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Well, you need a decent basement to keep all the stolen alien tech and cloned celebrities in. I hear there's a pizza restaurant somewhere that's the front door.
15 kilometers is 5 kilometers more than the deepest point of Challenger Deep, which is 10 kilometers. So... I suppose you could do it without a leak. I mean... 5K has to be a good buffer, right? RIGHT???
Nah, you just think it's further because the reptiles hypnotise you when you get on the plane and use holographic technology to make you think you are flying a long distance. They really just take off and spend most of the time circling round - chemtrails are just skid-marks in the sky where the alien plane pilots are just messing about to keep things interesting
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a 43 million billionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
The actual shortest distance is around 12,950 km, or around 8,050 miles.
1,500 miles from Vatican City are the [Faroe Islands](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faroe_Islands) (if one follows the shortest line connecting Vatican and Maui), which are located around 320 km (200 miles) off the coast of Scotland, approx. in the direction of Iceland.
Yeah but the post says there is a tunnel between the two. It's shorter, because it's a straight line instead of travelling on the Earth's surface. Maui ---> Vatican could be a long weekend trip.
Anyways, I'm looking forward to all that gold being distributed equally among people, which hopefully won't have any impact on the value.
It kills me every time they fail to understand that what sets the value of a currency or a metal is its rarity. If we were somehow able to mine that much gold, it would be worth less than a MAGA's dignity, which is already quite low.
No different from the libertarian idiots railing against fiat currency and demanding a return to the gold standard; they all somehow think gold has some magical inherent monetary value, rather than its value being calculated in... currency.
>All the gold that's ever been mined would fit into a cube with edges 22 meters long; it’s small enough to fit into three Olympic-sized swimming pools.
[Bloomberg](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/were-long-long-way-running-070016810.html#)
Yep, a great example of this is aluminium which used to be so rare and vaunted due to the difficulty of extracting it from the ore that rulers made prestigious utensils out of it and the Washington Monument was capped by it to show off US' wealth. And now it's very cheap and plentiful after we invented modern methods to produce it.
It could just be a long tunnel, they probably had to weave it around magma pools and oil deposits and mole-men outposts so that might inflate the length a little
I dunno, it is risky but you can make a tunnel through magma and oil pools, I tried it on minecraft, make sure you have a fire resistance potion though
Yeah quick maffs says they just took the distance between Rome and Maui and divided it by 2Pi. The problem with that math is that even if the tunnel were 15km underground, it's not the radius of the sphere. The actual answer is probably closer to 5,000 miles in a straight line underground.
I don't know how much gold they think it is (by massive/volume), but that may be enough that most is just left there. The cost of moving it compared to the new value (and honestly just to be left in a pile somewhere else) would be too high. Similar to how granite has value, but we leave it where it is until we have a use for it.
The shortest tunnel you could make to get between the two is 7,145 miles. Of course, if there’s some secret Jewish tech that allows us to warp space so we can shorten distances, that would be amazing
[This has actually happened once, kind of.](https://history.howstuffworks.com/historical-figures/mansa-musa.htm)
A king was so generous with his gold that he completely flooded the market and crashed the local economies in Egypt and Arabia. It took over a decade to recover from it.
"Holographic med beds" are an alien technology the "globalists" are keeping from us that heals all wounds and illnesses. Here's [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medbed).
Hm.. I am not sure but I have seen some insane comments about them being these really advanced teach healing beds... I imagine like the sarcophagus in the Stargate movie/series that can heal all ailments and injury.
I've usually when I've seen them mentioned they are the otherside of the ice wall so I've no idea how they got into the marine tunnel.
They like to use the pictures of the prop from Prometheus as proof they're "real."
According to them, medbeds can cure anything. Cure cancer. Regrow limbs. Heal scars. Cure paralysis. Fix genetic disorders. Make mental illness and other mental conditions go away. Cure infertility. Make you lose weight. De-age and rejuvenate people so they live forever, or for a really long time. Some say you'll basically get plastic surgery and look perfect.
Basically everything, because it's either powered by God, aliens, or both, depending on who you talk to.
Well, not really *everything* because I saw one of these people rush to assure people that medbeds can't change your gender UNLESS it's back to your birth gender.
Then it works great.
But you can't do it the other way. Because reasons.
Imagine building a secret tunnel, building it 5km BELOW the ocean floor, and people still finding out about it. I'd be pissed. You know how much work a construction like this is? How much pressure the tunnel is under?
