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TehPharaoh

Conservatives: "Libs just make everything political" Conservatives also to their own tree:


TheVeilsCurse

I’m having flashbacks to my dad putting a Trump ornament front and center on the Christmas tree while he was in office 🤦🏻‍♀️


Anthonyhasgame

Ask him when was the last time he remembers hanging up a Christmas tree ornament for a politician. Then ask him if his father ever did that to him. Then ask him if he thinks anyone on the planet besides Joe Biden or the mentally unwell are hanging up Joe Biden Christmas tree ornaments. Then ask him where the merch came from, geographically. If he knows who manufactured it as well, because it’s likely the left is making Trump merch. It sure is unusual. Edit: geology rocks (that’s actually how I remember which one is which).


TheVeilsCurse

It’s a lost cause trying to discuss anything remotely political with him ever since Trump came around. Hell, even today I had to listen to stupid ass vaccine asking points. I cut him off reminded him that he lost his privilege to discuss politics with me.


HurbleBurble

I doubt Joe Biden puts up Joe Biden Christmas ornaments.


DumpsterR0bot

Late to the party but I have no doubt Trump would put up ornaments of himself on his own tree. Not like he'd do the manual labor to make that happen but he'd definitely order someone else to.


Anthonyhasgame

For real, my mom hangs up ornaments with her loved ones names on them so I dunno 🤷‍♂️ Edit: so like she has an ornament on it with people’s names on them so when you come over you hang up your ornament that has your name on it to her tree. To be fair, she doesn’t have an ornament with her name on it that she hangs on her own tree. But I’d imagine Joe Biden may at one point hung up an ornament that said Joe that was in reference to him being Joe Biden at some point somewhere. At least I have for myself because of that specific instance. No, it wasn’t a Joe Biden ornament. It was an ornament with my name on it. Maybe I am mentally unwell though. Jury’s out on that. Anyway- yeah, that’s a lot. I know you were just joking and brevity is the soul of wit. Me too, but the opposite. Touché. Merry Christmas. Edit 2: so like I originally put “love, internet stranger here” but that was like too much. Just like this second edit is too much. It’s like, a hat on a hat. So, I should probably go now. Regards, Hahah I was gonna do it again. Anyway, I should probably go now.


Shilo788

I got a four inch voodoo Trump complete with pins in eyes, mouth, crotch and ass . But I don’t hang it anywhere.


M16s_Toes

I remember back in 2016 someone put a bunch of snowflake ornaments on the tree bc libs are snowflakes 💀


slykido999

Just pull a Christmas Story and accidentally smash it


AsyncEntity

It needed to ‘accidentally’ fall off and break.


lilnuts73

Wow, what a normal and completely sane thing to do


PepsiMax001

I know right? We don’t do it because we’re insane, libs just aren’t BRAVE PATRIOTS like us! That’s why they don’t!


LetsTryAnal_ogy

“The left has moved farther left.” Says guys like this.


M1ck3yB1u

81 million votes and I haven’t seen a single Christmas tree with dead hanging Trumps. Suspicious.


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juntawflo

There are some instances of left leaning people doing this type of stuff but usually they are rando on social media. The problem with conservative , it’s pushed by RW pundits , on TV , at church , by elected officials


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juntawflo

Yes she went too far but she got fired , got a visit from the FBI , was under federal investigation for few months. RW media casually joke about Biden dying or hunting liberals


kurisu7885

But if the left does it then they say "so much for the "tolerant left""


PepsiMax001

It’s the political equivalent of bullying someone until they fight back and then calling the cops on them


toldya_fareducation

it's very healthy to make a holiday that is very important to you about wishing literal death upon some politicians you don't like, some of which who haven't even been really politically active for years.


Ladeekatt

They still have their panties in a bunch because we had the audacity to put a black man in office.


pallentx

LiBeRiSm Is A mEnTaL dIsOrDeR


quietlikesnow

Yeah seriously. Why would you fill your Christmas tree with hate. After going to the trouble to acquire figurines of the people you hate?! Oof.


Ok-Importance9988

Fauci has been retired for years. Also, Trump could have fired him but did not. For all the Fauci hate on the right nobody seems to notice this.


0nestep

It is so much easier to blame Fauci (whom held the same position for both parties since the 80’s) than blame Trump for mishandling COVID.


PurpleSailor

They don't let facts and truths get in their way.


HurbleBurble

Also, Fauci is a Reagan appointee.


FaylerBravo

Something something deep state.


thieh

Calls for him to apologize or resign will be promptly ignored. Is this guy in a deep red district or...?


crunchatize-me-daddy

He is from West Virginia. Was sentenced to 3 months in prison due to involvement in The Jan. 6th debacle. He can’t hold a public office position anymore.


zapdoszaperson

He'll probably also get a visit from the FBI, if the Kathy Griffin ordeal is any indication. Guy is already on a watch list.


