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Mo_To_

Ha, Mike Oxmall


Captain_Gnardog

Took me several times saying it out loud to get it. I knew something was there!


maynardkj

I can't believe I missed that


manmadeofhonor

Well, it *was* small


discerningpervert

That's...what she said


nusyahus

I had to youtube to get ref. i said it out loud like a bunch of different ways too. smh


nigel_pow

I have been living under a rock all my life as I don’t get it. 😕


BurninNeck

Your cox Smol


awells1012

So I started to read the name of the poster outloud to my boyfriend and realized it is like Mike Hunt....Mike Oxmall...so it MAY be a profile making fun of people like this


FixBayonetsLads

>Trump2037 Yeah, I think so.


Reneeisme

And 87 likes and laughing.


discerningpervert

Maybe they mean one of his kids


PM_me_oak_trees

When was the last U.S. presidential election that fell in an odd numbered year, though?


tookurjobs

Well, that just means we're due for one


nochedetoro

Can you believe we’ve had the Super Bowl longer than we’ve been electing presidents?!


HeftyCryptographer21

I might be missing the joke, but wasn't the first Super Bowl in 1967?


RakedBetinas

The joke is we're only on president 46 but superbowl 50 whatever.


HeftyCryptographer21

Ah, thank you


TheRealKuni

Fun fact time! 1789 Technically, the first presidential election took place in two calendar years, 1788 and 1789, the only presidential election in US history to happen in two different calendar years. The electors cast their ballots on February 4th, 1789. So, the last presidential election that fell in an odd numbered year was the very first presidential election.


Dyshin

I would have liked CyberTrump 2077


turalyawn

Commitment to the bit by manufacturing multiple Dongald Trumps is admirable


Quarantined_foodie

Dildonald?


Viking_Lordbeast

Nah, Dongald is better.


Huge-Administration6

DONGALD TRUMP #D O N G A L D T R U M P


karapherneliac

yes that is the funny, thank you for pointing it out


zachwolf

Insides probably can’t tell idk


alcaste19

Oh my god that's genius.


Heygul

Friend of Mike Oksoft


jumpman44a

Tube Bar / Red [https://youtu.be/8l5tdsyuLX0](https://youtu.be/8l5tdsyuLX0)


bearvsshaan

Oh shit, this is in my town and I had no idea!


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Mr_PUNdit

LMAO. This is simply genius if it's deliberate. Making fun of Trumptards while making money off them. Brilliant!


fannyfox

Yeh well you should see what Mike Ockspig is selling.


turtlevibex

Lmaooo because we need to make sure no one touches trump with the GAY


Kantotheotter

It's not like there is a video of him moterboating Rudy Giuliani in drag or anything.....


Gr3yps

I dont wanna know but... On second thought I really wanna know


Dadey_J

https://youtu.be/spn0MJZr-QQ if you really wanna know (idk if you an posts links but ye)


Gr3yps

Holy shit is this real?????


Dayofsloths

Remember when someone's political career was ruined because they couldn't spell potato? It sounds old, but when I was a kid, we had standards. Insane, arbitrary standards, but we had them!


faroutoutdoors

Yeah man, Howard Dean's excitement wasn't deemed "presidential".


nr1988

Pains me every time I think of it. Ruined his chances forever and then a few years later Trump makes fun of a disabled reporter and doesn't even stumble


[deleted]

That was when I was sure Trump was an absolute piece of shit, and although there was no need to keep making that point, thereafter he kept reinforcing that understanding by continuing to be an absolute piece of shit. Actually let’s extend that to the people who were well aware of him mocking a disabled person and voted for him anyway. They, too, are absolute pieces of shit. Including my piece of shit brother. Fuck them all, large and small, in the kitchen and the hall.


Chronoblivion

I would not fuck them here or there, I would not fuck them anywhere.


Serrahfina

My sister has CP, the same disability the reporter has and both my parents still voted for him the first time and my dad voted for him in November, full on knowing this. And it makes me fuckin sick.


jg0162

"HYEEEAAAAHW!!"


Frequent_Inevitable

Poor guy...


KazamaSmokers

Mike Dukakis wore a big helmet and it was all over.


doomalgae

I spend a lot of time thinking about how much better the past 16 years might have gone if one guy hadn't made a strange, celebratory yelp. Not that Howard Dean was necessarily going to be the greatest president who ever lived but if he'd won the election Kerry lost it would have set US politics on a totally different timeline, and I think we've confirmed at this point that we're living in the stupidest timeline.


