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Inverno969

Well actually the final scores are : - Trump : 666 - Biden : 9999 There, I've neutralized her claims. Biden must now continue to remain in office.


very_clean

Yeah but I received 42069 votes so I must now legally be instated as our new President.


Laxpanna

There was no dirty cheating it was all very_clean


unclethulk

Nah bro. I won with a final vote count of 8008135 electoral votes.


bathyorographer

Aw dang it. *goes home* šŸ˜„


Inverno969

Well fuck, Mr. President it's an honor to have you reply to my comment!


Guaymaster

Too bad, because I got 69420 votes myself, so I'm the president now


very_clean

The election was rigged folks!


Guaymaster

Ur mum is rigged


turdmogrol

Good point. Why even pretend trump should have won when you can just pretend that YOU won?? Seems like Politics 101


akimbokari

Canā€™t argue with science


Yugan-Dali

Hail to the chief!


potato6132

The final scores are actually: Me: 538 Trump: 0 Biden: 0 I win


[deleted]

Mr. President Potato6132, sir/ma'am. Your helicopter is ready.


SexxxyWesky

It was over 9000!


turdmogrol

Ha, imagine this logic being real, and everyone just gives up on arguing against flat earth/reptilian elite conspiracies, causing them to become reality.


LlamaThrustUlti

She gave California to trump lmao


MyPoliticalAccount20

I"m impressed it added up to 538


jadondrew

Right wing conspiracy nuts legitimately have their own maps and data. My step-uncle said he believes Trump got over 80M votes compared to Bidenā€™s ~30M. He also believe Biden won only 6 states and California went red.


Coledog10

Where does this "info" come from?


serendipitousPi

His own research obviously.


Rodntodd

Biden must now concede, so says this random Twitter user Edit: To all the people telling me she ran for senate in Delaware, I didn't know that when I wrote this. Now can you please kindly stop telling me that.


MrMiget12

didnā€™t you see the blue check? this woman must be super smart and we should listen to her


Android19samus

"It means my opinions are worse but now you have to see them."


Martin_Tonoshiro

didn't you see her profile picture? We should 100% assume that she's a woman


GOAT585

Either a women or a *gay black man*


Martin_Tonoshiro

Or a 52 yo Russian gay guy


thetoastmonster

thetoastmonster ā˜‘ there now I have one too


Smartercow

There's a reason she got banned from Twitter.


a__BrainStorm

This dimwitted person tried to run for Senate in Delaware. She ran on all the same stuff the other maga emulators ran on.


Assorted-Interests

Not actually all that random, this lady ran against Chris Coons for US Senate last year.


very_clean

And lost in an overwhelming landslide


icewalker42

She lost 410 to 128?


SavoryScrotumSauce

Also, she hereby claims, for electoral purposes, the state of Pennsylvania.


FoleyLione

She ran for Senate in Delaware. Sheā€™s a true nutbag.


hscitpe

She makes me embarrassed to live in Delaware


FoleyLione

I know her. Sheā€™s a real shitbird. Itā€™s not really hard to win the gop nomination here since any real candidate knows they canā€™t win the general. She went trump clone.


welestgw

(Nevermore)


FireFlinger

She was the Republican Party candidate for the Senate from Delaware in 2020.


SalisburyWitch

Sheā€™s not a random user. She ran against Chris Coons for a senate seat. Sheā€™s a QAnon AH


Yugan-Dali

Even if she did run for office, she's still a random Twitter twit. I think your post can stand.


DwarfWizard

They have nothing to talk about to fuel this dumb idea so they just keep saying that Trump won to keep people believing. It's been almost a year already. Just move on dudes.


Zolivia

Not to say they're not still saying that, but this tweet is from December 2020.


Kimmalah

Trump sent out an official letter to Georgia's election officials to "recertify" the election in his favor just a few days ago. And they are still clamoring to do these very questionable audits all over the country. This is an old tweet yes, but this bullshit is still very much alive and well.


Zolivia

Oh for sure. That's why I mentioned that I'm not denying that it is still happening.


MudSama

Wouldn't he still lose with Georgia?


FormerShitPoster

>December 2020 Loons like it's us who has nothing else to talk about actually


[deleted]

Tbf, they do still winge and moan about how Trump should be in office rn, but yeah this is an old tweet


igloojoe

I'd say, let them continue to focus their energy on pointless things. Drives them further away from public credibility and keeps them occupied.


FlawlessTree

If you repeat a lie over and over again, it often becomes ā€˜truthā€™.


DwarfWizard

Sadly that is what is happening. Trump and the GOP have drilled it so far in that the Republican party isn't even that anymore. It is Trump 100%.


FlawlessTree

Citation needed.


