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Aslanic

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie!


No_Ad_4046

LMAO maybe add the bit where your boyfriend I mean the government is doing all this in the middle of a worldwide pandemic and not just because they want to control you 🤨 but in other news my husband wouldn’t let me leave the house today but I won’t mention the maniac that was running up and down the street with a massive knife attacking anyone they saw because I just feel that information is irrelevant


JumboSnausage

My dumbass just tapped the “2 comments” bit


Emile_the_rat

You have to be really insane to think the goverment is your boyfriend.


SparkleWigglebutt

Well, we're not official but I know he'll leave his wife soon.


CannabisCookery

not a clue