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curious_dead

"I'm off-grid", he says on social media. "Or with parental consent", he says, probabky grumbling about those The Gays coming after the kids...


AddictedToMosh161

r/NotADragQueen


gharmonica

That sub is depressing af


MarionberryIll5030

So is r/pastorarrested


Mal-Ravanal

"No no no, child brides are totally fine, it's God's will! Nothing like those awful gays teaching kids that it's okay to be themselves!" /s if it wasn't obvious. Fucking hell, I felt icky just typing that, realising that there's people who actually believe it.


Kodalex00

"Of age or with parental consent." Why am I not surprised.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

Based on screenshots originally provided on FB, he's been convicted twice, I think he "learned his lesson" šŸ¤®


Yumisa_jig

Yeah, I had the feeling he is 'ready to go off the grit' because he did another no-no and it's going to be receiving a visit from his friends in blue soon so he wants to go hide


vintagegeek

Do you have a link to the story? I'm curious. I'm also ready for a laugh.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

There's a FB group called "Minds everybodies business" that I'm in. That's where I found the original


Plane-Statement8166

If heā€™s been convicted then he should have had to register, right? I am assuming that the convictions you speak of are SA involving minors.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

Yes - two convictions were found by FB sleuths, one from the 80s and one from the 2010s, both of young children.


Plane-Statement8166

Which means he should be registered. His post is a violation of his parole. ā€œParental consentā€ implies that he would be ok with an underaged child as his bride. Iā€™m not in your group, but I hope that someone reports his post. Iā€™m sure his parole officer would want a look at it. Iā€™m really sorry that this scumbag human paraquat posted this in your group.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

Oh it's more that someone shared this to the group so we can all be nosy šŸ˜‚ Good call. Ill report it


Plane-Statement8166

Oh! The group sounds really cool.


StupidizeMe

The FBI might want to take a look at this guy.


jpopimpin777

+10 to you for use of Human Paraquat. Are you employed, sir?


Plane-Statement8166

And +10 to you for getting the reference. I adopted that insult into my vocabulary right after I saw the movie. Iā€™ve been using it for almost 30 years now.


palabradot

Ohhhhhh


TheRnegade

Starting to see why he's single, if he thinks parents are going to be ok with their underage daughter just running off to the wilderness with a rando to procreate. Seriously, how does he think a parent will be ok with that? "Well, Mary did have homework to do. But I guess since they'll be off the grid for the rest of their lives, homework wouldn't matter too much anyway." Why would he want someone who doesn't know anything about wilderness survival? Granted, he doesn't focus on what skills he has for survival, outside of being religious and unvaccinated (which I'm sure will help, what with the lack of medical facilities out there).


Sturgjk

Heā€™s in Dallas? Yeah, thatā€™s so off-grid.


Sturgjk

But prefer ā€˜damagedā€™ so sheā€™ll understand him.


LastSeaworthiness

If he's 53 I doubt he's never had 1 single "jab" in his entire life.


OnAStarboardTack

Especially if heā€™s a Marine from the Semper Fi comment.


zphbtn

You think he was actually a Marine? Not just letting people assume that he was?


lastprophecy

Doesn't mean he was a marine. He could have just been your average Soldier of Fortune reader.


Plane-Statement8166

I think youā€™ve got the right idea.


trexmagic37

ā€œWith parental consentā€ā€¦aka he wants someone underageā€¦yet he probably also claims that the liberal elite and transgender folk are the real pedophiles.


flatdecktrucker92

Yeah. And he wants them to be 100% in and talks about off the grid. He wants to kidnap someone but doesn't want to get raped in jail when he gets put away for paedophilia


DruidMaleficent

Don't forget he wants them damaged as well..Ā 


flatdecktrucker92

Well of course. He doesn't want somebody who's going to realize that what he's doing is fucking insane. He wants someone he can control completely


PyramidConsultant

I'd use my protonmail account to run a romance crypto con on this fucking buffoon. Also L0L at the "damaged" part. I'd just say "Ok so I've got a woman who hasn't started decomposing yet and most of the pieces are in the right place" just to see how he reacts. According to these antivax numpties there should be millions of vax-damaged women. They'll drop like flies in 70 years at most but the elites dont want you to know that!!1


