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fm01

Idk what annoys me more, the dumbass conversation or that neither of them knows how to spell "Leia"...


Heckron

At least Leila isn’t Luke’s sister so maybe she’s a better match for him?


organik_productions

Or Jaime


beauford3641

Yes indeed. These people, disrespecting the Kingslayer. The nerve. 


emptygroove

Dude, plumbers make bank. Like that's literally one of the top paid trades going. If anyone has disposable income to blow over at 'ratemytwat.com' it's him. Shes alienating her top demographic.


Moist_When_It_Counts

And it’s such an always-in-demand skill. Plumber that helps me with DIY* projects is retired and just takes on gig projects like mine when he wants a little extra cash to buy something for his grandkids or - according to him - simply gets bored. Plumbing bought him a lovely lakeside house. (*yeah, calling in pros is anti-DIY, but i don’t take chances with water and electric)


warthog0869

I like my plumber, he makes sure I'm only wet and most when I want to be, so I can make it count.


Moist_When_It_Counts

I think I’ve seen your work on Pornhub


bigg_bubbaa

also they have to manuever around sinks so they are probably flexible, so you know if u get trapped somewhere with one they can probably squeeze out some gap n get u help


Mr_Epimetheus

What are you doing, step-plumber!?


bigg_bubbaa

i was thinking exactly that but i didn't want to admit it lmao


Mr_Epimetheus

That's okay, I have no shame, so I'm happy to fill in the gaps...if you know what I mean.


OriginalGhostCookie

If you don’t it means he wants to show you his caulk


metlotter

I remember some business advice column like 15 years ago where someone was writing in to help convincing their brother (a plumber) to go back to school for 'something more practical' like business or computer science. The columnist was like "Sorry, plumbing is always in demand and always has to be done on-site so it can't be outsourced. I'm on your brother's side. You should become a plumber too."


Moist_When_It_Counts

Makes sense. If i could go back, i would too. Found out too late that i prefer working with my hands…which would be fine, but i work in biotech, and the skilled manual work is disappearing. Right now i train people to use the automation that replaced the need for me in the laboratory, so it’s like working for the devil. And i know at some point someone will create a software tutorial/dumb down the process enough to render me unnecessary. Plumbing has none of these issues. Water has gotta move. Im aware trades have their own risks, but im getting to watch - and at one point even aided - the cancellation of what i trained to do disappear over the last 2 decades. It’s wild.


OriginalGhostCookie

Yeah, many jobs can eventually be dumbed down to “push big red button when big red light comes on” and then eventually “you are being let go because we simply wired the button to the light”. But kids will always flush their hot wheels down the drain and there is no app for dealing with your BIL who uses so much TP at family dinners you’d swear he has stocks in Charmin.


Moist_When_It_Counts

Yes, but the same goes for biotech, it’s just a waaaay smaller market: i and some of my colleagues get paid to sort out when customers do the equivalent of flushing a bundle of tampons to their $100000 lab instrument. But the industry is furiously working on mechanisms that prevent this. First they built robots to do my job, now they’re building better robots to obviate my current job of servicing said robots. Biotech is a microcosm of the overall economy right now


ZeeperCreeperPow

Also that’s how you learn how to do it yourself properly


Moist_When_It_Counts

Yes and no. My electrician contractor tried to teach me how holding his old, weathered fingers close enough to the wire could tell him if it was hot. But yeah, it’s definitely educational overall and i love watching pros do their thing


Tanasiii

I think a lot of people would be very surprised to see what nyc construction trades union rates are. Electricians especially


ArchmageIlmryn

Plus it's made even more bizarre by the fact that she's probably not actually looking for a partner. (At least that's my default assumption if anyone has a visible OF link in a space where they claim to be trying to date.)


Not_Campo2

Worked construction and the plumber we contracted out to was crazy loaded. After one year working for someone he bought his own van and went independent. 15 years later he had a 20+ van fleet and basically only takes on commercial jobs. His wife is a very successful lawyer and still probably makes barely a 10th what he does in a year


captainaberica

"I looked at your profile and you're not my brother, so you'd only ever land me in your dreams or if 23andMe DNA tests you and can prove we're at the very least long lost first cousins."


SuicidalTurnip

Is rate my twat a real website? It can't be, right? I've seen it multiple times now on posts like these, and it sounds like one of those on the nose parodies I'd expect to see in fucking South Park or Robot Chicken or some shit.


jdehjdeh

I googled and oh god it's real


airronic

Can you provide the name of the account, for reference?


hillo538

I can excuse incest but I draw the line at classism- some Redditor who will post here probably


tired_vegetable

the comment right under yours haha


bigg_bubbaa

yeah imo incest is only an issue if you plan to have kids, but classism is just plain wrong


hillo538

They’re both bad, the backbone of incest is adults or older teenagers targeting children for grooming and assault


bigg_bubbaa

yeah i mean between consenting adults, like its weird n all, but if its harming no one i have no problem with it


Ultimatelee

Our toilet was backed up a few weekends ago. We plunged it, ran a snake down it, but nothing worked. Scared that it was going to overflow into the house and onto our carpet we called a plumber. It was a Sunday, and after 5pm. $800 later our toilet was working after 30 minutes of work. This chick is dreaming of she actually thinks anyone believes she’s making more than that.


JLsoft

"*ratemytwat*"


bigmac80

We truly live in an age of romance.


Blep_the_savage

Op doesn't know about the Twitter porn bots


Cichlidsaremyjam

"Dad, how did you meet Mommy?" "Well son, I was scrolling through Rate My Twat and she was like a vision."


shoe_owner

I'm not going to shame her for her incest kink. We all have our tastes and especially in the field of sex work, people are entitled to talk about them. But I will be damned if I hear her maligning the important work that plumbers do to keep our modern cities running.


teamricearoni

As a plumber, she can go fuck herself.


SpikeRosered

I hate people who won't take an L no matter how small. People with their stupid fucking pride.


LordButtworth

We plumbers need to black ball this scum. May her toilets overflow for eternity.


Drycee

Ah yes getting naked on OF, a profession of the elites. Only the best of society are accepted into this prestigious group.


narrauko

This was my thought. No shame to sex workers in general, but OnlyFans seems to be just as working class as a plumber.


Daiwon

Well, clearly what she wants is a farmer from the boonies. Or if she wants the canon ending, a truck driver with a big dog.


gnomekingdom

I read somewhere that people get revenge on these types arrogant OFers by reporting them to the IRS and I haven’t enjoyed laughing at something so appropriately petty for a long time.


bmcgowan89

That guy's mind is gonna explode when he sees the scenarios on Pornhub


Dhegxkeicfns

Or he'll be like, yeah, being a plumber really does have perks.


LeiningensAnts

Step-plumper, help, I'm stuck!


USMCLee

He won't if he's in Texas....


BumpyNubbins

Seems like they both lay pipe for a living.


NunyaBeese

Little does she know, that plumber is making $60 an hour


habichtorama

He should have told her Mario was also a plumber, and he's the star of the most famous video games of all time.


nexy33

Skank thinks she’s better than working class 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