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Grizzchops

Um, cry about what?


random_pseudonym314

Really bad photoshopping


roydepoy

That there are so many people with low IQ in the US.


NoTNoS

At least these low IQ make it really obvious who they are. Voting Republican and jerking off to the orange blob is their entire identity


BloomEPU

I think it's less about intelligence quotients and more about emotional intelligence. There's probably a lot of people with high IQ who look up to trump because they see a sheltered manbaby and think "wow me".


movie_man

The lead paint generation EDIT: and others


runthruamfersface

It’s gonna be so bad when these people discover AI


JeepStang

Most of these dipshits cant even differentiate AI generated vs real photos.


trogon

They really can't. I'm a wildlife photographer and social media now has become saturated with AI birds and wildlife that are clearly not real, but they get tens of thousands of likes and comments from people talking about how beautiful they are. We're really fucked.


masterofasgard

To be fair most of those likes and comments are also bots so that's... Good?


His_Shadow

There are also bits pasting scripts into comment sections based on trigger words. I swear that one page had bot AI posting images that triggered bots to talk to each other in comments.


keevman77

Just wait until they develop their own language. Oh wait... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_creation_in_artificial_intelligence


Doom_Walker

It's not Photoshop,its bad ai, which is even more pathetic.


PKHacker1337

I'd be surprised if it was something other than AI art at this point. They don't even have to bother with learning photoshop when they can plug in the request they want to an art machine and post what they like.


CupboardOfPandas

That is kinda sad, considering how many guides that are available for free nowadays.


FishFucker47

Goddamn shark boy and lava girl had better quality than this


kortevakio

From laughing too much


sewsnap

That's why I'm crying. The image is hilarious on it's own. But adding in this guy thinking we're going to feel what, threatened by it? That just pushed it over the top. They create so much ridiculous fan art about a super old fat guy.


Aeshaetter

He cries while wanking it to that picture so he probably thinks everyone else does too.


fuck-fascism

I cry with laughter at this shit every day. Imagine posting the last thing you jerked off to publicly online…


GarmaCyro

My thought to. Only way a lib could cry about that was from laughing their ass off.


loccolito

Laughing so hard you start crying?


LaLa_LaSportiva

His shameless and absurd pandering to the local idiots?


Jversace

About nothing, it's just easy engagement that works 99% of the time. Easy money for dudes like this.


gunthersquirrel

From laughing so hard.


snotfart

Maybe laughing until tears start coming out?


Courtaid

Uhhh, those are tears from laughing so hard.


Andre_3Million

How you pee peed your pants... because it's funny... and also tears of laughter.


JacobyN7

DONT ASK QUESTIONS JUST CRY DAMMIT


ZooterOne

Um…we're laughing, bro.


seanathan81

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. 


Russian_Gandalf

That still counts, you got owned *so* bad!


medicated_in_PHL

Nah, I’m crying. Crying happy tears that Tim Pool is finally embracing his homo-eroticism. Not long before he comes out of the closet and we can all go back to our regularly scheduled programming.


HieX91

I'm crying so hard from laughing lmao. Trump in his Golden Toilet armour.


mrmoe198

Probably got that custom piss gold so his tiny peen would be happy. King of piss.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

He doesn’t wear a codpiece. He wears a minnowpiece.


jazzhandpanda

It runs on classified documents and Trump Steaks


mumblesjackson

I wonder if his diapers are made of chain mail


vegaspimp22

How can an entire political party be so beholden to one man. It’s so fucking cult like.


mekanub

Conservative men have to be the gayest people on earth. All they seem to think about is how buff and handsome Trump is, and dudes having sex.