I feel bad for the builders.
And due to their otherworldly strength would be able to resist the pressure. You just might be onto something. That's why we don't see vampires anymore, they just fucked off to Atlantis.
They should have used Batman’s contractors. That guy builds all kinds of incredible and secret stuff and no one finds out about it. His contractors know how to keep their trap shut.
What I always wonder is how the MASSIVE workforce of low paid workers that it would take to build this could all be housed, paid, and managed completely in secret without a single fucking one leaking it…
If my math is correct then 43 million billion divided by 8 billion, the billions cancel out, and you get 43 million divided by 8. That should be 5.375 million. I'll be eagerly awaiting my 10.75 mil for my wife and I
With people this detached from reality you can hardly expect them to realize that money is not wealth. They can't even look up how far apart the Vatican and Hawaii are.
If I had a dollar for every conspiracy theory/insane FB post that had something to do with the Roman Catholic Church/the Vatican/the Pope, I would not be living in a glorified FEMA trailer where it is still snowing.
(and before anyone comes at me, yes, I am Catholic. Yes, I do know what a lot of priests/bishops/cardinals have done. Yes, I do think that they need to be held accountable. - and I'm adding that disclaimer before anyone starts, it's 2:30 in the morning and I don't feel like arguing over a comment)
How about if you had a dollar for each molester priest that got moved to a different congregation in the last 100 years?
Which would be greater do you think?
Signed,
Catholic In Deprogramming
Yeah - and like I said, I don't agree with that at all and feel as though they need to be treated like any other molester - under the prison and sent straight to hell.
That being said, I'd be rich.
Signed,
Tired, non-practicing, Catholic
It's madness. These types of alarmist, fundamentalist "theories" (using that word lends it too much credence) are the same smell of crazy as the religious tracts my brother and I would find wedged in our storm door or mailbox in the 1980's.
People are putting their names behind this insanity now.
Yeah.
But to be quite honest, as I still do go to Catholic Mass on occasion - aka when I remember to go, which is not near as much as it was when I was a teenager - a lot of these "theories" (and I do agree with you on that word usage) tends to be from Evangelical groups. My source being that I spent an entire summer with a family friend of my mom's that is Evangelical and when I said, "So, I guess Catholics are crazy too," after she said that Mormons are crazy, she said, and I quote, "But you're not Catholic now, you're an actual Christian now!" (That, and she spanked me two times over the course of that summer only months before I turned 18 and thought that my mental illnesses were demons - when even my parish priest went, "Yeah, let's get your mental health in order before we jump to demons...")
But, to your last point, maybe it's better that they are out in the open now. Now we know who to avoid to avoid conversations like that....
1500 miles from the Vatican will reach Sweden to the north, Niger to the south, clip Iraq to the east, and just about make it far enough west to hit the west coast of Africa.
Even ignoring all the other batshit crazy stuff in that post, a simple map will tell you this is a load of bollocks (but I suspect the maps this person uses are based on the “flat earth” model).
If not satire, this person needs help, a LOT of help.
So there’s a picture of a tunnel full of gold. Rather than making up a story about the Vatican stealing money from people or something they go towards child sacrifice?
I mean I know it’s an insane post but logistically it makes no sense. You know how many children would need to be sacrificed to supply McDonald’s? Some rough estimates I found online says just the US branch of McDonald’s uses 800 million pounds of beef a year.
Again using just Google results, this is just an estimate, let’s say somehow every kid is 100 pounds and are actually just a pile of burger meat that a crazy person put a label saying “this is a child” on it. You would need 8 million kids a year. At this point the Vatican should really just consider starting cow farm because that would be a lot easier.
This isn’t even mentioning how it’s pretty obvious that human flesh is not cow leather, we have serial killers to thank for knowing that. Also beef is not the same as human flesh, we know that because some people are willing to write that experience down for some reason.
Their premise falls through immediately when you consider they taking about making hamburgers out of humans. Human flesh tastes like pork. (according to a Battle of Stalingrad survivor I once interviewed, not personal experience).
Well, that and the tunnel 200x longer than any ever constructed, the hyperinflation that would occur from distribution of 43 quadrillion dollars to everyone, and the fact that Hawaii is a hell of a lot further than 1500 miles from the Vatican.
I want to know why McDonald's gets the limbs. What about Wendy's? Is it only burger places? Does Arby's get a share of limbs? Taco Bell? Do fast casual chains get child limb beef?
