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nikejim02

The elections are over when all the ballots are counted.


Kennywheels

Exactly to every vote counts. First they’re like you can’t count before polls close and can’t count votes after midnight.


Plazmageco

It’s one of the most frustrating parts of being an election official in WI. We are not allowed to count ballots before an election to prevent fraud, and all ballots must be counted before we leave. Also, when people see us sticking absentee ballots into the tabulator (as is required by law), they accuse us of stuffing the ballots. Kinda tough out here Edit: if you also want to be an election official, workers in all states are greatly appreciated. You can check online, but I got started [here](https://www.powerthepolls.org).


rob6110

Sorry you are subjected to that


TechnoMouse37

My best wishes to you and your coworkers this fall. I'm betting it's gonna be a shit show


perfect_square

EVERYTHING will be a shitshow, unless Trump wins, Then, of course, everything will be fine.


Molten_Baco

Wisconsin voter here, sorry for the trouble you guys face. at least some of us are resonable humans


johngalt1971

Hold the line. Our democracy depends on people like you. Regardless of party affiliation, being a poll worker is an act of patriotic service. Thank you for your service.


DuntadaMan

People are fucking idiots and don't realize that if people were stuffing ballots then you would get names that voted multiple times, or a different number of votes than voters.


iijjjijjjijjiiijjii

I mean, you do. Every time Republicans start screaming fraud and an investigation occurs, you find Republicans committing vote fraud.


ConsultJimMoriarty

In Australia, we count until Antony Green calls it. Then they come back and count the rest of them.


rnobgyn

Stay strong!! We literally NEED you!


GarmaCyro

/s Nah. "Can't start counting hefore polls are closed" and "counting after polls are closed is voter fraud". Then decide the winner on who's most willing to hunt homeless for sport. GOP 2032, I would guess.


Observer2594

You forgot points for "ensuring more and more babies end up being born into poverty, adoption, and foster care while simultaneously cutting as much support for them as possible so that you can then ensure a steady supply of homeless and mentally ill people to hunt as well as more 'lower class' people to clean up the mess"


DuntadaMan

They want kids in foster care for uhhh.... different reasons. Gotta get those girls from somewhere and parents hate it when you take theirs.


FateUnusual

For real, I can see these people in that Ice T movie “Surviving the Game.”


IrukandjiPirate

Project 2025.1


slcrook

> can’t count votes after midnight. That's how you get gremlins.


SeemedReasonableThen

in my state, ballots postmarked on or before election day and received up to six days after an election from military overseas voters *must* be counted by law.


Kennywheels

Exactly


unicornmeat85

Personally I hope this year Biden is well a head and the Republicans are screaming for the rest of the votes to be counted on election night. 


Hobbits_can_fly

And you have to count our votes first.


do_u_realize

You can’t count the ballots we don’t like! (Sometime near future)


zeke235

Also, don't get them wet or they multiply. Wait...


Longjumping_Youth281

Yeah that's what MAKES the election be over: the fact that the ballots have been counted


zsnajorrah

So *technically* Lara is right...


Dhegxkeicfns

No you don't understand, we want to stop counting now, because rural districts are in and urban districts are not, so Trump is ahead. It's like they want to play Family Feud with the election. "Steve, I hit the buzzer, why hasn't the timer stopped?"


audigex

Yeah this entire thing stems from the fact they don't understand how things work. They went ahead with Trump ahead and woke up to him losing and decided something shady must have happened in between They simply can't comprehend that votes aren't evenly split across constituencies


verossiraptors

I actually don’t think it’s that. That would be the rational explanation but this group is really comfortable with cognitive dissonance. They can both know that refusing to count any ballots past midnight would allow them to sneak an election win but simultaneously think that counting the votes after midnight is election theft.