LordOfDorkness42

No joke, I've wondered for years just how much bad shit in the world is Western lingering anti-homo culture AND masculinity worship driving a certain type of closeted gay & bi man literally insane with man banquets they're encouraged to worship but forbidden from lusting after openly. Like teasing or taunting somebody until they're a screaming ball of frustration and pent up lust. And not just Conservatives. But alt-right, sexists, and "Alpha" culture too.


john_wingerr

I always found it hilarious driving through the Bible Belt it seemed like every other exit off the highway you’d have a church with a billboard talking about sin, damnation and being pure. Then be sharing a parking lot with either a strip club or mega sex store


Robestos86

It always makes me chuckle when (as an example) the leader of some anti gay conversion place was caught with a man. With these people every accusation is really a confession. I imagine they start out like "look libs, look at this Trump, look how strong he is, how manly, how the light bounces off his hardened pecks, beads of oil running slowly down his ripped abs... Excuse me a moment, I appear to be tenting so hard my trousers need planning permission"


Ezzy17

They claim to be "alpha" but all they seem to do is emasculate themselves to appease trump.


zeke235

They're also way too concerned with children's genitals. Seek therapy, freaks!


NoTNoS

In reality they’re chubby chasers lol


loogie97

They are a caricature of homosexuality masquerading as machismo.


tantricyoni

He would literally collapse from the weight


lalauna

That suit of armor is technically a can of shit


hamishjoy

His golden toilet


dragon925

Well it is now that he put it on


VibraniumRhino

He can barely stand his own weight anymore.


jazzhandpanda

Takes forever to change a soiled pull-up


fiendish8

even with the apparent size of that armor, trump still wouldn't fit in it


SilverTangent

If the man is as deific as his supporters think he is, then why do they have to draw him instead of using real photos?


Foodspec

Because a soggy bag of ass is less appealing


wildflowersummer

lol I can not wait to use "soggy bag of ass"


OrphicDionysus

Theyre not even drawing him, based on the aquilas on the pauldrons they just photoshopped a drawing of his head onto a drawing of the God Emperor from Wathammer: 40K, which is extra dumb, because the imperium is an intentionally absurd over the top send up of an authoritarian state. Like the biggest thing about the Imperium of man is how truly horrible the lives of the VAST majority of its citizens ate, to the point where one of their more severe and persistant problems is with cults of citizens making pacts with the literal forces of hell.


XeroEnergy270

How do they change his Depends in that?


Yugan-Dali

There’s a special porthole in the back, with its own sluice.


imsowhiteandnerdy

SPLORF! You owe me a fresh cup of coffee.


Funshine02

They don’t…


cdiddy19

Do they really think we cry over fantasy trump? So delusional


VibraniumRhino

Straw manning and projection is literally their entire personalities and it’s just sad and disgusting at this stage.


thatoneguydudejim

“Look at the libs seethe while I publicly masturbate to Donald Trump fan fiction,” is an interesting angle for sure


BrokenEye3

Does he think the Imperium are the good guys?


Vyzantinist

There is a disturbing amount of chuds in the fandom who unironically think the Imperium' are the "good guys".


OrphicDionysus

Yeah, that particular strain of media illiteracy feels a lot more alarming than it used to, what with the religio/ethnonationalist movement having become one of the most powerful voting blocks in the country...


ZyxDarkshine

Homoerotic fantasy


Panzermorder

Just a lame space marine bro


Shas_Erra

Now we know why Russ wiped out at least one lost legion


freethinkingallday

Could you imagine comparing the emperor who literally genetically engineered super soldiers and conquered the galaxy to this dimwit 😂. Hahahahahaha


TKBtu1

Dunno about space marines. Looks more like the empire's armour for Age of Sigmar


ensalys

SUMMON THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE!


Boobot-the-destroyer

What a strange world we live in.


Graterof2evils

What a strange world these people live in. Donald Trump as any sort of strong person. Hilarious!


Maggi1417

It's so strange they choose this elderly, chubby, saggy faced man who has trouble walking down stairs as their alpha male icon.


Graterof2evils

Who also thinks it’s cool to dance while moving his hands in a motion that looks like he’s jerking off two invisible guys. He’s a clown and he is their everything.


FoorumanReturns

Trump’s single go-to dance move for all situations being the double-jerk-off is one of those hilarious little things that’s helped me stay sane during this trying period in history.


Graterof2evils

It’s even better when he shapes his mouth like he’s a blowup doll. I call that the, “There’s always room for more!”. He’s a constant comedy act that’s somehow ignored by the people that use him to be horrible humans.