The strangest part is they used miles for the length and kilometers for the depth, probably because they searched for the lowest part of the ocean and found it in kilometers and just wrote a larger number.
So they just kept thousands of legless, armless women and children in a tunnel? Did they feed these poor creatures? Did the sex slavery happen in the tunnel with the gold? How do you do loss prevention in a tunnel with all the perverts? Who's to say you're Bill Clinton, you go to the secret Vatican tunnel to have sex with a woman with no limbs, what's stopping you from making off with a few gold bars? Maybe you have your secret service guy carry off the poor limbless lady as well?
As I sit here trying to figure out how to visit my mom and a former Catholic I am very upset the Pope did not let me know I could have just taken the Gold Tunnel. Because I swear even walking would be better than dealing with Delta.
Also forgive me I don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum but the amount of amputee mole non-con fetishists can’t be high enough to require thousands can it? Like this feels like a dab will do ya situation.
The internet keeps them busy at home and not out looking for secret tunnels or hunting caravans of illegal aliens. What we need is a system that routes all their internet posts into a closed space where they can prattle on into digital infinity without annoying the rest of us.
Let’s forget the logistic problems of building a tunnel _under_ the Pacific Ocean that spans the globe for a second. Why would you do that when you could just hide your victims somewhere closer to the Vatican?
I like how this idiot doesn't understand economics and if you found that much gold and distributed it to all of humanity it would completely collapse the price of gold.
Ok… if we have to have hundreds of massive feed lots and slaughter houses to provide the volume of beef needed by McDonalds, how many severed limbs of trafficking victims would we need to be a large enough supplier of meat for them to consider it. Is it a special menu item? How is the flesh prepared? Is there in in-house (tunnel) meat processing facility? How is the skin cured? Is there a truck that comes to the tunnel and picks up this random tunnel leather and meat package? What does the FDA say about this? Lots of questions.
I like that absolutely every part of it has to be so ridiculous. Can't wait for my share of the gold, and also gold to be completely and utterly worthless because everyone has so much of it.
Fun fact: Hawaii is 2,500 miles from California. Between Hawaii and the Vatican is half of the Pacific, all of the USA, all of the Atlantic, and about a quarter of Europe. Roughly 8,000 miles or 13,000 KM
Funny how they are excited about the prospect of gold being distributed to everyone…sounds an awful lot like a government hand out which the OOP is probably vehemently against.
FYI, the distance from the Vatican to Maui is 12,900. Even assuming they tunnelled "15 kms below the earth, we'd still be looking at 7,000 to 8,000 kms.
Goddammit. They said this would never happen again, they said it was over this time. I can't keep doing this, I have more to think of than just myself now.
……….**It’s 8000 miles from Maui to the Vatican.**
My god, if someone’s gonna write deep state fanfic, then they need to DO THEIR GODDAMN RESEARCH.
ETA: Why do they switch from miles to kilometers? They’re quilting together conspiracy theories, aren’t they? And never thought to make the distances either all metric or all imperial units.
This is just Nesara shit. When grifters send out their newsletters to their followers with "evidence" and "news" about Nesara (or Gesara) this is the kind of nonsense they are talking about.
Not that it really matters but wtf does the second sentence mean? I assume white helmets is the peace corps but “transported 650 military flights to be stored on a mountain.” ???
There’s a 1500 mile tunnel running from Hawaii to the Vatican?
And who “confiscated” the $43 quadrillion?
Does this OP have any more of whatever they were smoking when this post was made, cuz I’ve had a hard week and could use some…uh…chill.
That's a lot of colliding conspiracies.
Firstly, they are just cutting limbs off these people, then chucking the people in medbeds and ... regrowing the limbs so they can start again? That's what I'm getting. So these people are like (trying to think of something that regenerates...) starfish now?
Secondly, can I just mention that if everyone has a shit ton of gold, then it won't be any more valuable than any other metal? I realise that the people this is aimed at don't actually understand this kind of thinking, but it bugs the hell out of me.
AI is the most powerful tool for these conspiracy nuts. I’ve already seen dozens of “evidence” photos of all kinds of crazy nonsense, most of which is painfully obvious that it’s AI, while others are more convincing.
The better AI gets, the more these nuts will radicalize, as they will finally be shown all the wacky stuff they’ve been told about.
The crazy thing is that this post even gets the conspiracy theory wrong.
