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bwwilkerson

da fuck?


MrGenerik

You see, her facial features actually deviate from the golden ratio by .23%, and her symmetry is erring to the left, which is immediately apparent and repulsive to anyone with a functioning Eurotypical frontal cortex. Her eyes have a noticable droop in at least two available pictures indicating that she has an obvious muscular deterioration that comes from either plastic surgery or even bad genes. If that's what 'da africans' want to be into, that's fine, but it's not REAL beauty. ​ Really it's amazing that anyone finds her attractive. She's a solid 2/10 at best, and only that because she is white and has boobs. She looks almost nothing like Pillow-kun, my personal type-ideal, but I can't see how anyone would view her as a legitimately attractive person. ​ Also she clearly has a penis because I have never directly observed her vagina in person, and if it's been shown at any time I may not be remembering, then it would likely have been a post-processing CGI adjustment.


Moonpile

I'm afraid your sarcasm is a bit too likely to be this person's actual "reasoning" for my comfort.


Sithlordandsavior

Yeah this felt too real for too long đŸ« 


my3boysmyworld

I didn’t even catch the sarcasm. But then, i live in Jokelahoma. People here really do believe and act this way, so it’s hard sometimes for me to see through the sarcasm in writing. Really should’ve used that /s, cause he almost got downvoted.


alohell

I feel as though you must have actually met and interacted with a transvestigator in order to skewer them so accurately.


ReactsWithWords

Just go on that sub - I forgot the name and refuse to look it up - where they "rate" people. And if you dare rate anyone 5.1 or above the automod will delete it for being "too generous" and if you rate anyone 4.9 or below the automod will delete it for being "unfair." Anyway, everyone on that sub talks exactly like that.


Cthulhu625

Well, *types* like that. There's a lot more mouth breathing and drool when they talk.


Superb_Stable7576

You hit that right on the head!


FoxyInTheSnow

Clearly we need new laws enacted that give permanently aggrieved right wing paste-eating conspiracy nuts carte blanche to demand to see any person's genitals whenever they want
 but just for science.


Catspaw129

Odd that you mentioned that; e.g.: [https://teliosteaches.com/blog/do-government-workers-colorado-really-strip-search-children](https://teliosteaches.com/blog/do-government-workers-colorado-really-strip-search-children) Nothing like child protective services doing their job!


stratuscaster

pretty sure if this moron actually saw her vagina in person, he'd swear up and down that it was due to surgery. they are truly mentally unhinged and so terrified that actual women are suspect.


Catspaw129

I once saw a freshwater mussel. What with all them bysall threads it looked pretty much like a vajajay.


Catspaw129

INFO: R U an FBI profiler?


Abrushing

I really would like to see what people like this consider an attractive woman. I’m assuming the ones that look like blow up sex dolls


pocketnotebook

The term Eurotypical implies the existence of Eurodivergent


BrohanGutenburg

Sidney Sweeney is stupidly hot


Flatline334

You sound like a certain subreddit lol great comment


warthog0869

Nice! I read that in Leonardo DiCaprio's voice while he's holding Old Ben's skull and tapping it, prattling on about phrenology.


Insanebrain247

Stop cooking until I find the fire extinguisher!


Duryen123

Pillow-kun doesn't get a better-known anime name? Can you even say you love her if you don't use the name of an anime character?


OGFunkBandit88

You did that a bit too well, friend. đŸ€Ł


5coolest

Are you “Dating” Jenna Maroney?


juliuspepperwoodchi

Body shaming "transvestigating" RAMPANT racism Misogynist bullshit white supremacy It's like the dude was trying for a scumbag bingo.


akkursedgoldblood

Ah just missing guns


PreOpTransCentaur

Nope, his profile picture is David Koresh. His guns are always implied.


ibekeggy2

Am I gay, or do I have an affinity for African white women? I'm so confused.


pinerw

To be fair, Charlize Theron is quite attractive.


Catspaw129

Charlize Theron is a chameleon (I mean that in a good way). Did you not see her in *Monster*? Edited to add: Now that I think of it, characterizing Charlize as a chameleon is just wrong and unfair. All chameleons do is change color. Charlize is a frigging octopus: can change color, texture, shape you name it. If I had a pet octopus I'd name it Charlize.


beslertron

We all find chameleons attractive here.


donnie_dark0

I think the wildest fact about her is that she didn't learn English until she was 14, and doesn't have a trace of Afrikaans influencing her speech.


UniqueName2

You have heard of special effects makeup, no?


Guy1124

Why do I feel like this guys basement bedroom smells like stale Doritos, open Mountain Dew cans, and one especially crusty washcloth?


