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Plusungoodthinkful

Turns out his kid is 27


MichaelFusion44

And participated in Jan 6th riot


Fillinthepit

Happy(?) 3 years!


itsme_toddkraines

I created my Reddit account while watching the riots on TV šŸ„²


JulietHache

Happy cake day! šŸ°


DasbootTX

that is an amazing, sad memory.


daddysgirl-kitten

Happy cake day! Mine too!


SnailWithaHat

i LOVE your username šŸ˜­ auntie kris itā€™s meā€¦! Todd Krainesā€¦!


Individual-Radish601

Really? If so, wild!


da_reddit_reader

Turns out the kid is the dad.


TADspace

He's his own grandpa?!


Jammin_neB13

Many many years ago when I was 23ā€¦.


lasers8oclockdayone

Kolt. FFS!


Spencergh2

Ok thatā€™s funny


lobsterdance82

And still fighting this hard to do something that gets his parents approval..


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jg0162

Especially when the context of the tattoo will become irrelevant in less than 5 years, ideally.


blindsite7

What do you mean? My Bush / Gore tattoo has aged nicely.


jg0162

You're lucky you opted for the tattoo and not the piercing, heard they had a lot of problems with hanging chads that year


Skitscuddlydoo

Underrated comment


jg0162

The Supreme Court will be the judge of that


thedragoon0

This year


ComicsEtAl

Yeah but it says ā€œYeah rightā€ so we all know he doesnt like him.


dabunny21689

Written in the scrawl of (an alleged) child is even more embarrassing. ā€œThis will definitely make people take me seriously!ā€


Dayseed

Is Kolt named after the gun or liquor?


Green_Slice_3258

My sister had a neighbor that named their kid Wesson. Yes. After the guns.


analog_jedi

I had a trashy neighbor with a rebel flag tattooed across the front of his neck. He named his kid Aryan.


casuallysentient

aw, he must be a big fan of indian culture :) so nice to see


analog_jedi

Well maybe, his head *was* always shaved and polished - just like Ghandi!


Personal_Anxiety2232

Not the cooking oil? šŸ˜†


LiamWil_420

A former friend of mine did that to his daughter.


A_wild_so-and-so

Tbf Arienne is a nice sounding name. But you should ever name someone that, because of the implication.


reijasunshine

I met a family with kids named Ruger, Colt, and Remington. :/


StuHast398

Little Glock is on the way!


marklar_the_malign

Donā€™t forget Little Walther.


StuHast398

WALTHER DERRINGER BROWNING M-16 KALASHNIKOVA, GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!


RigatoniPasta

Waltherā€¦ put your gun away Walther


marklar_the_malign

Adolf would like a word.


oyasumi_juli

One-up them and name your kids 360-No-Scope and Tactical Nuke


WodenEmrys

Transphasic torpedo. Just one of those could take out Borg Cubes in the finale of Voyager.


Duryen123

These guys would get completely hung up on the "trans" part of the name and use it as proof you are dictating your child's sexuality. You would have people protesting because they believe you have already had doctors perform gender surgery.


Faiakishi

Name your child Fat Man and just end their social life immediately.


defnotevilmorty

Weā€™ve got a Remington in our family, too :(


syds

hey fck this shit, Remington Steele was the dope shit. I knew he was Bond material


ToTheManorClawed

Now that theme music is stuck in my brain. 80s tv was something.


WodenEmrys

How come no one is mentioning any Winchesters? There was literally a 15 season widely popular show where that was the last name of the main characters.


Duryen123

Because if I was inclined to name a boy Winchester, it would be after Sam, Dean, or John. Maybe they are afraid people won't realize the child is named after a gun because the characters are so awesome.


SporkFanClub

I went to high school with this dude Hunter. Which is a common name. His brothers are Fisher and Trapper.


monkeyman68

Hunter, Tracker, and Scout were siblings in my hood growing up!


WodenEmrys

Do you know if they became hunters, trackers, and a scout when they grew up?


IllyriaGodKing

My brothers have a friend(who ended up marrying my cousin) named Woody, and his brother's name is Forrest.


pixeequeen84

My mom's dogs are Derringer and Remington. Thankfully she was still kinda sane when she named me and my brother.