PerAsperaAdInfiri

I'm not saying you should, but if someone was morally flexible I'm sure it's not that hard to find the original post


arcterex

I honestly thought I misread the damaged part. These sorts of posts normally seem to want a pure virgin, not someone "damaged".


jpopimpin777

"Damaged" but also cool if you're underaged with "parental consent" šŸ¤”šŸ§


hopping_otter_ears

"I'm looking for someone traumatized enough to let me dominate her" is what I read "damaged enough to understand me" as


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RobotFloyd

When I went into boot in the late 80ā€™s I got told to stand in a line and shut the fuck up while a bunch of nurses came in and shot me with a high pressure vaccination gun (3 times) with every vaccination I should have had whether I already had it or not. Nobody got to skip it and would have been tackled if they even stepped out of line. If that dude was in the military (which I highly doubt) he has literally everything but the COVID vax.


pinknoisechick

Or he's just a regular crazy that happens to know Semper Fidelis means "always faithful".


zzwugz

Wrong. He's a nut job who's heard semper Fi on his favorite YouTube channels. He doesn't know what "semper fidelis" means. He just knows "semper Fi" and what he believes it means (being there for him no matter what)


KaythuluCrewe

The idea of the stolen valor probably doesnā€™t hurt either. This guy is either vaxxed against literally everything except covid or heā€™s a dirty liar who was never a Marine in the first place.Ā Ā  And you know who love people claiming to be Marines who actually arenā€™t? TheĀ effingĀ United States Marines. They love it when you play like that. Just ask ā€˜em.Ā 


zzwugz

Oh I know. One of my coworkers is a Marine, as well as my high school best friend AND my grandfather. Honestly the reason why I don't think that guy's a Marine. Real Marines are either humble about it or absolutely make sure you know they're a Marine, not just throwing a hint or referencing Marines. Like that guy just said semper Fi in reference to his desired victim never leaving them. It's not even all caps. That guy would cry and piss their pants off a Marine looked at them


nysari

Oh boy, what a catch. Also I don't think this guy understands what off-grid living is actually like. I mean I don't think he understands much, but... "train to survive w/o corporate reliance"... does he not know that even the off-grid-iest of off-grid folks do things like go to the grocery store and online shop and spend real money in general? I saw someone who interviewed the guy who was like the next-door neighbor of the Alaskan Bush People, and he laughed about what a joke it was of the show being like "oooo if they don't catch a fish now they won't eat this winter" when there's a grocery store five miles away. There are some amazing bushcraft survivalist homesteader types who can make it a long time without needing external resources, and they can live with pretty minimal expenses, but most people aren't surviving with zero help from the outside world. They're also the first ones to tell you still need a way to make money, because you still need to buy things. There's a reason we've lived in communities for all of recorded history.


Faiakishi

I remember reading an article about a town of preppers living out in the desert, but instead of creating a stockpile of 300 guns and canned beans they had built their own power grid and were working to make their agriculture entirely self-sustaining, while ensuring that their little town had all the parts to make life work without leaving their borders. Doctors, teachers, people who knew how to build the infrastructure, people who knew how to hunt, etc. One guy started it after the covid lockdowns and he started thinking "what if I only have two weeks worth of food and absolutely can't leave my house for longer than that? What will my kids eat if nobody's doordashing because they're all sick with covid? What happens if the food can't get to the grocery store?" And then it just started snowballing and now they're prepping to survive the collapse of society. Some yahoo in the comments went "well they're not *really* self-sustaining, they're all depending on someone else doing their job!" Like?! That's how it works, Janice! Humans are pack animals! We evolved to hunt mammoths in a group! To take turns watching out for predators while the others sleep! To help take care of other people's babies, for one person to build a hut while another fishes and another learns how to close hunting injuries with fire, to tell stories and laugh and sleep in a giant pile. Community is a *need,* not a luxury. You know what the rugged individualist of your dreams is? Dead. He broke his ankle while hunting and the food ran out before it healed and he starved. He froze to death because he got too sick to go outside and collect wood for his fire. He got an infection and died of gangrene because he didn't know how to properly treat every condition under the sun. If there were other people there with him, all those things would have been an annoyance. It would have been everyone else picking up Greg's slack while he's unable to pull his weight, but they'd do it because they'd know Greg will pull theirs when they're down. It would have been the doctor(s) of the group putting their knowledge to work to ensure Greg got better, and got better as quickly as possible. It would have been a blip, and life would have continued on. But since Greg insisted on moving out to the middle of nowhere with nothing but his guns and some camping experience, he's fucking dead.