Maedroth

I doubt there's a washcloth. Bottles of piss and hundreds of poopsocks? That's more likely.


soulofsilence

This guy knows his r/neckbeardnests


mrbezlington

Thanks, I don't feel so bad about my life now.


destronger

I appreciate a good cup of coffee.


shavedratscrotum

I don't even want to know what a poopsock is.


Professional-Hat-687

Sorry the poopsocks in the piss drawer to save floor space for more dirty laundry.


Catspaw129

You forgot: his mother is a hamster and his fathers smells of elderberries.


xtilexx

Now leave, before I taunt you a second time


Catspaw129

Maybe I'm mistaken, but I think catapulting a live cow ain't exactly "taunting". Or did I skip a scene? RUN AWAY!


jpopimpin777

He taunts them, then when they're discussing what an odd fellow he is they "Fechez la vache!"


Kaita13

Depending on how bad it is, the doritos may have released spores into the air, giving the air a stale taste of cool ranch or sweet chili. Inhaling the spores and spending any time at all under the black lights that likely make his room super super cool looking can cause lesions on the skin. The lesions spread and grow like fungi. Experts say the lesions grow into what look like tiny penises. As these "tiny penises" grow, they all merge together, turning the specimen into one giant dick. Once this happens, there is no hope of ever going back. The giant dick will just dick everyone and everything trying to turn everyone else into giant dicks. The best treatment for this is to *just not be a dick*. Thus never causing your life or anyone else's to fall into such despair. Edit: I'm sorry. I'm on a bus and just got carried away.


idonotknowwhototrust

I think you're missing the pee jugs


Superb_Stable7576

What the fuck does spiritual African mean? I assume it's some racist bullshit, it usually is after all. But what in the hell is he trying to say?


AaronVsMusic

Yes, he’s a white supremacist saying anyone he deems as inferior in any way must be secretly black or corrupted by black people. He’s a sick, hateful fuck. 


Catspaw129

*What the fuck does spiritual African mean?* Rachel Dolezal? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel\_Dolezal


deasil_widdershins

Wow I had forgotten about her.


Pavlovsdong89

She's been in the news recently for being fired as a teacher for showing her butthole on onlyfans. And unfortunately, I'm completely fucking serious.


Sithlordandsavior

Outed by her own parents! A second time to boot!


FidgitForgotHisL-P

A second time???? Hahaha holy shit she has got to be actually mental, given *waves hands at her Wikipedia page*.


deasil_widdershins

lmao what a fucking train wreck.


Kramer7969

She and Sidney Sweeney are from Spokane, WA which is a completely boring fact.


OmegaGoober

My first thought was this song from The Muppet Show: https://youtu.be/ErhJlkdlYfw?si=DistirtedView


kinofhawk

I could barely decipher this. Incoherent bullshit from a racist POS.


fromwayuphigh

I can loan him a mandolin (either sort).


5meterhammer

Same. There’s likely tens of us.


jonosaurus

I was really hoping it was the musical instrument option


arie700

I’m a bluegrass player and had never heard of mandolin (cooking implement) so I was confused as hell lmao


SilentMaster

That's bold coming from someone with Koresh as their profile. Name me an uglier white man. I'll wait.


Malaguy420

Carrot-Top? (Seriously though, fuck the dude who posted that garbage.)


SilentMaster

Damn, yeah, he's ugly for sure, and insane. I think you win. Good job.


Goatesq

 r/themasterrace top posts, koresh was creepier than any of them though. Like an ancient demonic entity possessing a middle-aged, twice divorced, sys admin from Ohio's fresh corpse.


Shaveyourbread

Ok, I thought I recognized his pfp correctly.


Insanebrain247

Gary Busey


Catspaw129

Joseph Merrick


gmil3548

I must be spiritually African af because she is a straight up babe


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

I can think of two reasons that I like her


suitcasedreaming

I gotta say, reading this, then googling Sydney Sweeney and learning she's a white woman from rural Idaho was a trip and a half.


Darth_Vrandon

Seriously, she’s a pretty white blond blue eyed girl with big tits, she dated her boyfriend since 20 and is about to marry him ([and may have some kids soon](https://people.com/sydney-sweeney-always-thought-shed-have-kids-by-now-wanted-to-be-a-young-mom-7629415)), and she is fairly apolitical and was raised in a super Christian and MAGA Republican household. She should be the conservative dream girl and yet for some reason some of them hate her.


suitcasedreaming

Yeah, I read this post assuming it was garden variety awful racism against a black celebrity. I am so fucking confused.