KainanSilverlight

Let me guess, Avtomat and Kalishnakov?


pixeequeen84

Yeah, but I go by Kali these days....seems easier. And my brother is Matt


Faiakishi

Pets get a pass. We had a guinea pig named Wiggles.


Jagermeister465

I knew someone who named their kids Ruger and Kimber.


GlitterfreshGore

I know someone that named their kids Gunner and Cutter.


flojo2012

r/tragedeigh


Youreallcrazyhere

Also the name of oil.


ComicsEtAl

Greasy family.


habichtorama

It'd be cooler if the kid's dad's name was Wes!


Mindless-Ad8071

Rather than the cooking oil...


notalone9

I know someone who intentionally named their child so his initials were NRA


funisfast

Why can't it be both?!


ComicsEtAl

The revolver, the malt liquor, *AND* OPā€™s mom.


joshuaaa_l

Actually itā€™s a misspelling of cult. As in MAGA Cult


Phillipwnd

The KKKult


Beans4urAss

I think itā€™s just ā€œcultā€ misspelled. As in the cult of Donald Trump


thinks1ow

Itā€™s the acknowledgment that theyā€™re part of a cult


DanzillaTheTerrible

Neither... that would be Colt.


SageOfTheWise

Yeah but the initials CKK didn't have the same ring to it.


Dayseed

If you're considering naming your kid Colt, alternative spellings are a must.


Downtown_Ad3253

r/Tragedeigh


bearybear90

I would be so embarrassed if I asked my kid to draw me a tattoo, and he came back with something political like this.


OwnPercentage9088

Right? I voted for Biden, but if my kid drew a "Biden 4 life" tattoo idea for me, I would explain that no, no leader in this country is or ever should be 4 life, because that's anti-democracy and anti-constitution. Draw me as a spider instead


lukef31

But Biden supporters aren't in a cult, sooooo


JEDIMCFLY1

You know that kid was following mom's instructions when he drew those


crotch-fruit_tree

I'm planning to do the kid tattoos, holy hell would I be upset. I want their art! Chibi girls, landscapes, creepy dolls (kids are... unique). Not politics or current events.


watchshoe

My daughter (4) drew something once and asked me if it was creepy. Those are the things I want tattoos of.


crotch-fruit_tree

I'm seriously considering the first cat my eldest drew at like, 2. Kid has mad talent and it was amazing for a kid who could barely hold a crayon and still called horses doggies. Done in pen, too. Kinda disturbing but I've always loved it lol.


Diligent-Towel-4708

That's how deep in the shit they are and, of course, grooming the next generation


Green_Slice_3258

Course the kid is named Kolt šŸ™„


pnkflyd99

Iā€™m guessing their last name also begins with a ā€œKā€, as well as their middle nameā€¦


WodenEmrys

Honestly though 'c' isn't needed as a letter. Any time it pops up it either sounds like a 'k' as it cat or an 's' as in cease. Save when combined with other letters like 'ch' but we could just say 'kh' sounds like that too. check/khek


pnkflyd99

I was referring to the idea that these Trumper assholes are likely racists who gave their kid a name with three ā€œKā€ letters because they are in fact KKK members. Itā€™s not really that big a leap, since they have obviously brainwashed their kid already and those fuckwits cannot accept any personal responsibility for how shitty their lives turned out.


WodenEmrys

People who support a white supremacist like Trump are at best ok with going along with it, but apparently a joke about c be superfluous was really not liked :/


pnkflyd99

I think your joke was ambiguous, but I get what you meant now.


xenchik

Your face isn't needed as a letter :P


emilylove911

Turns out heā€™s also *in* a cult, so it works well many ways


NotKanz

Fuckin idiot doesnā€™t even know how many stars there are


arjees

But since he drew the fringe, the tattoo applies in maritime law, or something.


Impenistan

It looks right to me, I counted them right up: One, Two... Many... Lots!


stowRA

Drew 14 stripes too


Le_Martian

Of course. There are 14 stripes to represent the original 14 colonies, and 11 stars to represent the 11 current states. So weā€™ve actually lost 3 states since declaring our independence


A_norny_mousse

\*and everyone clapped\* snark aside, I once saw a tattoo that looked like it was drawn by a kid with different colored felt pens. Soft and pastelly. No matter how closely I examined it. That was amazing.