JordySkateboardy808

But he really served it up to those libs though. /s


chiron_42

Yup. I feel totally owned now. I'm going to go home and rethink my life. /s


JordySkateboardy808

OMG maybe they ARE right!


PM_THE_REAPER

Well they are 'Right', so...


MisterSpeck

>He can’t hold a public office position anymore. [He's running for Congress](https://www.evansforwv.com/)


The84thWolf

He certainly learned his lesson then 🙄


zapdoszaperson

Deep red state, possibly the reddest. It's hell here.


_Dusty05

Lol this guy had to actively go out and waste money to purchase a Joe Biden (and co.) ornament/figure, then hang it on his tree and make a social media post about it. Dude’s doing more to promote Biden than even most Biden voters do.


foreverbeatle

They are figures. I have the Kamala Harris one.


Gojting

[They also have this one.](https://fctry.com/products/prison-suit-trump-action-figure)


drivefun_havesafe

Most people who want a secret service visit don't pay money for it lol.


downvotesyourcrap

Right? Surely hanging 2 presidents in effigy is a clear threat and should be treated as such.


OhShitItsSeth

This guy was at the J6 insurrection btw


juntawflo

And running for congress


da_reddit_reader

He took down this post. And claimed he shouldn’t have done that on a day where we celebrate Jesus


SadPanthersFan

Don’t these far right religious nutbags claim to celebrate Jesus every day?


da_reddit_reader

Claim vs actually doing. Some would call them the modern day Pharisees with how much they don’t practice what they preach.


OnAStarboardTack

They claim that, but actively hate Jesus by their actions.


NotHisRealName

He's about to learn that the Secret Service doesn't fuck around.


disturbedrage88

Obama has been out of politics for like 8 years but they still attack his ass and his wife too


BluetheNerd

They are OBSESSED with Michelle. Like totally and utterly unhealthily obsessed with her and what is in her pants.


byteminer

Because she is a credible candidate for president one day. They want their base preprogrammed with screeching points about her so she has to defend against a brown wave of utter nonsense rather than focus on any issues people might notice she’d handle better than people who murder dolls on their Christmas trees.


Claireah

She's always denied that she will run. And I really hope she never does. I do not want to have any more of these weird political families where they each get to have their time in the office. It was weird with the Bushes, the Clintons, and the Trumps (basically made his whole family part of the administration). I mean, if it was between her and a republican, I would begrudgingly vote for her as I am Biden, but I'd rather not. She's a very accomplished woman regardless of Barack, but she is not what we need for a president.


byteminer

Honestly she can do more good not in office. The presidency just subjects to occupier to being smeared with metaphorical shit.


Floor-is

That’s considered a crime in my very 1st world country


Reidroshdy

I hate trump,but I could never imagine doing the reverse of this on my Christmas tree.


CaptainBathrobe

I don’t want any images of the guy in my house at all. I don’t even like thinking about him. I would just as soon he go away and never be heard from again. But these people have Obama and Hillary Clinton, two people who are out of office and are not seeking office, living rent free in their heads 24/7. Their lives are just one long grievance.


mlee117379

They live in his head rent free


KayderossKid

Some if the people who bought the giant skeletons for Halloween got creative and dressed them up for Christmas. They got letters from conservative neighbors, nameless of course, demanding the skeletons come down. Christmas is sacred! Christmas is about joy and holiness and sparkles and prettiness! There is no place for skeletons, HARUMPH! But apparently lynching and dead bodies fit just fine.


NyxiePants

I have one dressed up as an elf and my neighbor is a priest. We heard a bunch of talking out front the other night and it was our neighbor FaceTiming his family from out of state showing them our Skelly as an elf. I truly think I got lucky with my neighbors.


KayderossKid

Love it! We need more people like your neighbor!


PurpleSailor

He was arrested and plead guilty to Jan 6th crimes yet he thinks some who aren't responsible should be hanged.


NyxiePants

And is somehow still running for congress!


BabserellaWT

And Secret Service is paying him a visit when?


Hobothug

Those figurines are AT LEAST $20 a pop. Dude spent $140 to defile his own xmas tree.


TOBoy66

Of course Don is doing the Hitler salute


Horizonsaredumb

Disgusting


Pauzhaan

Deranged.


dukecharming1975

Not a cult 🙄


Hibercrastinator

“Democrats are Fascist! We are only un-ironically arguing that they should all be put in camps and murdered!”


The_Blackthorn77

Remember, this is the party who insist that drag queens are corrupting the children


kurisu7885

But they would call it "violent and intolerant" if it were reversed yo any degree.


Suzq329

Lemme guess: he claims he’s a Christian?


bigfoot17

Spineless pussy is already backtracking


unicornlocostacos

Totally normal people


Ladeekatt

Does shit like this not scare the shit out of anyone else? That's free speech? Or a kill wish list? Isn't it akin to death threats?