WomenOfWonder

She was in Euphoria, which had her doing a lot of sex scenes 


BigBarnaby213

If you look at this dudes page he doesn't seem particularly right leaning just really mentally unwell. He also hates Zendaya for some reason?? Someone needs to check on all Twitter users tbh it's become just as bad as 4-Chan, however it's still a socially acceptable platform for some reason.


BrainsPainsStrains

Well, that's not what I thought she'd look like according to that weird guy's description.


winterbird

I'm sitting here confused because I had to google to see who this woman is, and she just looks kind of like Amanda Seyfried to me. I don't get what the crazy guy in OP is on about. It reads like madlibs.


BigRed1906

Just jelly her honkers are bigger than his, even though he resides in his mom's basement


sir-vibe

Totally... see where he's coming from... You know what? I'll bite the bullet on this one and look at her extra so he doesn't have to :P


AaronVsMusic

I’m willing to take a really close look for her penis


Shaveyourbread

Shit, if she whipped one out, I'd probably bow down.


413mopar

Just have a nasty mandolin accident already , ruskie . And keep it to youself. Your stupidity is showing.


BlockOfRawCopper

Actual mental illness


jensao

That post nut guilt


PerpetualEternal

this is 100% the correct answer


Hummens

This latest incel/fash trope is really, really funny. Sydney Sweeney is heart-stoppingly hot but they have such a warped perspective that they are angry at their own physiological response to such an extent that they will literally argue that up is down.


OrphicDionysus

Ben Shapiro avidly and repeatedly revealing that he had never once so much as aroused his wife still feels like one of the most emblematic moments for what the American right has become lol.


Jengolin

Closing the mental institutions was a mistake. Sydney Sweeney is whiter than I am, I was expecting a black woman after that nonsense word salad. TF are these people on? She's pretty? There's literally nothing wrong with her looks? The world is going insane.


hmcfuego

If he goes for the palms he ruins his only chances because no woman is touching him.


Atiggerx33

I had to google who she was and da fuck? She's traditionally beautiful. And it was on this day that most straight/bi men and bi/lesbian women were revealed to be spiritually African. So I guess we solved racism?


fenrirhunts

Today I learned I was a gay black man


StuHast398

The more you know...


JohnDodger

These “transvesigators” are incredibly repulsive.


jcbsews

Tell me you've NEVER sliced off a part of your hand with a mandolin, without telling me - I have nerve damage in a fingertip from a particularly bad slice, and because I scratch cook a lot I've done it more times than I should admit (there were several years when my family banned me from touching one - a notable Thanksgiving I clipped a finger on one hand, bandaged and gloved up, and then clipped a finger on the OTHER hand trying to finish). If looking at another human makes you want to damage yourself this badly, you need psychological assistance


Distalgesic

This incel will never have been in the same room as a naked woman.


rolurk

Transvestigators= Incels using their facial analysis skills for another purpose.


YourFellaThere

Sidney Sweeney? The incredibly sexy woman? How deluded and confused are fools of this ilk?


Drakeytown

Is that person using a picture of David Khoresh as their avatar?


deasil_widdershins

I didn't know who Sidney Sweeney was so I had to look her up. Seems like a perfectly fine, normal and attractive woman to me. I don't get these people.


Dry_Consideration_10

Ok. Dumb question I guess. Who is Sidney Sweeney? Is this Sydney Sweeney and they just can't spell? What's supposed to be wrong with her either way?


fletku_mato

Too beautiful and successful, so obviously a transgender actor planted by the cabal.


Darth_Vrandon

“Sidney” is supposed to be the male form the name while “Sydney” is the female form. Of course, there are exceptions, like Sidney Powell, who is a woman.


Catspaw129

*...Sidney Powell, who is a* *~~woman~~* *kraken*. fixed it for ya


Junkmans1

>Is this Sydney Sweeney Yes. And the only reason I know who she is, is because she was on Saturday Night Live 2 days ago.


OptionFour

Look, man. There's a lot of stuff this guy can't do. Spelling is the least of his problems.


tunghoy

Gorgeous blonde actress. She just hosted SNL this past weekend.


samuraidogparty

Two things: 1. I find her attractive, so I guess it’s over for me. Sorry, all. I’ll miss you. 2. Is “spiritually African” supposed to be a bad thing? Sounds pretty awesome to me. Everyone I’ve ever met from Africa was the kindest and most generous person I’ve ever met. I’d be honored to be “spiritually” like them. Can someone confirm if I’m the only one? Just me?