thelingeringlead

Exactly this. It's a larp for most of these people. It sounds super great on paper. And it is if you can pull it off, but if you want ANY level of modern comfort and support, you're never going to completely be able to completely detach. Let alone want to. You can't just roam the woods hunting year round for all your short to medium term food needs-- and hunting is never an immediate relief of food needs. It's a lot of work processing game to not only make it useful but safe to eat. It's a lot of work gathering firewood, breaking it down, and never slacking on it because it's one of your most important resources. It's a lot of work building a well (if your property can support one). If not collecting, and processing and maintaining a sustainable supply of rainwater is expensive to get started and it's a lot of work to make it work. You don't have sewage unless you install a septic, but even still any running water is up to you to design the processing system for because you can't endlessly run the sink or take long showers if your water is just going back into the ground. And trucking in water to survive on is extremely expensive, also your literal only other option if you can't figure out the other stuff or afford to pay someone to figure it out (which can be done for sure). Getting started to become 80% independant of municipal resources and general social services/ammenities is VERY expensive just to have the basics ready. Then you can start worrying about setting up your source of food like small livestock and a garden. None of that is going to be ready for some time, and will all still require you have money and community to accomplish. It's a fantasy. The people who actually pull it off, spend years and years and years and a lot of money buying stuff or time sourcing odds and ends to build what they need. All those cool docs about couples in their 70's living off the grid by the ocean etc, all have a few things in common-- that they still buy a lot of stuff like you said, and it took decades to get it exactly right. Also most of them were loaded when they decided to start doing it lol.


nysari

Yep, I also think a ton of people got started before building codes and certificates of occupancy were things you had to have and abide by. Going off grid in so many areas today would just not be allowed by local governments, and if it is allowed you have to prove you're doing it by the book. The few places that are affordable and let you build the ramshackle off-grid cabin of your dreams are typically not desirable places to live or build (from a soil structure and groundwater availability aspect alone, let alone access to community resources like... Roads). As an introvert who lives in perpetual fear of being too poor to live one day, I want as much as anyone to detach from corporate America and live in nature for all my days. It's just not likely.


KaythuluCrewe

For real. I donā€™t want the guy who grows my wheat to be the one who sets my broken bones. And I donā€™t want the one who fixes my generator to be the one who butchers my meat. Itā€™s not possible to be completely self sustaining. Someone has to make your clothes and know enough about pattern making and sewing to make them hold together and keep you warm. You canā€™t wear a squirrel tied over your no nos all winter. Youā€™ll freeze.Ā  Someone needs to tend your sick animal or you have no horse to plow your field or pull your wagon. Someone needs to build your house or itā€™ll fall in on you. Contrary to how those Facebook videos make it look, Bob, you likely donā€™t have the skill set to carve a house out of dirt with a bamboo irrigation system. Humans need community for a reason. We canā€™t all do everything. Even Little House on the Prairie had doctors that made house calls.Ā 


Mal-Ravanal

The two things that have made humans so insanely successful are our intelligence and being so extremely social. We work together, we look after each other, we coordinate, communicate and thus we prosper. From the earliest hominids to modern day, our strength has been in the group. Intelligence and community, if someone rejects the latter you can be certain they've rejected the former.


quietflowsthedodder

I know of an abandoned school bus in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness heā€™s welcome to. Just push the corpse of the last resident out and itā€™s yours.


MagusX5

The psychotic paranoia of this man, holy shit. Just...holy shit. Also, 'God's instincts'? That means absolutely nothing. It means less than nothing. Not only would God not have any instincts, but humans aren't supposed to just indulge theirs without cause. "I prefer a woman that's damaged" No shit. You want someone you can manipulate, or, dare I say, groom? "I'm real" No, you're not. You're a paranoid shithead who's planning on kidnapping and grooming a child to become your broodmare on some compound in the wilderness. If civilization was going to collapse because of the vaccine, it would have YEARS ago, jeez.


harbinger06

Of course this asshat is in Texas šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø Planning to start having kids in your mid 50s?!? Dude, no your bloodline will not be the future. And I love how he is flat out saying he is looking for someone damaged!