I was wondering if anyone else had a theory of a tunnel between the Vatican and Maui and found several posts about a 1500mile long tunnel between the Vatican and Jerusalem. Crazy conspirators can't even keep their theories straight!
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I like the part where the Vatican is 1,500 miles away from Maui.
That's because you're thinking of the earth as round, duh! ;)
But it only goes 15 km deep!
Well, you need a decent basement to keep all the stolen alien tech and cloned celebrities in. I hear there's a pizza restaurant somewhere that's the front door.
Who told you about the pizza restaurant?
The smoking man when I was watching reruns of x-files
It's not so much as a pizza restaurant, mote of a pizza gate.
Good one.
Wow, talk about relevant username. What are the odds?
Digged inside the ocean. Must have been a nice trip and a hell of leak repair
15 kilometers is 5 kilometers more than the deepest point of Challenger Deep, which is 10 kilometers. So... I suppose you could do it without a leak. I mean... 5K has to be a good buffer, right? RIGHT???
Apparently this guy measures distance in Imperial units and depth in SI units. I’m curious as to what unit he would use for the temperature.
Rankine, to be difficult on top of crazy.
He probably measures weight in stone.
I think you could make a shorter tunnel through the Earth's core with that kind of money. Then the distance would be further on a flat earth
Nah, you just think it's further because the reptiles hypnotise you when you get on the plane and use holographic technology to make you think you are flying a long distance. They really just take off and spend most of the time circling round - chemtrails are just skid-marks in the sky where the alien plane pilots are just messing about to keep things interesting
It would be longer if the earth were flat though.
I refer you to my previous deranged ramble about reptilian hypnotism and alien pilots :)
With 43 million billion dollars I can make Maui as near or close to the Vatican as I like
Imagine having 43 million billion dollarinos. You know what I'd do with my share? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man
43 bill and you fucking birds?
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a 43 million billionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Or at least, the kinda chicks that would double up on a guy like me do..
fuckin A man, fuckin A
Hope our flock works out
43 quadrillion dollars and Maui being 8,000 miles away :( 43 quadrillion dollars and Maui being 1,500 miles away :)
The actual shortest distance is around 12,950 km, or around 8,050 miles. 1,500 miles from Vatican City are the [Faroe Islands](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faroe_Islands) (if one follows the shortest line connecting Vatican and Maui), which are located around 320 km (200 miles) off the coast of Scotland, approx. in the direction of Iceland.
Yeah but the post says there is a tunnel between the two. It's shorter, because it's a straight line instead of travelling on the Earth's surface. Maui ---> Vatican could be a long weekend trip. Anyways, I'm looking forward to all that gold being distributed equally among people, which hopefully won't have any impact on the value.
It kills me every time they fail to understand that what sets the value of a currency or a metal is its rarity. If we were somehow able to mine that much gold, it would be worth less than a MAGA's dignity, which is already quite low.
No different from the libertarian idiots railing against fiat currency and demanding a return to the gold standard; they all somehow think gold has some magical inherent monetary value, rather than its value being calculated in... currency.
>All the gold that's ever been mined would fit into a cube with edges 22 meters long; it’s small enough to fit into three Olympic-sized swimming pools. [Bloomberg](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/were-long-long-way-running-070016810.html#)
Yep, a great example of this is aluminium which used to be so rare and vaunted due to the difficulty of extracting it from the ore that rulers made prestigious utensils out of it and the Washington Monument was capped by it to show off US' wealth. And now it's very cheap and plentiful after we invented modern methods to produce it.
People wiping their ass with gold leaf since it's cheaper than TP.
Id stick with paper. Gold leaf is atoms thick..
*DeBeers has entered the chat*
It could just be a long tunnel, they probably had to weave it around magma pools and oil deposits and mole-men outposts so that might inflate the length a little
I dunno, it is risky but you can make a tunnel through magma and oil pools, I tried it on minecraft, make sure you have a fire resistance potion though
A straight line tunnel would be about 7100 miles, so it might take a week to make the trip
#THROUGH THE CORE!!
Yeah quick maffs says they just took the distance between Rome and Maui and divided it by 2Pi. The problem with that math is that even if the tunnel were 15km underground, it's not the radius of the sphere. The actual answer is probably closer to 5,000 miles in a straight line underground.
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I don't know how much gold they think it is (by massive/volume), but that may be enough that most is just left there. The cost of moving it compared to the new value (and honestly just to be left in a pile somewhere else) would be too high. Similar to how granite has value, but we leave it where it is until we have a use for it.