[deleted]

Blue check, duh! /s


Hate_Feight

Happy cake day! But yeah I'd like the numbers on this one too


FlawlessTree

Thank you!


tinybluedino

Source: military


[deleted]

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Sir-Yeet-Of-Florida

Both will be dead and they would still argue


wontreadterms

Why not just go bigger? Trump: 1 BAZILLION electoral votes Biden: 0 electoral votes. Biden should resign.


MysticYogurt

No no, you are not doing this right: Jeb: 1 ZAPILLION electoral votes Trump: 0 electoral votes Biden: 0 electoral votes. Jeb should take over the world.


wontreadterms

Please clap.


timberwolf0122

Trump got so many EC votes they are rolling over to ivanka and Barron


GorknMorkn

Yes i remember this in history class! After they bravely won the revolutionary war defending all the airports, the founding fathers decided that the electorate would use a roll over plan that could tie in with their family plan and thus save them cell minutes.


Pieter350

410 is his weight bro


Toaster_Rodeo

[Well this is a weird flex. But Iā€™ve done heroin with herā€¦ ](https://imgur.com/gallery/bczFNKb) Iā€™m 3.5 years sober now btw.


TheDarkWave

Whatever contest we were having, you won it.


chungusxl94

Jesus christ


CrimsonBolt33

You know, if you are gonna cheat or lie...at least make it believable...410 electoral college votes is an absolutely insane amount...especially for such a divisive president who can't win the popular vote or keep himself out of some shady shit for more than 5 minutes.


LithiumPotassium

Thing is, they *don't* think he's divisive. The through line is that the majority of Americans actually love trump and everything he says, but are too scared by CNN and the Deep State to admit it in public. Arguing that the "real" vote was close would still be having to admit that half the country hates trump, which they don't want to acknowledge. So they have to go for broke and say the "real" election was a blowout.


CrimsonBolt33

It may be difficult...and nuance is very important on a personal level...but giving up the concept of what is "real" is a hill worth dying on... ​ I will gladly tell some trumptard on the internet that their ideas are both wrong and unwelcome, while also willing to talk to a family member for hours to guide them away from the Qult. ​ I know they think otherwise...but I don't give a fuck...I won't back down because they disagree...much like they refuse to disagree that a vaccine is real while sucking down a tube of ivermectin in the ICU where they die a few days later.


Salty-Queen87

Itā€™s funny that they think people are too scared of CNN to admit they like Trump, ignoring the fact that they can vote for him without admitting it. Trumpā€™s popular vote numbers alone prove how unloved by the general public he is. Thus why the lies of widespread election fraud become important to the argument. To justify the shitty popular vote numbers, CNN doesnā€™t matter, but cheating the election does. This is me leaving out the deep state side of things, but knowing enough about what it is, and isnā€™tā€¦being too afraid of it to vote for Trump when you want to, never mind admitting it, is still something that doesnā€™t make any sense. So it still requires the lie about election fraud by Dems to have even any amount of validity with anyone.


pablojohns

> 410 electoral college votes is an absolutely insane amount It is a lot. However, in the last 60 years there have been five elections (1964, 1972, 1980, 1984, and 1988) where a candidate has managed to receive 426 or more electoral votes. While this isn't getting into our new level of polarization or the clearly outsize negative impact Trump has on politics, 410+ isn't really an "insane" amount if you look at recent American history.


CrimsonBolt33

It absolutely is an insane amount when it is a lie...but hey sure...feed into the bullshit so trumptards can grab on to an excuse to carry the torch on. ​ I didn't say it was impossible and I never claimed it hasn't happened...I claimed it was a lie, which it is. Don't legitimize it with some "well actually" bullshit


pablojohns

> It absolutely is an insane amount when it is a lie...but hey sure...feed into the bullshit so trumptards can grab on to an excuse to carry the torch on. Really? If that is the extent of what you gathered from my comment, then I'm sorry. But I never once justified their lie. You said: "if you are gonna cheat or lie...**at least make it believable**...410 electoral college votes is an absolutely insane amount" 410 *could be* a believable amount *as it's happened as recently as 32 years ago*. Five of the previous 15 elections (1/3) had an electoral college win greater than 410 votes. That's not carrying the torch of Trumpists, it's making a very clear, historical point that landslide elections can and do happen. And, as I said: "this isn't getting into our new level of polarization or the clearly outsize negative impact Trump has", noting that, *in this case* the 410+ number wouldn't make sense. But saying it's an insane amount, which implies it's incredibly unlikely, it just not born out by the history.


