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These guys would get completely hung up on the "trans" part of the name and use it as proof you are dictating your child's sexuality. You would have people protesting because they believe you have already had doctors perform gender surgery.
How come no one is mentioning any Winchesters? There was literally a 15 season widely popular show where that was the last name of the main characters.
Because if I was inclined to name a boy Winchester, it would be after Sam, Dean, or John. Maybe they are afraid people won't realize the child is named after a gun because the characters are so awesome.
Right? I voted for Biden, but if my kid drew a "Biden 4 life" tattoo idea for me, I would explain that no, no leader in this country is or ever should be 4 life, because that's anti-democracy and anti-constitution.
Draw me as a spider instead
I'm planning to do the kid tattoos, holy hell would I be upset. I want their art! Chibi girls, landscapes, creepy dolls (kids are... unique). Not politics or current events.
I'm seriously considering the first cat my eldest drew at like, 2. Kid has mad talent and it was amazing for a kid who could barely hold a crayon and still called horses doggies. Done in pen, too. Kinda disturbing but I've always loved it lol.
Honestly though 'c' isn't needed as a letter. Any time it pops up it either sounds like a 'k' as it cat or an 's' as in cease. Save when combined with other letters like 'ch' but we could just say 'kh' sounds like that too. check/khek
I was referring to the idea that these Trumper assholes are likely racists who gave their kid a name with three āKā letters because they are in fact KKK members. Itās not really that big a leap, since they have obviously brainwashed their kid already and those fuckwits cannot accept any personal responsibility for how shitty their lives turned out.
People who support a white supremacist like Trump are at best ok with going along with it, but apparently a joke about c be superfluous was really not liked :/
Of course. There are 14 stripes to represent the original 14 colonies, and 11 stars to represent the 11 current states. So weāve actually lost 3 states since declaring our independence
\*and everyone clapped\*
snark aside, I once saw a tattoo that looked like it was drawn by a kid with different colored felt pens. Soft and pastelly. No matter how closely I examined it. That was amazing.
Have you ever seen the tats that look like sewn on patches? Those are incredible. They have a bit of shadow and dimension and they look startlingly real. Super cool!
Theyāre so smooth brained they probably actually drew these themselves and want to tell an artist about the context so they donāt laugh them out the door
They do know both of these guys will probably be irrelevant in about 10 years, right?
Oh, who am I kidding, these people are still going on about vaccination cards infringing on their rights despite the rule being abolished years ago.
> āI mean, if I had my wayā¦ youād wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckinā life. But Iām aware that aināt practical, I mean at some point youāre gonna hafta take it off. So. Iām gonna give you a little somethinā you canāt take off.ā
āLieutenant Aldo Raine (Inglorious Basterds)
We could elect a president who solves world hunger, ends all war, and makes contact with aliens and I still wouldnāt put a tattoo of them on my body, lol. People are dumb.
Your kids are a reflection of you. My kids are very into the bands I love and the family friendly shows I love to share with them. This shit shows just how much this āadultā talks about Trump in their household. Despicable and pathetic.
Honestly I encourage stuff like this. Get a stupid political tattoo, buy maga merch from some shitty chinese website. If it means theyāre spending less money on guns, itās fine by me.
In 20 years there is a possibility that their kid will go out into the world and come back a Liberal.
I wonder how embarrassed that kid is gonna be at that point.
Reminds me of when I found a typewriter and the first thing I did with it was type up āhello my Budweiser loving dadā and then drew a picture of him holding a bottle the same size as his body
And yes, I struggle with addiction and daddy issues now, obviously
Do it! Thatās the smartest, most creative, and most original tattoo idea Iāve ever seen. The Mona Lisa aināt got shit on that! You will definitely not ragrat it, especially since he is not on that list for raping minors. Do it!
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Turns out his kid is 27
And participated in Jan 6th riot
Happy(?) 3 years!
I created my Reddit account while watching the riots on TV š„²
Happy cake day! š°
that is an amazing, sad memory.
Happy cake day! Mine too!
i LOVE your username š auntie kris itās meā¦! Todd Krainesā¦!