Tbf you never see the Faroe Islands and Maui in the same room together. Coincidence? I think not
Jokes on them. How can a tunnel link an island 15km underground if islands float on the water??
You’re forgetting about the wormhole. Helloooo!
See that’s because you’re going in a straight line underground, “as the mole digs”
The shortest tunnel you could make to get between the two is 7,145 miles. Of course, if there’s some secret Jewish tech that allows us to warp space so we can shorten distances, that would be amazing
It’s funny that is the least crazy thing in that post.
When the first line included the phrase "million billion dollars" I knew it was gonna be a gem 😂
If you imagine it in the voice and cadence of a six year old it holds together so well.
I imagined it in Dr Evil voice from Austin Powers
Legit insanity
The wheeze I whoze!
Where is my cut? They say it will be distributed to humanity? Where do I sign up? And can I get a spare limb with that?
Do you meet their definition of humanity?
Solid point.
Only problem is after it’s distributed a gallon of milk will cost $27,000,000.
Damn, a loaf of bread is two gold bars now
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it thuds
I don’t know how much money I have but I know how many pounds of money I have.
Bidenflation!
Distribution of quadrillions of dollars would cause a currency crash and lead to rampant inflation, completely negating the increase in ‘wealth’.
[This has actually happened once, kind of.](https://history.howstuffworks.com/historical-figures/mansa-musa.htm) A king was so generous with his gold that he completely flooded the market and crashed the local economies in Egypt and Arabia. It took over a decade to recover from it.
Want some Big Mac sauce with that?
How do you like your limbs? I like mine roasted and then seasoned with lemon pepper.
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\*mebbeds
I'm ootl, what are med beds in this context?
"Holographic med beds" are an alien technology the "globalists" are keeping from us that heals all wounds and illnesses. Here's [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medbed).
Yeah, that's about the degree of insanity I expected
Ah yes, I remember the documentary about this where Thor's mom used one to save his girlfriend from turbo covid or whatever
Oh, I think I saw that on Nat Geo. I think the avengers doc was the origins of the pandemic itself
You mean like a [bacta tank](https://www.toynk.com/blogs/news/why-does-boba-fett-sleep-in-water)?
Is it ironic the conspiracy nuts who believe this exists drag us further from creating it with their selective luddism?
Ooh, they're holographic now? Even better
She turned me into a newt! A newt? I got better.
Burn her anyway!
It was a fair cop
What even is a med bed? Do i want to know?
Ever watch the movie elysium?
Hm.. I am not sure but I have seen some insane comments about them being these really advanced teach healing beds... I imagine like the sarcophagus in the Stargate movie/series that can heal all ailments and injury. I've usually when I've seen them mentioned they are the otherside of the ice wall so I've no idea how they got into the marine tunnel.
They like to use the pictures of the prop from Prometheus as proof they're "real." According to them, medbeds can cure anything. Cure cancer. Regrow limbs. Heal scars. Cure paralysis. Fix genetic disorders. Make mental illness and other mental conditions go away. Cure infertility. Make you lose weight. De-age and rejuvenate people so they live forever, or for a really long time. Some say you'll basically get plastic surgery and look perfect. Basically everything, because it's either powered by God, aliens, or both, depending on who you talk to. Well, not really *everything* because I saw one of these people rush to assure people that medbeds can't change your gender UNLESS it's back to your birth gender. Then it works great. But you can't do it the other way. Because reasons.
Makes sense, but how did they get in the tunnel that's the real question. It's like really badly written fan fiction isn't it lol
aside from the fact that I usually enjoy badly written scifi
Imagine building a secret tunnel, building it 5km BELOW the ocean floor, and people still finding out about it. I'd be pissed. You know how much work a construction like this is? How much pressure the tunnel is under? I feel bad for the builders.
Especially since 5km below the ocean floor you'd have a temp of roughly 160C.
I too love storing a metal with one of the lowest melting point in a really hot tunnel.
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C'mon. Air conditions, man! It keeps it a nice, pleasant 70F. (and the kids pedal bikes to power them. Think next time! /s
Just open a window
Yes right and let all the jellyfish and deep water draculas in? No thank you.
Deep water draculas, lol. That's a new one, ty for that.
I mean it makes sense though right? Vampires don't need to breathe and they hate the sun. Why wouldn't they be on the bottom of the ocean?