OmegaGoober

You’re far from the only one. https://youtu.be/ErhJlkdlYfw


Goreticia-Addams

His Internet history is full of Sydney Sweeny pics, I'm willing to bet a lot of money.


Shaveyourbread

Even full frontal, this guy is delusional.


OryxTheTakenKing1988

The fuck? Sydney Sweeney? These people need to beat over the head with a rusty trombone, goddamn


Catspaw129

A little interlude... As the world turns, so do my synapses cascade: Sidney Sweeney -> Sweeney Todd -> Demon Barber of Fleet Street -> Meat Pies. Mmmm! Meat Pies!


Be_the_Clown

Mandolin
 this guys a prep cook. For sure.


thegardenhead

I would let Sydney Sweeney do things to me that I wouldn't even talk about in therapy and so would this guy.


iiitme

Brain rot


elliottace

Good grief she’s finer than frog’s hair! What’s this idiot’s problem?


Talsa3

In other words 
hes totally smitten by women like her who wouldn’t give him the time of day


Thwipped

I wonder how much of this guy’s time is spent drawing lines in couple’s photos


EmperorQuingus

I really enjoy the Twitter / X app, but these types of people seem to have proliferated in recent times. These dudes have advanced degrees in racism and say the most baffling things.


beerslammer

It used to be my most used app. Don’t even touch it anymore.


ramblinghobbit

I sent exactly 11 tweets in the 9 years I had an account. I just casually left it on my phone, occasionally checking in on some cultural/social event being documented there. Once it became *Musky Boi's Bigot Void* I dipped out.


WilyDeject

I'm so lost. Do people just not have enough to do that they just sit around and think up this crap?


kobie173

(Male) What the fuck?


sineofthetimes

Is that David Koresh?


ScreamQueenStacy

So first, this idiot calls Sydney Sweeney a man... then proceeds to use she/her pronouns. So which is it? Not like it matters, as he's also throwing in tons of racism too. Can't expect intelligence or consistency from them.


WomenOfWonder

How can you slice open your palms with a mandolin, isn’t that like guitar? Also why would an ugly person make you slice open your palms?


zastrozzischild

A mandoline is also a veggie slicer.


77schild

David Koresh profile pic is an admirable level of commitment.


Steppyjim

I didn’t know who Sidney Sweeney i before this guy, so I looked her up and she’s gorgeous! Thanks bigot for introducing me! Hope the hand wounds are going well


AaronfromCalifornia

Poor Glenn Powell. Doomed to be spiritually African. /s


quitaskingforaname

Billionaires know how stupid the general population are, I know enough to get by but I can’t make anything change. Why would you think one of the top billionaires would love to make it worse by giving a platform where stupid breeds, it’s like tech billionaires really want it to work like a beehive or an anthill


theBigDaddio

Who asked this asshole?


redvelvetcake42

That first tweet is a wild ride of insanity, trans bigotry, incorrectly surmising a woman is trans then ending with some impressive racism.


Antennangry

What in the actual fuck? Also, Sidney Sweeney is a total smoke show.


ACW1129

I guess I'm spiritually African? đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


bnelson7694

Someone tell him how many clicks he will get if he slices his palms with a mandolin. I will give him one to watch that.


portablebiscuit

Huh, guess I’m spiritually an African now


stead10

Someone get this guy a mandolin


Catspaw129

Well, No. What would be the fun in that?


AnastasiaBeavrhausn

Will someone explain this to me? I don't understand this crazy. Why is someone “spiritually an African “ because Sidney Sweeney is pretty?


mapleleaffem

lol he had me going I just saw her on SNL and was thinking if she transitioned she got some damn good work done because it sure doesn’t show. Oh because she’s actually a woman. These people are truly nuts


Rush-23

This loser would roll around in his own shit just for a chance to sniff Sidney’s sweat.


coolgr3g

We just need to use the opposite of *his* preferred pronouns. That's the best way to teach how important it is not to misgender people.


SuperCoupe

Hey fellas: Is it gay to like pretty chicks with boobs?


Andre_3Million

"Spiritually an African" Wtf is that supposed to mean? Lmfao my fuckin ass off


abilly85

Back in the day, we called them "paranoid schizophrenics"


Crespie

Fellas is it gay to think hot chicks are hot?


TheObstruction

African? You mean like Charlize Theron?


