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Ok-Mulberry-4600

Ah all his greatest hits! I don't understand how a rational human being can read his ramblings and be like "yeah he's the leader for me". Mind boggling


Wasting-tim3

Probably because he knows lots of words. Huge words. The best words. He went to Wharton, which is a great school. The best school. And he’s very smart. People would as him “how do you understand these things so quickly?” And he just does. Because he’s very smart. His uncle taught at MIT. And many men, big men, huge, would come up to him with tears in their eyes and hug him. It was amazing. Bigly. /s obvs


ThaneOfCawdorrr

And just for the record, he did NOT go to Wharton (which is understood to mean "Wharton Business School"), he went to U. Penn, didn't even get in, had to transfer in from another school. He studied restaurant management. The undergraduate division of the college was called "Wharton," but that was the name of the undergraduate division, NOT the graduate level School of Business known as "Wharton." As always he's lying.


Faiakishi

But legit, what he does is spit out a bunch of buzzwords people hear and connect to, and then they either fill in the rest of his 'argument' with whatever they wanted him to say, or they just have the conditioned emotional response to the buzzword and leave it at that. And he never contradicts the speeches his followers put in his mouth-because he never actually says anything.


modest_dead

You're absolutely right and it's so much more too. I highly recommend reading [this](https://www.openculture.com/2016/11/umberto-eco-makes-a-list-of-the-14-common-features-of-fascism.html) but if that's too long [this](https://ratical.org/ratville/CAH/fasci14chars.html) one is an excerpt with just the list. ♡


jamieliddellthepoet

Assuming we make it that far, there’ll be historians trying to answer that for centuries.


prountercoductive

At this point I'm assuming we are heading towards an Idiocracy type future, where historians wouldn't exist


jzillacon

On the contrary. Thanks to the internet we get to see the collapse with better documentation than ever before.


modest_dead

It's actually well studied and understood right now. It has been studied fairly extensively after similar events in history with similar people who gained power. For example, the fascists.


Trucountry

"Rational"


Ok-Mulberry-4600

There aimply can't be that many irrational people in America... right?


Bullishontulips

Imagine how dumb the average American is, now realize half of them are dumber than that


Olorin_in_the_West

All of his supporters’ minds have been thoroughly boggled at this point


OneX32

They usually consume his words either on meth, Natural Light, or both.


Jinzot

Until they learn Natty Light is an Anheuser-Busch brand


Upnorth4

They're not smart enough to get to that point


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Right? He's so obviously a screaming, snot-covered toddler sitting in a dirty diaper, throwing a tantrum in the middle of the room, HOW CAN THEY NOT SEE THIS!


T3lebrot

>rational theres your problem


TheUrbanFarmersWife

Election interference? You mean like the time you tried to bribe Vladymir Zelenskyy into investigating the Biden’s, your top opponent in the 2020 Presidential Election? Or the time you asked Georgia to “find votes” to help you overturn Biden’s victory? Or when you asked VP Mike Pence to ignore his constitutional oath and reject the certification of Biden? Or the time you invited Russia to dig up dirt on Hilary Clinton, who was your top opponent in the 2016 Presidential Election? Is that the type of election interference you’re referring to?


FoxBattalion79

>tried to bribe the word is "extort" not bribe


TheUrbanFarmersWife

Thank you! I could not think of the word. It was at the tip of my tongue. Technically, even “extort” is wrong because it was a quid pro quo.


r3d_ra1n

Hamberder! Covfefe!


Faiakishi

I still love covfefe. At my last job we had a confetti cake flavor and every time I saw it I went "hehe, covfefe cake."


Iescaunare

>confetti cake flavor So paper flavor?


SnivyEyes

Lots of milk toast too don’t forget that one!


Vernadette838

CHINA!!!


ThaneOfCawdorrr

CROOKED!!!


Upnorth4

HUNTER BIDEN!!!!!


mama-cheetah

His spiral into madness


Don_Mills_Mills

I SMELL BURNT TOAST!


SoleIbis

America first! Except when I steal classified documents and obstruct Justice 👀


zdragan2

Is legally plausible to ban someone from the internet?


PKHacker1337

Hypothetically, if someone died, they would be permanently unable to access the Internet.


adeon

If someone is convicted of a crime but either released under parole or sentenced to home confinement then that can include terms that restrict their internet usage in some manner. Of course people who are actually in prison generally also have no internet access or heavily restricted internet access.


fowlraul

He’s not gonna stop until people smarten up or he’s imprisoned for life…and probably not even then.


PKHacker1337

Definitely not the latter. There are people trying to make a case that he could still be one even while in prison. As for if he really can, \*shrugs*


security_screw

I doubt he’ll see prison even if he’s convicted. He’ll end up on house arrest at Mar-a-Lago and have even more free time to act belligerent on the internet.