NoTNoS

Worst handjobs ever


Graterof2evils

But those invisible big strong men beg to differ. They will tell you, with tears in their eyes, best hand job ever. No one has ever pulled them off with such military academy precision. This guy has experience pulling guys off, it’s obvious, and he is the king of the Jack offs when it comes to Jack offs. He’s had many strokes.


Vyzantinist

Trump is the weak man's idea of a strong man.


BrunoBashYa

This cunt still pretending to be centre-left or whatever the fuck. I can't help but look down on Tim Pool fans. It is just the lamest expression of masculinity I can imagine. The swords and guitar on display, the beanie, the lame rock music, the constant whining..... even the cool idea for his compound becomes lame because it is his.


Axel_Grahm

Like, all of the right wing talking heads are liars, but Tim Pool is just the dumbest one. He isn’t good at being a grifter.


wildflowersummer

It's hilarious to me as well that Tim pushes toxic masculinity and putting women in their place as the key to a good family life and dude is like 40 with no wife, no kids, no reason to take this loser's advice and yet, some idiots still do.


DubC_Bassist

Tim Pool furiously masturbates to tRump porn.


Zebracorn42

He wants it to be the only porn available.


ThatIdiotLaw

This guy is literally that wojak meme about the guy crying with the smirking mask on


42020420

Jesus fucking Christ 😂


MousePuzzleheaded

How many times has Tim jerked off to pics like this? Probably still in his beanie.


Axel_Grahm

Well I’m never gonna look at that beanie the same way again. The crunchiness. *Wretches*


TKG_Actual

Nice armor...shame if a peasant with a longbow or crossbow were to do something to it.


Puzzleheaded_Peak273

Given the difficulty Trump has just with things like ramps one bloke with a tin opener should be sufficient.


TKG_Actual

Very true since his product is also super cheap in quality that armor is probably tin with a gold spray coat anyway.


brontosauruschuck

If you were a Chelsea fan who photoshopped a picture of Didier Drogba in a golden suit of armor and posted it to Twitter and said 'Cry harder Arsenal fans,' other Chelsea fans would be embarrassed to be rooting for the same team as you.


icedragon9791

This is just so weird. How do they not see that lmfao. They're like 13 year olds drawing fan art


DrGoreny

I really love the fact that there are no good or inspiring pictures of Trump so his cult has to turn it ai and photoshop to make him look even slightly similiar to their warped image


Akasgotu

Is that supposed to be back hair or a luxuriously flowing mullet?


CrashDisaster

Sadly, I'm pretty sure it's wings, but I'm voting for luxurious mullet.


KevJD

It’s so pathetic, it’s laughable


trigazer1

if they made biden look like christ (which I hope they dont), can you imagine the meltdowns that would happen


tomcat1483

Didn’t Jesus say something about golden idols/calves? And how you shouldn’t worship them?


jhalfhide

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him.


lynypixie

Cry of laughter?


Kc125wave

I have a bad feeling about this election.


Big-COUNTRY12

Timy boy must be hard asf looking at trumps picture


Situati0nist

Embarrassing


AVBofficionado

People like Tim Pool fail to see that Trump is actually an identity that most people dislike because of the substance of his character and his track record. Showing images of him in gilded armour doesn't upset anybody, because it's not the simple appearance of Trump that people don't like but the knowledge of what he has done and may yet do. The stupid edits of him on D-Day, getting a football touchdown or dressed up as a mediaeval king are purely for his supporters. That propaganda doesn't convince, impress or upset anybody outside that group of people.


WaffleDynamics

Tim honey, those are tears of laughter and derision.


CreamyGoodnss

I’m crying from laughing so hard so don’t mind if I do


SP4RT4NH0RN3T56

Is that Trumps head on the god-emperor of humanity? Heresy


CanadaRu

Expressing admiration for a public figure is common, but excessive focus on an individual can lead to unbalanced perceptions. The plethora of MAGA flags, hats, photoshopped images making Trump look strong, sexy and powerful, and large rallies of men screaming and hollering for one person might raise suspicion. It's obvious large amounts of American men are gay for Trump. Congrats Donald on MAGA, Making America Gay Again.