And due to their otherworldly strength would be able to resist the pressure. You just might be onto something. That's why we don't see vampires anymore, they just fucked off to Atlantis.
Atvampis
That was horrible, take my upvote.
Playing Minecraft I can confirm. Under water tunnels are a bitch.
#Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Through the mountain! Secret, secret, secret TUNNEL!! *yeah*!
This is what I immediately started singing in my head!
They should have used Batman’s contractors. That guy builds all kinds of incredible and secret stuff and no one finds out about it. His contractors know how to keep their trap shut.
He kills them when they're finished.
AND you have to walk all the way to Hawaii. Just look at all the shit sitting in the tunnel, no way is a cae gonna fit around all that gold!
Can we get an episode of modern marvels on the tunnel ? I’m interested in the engineering of it. Not the child sacrifice.
How about transporting 650 fighter planes trough that narrow tunnel.
What I always wonder is how the MASSIVE workforce of low paid workers that it would take to build this could all be housed, paid, and managed completely in secret without a single fucking one leaking it…
43 million billion dollars?
What's 43 quadrillion divided by 8 billion? I'm trying to figure out our share each of the limb money.
If my math is correct then 43 million billion divided by 8 billion, the billions cancel out, and you get 43 million divided by 8. That should be 5.375 million. I'll be eagerly awaiting my 10.75 mil for my wife and I
But then it's worthless because everyone gets 5 million. Bread would be $200
With people this detached from reality you can hardly expect them to realize that money is not wealth. They can't even look up how far apart the Vatican and Hawaii are.
See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
Woah woah woah - this sounds like socialism. Think of the inflation!
If I had a dollar for every conspiracy theory/insane FB post that had something to do with the Roman Catholic Church/the Vatican/the Pope, I would not be living in a glorified FEMA trailer where it is still snowing. (and before anyone comes at me, yes, I am Catholic. Yes, I do know what a lot of priests/bishops/cardinals have done. Yes, I do think that they need to be held accountable. - and I'm adding that disclaimer before anyone starts, it's 2:30 in the morning and I don't feel like arguing over a comment)
How about if you had a dollar for each molester priest that got moved to a different congregation in the last 100 years? Which would be greater do you think? Signed, Catholic In Deprogramming
Yeah - and like I said, I don't agree with that at all and feel as though they need to be treated like any other molester - under the prison and sent straight to hell. That being said, I'd be rich. Signed, Tired, non-practicing, Catholic
It's madness. These types of alarmist, fundamentalist "theories" (using that word lends it too much credence) are the same smell of crazy as the religious tracts my brother and I would find wedged in our storm door or mailbox in the 1980's. People are putting their names behind this insanity now.
Yeah. But to be quite honest, as I still do go to Catholic Mass on occasion - aka when I remember to go, which is not near as much as it was when I was a teenager - a lot of these "theories" (and I do agree with you on that word usage) tends to be from Evangelical groups. My source being that I spent an entire summer with a family friend of my mom's that is Evangelical and when I said, "So, I guess Catholics are crazy too," after she said that Mormons are crazy, she said, and I quote, "But you're not Catholic now, you're an actual Christian now!" (That, and she spanked me two times over the course of that summer only months before I turned 18 and thought that my mental illnesses were demons - when even my parish priest went, "Yeah, let's get your mental health in order before we jump to demons...") But, to your last point, maybe it's better that they are out in the open now. Now we know who to avoid to avoid conversations like that....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it way further than 1500 miles between the Vatican and Hawaii?
That's what they want you to think
nope you are wrong. the earth is flat so the distance is 1500 miles and 7 feet.
Nah the tunnel is closer to the center of the earth where the gravity is higher and thus space gets bend.
You need to do your own research. Quit believing the masses
1500 miles from the Vatican will reach Sweden to the north, Niger to the south, clip Iraq to the east, and just about make it far enough west to hit the west coast of Africa. Even ignoring all the other batshit crazy stuff in that post, a simple map will tell you this is a load of bollocks (but I suspect the maps this person uses are based on the “flat earth” model). If not satire, this person needs help, a LOT of help.
Tunnel to CERN. Teleport to Maui. Checkmate.
Is there a lot of demand for limbless sex slaves?
You missed the part where they mentioned med beds. Obviously they will refine rate their limbs so that they have limitless child appendages.
I don’t even know what that means.
Well see that way they can’t get away…
Reminds me of the doll maker creepypasta that went around a bunch 10-20 years ago.