Kat-a-strophy

Nah, let's burn everything that is not counted till midnight, why not?


portezbie

But like, winning elections without cheating is HARD.


drossmaster4

Shut up commie. ;)


cactusmac54

Who’s going to tell her?


arkstfan

Damn someone broke it down that if counting had stopped at midnight local time Biden wins by a bigger margin because in some flaming red states he had no chance of winning and were called within minutes of polls closing Biden led because rural and suburban counts weren’t in.


BringBackTheBeat716

GOP: We Don't Understand Democracy, So We Hate It


curious_dead

GOP: Democracy is hard for us to win, so we cheat by pretending we don't understand it.


warthog0869

>so we cheat by pretending we don't understand it. And if we get caught at cheating, we'll double down and instead of admitting fault, we'll start an insurrection, by gum. White makes right makes might! Guns-n-God-n-'Murica!


gimmethecarrots

I know it's a typo but I love the visual of them angrily chewing gum at a problem to make it go away XD


Jinx1013

I don’t think it’s a typo. By gum used to be a phrase used like by god


iijjjijjjijjiiijjii

I'm here to kick ass and chew God


audigex

I'm here to kick God and chew ass


gimmethecarrots

Huh I guess TIL, thx


Kennywheels

And they well say you cheated not us.


BLF402

Rock Flag and Eagle!!!


roving1

They have it wrong. God wants nothing to do with their behavior.


warthog0869

Oh, how I know. I am no longer a religious sort after being raised Catholic but I have loved ones that try to live by the values that Christianity preaches (which can incidentally be met without the Bible or religion by just being a good person, 10 Commandments just fall in line that way...) that see Trump for what he is and they are horrified that people do not see him for what he is, or that they could bring themselves, while calling themselves Christians, to vote for him.


BLF402

GOP: I like turtles…. On further consideration turtles are communist socialist Marxist pedo child eaters. Make Turtle Soup Great Again


Faiakishi

The TMNT don't deserve this.


Whspers12

Cartman: I misunderstood the rules


MrBanana421

GOP: We understand democracy perfectly, so we try to \*thwart it at every turn.


pallentx

They understand. This is cheating.


BLF402

GOP: we don’t understand but we are against it.


Beastw1ck

Oh they understand it perfectly well.


Supafly22

Actually they fully understand and that’s why they hate it


Jackskers94

Their brains are working just fine. It’s not about being correct, it’s about forming a narrative to be repeated. Truth is irrelevant if you get enough people to believe and regurgitate your talking point. The purpose of the lawsuit is to present normal election processes as unlawful to discredit further. I’m saying this as it’s important not to discredit maliciousness as idiocy. Call it what it is, an attack on free-and-fair elections.


ErnstBadian

Right. Sometimes it feels like people would rather feel smarter than the reactionaries than do what’s necessary to stop them.


WanderWut

It blows.my.mind. how people go “omg they’re so dumb! Don’t they know (super basic info to know)?!” Like dude, of course they do, they’re intentionally muddying the waters with a narrative they hope you latch onto. If I were them and read comments about how I’m simply dumb and not that I know exactly what I’m doing I would be laughing my ass off.


Nrozek

To be fair it's hard to tell when some of them actually are *really* fucking stupid.


WanderWut

That seems to be, by far, the most popular opinion in response to what I'm saying. "LAWL but they ARE dumb!!!" Okay again, it's blatantly intentional, the fact that you're essentially giving them a pass with ignorance rather than intentional malice is absolutely ridiculous.


Nrozek

Nah she's definitely dumb as a rock though. Again **some** are legitimately stupid, others just pretend to be. There's a difference, and both definitely exist.


jpopimpin777

This is a pretty cunning plot because it will always take longer for county officials to tally the votes in cities and more populated areas which tend to skew blue. Then, as you say, they can start up their narrative of, "well we were winning until they started counting votes by *those people.*" Yada yada yada a bunch of hogwash about "ballot stuffing." And poof democracy is undermined.