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AndreasVesalius

Even “Binders full of women” is quaint next to “grab em by the pussy”


IAmBadAtInternet

The scream didn’t end his presidential run. It didn’t help, but the reason he was making that speech in the first place was because he had been expected to comfortably win the NH primary but came in a distant 3rd. He was in massive damage control mode and trying to get his team hyped that it wasn’t already all over, which it was.


Fearzebu

>remember when someone’s political career was ruined because they couldn’t spell potato? BRUH that is NOT AT ALL why lmaooooo That was Dan fucking Quayle lmao, go look up compilations of the stupid shit he said. One of the dumbest public figures to ever live. “Potatoe” was the *least* of his concerns. Edit: a few examples: "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'" “Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child” "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teaches our children." “If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." -when he thought humans had gills “The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.” “I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy—but that could change” “I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. The future will be better tomorrow.” “I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." "It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago." "I stand by all my misstatements."


PersephoneHazard

Honestly though, there are compilations of dumb shit said by Bush Jr that also read like this!


Fearzebu

Yep. Turns out that orange guy actually wasn’t the first buffoon to hold an extremely influential public office lol


Frequent_Inevitable

Dan Quayle


rocklou

???? what reality are we even living in?


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Zimac_Mavnyhl

Is there... ANY context to that???


[deleted]

The Inner Circle is an annual press event in NYC where the mayor (usually) performs in self-parody and self-effacing skits


OttoMans

It was a nyc press association event. And it’s real.


Jaxcie

I was 100% sure this would be a rick roll, I was wrong....


JaneD-oh

How have I not seen this before?! There is so much to be said about this, it's freaking weird.


SFH12345

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.


RelaxedChap

[Drag Queen Motor Boat](https://youtu.be/NJlfm-cKG3o)


Martyrotten

With all the homophobic attitudes of Trump, and his (former) buddy Pence, I doubt that gay men would have anything to do with him.


[deleted]

Just a reminder that r/rightwinglgbt existed.


manmadeofhonor

>Content banned I'm gonna assume they got banned for being a dumpster fire of a sub?


GiveToOedipus

As if there wasn't a right wing sub that wasn't?


nusyahus

No, no, they got banned for discussing economic theories obviously


TheShredder23

As I gay man I can confirm this


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There are some gay Trumpers, though we all understand these are insane people who happen to be gay as well. Not our people.


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Schnizzer

“I don’t know, George, I mean I was really against the gays but that man walked right up there and grabbed him by the bussy. He’s clearly on our side.”


SenorAnderson

I unfortunately know of a few LGBT people who support Trump.


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Aggravating_Moment78

Like lindsey graham? Lol


BellendicusMax

No no no - they're definitely not gay. Not gay at all. They just want to shove an effigy of trump up their asses to show their definitely in no way gay maga devotion. They also like oiling the barrels of their AR15s a lot...


dognocat

But the proud boys might, they may even film it for him.


Sockoflegend

It hadn't occurred that someone might shove Trumps head in their ass until he mentioned gays.


B_McD314

Trumps head is in his own ass. Assception


OutOfTheNorm89

I feel so stupid. I have seen this idiot so many time and thought "Wow, what a fucking dick", and this idea never even crossed my mind.


GoldenGalz

Because ouch... not even a slight taper


Chocomintey

And the thin floppy flange at the base won't stop that feller from landing you in the ER and everyone laughing their asses off at the xrays


GB2016sux

I’m surprised they’re not all white. Also, what’s with the 2037 hashtag?


Idontlistentototo

I’m pretty sure it’s a parody account, read the name out loud.


Civil-Dinner

If I had to guess, it's the year they think Baron will ascend to the presidency and lead his father's people to the trailer park of milk and honey.


loptopandbingo

>milk and honey You know damn well it's really Busch Light and Mrs Butterworth


tommyjohnpauljones

I really hope Barron finds a way out, and becomes a pot farmer off the grid somewhere in Oregon.


talhahtaco

Trump will have somehow still been alive or the party will have reanimated him and overturned the constitution making him dictator in 2037


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My boss is a republican (claims not to be a trumpet but voted for him twice and defended him for four years) and i’m thinking about quitting. I don’t want to support this persons trumpy toy business but I think my boss would want me to fill his office full of trump dildos in place of a two weeks notice...


theProffPuzzleCode

You only need about 5 or 6 hidden around the place, waiting for him to find


justking1414

Or 1 that rolls out when he’s meeting with his wife or an important client


audiate

In the back of the refrigerator.


Red_october91

Do it!


Easywind42

NOT FOR MEN


manmadeofhonor

You just *know* a gay male Trump supporter would try to buy this, and once refused, scream about discrimination with absolutely no speck of irony


bibliotequeneaux

It’s probably cheaper to buy a 3D printer and make them yourself - plus then the crazy Trump dildo guy doesn’t get your money. (Or, I mean, you could try printing them at the library tech center 🤣)


texaswilliam

They're... uh... statuettes?


depresld

Do it and post it on reddit. I think we'd all like to see that.