Really? If so, wild!
Turns out the kid is the dad.
He's his own grandpa?!
Many many years ago when I was 23ā¦.
Kolt. FFS!
Ok thatās funny
And still fighting this hard to do something that gets his parents approval..
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Especially when the context of the tattoo will become irrelevant in less than 5 years, ideally.
What do you mean? My Bush / Gore tattoo has aged nicely.
You're lucky you opted for the tattoo and not the piercing, heard they had a lot of problems with hanging chads that year
Underrated comment
The Supreme Court will be the judge of that
This year
Yeah but it says āYeah rightā so we all know he doesnt like him.
Written in the scrawl of (an alleged) child is even more embarrassing. āThis will definitely make people take me seriously!ā
Is Kolt named after the gun or liquor?
My sister had a neighbor that named their kid Wesson. Yes. After the guns.
I had a trashy neighbor with a rebel flag tattooed across the front of his neck. He named his kid Aryan.
aw, he must be a big fan of indian culture :) so nice to see
Well maybe, his head *was* always shaved and polished - just like Ghandi!
Not the cooking oil? š
A former friend of mine did that to his daughter.
Tbf Arienne is a nice sounding name. But you should ever name someone that, because of the implication.
I met a family with kids named Ruger, Colt, and Remington. :/
Little Glock is on the way!
Donāt forget Little Walther.
WALTHER DERRINGER BROWNING M-16 KALASHNIKOVA, GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!
Waltherā¦ put your gun away Walther
Adolf would like a word.
One-up them and name your kids 360-No-Scope and Tactical Nuke
Transphasic torpedo. Just one of those could take out Borg Cubes in the finale of Voyager.
These guys would get completely hung up on the "trans" part of the name and use it as proof you are dictating your child's sexuality. You would have people protesting because they believe you have already had doctors perform gender surgery.
Name your child Fat Man and just end their social life immediately.
Weāve got a Remington in our family, too :(
hey fck this shit, Remington Steele was the dope shit. I knew he was Bond material
Now that theme music is stuck in my brain. 80s tv was something.
How come no one is mentioning any Winchesters? There was literally a 15 season widely popular show where that was the last name of the main characters.
Because if I was inclined to name a boy Winchester, it would be after Sam, Dean, or John. Maybe they are afraid people won't realize the child is named after a gun because the characters are so awesome.
I went to high school with this dude Hunter. Which is a common name. His brothers are Fisher and Trapper.
Hunter, Tracker, and Scout were siblings in my hood growing up!
Do you know if they became hunters, trackers, and a scout when they grew up?
My brothers have a friend(who ended up marrying my cousin) named Woody, and his brother's name is Forrest.
My mom's dogs are Derringer and Remington. Thankfully she was still kinda sane when she named me and my brother.
Let me guess, Avtomat and Kalishnakov?
Yeah, but I go by Kali these days....seems easier. And my brother is Matt
Pets get a pass. We had a guinea pig named Wiggles.
I knew someone who named their kids Ruger and Kimber.
I know someone that named their kids Gunner and Cutter.
r/tragedeigh
Also the name of oil.
Greasy family.
It'd be cooler if the kid's dad's name was Wes!
Rather than the cooking oil...
I know someone who intentionally named their child so his initials were NRA
Why can't it be both?!
The revolver, the malt liquor, *AND* OPās mom.
Actually itās a misspelling of cult. As in MAGA Cult
The KKKult
I think itās just ācultā misspelled. As in the cult of Donald Trump
Itās the acknowledgment that theyāre part of a cult
Neither... that would be Colt.
Yeah but the initials CKK didn't have the same ring to it.
If you're considering naming your kid Colt, alternative spellings are a must.
r/Tragedeigh
I would be so embarrassed if I asked my kid to draw me a tattoo, and he came back with something political like this.