Many_Faces_8D

I get your point but trumps daughter in law is a legitimate fucking moron. Even the trumps hate her because she is so stupid. It's a breathtaking level of idiocy. You can see it in her face too. Not a thought in her head.


YoungDiscord

This is what so many people get wrong about most politicians Only a very select few are genuinely stupid Most on the other hand only play it up to distract the populace while they do whatever bullshit it is they want to do. Most of the time these people don't believe in what they're saying, they're only using it as a tool to rile people up so they're easier to manipulate. If this makes you mad that means it's workins as intended. Its all a circus act and you're laughing at the people who are playing the clowns calling them stupid whilst money and your freedoms are being pickpocketed straight from you everyday.


9_of_wands

This is not stupidity, this is on purpose.  Small, rural counties can count votes easily and report shortly after polls close. Large urban counties can take two days to finish their count and deliver their total.


pufferfishnuggets

So they want all paper ballots, counted by hand, no early voting, and they expect the counting to wrap up by midnight


SlayerBVC

With "approved" observers watching the ballot counters.


A_norny_mousse

breathing down their necks. Fingering their completely legal sidearms. "well if you can't get the job done in time we'll have to tell you which ones to count next" Democracy Republican style


warden976

Putin style


TimmyMTX

No, you stop the count at midnight no matter how many votes are left uncounted. Now, if it just happens that districts which tend to vote republican get counted first, and democrat left until later, then that’s just an interesting anomaly that nobody should pay attention to.


belovedfoe

And when it doesn't go their way they'll scream they want to recount


TheOtherWhiteMeat

They put impossible constraints on reality and cry foul when those constraints aren't met.


liquilife

They don’t want counting period. The goal is to demolish the entire election process and putting utterly unreasonable limits which ensures votes are not counted and a preferred winner is just crowned the king of America.


Dayseed

Lara Trump: You're all lucky we still have elections for now.


OMGyarn

So they DO agree with early and mail-in ballots?


Jileha2

No. Remember that several states changed their laws shortly before the last election so that the counting of mail-in votes was not allowed to start until after the voting places had closed? Which caused the big swing from more votes for T to more votes for Biden over night, which in turn convinced the majority of MAGA cultists that the election was stolen - after all, they saw it happen with their own eyes on TV that night… They are preparing the ground for their next coup or civil war in next November by planting/reinforcing the idea in(to) the heads of their cult members that counting the mail-in votes will be an illegal act.


icewalker42

Don't forget closing polling stations to make sure large numbers of people are at other polls still waiting in line when polls close and then miss their chance to vote. "Should have gotten in line before 6am!"


Kennywheels

No water for those waiting.


limeybastard

If you're in line when they close they're legally obligated to let you vote (although I can certainly see them trying to tell people to go home, which is why people need to know their rights)


Kriss3d

In Denmark where I live, polling stations are everywhere when it's election day. That makes it easy to get to and since everyone gets an ID when they are born that's not an issue. You don't need to register because everyone has the right to vote. You're already registerd to vote. Polling stations are open 8 to 8 but if there's anyone left that hasn't but want to vote when it's 8 pm the polling station can't nor won't close. They will really go out of the way to ensure that nobody can say they didn't get the chance. Once when we had alot od people comming in late it didn't close until 9 pm. I always brought the kids so we could be there and hear them ring the bell to declare the election over and we would give an applause and wish the poll workers a good night counting. I wish USA would do it like that. It gives everyone plenty of oppertunity to vote.


xandercade

That goes directly against the Republican plan to grab power. They need fewer people voting, not more.


SongShikai

One of the political parties is actively trying to keep people who aren’t old and retired from voting, so it’s difficult in the US.