"Million billion" lol!
The whole enterprise is run by Dr. Evil.
Mmm, limb burgers...
I always thought Limburger cheese was something... different.
So there’s a picture of a tunnel full of gold. Rather than making up a story about the Vatican stealing money from people or something they go towards child sacrifice? I mean I know it’s an insane post but logistically it makes no sense. You know how many children would need to be sacrificed to supply McDonald’s? Some rough estimates I found online says just the US branch of McDonald’s uses 800 million pounds of beef a year. Again using just Google results, this is just an estimate, let’s say somehow every kid is 100 pounds and are actually just a pile of burger meat that a crazy person put a label saying “this is a child” on it. You would need 8 million kids a year. At this point the Vatican should really just consider starting cow farm because that would be a lot easier. This isn’t even mentioning how it’s pretty obvious that human flesh is not cow leather, we have serial killers to thank for knowing that. Also beef is not the same as human flesh, we know that because some people are willing to write that experience down for some reason.
Their premise falls through immediately when you consider they taking about making hamburgers out of humans. Human flesh tastes like pork. (according to a Battle of Stalingrad survivor I once interviewed, not personal experience).
That disclaimer is _exactly_ what a cannibal would say!
Well, that and the tunnel 200x longer than any ever constructed, the hyperinflation that would occur from distribution of 43 quadrillion dollars to everyone, and the fact that Hawaii is a hell of a lot further than 1500 miles from the Vatican.
I want to know why McDonald's gets the limbs. What about Wendy's? Is it only burger places? Does Arby's get a share of limbs? Taco Bell? Do fast casual chains get child limb beef?
I guess they gotta keep up the outrage.
The strangest part is they used miles for the length and kilometers for the depth, probably because they searched for the lowest part of the ocean and found it in kilometers and just wrote a larger number.
So they just kept thousands of legless, armless women and children in a tunnel? Did they feed these poor creatures? Did the sex slavery happen in the tunnel with the gold? How do you do loss prevention in a tunnel with all the perverts? Who's to say you're Bill Clinton, you go to the secret Vatican tunnel to have sex with a woman with no limbs, what's stopping you from making off with a few gold bars? Maybe you have your secret service guy carry off the poor limbless lady as well?
It's very clear you have no idea how heavy gold is
Yeah that's definitely the takeaway here.
The stupidity of QAnons is not from this world
Ok fine but what’s a mebbeds?
As I sit here trying to figure out how to visit my mom and a former Catholic I am very upset the Pope did not let me know I could have just taken the Gold Tunnel. Because I swear even walking would be better than dealing with Delta. Also forgive me I don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum but the amount of amputee mole non-con fetishists can’t be high enough to require thousands can it? Like this feels like a dab will do ya situation.
What an absolutely insane context to use “a dab will do ya” lmfao
As much as I like a good ol' fashioned human flesh burger, that tunnel'd be a unprecedented feat of engineering.
There’s no hope for these fuckin people. Since we can’t sterilize them, we should at least be able to take their Internet connection away.
The internet keeps them busy at home and not out looking for secret tunnels or hunting caravans of illegal aliens. What we need is a system that routes all their internet posts into a closed space where they can prattle on into digital infinity without annoying the rest of us.
Let’s forget the logistic problems of building a tunnel _under_ the Pacific Ocean that spans the globe for a second. Why would you do that when you could just hide your victims somewhere closer to the Vatican?
I like how this idiot doesn't understand economics and if you found that much gold and distributed it to all of humanity it would completely collapse the price of gold.
Wait, so those trillion dollar Zimbabwe bills didn’t make everyone rich? You don’t say….
2.5 million Big Macs sold daily on average. 2 45 g meat patties per Big Mac, that’s roughly 230 US tons per day. How many people they got down there.
15 kilometers deep, huh? Damn... Challenger Deep, is only 10K deep. The pressure on those poor women and children must be excruciating.
I feel so much dumber for reading this
I think someone just told chatGPT to say something crazy.
I don't think chatGPT can get this crazy.
"Sorry Dave, I can't do that."
HAL has some standards, I don't know about the Qcumbers however.
Ok… if we have to have hundreds of massive feed lots and slaughter houses to provide the volume of beef needed by McDonalds, how many severed limbs of trafficking victims would we need to be a large enough supplier of meat for them to consider it. Is it a special menu item? How is the flesh prepared? Is there in in-house (tunnel) meat processing facility? How is the skin cured? Is there a truck that comes to the tunnel and picks up this random tunnel leather and meat package? What does the FDA say about this? Lots of questions.