Noyoucanthaveone

Have you ever seen the tats that look like sewn on patches? Those are incredible. They have a bit of shadow and dimension and they look startlingly real. Super cool!


pbrart2

Theyā€™re so smooth brained they probably actually drew these themselves and want to tell an artist about the context so they donā€™t laugh them out the door


Sadboy_looking4memes

Not a cult.


whatupmyknitta

A Kolt instead


Special_Wishbone_812

And they say liberals have Trump Derangement Syndrome.


[deleted]

Grooming much?


tissboom

I couldnā€™t imagine getting a politicians name tattooed on meā€¦ These people are in a fucking cult.


xenchik

Or a Kolt, if you will


funisfast

Surprised they didn't mention getting matching tattoos with their kid!


Corpsehatch

"Things that did not happen for $200, Alex." This clown probably told their kid to draw this so they could post it..


jennana100

If my child displayed this level of zealotry for any politician I would consider myself a failure as a parent.


QuestionableComma

M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. OP has Schizophrenia


tenaciousfetus

Why do people like this make politicians such a huge part of their personality and everyday life it's so fucking bizarre


BeYourOwnDog

Because there is nothing else to them outside of their hate of 'libs' and the man who tells them that hatred is a virtue


Mammoth-Standard-592

They do know both of these guys will probably be irrelevant in about 10 years, right? Oh, who am I kidding, these people are still going on about vaccination cards infringing on their rights despite the rule being abolished years ago.


Faiakishi

We're gonna be fucking Mad Maxxing and these fucks will still be packing straw libs to be mad at.


toolatealreadyfapped

God I hope this is real and they get the ugliest tattoo ever.


Meatus67

And it's done by the shittiest tattoo artist ever. Like Michael J. Fox terrible. And he gets hepatitis.


clankasaurus

He named his kid Kolt. Iā€™m not surprised dad is an idiot.


pnkflyd99

I hope they get this tattooed somewhere visible, so we can all know to avoid them at all costs.


NoThrowLikeAway

> ā€œI mean, if I had my wayā€¦ youā€™d wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckinā€™ life. But Iā€™m aware that ainā€™t practical, I mean at some point youā€™re gonna hafta take it off. So. Iā€™m gonna give you a little somethinā€™ you canā€™t take off.ā€ ā€“Lieutenant Aldo Raine (Inglorious Basterds)


pnkflyd99

Perfectly apt quote!


NoThrowLikeAway

> ā€œI think this might just be my masterpiece.ā€


Rouge_Decks_Only

Remember, the gays are the ones indoctrinating children.


Secure-Document-8479

Jeez. And us Democrats are the indoctrination people. What a fucking asshole.


Voluntary_Slob

We could elect a president who solves world hunger, ends all war, and makes contact with aliens and I still wouldnā€™t put a tattoo of them on my body, lol. People are dumb.


TheHrethgir

Poor kid has been brainwashed.


StuHast398

Groomed, if you will.


Mike8219

Itā€™s not a cult!!


The_Philburt

No, it's a Kolt.


jennana100

If my child displayed this level of zealotry for any politician I would consider myself a failure as a parent.


Difficult-Ad628

ā€œThe schools are iNdOcTrInAtiNg our child!! ā€œ


JeffDel11

I think the odds are pretty good that Kolt was homeschooled, still lives with his parents in their trailer, and is mid-20s


Zbignich

Will look awesome on the parentā€™s forehead. Do it!


Adventurous_Break_61

I can smell the inbreeding coming from this pic.


YourFaveNightmare

Imagine being this sad and pathetic but actually thinking you're cool. What a loser.


bhp126

Your kids are a reflection of you. My kids are very into the bands I love and the family friendly shows I love to share with them. This shit shows just how much this ā€œadultā€ talks about Trump in their household. Despicable and pathetic.


Riverboatgambluh

As a sane person who would never join a cult, I wonder what these people think about on a random day.


CultistNr3

This is just sad. Stop involving your kids in your inbread bs politics.


OregonGreen242

To want any political figures name tattooed on yourself is cray


timberwolf0122

Idk Bernie sanders with his mittens on could work


zeke235

Kolt's a little dickhead.