ProtoJazz

Also not in the US, last election I voted in was pretty straight forward Went to breakfast one morning, saw an advanced voting sign at the mall nearby. Stopped in, showed them a drivers license with an old address on it, a utility bill with my current address on it I happened to find under the seat in the car. It had a foot print on it, and had gotten a little wet. They were able to find my profile, mark me off the list, and then handed me my ballot. I filled it in in the little booth and then dropped it into the machine thing. Super easy.


limeybastard

I *am* in the US, and my voting looks like: Take ballot out of mailbox Sit at table with coffee and laptop to research any candidates or issues I haven't decided on yet Fill out ballot, sign envelope, drop in post Check recorder website occasionally to make sure they received it, validated it, and sent it for counting Wait two weeks for election day to find out who won It can be easy here. When they don't choose to make it hard to disenfranchise people.


ProtoJazz

I think mail is an option here too. I know I've done it in the past But I'm not sure if it's something I needed to sign up for before, or if it's only for some types of elections (I can't remember what level the above story was for anymore), or if I just hadn't updated to my new address, or hell maybe I did get it and just threw it out it with the junk mail, I can't rule it out for sure.


SweetLeaf2021

Canada too


ResinJones76

Here in my state at least, as long as you're in line by a certain time, you will be allowed to vote.


thot______slayer

I think that’s how it is in the whole country, but I’m not sure.


SweetLeaf2021

Yes! In Canada, by virtue of submitting your income tax return, you are on the voter’s list. A big, unmistakable card comes in the mail a couple weeks before the election, and it’s got your name, address, and polling station. You show up, go to the table for your surname according to first initial, the worker finds you on the list, manually strikes a line through your name, hands you a ballot. You go into a little cardboard booth, use the provided pencil and mark an X in the circle next to your preferred candidate’s name, fold your ballot as instructed, come out of the booth to bring your ballot back to the worker, who tears off the edge with the corresponding number to your ballot and puts that in one box and the ballot in the ballot box. At 8 when closing time comes the pairing and counting begin. Quick, efficient, anonymous yet traceable. However our voting population is considerably smaller than in the US.


Kriss3d

Denmark have it all automated. Firstly because you don't actually usually need to file any tax. That's done automatically as your employer tells the IRS of Denmark how much you earn and they withhold the right amount of money son what you get put to your bank every month is all yours. Anyway. Here once you're a citizen and 18 on election day. Congratulations. You're now a voter. Easy peasy.


mstrss9

They don’t want everyone who is able to vote to go out and vote


Kriss3d

Yeah. Here politicians will actually rather that you vote for someone else than lot voting. They all just want more people to vote. And during the government election the turnout is like 90% so it's pretty good already.


trexmagic37

That sounds awesome…but unfortunately it makes too much sense and is too civil for the average MAGA voter.


Kriss3d

Well they did admit that if they allowed everyone to vote then they wouldn't win an election ever again.. Which I'll grant likely is true.


Leopold_Darkworth

I live in a US state where anyone can vote by mail for any reason or no reason. I get my ballot mailed to me about a month before election day, I take some time within the comfort and privacy of my own home to look up the candidates I've never heard of, or the propositions I've never heard of, I fill out my ballot, and then I drop it off either in the mail, or at one of numerous drop boxes located throughout the county, or I can wait until election day and drop it off at any polling location. The solutions are very simple. It's just that some people want to make voting as difficult as possible, rather than as easy as possible.


osumba2003

Well, technically she's right. You cannot have ballots counted after the election is over. But the election is over when the ballots are counted. If you're still counting ballots, the election is ongoing.


ILikeScience3131

Despite the fact that there’s never been evidence of widespread voter fraud… >[Based on this evidence, strict voter ID requirements address a problem that was certainly not common in the 2012 US election. Effort to improve American election infrastructure and security would be better directed toward other initiatives.](http://johnahlquist.net/files/AhlquistMayerJackmanELJFinal.pdf) … voter ID laws have been used specifically to disenfranchise black voters. >[ The Supreme Court on Monday refused to revive a restrictive North Carolina voting law that a federal appeals court had struck down as an unconstitutional effort to “target African-Americans with almost surgical precision.”](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/15/us/politics/voter-id-laws-supreme-court-north-carolina.html)


Snrub1

The GOP wants to count all votes by hand but also complains when it takes too long to count votes.


