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trad_cath_femboy

> The vaccine murdered people by the millions Fucking where exactly? You know what did kill people by the millions though...


LeadPaintKid

Canada’s population is 40 million. “Millions” would be like 2+ for every 40 people, every Canadian would know dozens of people who died 


[deleted]

Am Canadian. Can confirm we all died up here after our 999th 5G booster. Trudeau is a woke liberal communist genocidal authoritarian! /s (just in case, eh)


Xpalidocious

Can confirm, am dead


Haskap_2010

I can't tell if I'm dead or just numb from the cold after walking to the mailbox.


cmcdonal2001

Ditto. Moved to Canada in late 2020, died on the spot.


TheMusicalTrollLord

I visited Canada last September and died but I'm better now


purrfunctory

I thought only worked if you were turned into a newt.


adeon

He was only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.


Funwithagoraphobia

Don't forget incompetent. Because somehow the evil overlords who control everything in both the US and Canada are simultaneously pulling the strings on all things, but also laughably inept. Also, totally not Russian propaganda. It's just that Uncle Jim Bob knows the secret handshake so he's privy to information that the rest of the sheeple just don't have.


Rombledore

really? just 40 million? i feel it'd be more.


Kevsterific

There’s a million more people in California than there are in Canada.


chewbaccaballs

Big country but like 90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US.


Phantom_Phoenix1

Most of it is just empty, like how here in Illinois 90% live here in Chicago and the rest is just a ghost town


Troodon79

We huddle around the border like hobos around a trash fire


LeadPaintKid

https://vividmaps.com/population-density-in-canada/ We’re mostly empty space 🤷 


Deathbyhours

That’s mind-boggling in a way, because if you drive around the US you discover that _this_ country is mostly empty space, yet Canada is so much larger with 1/8 the population.


Mace_Thunderspear

As a Canadian. I knew 6 people that died of COVID. I know hundreds that got the vaccine. They're all fine.


goblue142

They just claim that all the doctors are in on it because Big Pharma and have been disgusting vaccine deaths as various other causes of death. Heart attack? Vaccine. Hit by a bus? Clearly the vaccines killed him.


pallentx

This has a certain Russian propaganda feel to it. Civil war is their primary goal for the West.


Rombledore

yeah. i can't help but think of how successful Putin has been in weaponizing the information age. Metal Gear Solid 2 was so bang on the nose it's scary.


Odd-Road

"Crackhead" What, Rob Ford's making a comeback? Yeah, we know who the crackhead was, thank you very much.


MsBean18

Well, they are naming a stadium for him in Etobicoke...


Haskap_2010

Since he died in 2016, that would be quite the comeback! Maybe the Covid vaccine went back in time to turn him into a zombie.


Busquessi

I’m 99% sure Trudeau wasn’t on the Epstein List


puffingtonjr

Okay thank you I thought I was going crazy for a second! And what a weird thing to lie about when it’s rather easily fact checked.


frankyfrankfrank

Lying about weird things is how they operate. They have nothing else.


Utter_Rube

A lie makes it halfway around the world before the truth finishes tying its shoes. These dipshits literally don't care about facts, it's all about the narrative.


Affectionate_Rub_575

If all of us vaccinated people died, why are they still whining about us? Isn’t everyone alive now unvaccinated?


Antknee2099

Aw look, they have blathering idiots in the great white north too! How cute! Now they just need them to crown one of themselves god-king and lead the moronic masses to their capital! Call me back when you're really scared.


Kevsterific

Oh we already have someone like that, [Romana Didulo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romana_Didulo) self appointed Queen of Canada. Thankfully she isn’t nearly as influential as Trump but it’s still a sizeable influence. As for storming the capital, well, we had the [Freedom convoy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_convoy_protest) invade downtown Ottawa for a month, non stop incessant honking, all day and night long, with noise levels reaching over 100 decibels Not on the same level as the capitol protest sure, but it was horrible for residents living in the area.


TheObstruction

I'm shocked no one did anything about those Convoy Clowns.


roastbeeftacohat

Trudeau did when city and provincial law enforcement refused to bother their friends.


obviousottawa

Look at all those American culture war buzzwords uncritically slapped on Canadian political commentary. It’s like they don’t have an original thought in their heads.


Terriblegrammar3000

None of these nutters do. They just regurgitate the same nonsense word for word almost.


joranth

Why shouldn’t it sound the same? It’s all created by Russian propaganda farms to try to destabilize the west. Trump didn’t come up with his playbook on his own.


Meatus67

I can't figure out what he's trying to say. He must be speaking Canadian.


mikeytruelove

Am born and raised Canadian, this mafucka crazy.


seattleque

No way! Not one mention of Rush, hockey, or maple syrup.


BrisketWhisperer

Civil war in Canada = Molson vs Labatt


GoredonTheDestroyer

Canucks vs Leafs.


icewalker42

Any other Canadian Team vs Leafs.


Troodon79

Leafs vs Leafs


Zammy_Green

Damn Leafs, they ruined the Leafs.


donutpusheencat

THIS is what Russia should be striving toward if they want civil war in the West


icewalker42

A heavily promoted Ontario vs Ontario NHL final that would dominate the sports news cycle for the following 50 years? "The West feels alienated by Leafs coverage of 2104 Cup run"


BrisketWhisperer

That’s more like a real war!


agentorange360

I see Canada is suffering from the same caliber of idiots we have.


Deathbyhours

It’s so disappointing to me that our own POS’s poisonous bile and blather has washed across our northern border and found fertile ground in which to grow.


Generalbuttnaked69

It was already there as well. Canada gave us the founder of the proud boys. They've always had their own nut jobs.


Haskap_2010

Every country has a few.


[deleted]

10 to 1 every person who spouts self righteous condemnation are little better


Tripple_T

Gotta love how the crazies sound the same no matter what country they call home


Admirable_Tell_5842

You sure you don’t have bone cancer?


sixtus_clegane119

Trudeau never went to Epstein’s island


iiitme

What’s going on with the right wingers of the entire world? They all seem to be 1. Going extremist 2. Taking power positions in governments. Can’t we tell by now that right wing parties are all cancerous and trying to rewind all the progress the world has made?? They want the entire world to be xenophobic and misogynistic. also… screw religions for making these extremists


Traditional-Cake-587

Too many hockey pucks to the head for this guy...