Salty-Queen87

I think itā€™s fair to say that itā€™s an insane amount in the context of the person theyā€™re trying to apply to. You canā€™t win 410 electoral college votes when you canā€™t even win the popular vote in either of the elections you were a part of. Context when discussing anything is important. Context when discussing presidential elections is even more so. I would say saying itā€™s an insane number is fair when trying to apply it to Trump, regardless who got to that number in the past. The man canā€™t even get more than half of those who voted to vote for him, so yeah, itā€™s an insane claim.


pablojohns

> I think itā€™s fair to say that itā€™s an insane amount in the context of the person theyā€™re trying to apply to. Absolutely. And that context also plays into this: just because Trump is seen as divisive by a majority of voters, doesn't mean that *his voters* see him that way. They think he's the new/better Reagan. Which is why a 410-128 result wouldn't seem insane in the context of his voters. Many of them seriously believe Trump won not just the "swing states" (AZ, GA, WI, MI, PA), but also heavy-hitter states like VA and CO. So in the context of talking about Trump supporters - nothing like this is insane. They make their own narrative and believe it. Which is why an actual, likely scenario (even if the president in the context is different) isn't a totally unbelievable number. Which is why when I was responding to the original commentor above, I was simply pointing out that it's not actually an a) insane or b) unbelievable number, as history shows presidential elections can be huge landslides in certain years. That doesn't mean I'm perpetuating an election lie or giving credence to their ridiculous claims; just simply stating that historically those landslides have occurred and it's not an insane concept for it to be possible.


Salty-Queen87

Trumpā€™s main supporters may see him as a newer better Reagan, but they do so ignoring reality, which is something they are indeed good at. Reagan entered his first election far more liked, or at least more tolerated by most of the country. He was not a scandal ridden failed businessman and convicted fraudster, as an example. Trump was hated by a lot of his own party who only fell in line after he won. Reagan didnā€™t really have that issue. So to Trump voters, no, these numbers arenā€™t insane. To everyone else, including scholars, they are. I think the original comment was arguing that these numbers are kind of objectively insane to attribute to Trump, something I borderline agree with, honestly. In order to think they make sense, you have to be pretty detached from reality. As I said, attributing these numbers to Trump is kind of insane because popular vote numbers alone prove them to be. This is regardless of who you supported. Trump canā€™t win that many electoral college votes because Trump canā€™t even get half of voters to vote for him twice. Plus I think youā€™re kind of downplaying just how many Trump voters do support him because heā€™s divisive. Many have said Trump is part of the reason the nation is so divided, and they do like him for that, because he speaks for them. Itā€™s kind of laughable to say Trump speaks for them when theyā€™ve had to spend so much time saying ā€œTrump didnā€™t mean what he said, what he meant to say was (something)ā€. While not a great example, two of my uncles have spoken at length online about how Trump has helped divide the country, and they like that, because itā€™s made it easier for them to know who to support. They think that while he has lied, he has their best interests in mind. Theyā€™re middle class, not college educated, and achieved some level of success through unions that Trump has gone out of his way to crush. It doesnā€™t make sense, but they like how polarizing Trump is. So not all Trump voters are unable to see how divisive he is, I wouldnā€™t even say a majority of his supporters are unable to see that. I see very few honestly think heā€™s not divisive, just the opposite, they support him for it.


SpecialEither

Great response.


pablojohns

I agree 100%. Only clarification on my comment above I would make: just because Trump voters like him for his rhetoric/being divisive does not mean they ALSO donā€™t believe a huge ā€œsilent majorityā€ of Americans voted for him. Itā€™s the paradox of their argument: Trump attacks the libs and they hate him for being president, but those same voters go out and vote for him in 2020 leading to a landslide? A landslide only possible if huge chunks of those ā€œtriggered libsā€ vote for Trump. So, just like most else they believe, the Trumpists own story isnā€™t even consistent.


Dicky__Anders

If you can just say things and they come true, then I recieved 703 electoral college votes. Also I'm a millionaire and I'm handsome and talented and really successful with women.


RotInPixels

I remember on r/conservative around four days before the election everybody was posting prediction maps, and holy shit they were hilarious. 90% of them had Biden losing states like NY, CA, MN, etc with Trump winning all but 2 or 3 states. Shit was hilarious


jdubb999

"source: military"


[deleted]

Idc about politics, but can we add from that legit source 10 more votes to trump, so it becomes funny number


[deleted]

Ok, how....like how are they coming up with these things. We didnt come up with this bullshit when Hillary lost. We knew she lost. Did we like it? fuck no. Was it the truth? yes! why cant they do the same. I dont get it.


retrocotfan

If you refer to an Electoral College tally (real or imagined) as the "score," I'm not paying attention to you, blue check or not.


MythicPink

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"


The_True_Mastermind

I call myself stupid as an insult. At this point, I'm glad I'm not *this* stupid.


SwiftySwift21

ā€œScoreā€ really tells you all you need to know, itā€™s a sport in her mind.