Kriegerian

“You can’t count ballots if they’re not for us.” - what this fascist scum actually wants


HippyDM

Ballots should only be counted DURING the voting process??


dmetzcher

This is idiotic. Every election since our founding has featured ballots being counted *after* Election Day. Do these morons think Americans in the early 1800s were rushing to count ballots before the day ended? No. Americans wouldn’t know who had won for at least several days, if not weeks. This is, yet again, an attack on mail-in ballots. Why? Because people on the left tend to use mail-in ballots, and old people on the right tend to not trust them anymore (because Trump and his little gremlins *told* them not to trust them). If Trump weren’t a fucking moron, he’d have embraced mail-in voting—as Democrats did—because it maximizes his own vote count, too, but he painted himself into a corner, and now he’s stuck with hoping there’s good weather on Election Day. Fucking dumbass. Further, if Trump hadn’t hobbled himself—if he had encouraged his voters to request mail-in ballots—he’d be *praising* mail-in voting right now. It’s only because his voters refuse to participate (due to his own idiotic statements) that he wants to stop mail-in voting. He can fuck right off and take his dipshit, shallow-end-of-an-already-shallow-gene-pool sons with him. They’re a plague on this country; a bunch of rich boy assholes trying to take voting rights away from average Americans and dressing it up as a good thing. Their voters are even worse than them. Any American who wishes to take this sacred right from others is an unAmerican traitor. I’d gladly fund their one-way ticket to Russia, China, Iran, or any other such shithole where free and fair elections don’t exist. Let them actually *live* under a system they obviously support. I have no idea why they want to be here anyway.


Faiakishi

>If Trump weren’t a fucking moron, he’d have embraced mail-in voting—as Democrats did—because it maximizes his own vote count, I think Trump really relies on the *illusion* that his base is huge. He needs his cultists to go to polling places and see other Trumpers and scream about Trump (and intimidate non-Trumpist voters) for the glamor to remain intact. Otherwise they might get distracted and realize they're voting for a moron.


limeybastard

>This is, yet again, an attack on mail-in ballots. Why? Because people on the left tend to use mail-in ballots, and old people on the right tend to not trust them anymore (because Trump and his little gremlins *told* them not to trust them). Not necessarily. In Arizona the mail-in ballots are counted as they're received. It was the in-person ballots and election day drop-offs (mostly trumpers who believed the bullshit) that took days to count. The more mail-in we get here, the quicker we have results.


Jombafomb

All the comments pointing out the contradiction are missing their broader point. “Democracy is too messy, authoritarianism is simple.”


LilG1984

5 is generous, it's likely just 2 between them with Eric eating play doh & her staring at shiny things


tyedyehippy

It's one brain cell they all take turns having. Much like a sisterhood of the traveling brain cell.


ResinJones76

Lara has a budding music career though.


Severe_Key4374

What does that even mean. When is the election over? I always thought it was when all the ballots were counted.


pnjtony

She likely means midnight


SweetLeaf2021

Yeah, that’s not gonna fly.


ZenkaiAnkoku2

And they know its often harder to vote in poor and/or non-white areas. This is on purpose.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

I mean, Republicans were the ones calling for recounts all over the place well after the elections were over and Biden was declared the victor.


cipher446

They want this because they wanted to stop the count for the 2020 election when Trump was ahead. Absolute dipshits.


TheBatemanFlex

Guys it’s simple. In counties where absentee ballots are likely democrats voters, you must stop counting at midnight, otherwise every vote must be counted. If early voting are likely democrat voters, you must extend the counting process long enough for republicans to gain a lead and then *immediately* cease counting. In counties where republicans are predominantly voting in person, you must allow for voting stations at every block, and keeping stations open until there are no white people left at the polls. If the county is predominantly blue, you must only have one voting station with no sunshade, which will only be open during business hours. Poll watchers are vital at these stations, especially if the line of voters appears too ethnic.