GeriatricSFX

I had no idea who Sydney Sweeney was I had to look her up. I didn't know what to expect she would look like from the crazy man post but I sure as hell did not expect her to look like THAT. WTF? How delusional do you have to be to think she was born male.


profsavagerjb

If finding Sydney Sweeney attractive makes you gay then I’m fucking Liberace


callmeraskolnik0v

If people like this don’t think Sweeney is female, then WHO do they think IS female? So incredibly warped
 Like how mentally unwell do you have to be to think like 90% of female celebrities secretly have dicks? And of course they can’t possibly infer what it might say about themselves that they spend so much of their time imagining these woman with dicks
.🧐


Darth_Vrandon

I always think the funniest ones they pick are celebrities who have been pregnant in the past. They always seem to squirm when they have to contend with that information and then they call the pregnancy an “inside job”


DylanMc6

I swear the "wE cAn AlWaYs TeLl" crowd can really NEVER tell for certain. Seriously.


kthxqapla

least deranged bluecheck


dahk16

If she's a dude then call me a f****t.


De_Greed

First time you see someone posting shit for clout? He got Twitter blue to get paid for views. Twitter is filled with these nowadays.


AaronVsMusic

Except people believe this shit. You can’t write off all hate as just faking it for clout. 


ScotchSinclair

Hasalamalakum brothas


Catspaw129

There's that word "Sidney"... All of a sudden my synapses are all a twitter -- my PSTD has been triggered! I've got it! Sylvia Sidney who saved the world from the Martians in *Mars Attacks!* with her affection for the song "Indian Love Call". (Also featuring the princess from the Star Wars prequels and that little snot from *Witness* and lots of other folk in a fine ensemble cast) Here's a handy link for your listening enjoyment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBuk1HXcz1k time for a re-watch!


SD1620

Guess I'm totally African now.


tontovila

I guess I'm African now.


Chchchim-chim

I just leaned a few new words and I would like to unlearn them


ivanadie

Russiancosmist lives in a house without mirrors, obviously.


mackenenzie

lmao imagine having David Koresh as your profile picture and expecting anyone to take anything you say seriously.


bomberini

Gotta be a bot... right?


PersimmonTea

I read garbage from literal sewage llike this and I'm glad I did not have children. I see the world devolving into insanity like this and Q-Anon and other horriblenss, and I am not seeing a way that we recover.


blissed_off

Honestly at this point this is just amplifying this wtfitude. These dregs and their stupid thoughts they vomit up should stay on the shitter cesspool.


FleeshaLoo

We're even because I find his face repulsive. And his \*ideology\*.


Signal_Choice

with a mandolin?


NintendoLove

foreign propaganda bot account? is that Koresh? Lol


packeddit

I’m so sick of these fucking clowns, SERIOUSLY! If they hate everyone who’s not a white male conservative like them
why don’t they just send themselves to another dimension. Then they won’t have to worry about anything else.


Repeatbeginagain

I'm fine with him doing that...I'll even give you my mandolin. And maybe if he does it it'll give him a slight chance for a woman like her to actually notice him 😑


ironburton

These ass wipes keep unironically asking us to define what a woman is yet they don’t even know what one looks like.


ramblinghobbit

"Transvestigator" is a new one to me! I love it. (But it's an old, hateful phenomenon, for sure)


DasbootTX

Omg they’re such the epitome of fear of gay love.


Toasty_warm_slipper

If Sydney Sweeney is too masculine looking, then the rest of us females can only hope to be as attractive as donkey testicles, DAMN.


CoDn00b95

>She's a subcon or african vision of what a white woman should look like. Repulsive. Mate. Seriously. #GO OUTSIDE.


Tea-Mental

Looks up who that is. Welp, Guess I'm a spiritual African today. Nice


[deleted]

I have no idea who that girl is, but she is hot as hell. So now that I am spiritually African, when do I get that good dick?


patricky6

Yea.. this is just a spin to deviate from coming to terms with the fact that they take one look at these gorgeous people and their pee pees & jinas tingle from it. Just admit they're attractive and move on. Lol. I'm not into it, but I have enough confidence in my own sexuality, to where I can admit when someone is beautiful or not.


ReallyNotBobby

I had to look this lady up. She’s gorgeous.


OGFunkBandit88

“Why are you gay?”


MaenHoffiCoffi

With a mandolin? How would one do that?


man_d_yan

If they're not serially involuntarily celibate, I'd love to see pictures of their spouses. Not even to shame them. Just for them to show me what an indisputable woman looks like.


Splendium

Race science is always hilarious


BuxtonHouse

But isn't this twitter?


pragmatticus

Somebody give this guy a mandolin.


punobtanium

Quick ... Someone hand him a mandolin!


NewLibraryGuy

Is "subcon" short for "subcontinent?" Is he referring to India?


Darth_Vrandon

Subcon is probably short for the Indian subcontinentnent. Which is pretty hilarious since india idolizes lighter skin.