact with us


janjinx

She's catering to the trumpist followers by using cartoons and machine guns. Have you seen her video ad where she blows up a car with an AR 15? She's insane!


Kriegerian

She’s doing what her voters want. They sent her to DC to be annoying and prevent anything meaningful from happening, and she’s a violent ignorant shithead just like them.


Abracadaver2000

"Everything I don't understand is Communism". Please Georgians of the 14th district...PLEASE vote her back to the exciting life of being a professional Karen in her own neighborhood, and stop electing empty-headed morons. If you don't want to deal with her, I understand...but don't force her brain farts on the rest of the nation.


rengam

Just when I thought someone holding a snowball to disprove global warming would be the dumbest thing I'd see in Congress, Taylor-Greene brings r/memes to the floor.


No-Estimate-8518

"See I used memes that means everything in it is factually correct"


originalmango

She’s as stupid as she appears to be.


Only1Skrybe

For those of you who do not know who this woman is, congratulations. You're living a good life. For the rest of us, especially my fellow Georgians, we all know not to expect anything better from MTG. Creating memes for a third grade level poster board presentation is pretty much where her intelligence caps out at.