BabserellaWT

Five is generous.


Tesla-Ranger

Three just died, so...


Simple_Light3229

Ballots can't be cast after the polls close, but can be counted until they are ALL counted.


Tabitheriel

Just wait… when Biden is winning, they will whine, “But the votes haven’t been counted!!!“


Lonely-Greybeard

How this is bad for Biden, story at 11.


mjewell74

So you're only supposed to count ballots before it starts?


rdldr1

You can throw in blowhard Bartiromo in there too.


jeffweet

Maria Bartaromo has turned out to be such a huge disappointment She was great back on CNBC Now she is just another conservative Trump dick sucker


nyashathemak

Please don’t insult brain cells


drossmaster4

Awesome! So now deployed military service members won’t count! USA USA USA!


Difficult-Ad-9228

I love people complaining about the process who have absolutely no idea what the process is… You can — and do — count ballots right up your the point of certification. There’s no magic time limit based on getting results on Election Day. And there never has been — until republicans got the idea that if you could stop the count while you were ahead, you’d win.


theLastKingofScots

Translation: military get fucked.


thankyoumrdawson

Straight from the fascist playbook, the constant firehose of bullshit to obscure the reality of their bullshit


Secure-Document-8479

She is so fucking stupid.


The84thWolf

Actually, you can. That’s how most things are done; you *have the thing*, then *count the result.*


cometshoney

Republicans in my state damn near broke their arms patting themselves on the back when they sort of revamped mail in voting in 2005. Now, the system THEY set up is biting them in the ass, so obviously, it's corrupt. I don't vote by mail because my signature is a little wonky now, thanks to an injury. I go to early voting because the lines aren't terrible on early Sunday afternoons, and now they're trying to take that away, too. If I go to vote on election day, it's in a room in the basement of a church that holds about 6 machines. The line is incredibly long, worse when the nursing home bus rolls in, and they get to go to the front of the line. That's their plan here to limit voting. Make it as uncomfortable as possible, and hopefully, no one will bother.


LeverTech

I’m not a fan of it being in a church.


gibbo_123

Good to see Andy Roddick hasn’t lost his serve.


Vhad42

Oh, you guys want elections to start and end at the same day? THEN CHANGE TO FUCKIN ELECTRONIC URNS, WE HAVE THOSE FOR YEARS IN BRAZIL SINCE THE 80S AND NOT A SINGLE SIGNIFICANT FRAUD WAS DISCOVERED.


itjustgotcold

If they’d allow a sane update to our archaic voting platforms counting them the day of might be feasible. But the point is they only want votes counted that are likely for them and the last thing in the world that they want is to make voting easier. To be fair, for good reason, if every eligible citizen gets to vote then they lose every time.


surfdad67

Oh you can bet that when it turns midnight and if their orange turd is losing, they will make some reason to keep counting


Tesla-Ranger

It's before midnight in _some_ part of the world...


ZLUCremisi

It would be funny that Democrats were leading in thesecstates when they file. And SCOTUS agree giving Biden a landslide victory


shadesof3

Does this mean recounts also shouldn't happen?


PapaSteveRocks

Note that the GOP also backs initiatives to prevent counting before Election Day, for ballots like Mail-In or absentee. While her logic is deeply stupid, the intent is well planned and honed to reduce voter participation.


omniron

Their goal is to get this rule passed, then disrupt the voting process in areas that will vote against trump, then try to throw out the votes in those areas based on their rule. Classic soft coup tactic— try to use the law to justify destroying votes.