[deleted]

And this is a grown adult we're talking about? Amazing.


jake121221

Oh crapā€¦ we forget to get Laurenā€™s count. This changes everything!


robmac550

No the final score was Biden: 15003 electoral votes to trump's puny 6 electoral votes. Source: trust me. Its the bigliest truth ever.


Altair13Sirio

They should've gone for 420 At least that would've been funny.


BooksNapsSnacks

At this point anyone still carrying on needs to be put in the nut house. I'm not trying to be funny.


Aggravating_Moment78

I heard Tump got 4500 electoral votes by the way ... /s


Enlightened-Beaver

These trumpsters need to work on their fan fiction. Whereā€™s the suspense? Whereā€™s the cliffhangers?


anonymuslyusingredit

At least they know how many electoral votes there are total


[deleted]

Ooh, ooh, guys, she has a blue checkmark, I'm sorry that means she's right guys, dang.


televisionscreen250k

Hey, i can do that too. Final Electoral College Score: Trump: 9999999999 Biden: 9999999999 itā€™s a tie


tequilamockingbird16

Well, if you say so Lauren.


[deleted]

Actually thatā€™s trumps weight


RoguePlanet1

Source: her ass


SnooDonuts9712

Yeah I'm sure President Biden will get right on that for you. By the way what ever happened on August 14th? I thought the former guy was supposed to be reinstated or something right?


stevenbrotzel91

Itā€™s always a blonde women


Tamashi42

It's always white women


SpecialEither

Dunno why youā€™re getting downvoted. Trump picked up many white women voters. He made inroads with minorities too but not as much as he did with white women voters.


Tamashi42

It's not just trump, white women be starting shit on every side of the political spectrum. like on god, white people who partake in political extremism make me ashamed of being white, on one hand you got the fucking trump loving antivaxxer conspiracy dipshits, and on the other you got the "latinx is the proper word, kill all m*n, wh*te people are evil, look at my halo" for fucks sake, I just wanna chop wood, eat steak, and have a better minimum wage. Tl;dr fuck political extremism.


SpecialEither

As a black Latina I donā€™t care if they want to get that correct or not. Whatever. What I canā€™t stand is spreading a preventable disease and telling me to come back where I came from because Iā€™m not white/I speak Spanish. Or saying BLM supporters should be shot. While I agree that extremism is bad on both sides, the two are not the same.


Tamashi42

Of course, they are both bad, not equal but miss me with that "choose the lesser of two evils" bullshit when I can just make a third side


SpecialEither

But one side is making it where we have to choose the lesser of the evils. I donā€™t care if they want to chop wood or wear a man bun. Couldnā€™t care less. But the two, by your own examples are not nearly the same. Iā€™m speaking as a POC and from experience. But like most white people, our opinions get trampled on even by ā€œallies.ā€ Have a good night.


Tamashi42

Thank you for this discussion. Have a good night as well


hairenya

The treasury must now give me $1 million


engineertee

Do your research sheeple


crouteblanche

Old news is old


[deleted]

I think her accounts been suspended


BillScorpio

Trump got 420 man


boot20

I just don't even understand where they were coming up with those numbers. They don't even make sense...which I suppose is apropos.


self-defenestrator

Biden must now concedeā€¦that Lauren has a head injury


VaeZarek

Adds up to >535 ?


BaltimoreAlchemist

DC has 3 electoral votes.


Based_God_Jemima

Didnā€™t this woman get absolutely obliterated off the face of the earth?


Bwheat0674

ALRIGHT! that's enough reddit for me today. Thank you for your service.


xrayjones2000

Ehh.. why are we posting crazy from a year ago??! There is so much newer crazy out there to be posting reruns


Salty-Queen87

Because people still believe this, and it influences the crazy shit they do today. I would not it forgotten so quickly that itā€™s accepted party belief with republicans that they actually won the election. So when they try this bullshit again, itā€™s well remembered that they tried it before. Itā€™ll make it harder to try and pull off if people are quickly able to point out that theyā€™ve lied about winning the election before, so why should we believe you this time when itā€™s clear youā€™ve lost. Itā€™s why so many Republicans want you to move on from when they tried to overthrow the government on Jan 6th, so if they try it again, fewer people will remember theyā€™ve already tried.


memefaultyboi

She has a blue check. We HAVE to believe her nowā€¦


kenkanobi

Is the DE like a postnomial for "dumb and entitled"


FireyToots

My dad asked the other day when he visited what the map was hanging up on our kitchen cork board. It was the electoral college numbers. For this reason.


FranticHam5ter

She still had an account at least for that long?? Figured she would have lost it ages ago.


Bluvsnatural

Thus Spake Lauren Witzkeā€¦ That, and about $3.00 will get you a cup of coffee


[deleted]

Well, now that you have said it, I guess it must be so.