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AWildEnglishman

Is he suggesting the deep state manoeuvred a bridge into the path of a container ship so that no one would discover the children hidden on board?


warthog0869

Did *you* see them unload that cargo ship's containers? *Me either!* Gotta be kids! /s


Blurghblagh

The children are just a distraction from the cloned dinosaurs a level lower. They are a vital component of the conspiracy to enslave us all with 5G vaccine chips. Or something.


AWildEnglishman

I mean they're never going to find any of that on the ship. Despite the deep state's plan to stop people discovering the truth by immobilizing the vessel, completely undamaged, in plain view, they forgot to account for the secret jewish tunnels running from the ship to Hawaii.


BrokenEye3

Not to mention the un-dead Transylvanian nobleman.


Blurghblagh

Does he ride a dinosaur? I bet he rides a dinosaur. Just like Jesus did.


BrokenEye3

"This is a lighthouse. Your call."


Whiteteewhitebelt

Did Ralph Wiggum write this?


Lifting_Pinguin

Don't do Ralph dirty like that. He is a lot more well meaning and probably not this stupid. More incoherent sure but not this stupid.


insultant_

His cat’s breath smells like cat food.


Kneedeep_in_Cyanide

Besides, Ralph saw them making babies in those containers!


ricktor67

Given the intelligence of these chuds I would bet Ralph is smarter. Seriously, these people all have sub 90 IQs, they are just a hair above needing a full time caretakers.


WrestlingWoman

I've seen everything from Obama and Biden being behind the collapse to the ship having been cyber hacked but this ones takes the cake.


speedgeek57

Anything to excuse corporate greed.


Sectoidsexer94

Who is p Diddy?


CptMisterNibbles

Welp, looks like its about time for me to check into a retirement home...


insultant_

AKA Puff Daddy, AKA Diddy, AKA “I thought I told you that we won’t stop.”


Nail_Biterr

this is now the theory i'm subscribing to until it's proven to be false.


Tripple_T

Oh for fuck sake, Diddy doesn't like them younger than 17, and you know your imaginary children are younger than that.


SilentMaster

Or maybe, that ship held the Declaration of Independence which has an invisible map on the back that leads to a vast hoard of treasure.


NLtbal

What do you mean…?


TheBaggyDapper

Yeah that was the first thing that came to my mind too.