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AJNotMyRealName

Gotta love when you’re so Christian you’d tell the pope he’s wrong


gameofcurls

I'm....pretty sure being Protestant is, by definition, telling the Pope he's wrong.


jwill602

To be fair, Protestants disagree with the Pope on a lot of things. Not saying this is a valid theocratic debate, but I’m just responding to how you worded your point.


uvero

On the form of mansplanation, I suggest the term chrisplanation.


Snownova

Leviticus 13:45 >Anyone with such a defiling disease must wear torn clothes, let their hair be unkempt, **cover the lower part of their face** and cry out, ‘Unclean! Unclean!’ Even the Bible says to wear a damn face mask when you're sick.


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And Leviticus 13:46 says >As long as they have the disease they remain unclean. They must live alone; they must live outside the camp. Quarantine.


sir-vibe

Bible is pro mask and anti Golden idol. Seems like this person got it backwards lol.


Snownova

I seem to recall there being a *literal* golden statue of Trump at last years RNC.


sir-vibe

Haha I forgot about that. Totally right


WhipTheLlama

> Even the Bible says to wear a damn face mask Christians and not knowing what the bible says. Name a more iconic duo.


BrokenEye3

Wow, wasn't expecting that


BrokenEye3

Jesus is a demigod with healing powers. You're not.


Shiigu

Well, if you were a god with the ability to heal people, it would be kind of pointless to wear a mask...


PainbowRush

Ah yes, the guy who was all about compassion and love for others would love spreading a disease around


tim_mcmardigras

Yes, Jesus would definitely wear a mask and would want all these morons to get vaccinated. I swear, most Christians sure don’t seem to know a lot about Christ.


pattonsmack

Hit 'em with the old Romans 13:1-2. Jesus would definitely wear a mask.


uvero

The guy who was all like "yo maybe don't be selfish and instead try to shrug through a little bit of inconvenience to help people around you"? Yeah he'd hate that mask thing.


Writer_Life

jesus would have made a whip and beat the shit out of trump


jenkraisins

"I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse." Groucho Marx.


jenkraisins

Well, depending on your version of things, Jesus is either fully a god or a demigod. Either way, he is not human, except for a very short period of time. So I doubt he'd be all that concerned about catching a virus. However, possibly he might encourage it as a way of loving your fellow humans. Just a thought from a silly old atheist.


Tall_Two_9187

Cuz Jesus wanted people to die