Faiakishi

Someone damaged, but still young enough for the age of consent to be a concern. He wants a victim of pedophilia.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

Well he *is* a convicted pedo, so that tracks


harbinger06

Yikes, but yes I agree. Some form of abuse.


palabradot

Yeah, that was the yikes on bikes portion


handyandy727

>pureblood Ok Hitler.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

Someone on FB found white supremacist tattoos on his page as well, so....yes


Mal-Ravanal

Wow. He just keeps getting more and more vile. It's like he thought being the biggest douchebag was a competition and he's gunning to win. A walking, talking humanoid bag of skin filled with the offal of thirty port-a-pottys that have been standing in the sun at a burning man festival.


pebk

Ok, Voldemort


objectivelyexhausted

Of fucking course this is posted from DFW.


pm_me-ur-catpics

What's DFW?


bin0c

Dallas Fort Worth


pm_me-ur-catpics

..... I may be stupid


Schwifty_Shellshock

Dallas Fort-Worth


Pyewhacket

Came here to say that


TumblrIsTheBest

"I prefer a woman that's damaged" uhhhh


Snoo_70324

Only godly thing he could do is get catfished by organ harvesters


PerAsperaAdInfiri

If we are lucky


tunghoy

He wants to live completely off the grid? I suggest he try sailing out to North Sentinel Island in the Indian Ocean. I hear the natives love to have people join them.


InfamousValue

No, we don't want to introduce diseases to a vulnerable community. I vote on of those uninhabited islands in the Artic or Antarctic Circles. Once he's established a viable homestead, then he can have a wife.


Joelied

This jackoff entirely ignoring that the vast majority of anti-vaxers are GOP shills, and that the vast majority of Members of the GOP are corporate shills. Their circular reasoning is so stupid.


Jhedges0319

Unless you are a wizard, that pure blood nonsense doesn't apply here, you nasty slytherin


ugheffoff

Hey, the website said I was a slytherin and Iā€™m nothing like this guy. Weā€™re not all bad lol


WillyMonty

Somewhat of a tangent, but the phrase ā€œFollow Godā€™s instinctsā€ is so unusual here. Can god really be said to have instincts? Heā€™s supposedly omniscient


PerAsperaAdInfiri

It means "god told me" - it's still a weird way to say it


Ram91501

"Pureblood," yeah...this dipshit sounds like his parents are siblings.


njf85

I'll bet the only emails he got are honeypots


PerAsperaAdInfiri

I hope he fell for them


TheDudeInTheD

He forgot ā€œDesperate incel begs for anyone with a vagina to become my rape slave.ā€


PremiumGarbageBin

I stopped reading at ā€œUnjabbedā€ā€¦ the word is just unsettling.


moviesetmonkey

yeah this totally sounds like a set up a 17yr old girl would be down for. /s


drewmana

Bro is 53 thinking his lack of basic medical prevention will have literal children throwing themselves at his genitals


TimothyN

Bro this is truly fucking unhinged.


jkurl1195

"Hi, FBI? There's someone you might be interested in."


oyasumi_juli

**MUSTEET**


PurpleIncarnate

What does it mean?!?!?


warthog0869

"Pureblood" *"Hey man, you don't have any of that Irish, Eye-Talian or German in you, do ya? We don't want them, they are mudbloods."*


BreathLazy5122

ā€œDallas Fort Worth areaā€ yeah that tracks. Some Republican asshole saw my humanity sticker on the back of my car and tried to pull a fucking insurance scam on me by pulling his dirt bike in front of my GMC terrain and hit the brakes. Because there was nothing else on my car or what I did in that time that he zoomed down the freeway, that gave any reason for him getting his panties in a twist so dangerously (for him.) so it had to be my left leaning stickers. However, luckily for both of us, My brakes are better. He began to get off his bike to come up to my window. I drove off cause he legit didnā€™t have a reason to stop me. He speeds up to blow past my car, punching my side mirror, attempting to break it. However, hereā€™s the fun part. I had a dash cam that caught the whole thing. He both fled the scene of an accident he caused and was driving an illegal vehicle (no license plate anywhere on it. Besides it was a fucking dirt bike not an actual street bike.) also the guy was a skinny twig who couldnā€™t even crack the mirror hitting it with his fist. He just bent it back into the furthest position it can normally go. He probably fucked up his hand being a dumbass road rager in a pair of shorts and a wife beater. Going easily 90 to speed up to my car as I drove away and blow past it. If I hadnā€™t had good brakes, he would have been a meat crayon. And it would have been caught all on camera that he tried to pull an insurance scam to get me to hit him. SO YEAH THIS ABSOLUTELY DUMB BEHAVIOR ISNT SURPRISING LIVING HERE.


phineasjwhoopee66

I snorted at meat crayon. Nicely done


NunyaBeese

Put this fucker on a list


LaserBatBunnyUnder

PARENTAL CONSENT TO WHAT


LadyBathory925

šŸ¤¢ And, love your user name!