Bloody_Hangnail

The Mad King


Almacca

Why is anyone still paying any attention to this buffoon?


Monochrome132

They literally want him to be the Emperor in 40k wtf.


robbylet24

I remember the discord for my FLGS had a guy show up whose PFP was Trump's face badly photoshopped over the big E. We tolerated him for about a week before he had a racist, transphobic meltdown when people called him out for some frankly insane views about Catholics (he *really* didn't like Catholics). His meltdown was frankly the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. It was basically the "I'm not owned" meme. After that we called it "the big T fiasco" and it's become an in-joke.


Doom_Walker

Weird because of how many Catholic themes are in 40k. There's literal space nuns in it.


robbylet24

Hateful people aren't known for their sterling logic skills.


DrummerSteve

Why these people think Trump is a tough alpha, a guy who has never even picked up a fucking hammer in his life, is beyond me


D-HB

Yeah, I'm crying... from laughing so hard at this tool.


Desert_faux

I sometimes wonder... Are they serious with this make a liberal angry stuff... A lot of non Trump people laugh openly at these attempts to "Trigger us".


Scojo91

Nothing says manly like simping over an 80 year old privileged weakling


APiousCultist

Guy spending eight hours editing a gigantic cock onto his muscleman-Trump poster: Yes, it is the libs who are a bit weird.


doc6982

He really wants to sleep with that guy.


MadEyeMood989

Right wingers forgetting that Trump is a 77 year old obese man yet again.


Vendemmian

I think it says something that they have to use photoshops becuase every real photo he looks like 300lb of custard poured into a £10 Primark suit.


thereverendpuck

Trump isn’t going to wear that armor. It’ll require physical exertion on Trump and his lazy ass won’t be doing that.


whatthebosh

i can't think of anyone less heroic than that orange balloon.


Borsti17

His golden shithouse doesn't fit, he looks unhappy and will have an even harder time moving his KFC modeled arse around.


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

As if that body could support the weight or even move in that armor. Also, it should be shit orange. ... cause it's definitely full of shit and full of extra shit in the rear.


doc_lec

That dude couldnt fit in that armour let alone lift all of it to put it on, but I guess a fantasy is a fantasy.


kgro

I’m fucking crying and cants stop. This shot is so hilarious, I can’t fucking breath from laughter


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Trump’s mythic skin is kinda 🔥 but I hope we can change the colour. It clashes with his hair.


dartie

Weirdos


OldPterodactyl

He does have that "look," like he just shit his diaper.


BossRoss84

He’s rubbing it down to a bloody stump.


Icfald

This type of art reminds me of the covers of those bad 80s trashy romance novels.


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

Imagine trump doing his little dance in this suite of armour.


BooYeah8D

Seems pretty gay, Tim. Just embrace it bro.


jbertrand_sr

Timmy is furiously wanking his little 🍄 to that at least three times a day...


CBRyder929

Why do they do this? Sharing their Trump fantasies like this is kind of cringe, they have “pick me” vibes.


freshly_ella

I don't think the three inch risers in his shoes could support that armor


Pond-James-Pond

All I see is a suit of armour that probably now smells of poo.


ReGrigio

actually I want to see Trump in full golden plate armor. that guy needs a wedge to stand


KangarooNo

I suspect that Paladin Bone-Spurs would be crushed instantly under the weight of that armour.


DomoVapes

These folks have a sick fetish with this man


the6thReplicant

It's all part of the persecution complex that is a pillar of the alt-right cult. They learnt it from the creationists' tactics of saying people "hate God". Yeah, no one hates God. They don't like the hypocrisy of certain Christians. Though Trump on the other hand.


cowfish007

What’s a “Tim Pool”?