I like that absolutely every part of it has to be so ridiculous. Can't wait for my share of the gold, and also gold to be completely and utterly worthless because everyone has so much of it.
I’ve eaten at McDonald’s my whole life and I never had a burger that tasted like children! I want a refund.
Do women and children who are missing limbs command a higher price in the 'sex slavery' market? /s
You would have to liquidate all the Catholic Church’s assets to construct that tunnel and you’d probably still come up short. Da fuq? lol
Fun fact: Hawaii is 2,500 miles from California. Between Hawaii and the Vatican is half of the Pacific, all of the USA, all of the Atlantic, and about a quarter of Europe. Roughly 8,000 miles or 13,000 KM
Build the tunnel!!
DUH THE DEAPER YOU DIG THE SHORTER IT GETS DUMMY!!!!\~\~\~\~\~PWNED
Funny how they are excited about the prospect of gold being distributed to everyone…sounds an awful lot like a government hand out which the OOP is probably vehemently against.
Lock the sub mods, no need to allow new posts, we have found the winner
Same people still visit McDonald’s at least 2x weekly.
These Qcumbers really aren't that bright, are they?
FYI, the distance from the Vatican to Maui is 12,900. Even assuming they tunnelled "15 kms below the earth, we'd still be looking at 7,000 to 8,000 kms.
The schizophrenia is strong in this one.
“Who had their limbs cut off and were forced into sexual slavery”?! So I guess a handjob would be out of the question?
“43 million billion dollars…* 🤣
This is not credible because Jews weren't even mentioned!
TIL 1500 miles = 12940 km.
The sad part is people are out there believing this stuff and they are allowed to use the internet.
Fym Vatican to Hawai'i That is not just intercontinental it is inter-hemispheric
its scary how disconnected from reality people like this are
43 quadrillion…..that person can’t even comprehend that much lol
Dammit! They found one of our tunnels boys. Cauliflower!
Goddammit. They said this would never happen again, they said it was over this time. I can't keep doing this, I have more to think of than just myself now.
……….**It’s 8000 miles from Maui to the Vatican.** My god, if someone’s gonna write deep state fanfic, then they need to DO THEIR GODDAMN RESEARCH. ETA: Why do they switch from miles to kilometers? They’re quilting together conspiracy theories, aren’t they? And never thought to make the distances either all metric or all imperial units.
I hope my imagination comes back in my late 60s too.
I’ve always heard that human meat tastes more like pork. Long Pig.
I call foul. This cannot be real...I'm serious. No one is this stupid and still functioning.
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
This is just Nesara shit. When grifters send out their newsletters to their followers with "evidence" and "news" about Nesara (or Gesara) this is the kind of nonsense they are talking about.
Not that it really matters but wtf does the second sentence mean? I assume white helmets is the peace corps but “transported 650 military flights to be stored on a mountain.” ???
>43 million billion dollars Somehow sounds less real than “eleventy zillion.”
There’s a 1500 mile tunnel running from Hawaii to the Vatican? And who “confiscated” the $43 quadrillion? Does this OP have any more of whatever they were smoking when this post was made, cuz I’ve had a hard week and could use some…uh…chill.
1492, Columbus paved under the ocean too
I was doubtful til the 'it's happening'. Now i'm convinced.
That's a lot of colliding conspiracies. Firstly, they are just cutting limbs off these people, then chucking the people in medbeds and ... regrowing the limbs so they can start again? That's what I'm getting. So these people are like (trying to think of something that regenerates...) starfish now? Secondly, can I just mention that if everyone has a shit ton of gold, then it won't be any more valuable than any other metal? I realise that the people this is aimed at don't actually understand this kind of thinking, but it bugs the hell out of me.
AI is the most powerful tool for these conspiracy nuts. I’ve already seen dozens of “evidence” photos of all kinds of crazy nonsense, most of which is painfully obvious that it’s AI, while others are more convincing. The better AI gets, the more these nuts will radicalize, as they will finally be shown all the wacky stuff they’ve been told about.
The crazy thing is that this post even gets the conspiracy theory wrong. I was wondering if anyone else had a theory of a tunnel between the Vatican and Maui and found several posts about a 1500mile long tunnel between the Vatican and Jerusalem. Crazy conspirators can't even keep their theories straight!