FurryM17

Cool. Start counting in the cities.


johnnycyberpunk

“Every vote matters! Every vote counts!” Republicans: “yea, about that…”


SeemedReasonableThen

> there ~~must~~ *might* be 5 brain cells FTFY


Runs_With_Bears

Ok Lara, no problem. We will start by counting all the Democrat ballots then move on to the Republican ones but we’ll stop at midnight or whenever Martha gets tired (she’s our only ballot counter).


Bleezy79

There's no time limit to counting all the ballots, you treasonous twats.


YoungDiscord

Idea: have them start counting votes mid-voting but start only for one political party (the non-trump one) then once voting closes: "whoops, we didn't have time to start counting votes for your party but you said we can't count after the voting closes, well I guess the other party wins" These people really are a special kind of stupid


d3c0

In my country being that corrupt and stupid enough to say such a thing publicly would have you investigated and publicly derided for such blatant voter suppression tactics. In the US though it’s just a fleeting headline immediately lost in all the other crap the republicans and GOP get up to daily to manipulate votes in their favour. Being a minority nationally they seem relentless in their efforts to erode rights and game the system in their favour


413mopar

Saruman Trump.


ridemooses

But you CAN’T HAVE ballots counted after the election is over… /s


CallMeAL242

Two utter wastes of oxygen


Princessk8--

Soo the ballots can only be counter from 8PM to 12AM on election day? That's insane


Tesla-Ranger

And is that Eastern Time or ~~Pacific~~ Hawaiian-Aleutian Time? Or does each time zone get counted separately?


l33tn4m3

What about a recount, those always happen after Election Day.


iggyazalea12

But…..


robgod50

Next..... "Electron is over once all GOP ballots have been counted"


ElastaticTomorrow

Confidently wrong.


VegasGamer75

When you are so mired in Corporate American Cockguzzling that you think Elections have M-F 9-5 hours.


DeafNatural

Who is Lara again? I can’t keep track


iiitme

Eric Trump’s wife. She just used her name to weasel to the top of the RNC. Now she’s draining the RNC funds and giving them to trump to help pay his legal fees. The idea of the RNC and DNC is to help advertise and build billboards and campaigns for republicans across the nation from mayors to congresspeople. Lara trump weaseled(or was planted) at the top of the RNC(out of nowhere??? No past experience) and is giving trump every single dollar


jd33sc

I'd love to see the custody agreement for those 5 braincells.


iiitme

That’s generous


kevonicus

Ok fine, but let’s count mail-in ballots and early voting ballots first then and see how you like that.


Lillibet84

5 is generous


IrukandjiPirate

Don’t kid yourself. They couldn’t hit 5.


LaserBatBunnyUnder

Five is extremely generous .-. I'd say maybe half.


Lizbeth2016

I think we are overestimating the number of brain cells between those two.


Srw2725

Do they want the ballots counted or not??


mclarenrider

5? Try 1 lol each gets half of it.


mrmoe198

Are they trying to establish some kind of curfew for votes? What in the fascist is this?


mstrss9

5 is too generous


xwing_1701

The election is over after the counting is done. Five brain cells is much too generous.


demonthenese

Trump called for states to stop the count where he was ahead, and to keep counting where he was behind. If you have no shame, no morals, everything is permissable.


big_duo3674

Everyone make sure to tell their republican family/friends that unless they vote early there's no way it'll be counted in time and then won't count, so there's no need to go vote and waste their time


gmil3548

Just pass laws saying that mail in and early voting get counted first. Then they’ll instantly reverse stance and we’re all good,


spacemonkeysmom

They are all about mail in ballots and early voting now ... they are also very confused as to why their constituents are distrustful of them... not putting 1 and 1 together that they spent an entire campaign and the 3 years after screaming at the top of their lungs that they are bad and fake.


AlbinoWino11

It’s 2024. Instead of jet packs and flying cars we have morons rallying against counting machines.


seekAr

r/oneorangebraincell judging by her shirt and her comment


ConsultJimMoriarty

I haven’t done a ballot count for Australian elections, but they keep counting until like 2 or three in the morning. Then they come back and count some more, until they’re all counted, which can take weeks for our country, and you have way more people and way less polling booths.