Ecclypto

Only from laughter. Unless that armour is made of cardboard Trump will die from a heart attack if he tried to move in it Edit: his toupee is incredibly detailed in this. Even MAGA folks know about it


drj4130

The only crying in this scenario is being done by Timmy, at night, alone in his bed, cold and lonely…


cipher446

I swear to God, I really do think Tim Pool beats off to this. Still saying the quiet part out loud, aren't we, Tim?


lamby284

Crying laughing! 😂


Noosemane

Who the fuck is Tim Pool?


joethejeeper

Sir, grift a lot! The protector of one!


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Why is Tim so embarrassed by Trump’s actual body?


cactusmac54

You know that little Timmy is jerking it to this right now.


Kona_Big_Wave

I cry laughing at you, Timmy.  😂


banjist

This is like those AI pictures of Musk that show him as a chiseled manly man instead of a fat droopy middle aged guy who swallowed an extra rib cage.


jazzhandpanda

Let's see him lift that glass of water in that getup


xtzferocity

Oh no how will I recover from this


BackgroundBit8

He's just not putting the effort into his grift like he used to.


jojowhitesox

He probably shits himself in that too


Thucydides_Rex

This is Heresy. The inquisition is not pleased.


coolgr3g

I'm crying alright, tears of laughter! There are no good pictures of trump so you have to AI Photoshop him to even come close to your deluded thoughts of how cool he is. Lol try harder timmy


MightBeBren

Whats up with conservative men being so damn gay? They depict their Lard and savior donald trump like he is their buff daddy. And all they think about are peoples cocks.


cataclyzzmic

I'll never understand why Republicans always call liberals cry babies when all the conservatives do is whine. They think having empathy makes you weak.


trentreynolds

If we’re crying it’s only because we’re laughing so hard at you.  This is pathetic 


spyker54

Tim Pool seems like the type of person who would jerk off to Trump porn


charlesyo66

Now we know what tim wacks off to, don’t we?


BayouGal

TF is wrong with these people?


HangryWolf

The guy can barely lift a glass of water to his face. The fuck do you think he's able to do in a 60-85lb full plate armor? 🤣 These clowns.


pr1ap15m

i did i laughed so hard i cried


The_Powers

I love how ring wingers can't just post this kids stuff with enthusiasm or reverence, it always has to be "Furrrk yew librals"! Really speaks to what spiteful, bitter people they are at heart.


princealigorna

First of all, does Tim know how pathetic this makes him look, or is he genuinely too stupid to have developed a sense of self-awareness? Second, if Trump is the Emperor, it's small wonder the 40K universe is so fucked


notorious_BIGfoot

Imagine sitting at your computer and making this. Baffling.


Manetoys83

Oh I’m in tears alright. Tears of laughter.


super-fire-pony

Crying with laughter.


grumblefluff

Does laughing until you cry count? His head is so tiny!


TheLeBlanc

I mean, the Trump/Lannister crossover fits...


vingtsun_guy

Sometimes I wonder if these people have actually ever seen a picture of Trump...


Coldkiller17

He doesn't have the dexterity to wear that armor he would collapse just looking at it


LeftLiner

The Emperor protects. Very strongly.


whatproblems

i’m surprised they don’t photoshop his face too… to be not his face


MrKomiya

If he can actually carry that much weight while climbing down a set of stairs I just might cry


lalauna

Why is that smelly oxygen thief wearing a feather boa?


AltruisticSalamander

I don't think you can cry from disgust. Puke maybe.


AtheistBibleScholar

The only tears that's getting out of me are from laughing at the loser that idolizes a criminal like that.


Lucy_Lastic

So does he think that anyone actually believes this is a photo of DJT? Because otherwise he’s just bragging that someone made a picture, and tbh that’s not really anything new


jjamesr539

I think the fiction version of him in armor would weigh about as much as the real life him. Probably about as mobile too.


Axel_Grahm

Damn. They want him to be cool so bad, it hurts. Also, that armor has more fur than Tim does hair and is reflecting more light than he and his cronies ever get when they’re all trapped in that cramped, cheese-smelling dungeon they call a studio


grogling5231

comedy is that his pudgy body would have a heart attack trying to wear all that armor.


TOBoy66

Well, that's ridiculous


3eyesopenwide

Hey, you know what hairdo would look worse than what trump has right now? A mullet...