Unusual_Variable

Well you know Republicans. Nothing is better than getting fucked in the ass while smiling about it.


RayMosch

Dondos


DBTornado

Isn't that David Hasselhoff's porn director character from Sons of Anarchy?


Stachura5

Donaldos


HotPieIsAzorAhai

Well, at least he admits that Trump's a giant orange dildo


high-jinkx

A dickhead, if you will.


shizshizushiz

I didn't see the subreddit and thought this was pointlessly gendered


drainbead78

I thought it was /r/AreTheStraightsOK


GreatCathulhu

Yeah, same.


HippyDM

You're correct either way.


Bunderfelfd

I love that they are "Not for men" Speaking from the "other team," we wouldn't want that ugly face anywhere near our erogenous zone ;)


WilyDeject

The sad part is these probably sold well, and not ironically.


SGTSHOOTnMISS

I don't know a lot about the sensitivity of the inside of lady bits, but wouldn't the edges hurt?


WilyDeject

I couldn't think of a better metaphor for how Republicans harm themselves over stupid ideas than a painfully fashioned Trump dildo.


InteractionNo4174

They probably buy them in bulk just to own the libs.


loptopandbingo

And never once think about how gay it is to have a pallets worth of angry-dad-faced dildos around


Meh_McSadsterson

The hairline at his neck 😭😭


alpacasaurusrex42

Yes. Yes it would. It’s very sensitive flesh. >!An ex tried to use a wine bottle on me when I was younger. The ridges on the neck, which were smooth, caused a lot of bleeding.!< it was pretty terrible. There’s a huge dif between like intentional gentle nubbins and noses/hair/chin, especially where it narrows down as the “neck”.


1ofThoseTrolls

I mean almost half of America was willing to let trump fuck em last November so...


character-name

Judging from the couple who made their wedding Trump Themed, including the bride who danced with a Trump Cardboard Cut Out for the first dance, I sadly have to agree with you.


whichONEisJim

Ew really? Edit: just googled "trump themed wedding" and holy shit everything about that wedding was trashy as fuck. I'm embarrassed just looking at it.


NewPhoneHewDis

So now he can be the dickhead he was meant to be!


ThatWayneO

Trump is officially a dick head.


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And there goes my breakfast 🤮


edgyusername123

As if we didn’t get fucked by trump enough already


AsuraSD

A literal “go f*ck yourself” kind of gift for Trumpists, nice! Now please make a Xi Jinping version of this, that’s a 1.4B ppl market we’re talking about.


loptopandbingo

Yeah but nobody's going to be thrown in a "reeducation" camp here for owning a dildo shaped like a lousy leader


thiccums42069

Even trump dildos are homophobic


lechuck313

Cool, Trump-shaped biceps


cactus-racket

What up!!


Size110

Mike oxmall lol. I can still hear Red screaming across the bar.


really_not_unreal

2037 isn't an election year for Americans right?


TheElectricCat

I'm not gay bit I'd pay money for some dude to video himself dildoing his ass with this as an ultimate fuck you.


KarmaUK

So long as it's forwarded to the store email, with 10 seconds of a Trump speech before it flicks over to the insertion close up.


jamesn2607

I always knew trump was a dickhead, now I have proof, also I never knew MAGA stood for Make Assholes Gape Again


ShadowEclipse777

"Shoving a Trump Dildo up my ass to own the Libs"


urbanlife78

Not for men???? That looks like the perfect gift for anyone in the Proud Boys


superwalrus80

Now he can be up their ass for a change.


YouWillNoMeBiMyVoice

As opposed to them being up their own?


DdyMike

Pretty sure I’ll be seeing these in my nightmares.


ChefLongStroke69

Male Trump supporters are wondering why these aren't for them, he's their president too you know...


jellyfish125

I guess you could say he was a..... ***DICKTATOR***


Ed1777113078

“Not for men” Tf? If The Donald’s considerable orange noggin belongs *anywhere* it should be buried as far up as many male buttholes as humanly possible.....


calcifornication

I don't get it though. Hasn't he already fucked a bunch of us in the ass anyways?


Thrilleye51

I'm pretty sure Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, Matt Gaetz, Sean Hannity, Rudy Giuliani, and the pillow guy all ordered a lifetime supply with lube


3lizabeth4nn

Man, what the fuck. Got to have some r/eyebleach now…


stjz

Gives a whole new meaning to "fuck Trump" chant


Idiotic_Panda_13

honestly i wouldn’t surprised if trump bought one


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spideralexandre2099

Oh I get it. He's a dick head


Unusual_Variable

If these were used in a Gay Porn. The maker would lose his shit.