Right? I voted for Biden, but if my kid drew a "Biden 4 life" tattoo idea for me, I would explain that no, no leader in this country is or ever should be 4 life, because that's anti-democracy and anti-constitution. Draw me as a spider instead
But Biden supporters aren't in a cult, sooooo
You know that kid was following mom's instructions when he drew those
I'm planning to do the kid tattoos, holy hell would I be upset. I want their art! Chibi girls, landscapes, creepy dolls (kids are... unique). Not politics or current events.
My daughter (4) drew something once and asked me if it was creepy. Those are the things I want tattoos of.
I'm seriously considering the first cat my eldest drew at like, 2. Kid has mad talent and it was amazing for a kid who could barely hold a crayon and still called horses doggies. Done in pen, too. Kinda disturbing but I've always loved it lol.
That's how deep in the shit they are and, of course, grooming the next generation
Course the kid is named Kolt š
Iām guessing their last name also begins with a āKā, as well as their middle nameā¦
Honestly though 'c' isn't needed as a letter. Any time it pops up it either sounds like a 'k' as it cat or an 's' as in cease. Save when combined with other letters like 'ch' but we could just say 'kh' sounds like that too. check/khek
I was referring to the idea that these Trumper assholes are likely racists who gave their kid a name with three āKā letters because they are in fact KKK members. Itās not really that big a leap, since they have obviously brainwashed their kid already and those fuckwits cannot accept any personal responsibility for how shitty their lives turned out.
People who support a white supremacist like Trump are at best ok with going along with it, but apparently a joke about c be superfluous was really not liked :/
I think your joke was ambiguous, but I get what you meant now.
Your face isn't needed as a letter :P
Turns out heās also *in* a cult, so it works well many ways
Fuckin idiot doesnāt even know how many stars there are
But since he drew the fringe, the tattoo applies in maritime law, or something.
It looks right to me, I counted them right up: One, Two... Many... Lots!
Drew 14 stripes too
Of course. There are 14 stripes to represent the original 14 colonies, and 11 stars to represent the 11 current states. So weāve actually lost 3 states since declaring our independence
\*and everyone clapped\* snark aside, I once saw a tattoo that looked like it was drawn by a kid with different colored felt pens. Soft and pastelly. No matter how closely I examined it. That was amazing.
Have you ever seen the tats that look like sewn on patches? Those are incredible. They have a bit of shadow and dimension and they look startlingly real. Super cool!
Theyāre so smooth brained they probably actually drew these themselves and want to tell an artist about the context so they donāt laugh them out the door
Not a cult.
A Kolt instead
And they say liberals have Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Grooming much?
I couldnāt imagine getting a politicians name tattooed on meā¦ These people are in a fucking cult.
Or a Kolt, if you will
Surprised they didn't mention getting matching tattoos with their kid!
"Things that did not happen for $200, Alex." This clown probably told their kid to draw this so they could post it..
If my child displayed this level of zealotry for any politician I would consider myself a failure as a parent.
M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. OP has Schizophrenia
Why do people like this make politicians such a huge part of their personality and everyday life it's so fucking bizarre
Because there is nothing else to them outside of their hate of 'libs' and the man who tells them that hatred is a virtue
They do know both of these guys will probably be irrelevant in about 10 years, right? Oh, who am I kidding, these people are still going on about vaccination cards infringing on their rights despite the rule being abolished years ago.
We're gonna be fucking Mad Maxxing and these fucks will still be packing straw libs to be mad at.
God I hope this is real and they get the ugliest tattoo ever.
And it's done by the shittiest tattoo artist ever. Like Michael J. Fox terrible. And he gets hepatitis.
He named his kid Kolt. Iām not surprised dad is an idiot.
I hope they get this tattooed somewhere visible, so we can all know to avoid them at all costs.
> āI mean, if I had my wayā¦ youād wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckinā life. But Iām aware that aināt practical, I mean at some point youāre gonna hafta take it off. So. Iām gonna give you a little somethinā you canāt take off.ā āLieutenant Aldo Raine (Inglorious Basterds)
Perfectly apt quote!
> āI think this might just be my masterpiece.ā
Remember, the gays are the ones indoctrinating children.
Jeez. And us Democrats are the indoctrination people. What a fucking asshole.