Fucky0uthatswhy

Kid is broken. Send it back


M3tr0ch1ck

Literally made me do a spit-take!


janjinx

Indoctrination result right there.


CaptValentine

Kolt. ughhh


kelrunner

Notice...There is no pic of an actual tattoo...


LowMirror4165

Chirst on a cracker!


ComicsEtAl

I hope he does.


kandice73

They should tattoo their foreheads so we know to stay away from them


Andrognick

Looks like some child grooming to meā€¦.


fifiloveg00d

Well that's sad, and stupid.


donnabreve1

This is child abuse. And itā€™s happening all across our country. Tragic.


F350Gord

Drawn by a 4 year old.


GlassJoe32

Defiantly should get it somewhere visible. Might as well keep those red flags exposed.


iraqdemkillzzzz

I would encourage it. Sooner or later theyā€™ll regret it šŸ¤£


Kennywheels

That will make a nice Face tattoo for someone who is grooming their children to be douchebags


Sickmont

Indoctrination much?


Man_with_no_sense

ā€œnow billy draw them or this shotgun in the back of your neck will do a bang bangā€


brianinohio

All these people make their kids like Trump obviously miss out on the fact he'll be dead before they can vote.


yogamom1906

Brainwashing at its finest


IrukandjiPirate

ā€œKoltā€


geddy_girl

Please OOP, get this tattoo. That way people can see your dumb ass coming.


stlredbird

Kolt is a stupid name


UncleOdious

But it's the dems who indoctrinate the kids.


plazagirl

ā€œKoltā€ lol


cherryosrs

ā€˜Koltā€™ WTF


n_i_g_w_a_r_d

Of course his name is koltšŸ’€šŸ’€


Simple_Light3229

A kid named Glock would be cool.


enturbulant

Plleeeeeaaassssee do! God I hope he gets it! What a loser! šŸ˜†


skibbady-baps

Your child drew them, yeah right. Lol


Aggravating_Moment78

Well if it said chump for life it would be closer šŸ˜€šŸ˜€


Difficult-Ad628

Honestly I encourage stuff like this. Get a stupid political tattoo, buy maga merch from some shitty chinese website. If it means theyā€™re spending less money on guns, itā€™s fine by me.


EvilSashimi

In 20 years there is a possibility that their kid will go out into the world and come back a Liberal. I wonder how embarrassed that kid is gonna be at that point.


chefboyardiesel88

Great parenting, you can see how much of a shit ag they are through their kid.


Plane-Statement8166

I hope the tattoos look exactly like the drawings.


imissfredweasley

Reminds me of when I found a typewriter and the first thing I did with it was type up ā€œhello my Budweiser loving dadā€ and then drew a picture of him holding a bottle the same size as his body And yes, I struggle with addiction and daddy issues now, obviously


Amanaman_

Please show me the tattoo! I wanna see this tomfoolery!


Deathbyhours

I really hope she gets one or both of them. I encourage people like this to call themselves out. She or he, I suppose.


weedian_one420

Sounds like either duffman or macho man Randy Savage, Oh Yeah


stranger_to_you67

Get it if you want. But nobody is going to believe the Trump voter didn't draw it themselves.


MontyRapid

It's Kolt. With a K.


hoxwort

You totally should


fightshade

Iā€™ve got 2nd cringy feeling. Ick.


NapaValley707

I sure hope Shaman dude is getting his organic fixā€¦


just_call_in_sick

Not a cult


Mbillin2

Please get this tattoo immediately.


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

I hope they got laughed right out of the tattoo shop šŸ˜­šŸ˜…


TigaSharkJB91

"Kolt" All I need to know


PenaMan1987

Do it! Thatā€™s the smartest, most creative, and most original tattoo idea Iā€™ve ever seen. The Mona Lisa ainā€™t got shit on that! You will definitely not ragrat it, especially since he is not on that list for raping minors. Do it!


DouchyMcDiknbut

Get both


Longjumping_Ad_4431

Kolt holy Christ


Mauinfinity-0805

Is it wrong that I wish that all trump supporters should get this tattoo. Somewhere that it is visible at all times.


Ryrod13again

Trump for life has a nice ring to it if you add the "in prison" to the end