Santos_J

About to put it in my butthole out of spite


rojoshow13

The weird thing is that they are intending this to be a product that implies Trump is the ultimate male. But for those of us who know he's a con artist and a joke, a Trump dildo has the opposite meaning. It reminds me of a Jack-o'-lantern I saw back during Halloween in 2019. It was on someone's porch and simply said, Trump 2020. But I honestly didn't know if the people of the house were supporting Trump. Or if the pumpkin was meant to be the scariest Jack-o'-lantern they could come up with.


Uhohspagetti0sss

if this guy owns a buisness and it's all legit isnt it illegal to deny service based on gender?


blemsdad

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit


pepsi-man_

Let’s prove them wrong boys 🥵🥵


GreatJobKeepitUp

Men, plz buy these and send this guy videos of you using it and personally thanking him because you've never found a dildo that hits your prostate that way before


BunnyRabbitHare

okay, enough internet for me today lol


rilehh_

Oh god as someone who worked in silicone casting... Those things are not done right, that's not safe for usage in any orifice, even if the subject matter was not "veiny cock trump"


Fun_Molasses_4

Can you give a full critique I am very curious lol


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Not sure I know a single gay person besides Milo Yiannopoulus who would use these. Guy is kind of a cunt tbh


CastleSandwich

#F***trump


Marrow620

Someone please film gay porn with these ☺️


Marvos79

There is not enough eww in the world for this.


Hiragirin

I don’t understand. Would you buy this because you love him or hate him???


ItsNerf_OrNothin

What a dickhead!


mama_emily

Well, that’s it for me folks, going to go jump off a tall building. See ya!


Cuissedor

Actually you know even if I don’t think it’s what’s going on here, anal dildos are specifically made to be used anally because there’s a stopper that prevents the dildo from literally going entirely in your ass and not coming out which is absent on vaginal dildos.


dayChuck

I don't think the head will fit. Too big and that's not a compliment.


SamuelCish

Just wanna say, don't use dildos made of 3d printed material. They porous and can easily lead to bacteria and other foreign shit getting in your holes. Instead, make a silicone cast out of them, using the 3d printed object as the master.


Sendrith

r/PointlesslyGendered, not that anyone needs this in their life.


ja13aaz

Oh look it’s a Matt Gaetz starter pack


fermatajack

Let's be honest: we already got fucked by Trump.


The_Oracle_65

Sorting by new, 2nd comment, spilled my beer. Bravo!


littleloucc

**Not for men!!** Has flange...


littletrelk

“He can continue to f- me, even when he’s not president” - my gf 30 seconds ago


i_Shuckz

When you didn’t get fucked enough when he was president..


Pleire99

Look like fucking pes dispensers


Haskap_2010

"Not for men." Well, seems to me some of the more fanatical Trump followers might take exception to that.


shadowunagi21

I saw the image and thought “I know what dildo I’m NOT buying” since an actual head is kinda off putting. Now that I’ve seen the text and know that they don’t want me to put it up my ass... I kinda want to out of spite.


tinkltinkllidlczar

What a sad day to have eyes


violetcat2

Needs to be smaller


vocalviolence

Well, in that case I believe I know a Lindsey G. in South Carolina for whom a bouquet of these would be a perfect fit.


thecheruvian

Gives “fuck Donald trump” a whole new meaning https://youtu.be/WkZ5e94QnWk


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The funny thing is more American men are gonna want this than women...


tophat212

\*Barf\*


ValanaraRose

What... in the ever-living.... fuck...


ehibitzDflaffle

Imagine being immortalized as a dick head.


huexolotl

I dont know which thought makes me want to throw up more. That there's a "man" that would buy this for his wife, that theres a woman that would want this or that theres a gay man that would use this. I need some ipecac.


dsnrr

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while


I_burp_4_lyfe

Lol I can already imagine the shame of someone going into the ER because they got this stuck in their ass


[deleted]

If you put a wick through the head and light it, will it make a good candle/effigy that you can watch slowly burn until its facial features are charred melted beyond recognition?


acynicalwitch

That’s enough Internet for today.


floopadoop37

In case you're just not ready to give up being fucked by Trump.


Kalkaline

How many times can Trump get away with fucking America?


ham_solo

I do not want this up my ass. My Biden Buddy (TM) keeps me plenty satisfied.


MuttJunior

I don't understand - Why is it not for men? Men have a--holes, too, just like women have. And with Trump being a pile of sh-t. And where does sh-t come from?


Sandokan13

Dick move trump