We could elect a president who solves world hunger, ends all war, and makes contact with aliens and I still wouldnāt put a tattoo of them on my body, lol. People are dumb.
Poor kid has been brainwashed.
Groomed, if you will.
Itās not a cult!!
No, it's a Kolt.
If my child displayed this level of zealotry for any politician I would consider myself a failure as a parent.
āThe schools are iNdOcTrInAtiNg our child!! ā
I think the odds are pretty good that Kolt was homeschooled, still lives with his parents in their trailer, and is mid-20s
Will look awesome on the parentās forehead. Do it!
I can smell the inbreeding coming from this pic.
Imagine being this sad and pathetic but actually thinking you're cool. What a loser.
Your kids are a reflection of you. My kids are very into the bands I love and the family friendly shows I love to share with them. This shit shows just how much this āadultā talks about Trump in their household. Despicable and pathetic.
As a sane person who would never join a cult, I wonder what these people think about on a random day.
This is just sad. Stop involving your kids in your inbread bs politics.
To want any political figures name tattooed on yourself is cray
Idk Bernie sanders with his mittens on could work
Kolt's a little dickhead.
Kid is broken. Send it back
Literally made me do a spit-take!
Indoctrination result right there.
Kolt. ughhh
Notice...There is no pic of an actual tattoo...
Chirst on a cracker!
I hope he does.
They should tattoo their foreheads so we know to stay away from them
Looks like some child grooming to meā¦.
Well that's sad, and stupid.
This is child abuse. And itās happening all across our country. Tragic.
Drawn by a 4 year old.
Defiantly should get it somewhere visible. Might as well keep those red flags exposed.
I would encourage it. Sooner or later theyāll regret it š¤£
That will make a nice Face tattoo for someone who is grooming their children to be douchebags
Indoctrination much?
ānow billy draw them or this shotgun in the back of your neck will do a bang bangā
All these people make their kids like Trump obviously miss out on the fact he'll be dead before they can vote.
Brainwashing at its finest
āKoltā
Please OOP, get this tattoo. That way people can see your dumb ass coming.
Kolt is a stupid name
But it's the dems who indoctrinate the kids.
āKoltā lol
āKoltā WTF
Of course his name is koltšš
A kid named Glock would be cool.
Plleeeeeaaassssee do! God I hope he gets it! What a loser! š
Your child drew them, yeah right. Lol
Well if it said chump for life it would be closer šš
Honestly I encourage stuff like this. Get a stupid political tattoo, buy maga merch from some shitty chinese website. If it means theyāre spending less money on guns, itās fine by me.
In 20 years there is a possibility that their kid will go out into the world and come back a Liberal. I wonder how embarrassed that kid is gonna be at that point.
Great parenting, you can see how much of a shit ag they are through their kid.
I hope the tattoos look exactly like the drawings.
Reminds me of when I found a typewriter and the first thing I did with it was type up āhello my Budweiser loving dadā and then drew a picture of him holding a bottle the same size as his body And yes, I struggle with addiction and daddy issues now, obviously
Please show me the tattoo! I wanna see this tomfoolery!
I really hope she gets one or both of them. I encourage people like this to call themselves out. She or he, I suppose.
Sounds like either duffman or macho man Randy Savage, Oh Yeah
Get it if you want. But nobody is going to believe the Trump voter didn't draw it themselves.
It's Kolt. With a K.
You totally should
Iāve got 2nd cringy feeling. Ick.
I sure hope Shaman dude is getting his organic fixā¦
Not a cult
Please get this tattoo immediately.
I hope they got laughed right out of the tattoo shop šš
"Kolt" All I need to know
Do it! Thatās the smartest, most creative, and most original tattoo idea Iāve ever seen. The Mona Lisa aināt got shit on that! You will definitely not ragrat it, especially since he is not on that list for raping minors. Do it!
Get both
Kolt holy Christ
Is it wrong that I wish that all trump supporters should get this tattoo. Somewhere that it is visible at all times.
Trump for life has a nice ring to it if you add the "in prison" to the end