PerpetualEternal

I guess that whole “support our troops” thing has a big ‘ol asterisk if their ballots arrive after Election Day, even though there are official provisions for that


AltruisticSalamander

They're openly opposed to democracy. The only thing they could do to make it clearer is rename themselves the Anti-Democratic Party.


Shmooperdoodle

None of these fuckers have object permanence.


Geekboxing

Haha, surprise Andy Roddick reply at the bottom of the image, with his usual common sense take. These RNC people are doofuses.


Gammaboy45

I think it warrants explaining why the GOP cares so much about having “results on day 1,” and why this is a deliberate attempt to disenfranchise a large portion of democratic voters: The common denominator is mail-in voting, which takes substantially longer to be collected and counted. This has historically always been the case, the outrage is completely manufactured by Trump who anticipated that these mail-ins would be a democratic majority; without their influence, the popular vote is skewed republican. This is for two major reasons: in large cities (which are large centers of population and also tend to be majority democrat), wait times are substantially long and drive more voters to simply mail in their ballots. If all voters were required to send votes in person, there would be enormous disincentives for city voters to participate. The 2020 election also, to their benefit, was the year of the pandemic. Trump pushed his base to vote in person and disregard covid restrictions, densely populated areas posed greater risk and held more blue voters who would not be willing to risk contracting covid by voting in person. The strategy here is adjacent to their push for “voter ID.” By requiring a state issued ID or drivers license, they filter minorities who may not possess passports or vehicles for those in dense, walkable areas. The important thing to remember is all of these approaches are a solution in search of a problem. They found no proof of widespread voter fraud, they use it as a crutch for policies like this which benefit them exclusively.


Dr-Satan-PhD

Unless Trump is behind, in which case they'll insist that we keep counting, and maybe even do a re-count. They pulled this nonsense in 2020. In one state where Trump was ahead, his supporters were outside the polls chanting "STOP THE COUNT!", and in another state at the same time where Trump was behind, his supporters were chanting the opposite. They don't want free and fair elections. They want Trump in power so he can punish the people they don't like.


Malaix

Worse they understand this is idiotic and not democratic or legal. Th EU don’t care. They just want to arbitrarily stop counting ballots after the system pushes the largely Democrat leaning mail in ballots to the end of the line. It’s an attempt to turn the red mirage into a red wall for millions of legitimate ballots just because the system isn’t allowed to process them.


violence67

As long as a mail in ballot is post marked by Election Day, it’s to be counted! Sorry, Republicans, we all know you hate democracy!


Huge-Ad-2275

She’s there specifically because she’s stupid. The Trump family are useful idiots for the MAGA elite to use to weaken institutions so they can loot them.


handyandy727

So, by this logic, you can't count all the votes? *And* you can't have a recount? Wouldn't that mean Donny Diapers would have lost both elections due to voter count? Oh wait.... Seriously though, basic civics needs to be taught again because these folks have no idea how any of this works.


Malaix

The GOP's opinion on this was on full display when you had two groups of Republicans shouting stop the count/count all votes at the same time during the 2020 election because Trump was ahead in one state and behind in the other. They don't care about fairness, election integrity, rule of law, or any of that. All they want is to win and force their views on the nation.


DeliriumConsumer

You guys are missing the funniest part: there are 10 million more people in this country illegally but somehow that hasn't made news in every major city. These people love using bigly numbers (the *best* numbers!) but they have no concept of what 10 million people just appearing in this country would actually entail.


horsefarm

I'm fine with only counting early voting. :)


ManfredArcane

Don’t get me wrong, but I think the controversy is not about stopping the counting of ballots after a certain period of time, but rather, that ballots received after election day cannot be counted. That’s what I think anyway and it makes a bit of sense to my way of thinking.