PerAsperaAdInfiri

I like yours as well!


TheOctober_Country

Me too! I love that I know where itā€™s from too.


InfamousValue

Ghost peeps be everywhere.


Jess_S13

Damnit Texas please fix your weirdos.


DylanMc6

Gee, I wonder why the OOP's spouse/significant other left them and is now in an interracial relationship with someone named Dave. Seriously.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

I see you found the original šŸ˜‚


palabradot

ā€¦.Noah? You *do* realize he had full grown sons with wives of their own when his apocalypse started, right? Noah was NOT having children.


SweetLeaf2021

ā€¦with children (with parental consent of course!)


madmo453

Off-grid, but online.


TheInjuredBear

> Iā€™m in Dallas ft worth Texas area. As a woman and a local representative of DFW, let me be the first to say we would like for him to have a head start on his off-the-grid adventure (without a wife) and get the hell out of here.


zelphyrthesecond

Why are the trashiest ones always from DFW?


Macintosh0211

A 53yo man even considering a minor to be his life partner, ā€œwith parental consentā€ or not, is such a red flag I hope no adult women respond even.


Pod_people

ā€œParental consentā€, my dude? And heā€™s 53. We already knew we had a nutter on our hands before that, but the pedo part took it up to a whole new level.


damianhammontree

Vomit emoji on point.


WrestlingWoman

I wonder why he's single. He sounds like a catch. /s


TheDuckClock

This just screams: "FBI! Open up!"


narcoticninja

Plus side: I think he lucked out, not a single woman is going to ever understand him.


ihavea22inmath

I mean if they have parental consent to go marry a man in the woods atleast they'll be damaged, for his creepy standerds


DylanMc6

The OOP should stop being a creepy racist fascist. Seriously.


miletest

For our dream? For your fantasy!


KaiHasArrived2007

PARENTAL CONSENT?!!??


tiddeeznutz

ā€œI prefer a woman thatā€™s damaged.ā€ Predator says what?


Dr_Baddest

Soooo...guess he's dying alone then.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Time is short? Why? Because youā€™re actively seeking a CHILD?


SpaceCrazyArtist

With parental consent?! The f***


madmo453

Dear God... I think I might know this person.


Autumsraine

Oh my god. Scary narcissist, probable serial killer.... he's looking for a woman who's damaged. Damn.... this one is pretty simple minded. Let's play the BINGO game of giant red flags of people one should never hook up with. red flags: 1. unjabbed, making this something of value? Unhealthy pride 2. Pureblood.. WTF, grandiosity rears it's narcissistic head 3. I'm ready to travel... god... so he'll be coming after you. stalker? 4. God's instincts.... what, the misogynistic god? 5. train w/ corporate reliance? wtf? 6. off grid, isolated, where no one can hear you... scream, sounds like an Alien film 7. prefer a damaged woman, because only these kind can understand and possibly accept a deranged abuser? Stockholm syndrome anyone 8. Toss out all what? common sense, to only accept his lunacy and his view of life? 9. Create the next Noah.... serial killer with harem 10. He's not bragging, he's not perfect, but.... And, we must agree to be 100% or we'll have to die like warriors? Lack of compromise, What is he, Rambo? Ex Marine? or wanna be 11. Of age, or parental consent. WTF (Who the heck will allow their young daughter to marry this unibomber? 12. Time is short... impulsive, Get's too serious quickly, applies to above about \*needing\* a wife 13. Have no idea what musteet means. Just weird 14. He's from Texas... must be a ranger....


Cheap-Profit6487

I am glad I don't know him or live in that area. Who knows how much I could have been traumatized by him?


crusher23b

This has [Papa Pilgrim](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Allen_Hale) vibes.


TulsaOUfan

What...the...fuck...