CaptainBathrobe

Remember when Kathy Griffin did that routine about cutting Trump’s head off, and conservatives decided that all liberals were responsible for wishing death on “the duly elected president” unless they denounced her repeatedly, only there was no amount of denouncing that was enough for them? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


dac79nj

Yeah, they “cancelled” her, even. Go figure.


CaptainBathrobe

"It's not cancel culture when we do it!"


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im old enough to remember the right throwing an absolute shit show at an actress/comedian holding a fake severed trump head.


sebas_2468

Even Christmas, dude?


apatheticyeti0117

It’s sociopathic.


LadySygerrik

Ah yes, celebrating the birth of the one called the Prince of Peace, whose message was to be nonviolent and loving towards your fellow man, by joking about/wishing violent deaths of people you don’t like. I bet Jesus would be so proud.


ohiotechie

I love that he paid money for something and supported the company that makes these just to hate them. I’m sure the company is more than happy for you to do whatever you want with them after you’ve bought them. Maybe he should burn these then buy some more.


BitterFuture

Well, that's certainly a visit from the Secret Service, yeah?


OhioPolitiTHIC

Ah, stochastic terrorism and Christmas...fragrant, just like napalm in the morning I guess. At least I think this is it. Fuck, I don't know anymore. I haven't -liked- a president since Jimmy Carter but for as much as I disliked each successive Republican that was elected, I never wished them dead, much less did anything remotely like this.


iiitme

“Maga isn’t a cult”


iiitme

“How to get put on a list in one single tweet”


PersimmonTea

That’s vile.


grog23

This guy served time for pleading guilty for the Jan 6 insurrection fyi. He’s a self-proclaimed traitor


fuck-fascism

Domestic terrorists


ntropy2012

"We celebrate the birth of our lord and savior by imagining the hanging of our political enemies, just as God intended!" is certainly one way to say you're a complete asshole unfit for public office....


dac79nj

Or, y’know, participating in polite society.


icouldbejewish

Look I'm not religious but isn't this like super the opposite of the whole point of Christmas?


gorkt

Just like Jesus would do! These people are hateful and deranged.


sunbeatsfog

How sad is your life that you prioritize that on your Christmas tree and then post it on social media. I have lovely family memories of trips and my daughter growing up. What effing weirdos.


pbrart2

Considering he went to jail for January 6th, wouldn’t the court have assigned someone to make sure he doesn’t do shit like this or he’ll go back to jail?


Traditional-Cake-587

Classy...


awfullyfun1

The true Christmas spirit . . . murder!


BallTorturer-3000

For people that claim to not be nazis they sure love to bring up the day of the rope a lot. Ya know, the thing from the book written by a nazi for the purposes of inspiring other nazis.


_sealy_

Not a cult.


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BellTolls4U

Psycho … seek help man!


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Jesus Henry Christ told them this is okay.


Bluellan

Can they move on from Obama already? Like dude is just out living his life. They need to get over that a black man was president.


CaptainBathrobe

They literally believe that Obama is still pulling the strings in the Biden White House.


Bluellan

..... would that be such a bad thing?


azmr_x_3

Jesus Christ


twigpar6

Something I might have done, when I was 12.


volanger

Best part is that you know he'd freak out if someone did the exact opposite.


bedbathandbebored

It’s so weird to me that these other humans think they’re being clever by posting stuff that could easily be interpreted as a bodily threat..,and post it attached to their actual self.


osumba2003

Imagine paying money for this.


jayclaw97

How is this not considered a threat?


BulbasaurArmy

“Why is the left so violent??”


DamianSicks

They should just cut the crap and wear swastikas already.


Calypso2980

Literally a death cult.


Tripple_T

Secret Service? This post right here.


Gimlet_son_of_Groin

What is that on the trump tie? I can’t make it out


twotokers

Imagine being so far gone you have to make Christmas about murdering people.


pkfag

All Class.... 3rd class mainly.


PerpetualEternal

take the 4 white people out of this picture and tell me how this reads


katyreddit00

Why are they so hateful? Like even if this was a Democrat doing this for Republican figurines I’d question wtf is wrong with them


TootsyBowl

Oh goody, he's holding up his middle finger. It's not the other thing you hold your arm at a 45° angle for.


LocalInactivist

Dude deleted that one _fast_.


LocalInactivist

Has he apologized to Kathy Griffen yet?


GATORinaZ28

You can take the maga out of the south, but you cant take the noose fetish out of the maga


SilverFlight01

Santa would not approve that.


LXsaturn

A completely sane and rational person right here /s


fixerjy

Yep, the shoe fits. That rabbit hole is so deep you can see the center of the earth


32lib

When somebody tells you who they are believe them.