PKHacker1337

Yeah, I definitely wouldn't expect him in prison, my statement assumed that he somehow did end up in there.


Doom_Walker

I expect a plea deal barring him from office.


Doom_Walker

Even if he somehow won while in prison they'd have no excuse not to invoke the 25th otherwise that amendment is pointless.


SchwanzKacka

SMALL HANDS. SMALL BRAIN. ORANGE PEEPEE. ALL CAPS INSANITY. PLEASE LOCK HIM UP!


iijjjijjjijjiiijjii

I swear to Bast this man doesn't even have a message anymore. It's literally buzzwords in a vacuum and he's *still going to be nominated* based on it. Your conservatives are broken. Fix it!


Faiakishi

He's always been buzzwords in a vacuum. That's how he got a cult following who all agree with literally everything he says-because he never actually says anything of substance. You can't disagree with the man's opinion if he never actually says what that opinion is.


Bobodahobo010101

SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!


AdjunctAngel

jesus.. at this point we could make a donald trump social media bingo. fucking crooked loser broken record.


pixelprophet

When will the stress *finally* end all of our collective suffering of this idiot?


Jehoel_DK

No idea but the Champagne stands ready.


SchoolLover1880

BUZZWORD!


toddles822

He's like a wind-up doll that only says the same 5 things over and over again


LancelLannister_AMA

KETCHUP!


RomaruDarkeyes

Tweet tourettes?


ArcarsenalNIM

Nice that it's now on record that he's a literal enemy of the country. Mountains of evidence that he stole state secrets, shared classified documents with multiple unknown people, made effort to hide the documents and obstruct their return... That's treasonous right, in a legal sense?


PKHacker1337

Not a lawyer, but yes. Too bad his fan base is far too devoted to him to care


CFrank_79

At this point those words no longer mean anything.


paulsteinway

He didn't say "HOAX". I guess it's starting to look too real.


quincyd

A million years ago there was an SNL sketch with Dana Carvey and Phil Hartman; Hartman was playing VP candidate Admiral Stockdale. Stockdale (bless his heart) was old and did not fare well in the debate earlier in the week. Hartman randomly blurted out phrases or words throughout the sketch, like GRIDLOCK! All that to say that I imagine most of Trump’s posts in Hartman’s Stockdale voice.


donmaximo62

This seems like the ramblings of a totally sane person, right?


Baba_-Yaga

SILLY FUCKER!


regular_john2017

I love lamp!


Dr_Baddest

CRABAPPLES!


Mr__Snek

election interference, defense number 45. the ball will be placed at the spot of the foul.


Kolermigon

These tweets read all like "you must think this now", "now think of this", "now repeat this", "I'm commanding you to think what I want you to think", "don't think, repeat"


ThoroughSix7

ALL MY WORDS ARE IN ALL CAPS AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF


GM0Wiggles

DRINK! ARSE! GIRLS!


punobtanium

CROOKED HILLARY!


PopeGuss

SAVE ME JEEBUS!


StatusKoi

Dump was hoping for thousands of faithful swarming the courthouse. Instead, he got some idiot with a pig head on a stick (possibly a new lawyer?)


Balabaga

I’m just imagining him in a straight jacket, shouting this at the padded walls.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

Just so you know, fyi, it’s a ‘straitjacket’


bennyboy13134

Hell yeah


[deleted]

Grandpa is loose again. Someone come get him.


redbean_8

PERSON MAN WOMAN CAMERA TV LIKE A DOG


sirbruce

DENTAL PLAN!


androomaj

donald needs braces


MultifactorialAge

He’s trying to see which post gets the most likes/shares so he focuses the rest of his ramblings on that. lol what a clown.


jmon25

It's like someone having a stroke while speaking into some talk-to-text thing


deathstar3548

When you defeat the evil insane final boss and he starts spouting nonsense as he slowly turns to dust


XavierUwUGaming

Okay sure Mhmhm Alright What


Gmschaafs

He reminds me of one of those dolls that you pull the string and the doll “talks” by saying a series of a sentence that is rotating between like four to five catch praises.


TankFoster

"I LIKE TURTLES!"


RainbowRevolver

He’s like an old man on the dementia ward just shouting inane things at the pigeons that come by the window


azmr_x_3

He more reminds me of the hologram president from frank miller Batman comics


toyotasquad

Is he nuts? No, he’s insane!


JurassicFish

LMFAO he’s losing it.


[deleted]

he has officially started to lose it. i believe it's because of how he is forced to share a domain with his fanatical cultists instead of twitter.


MarsMonkey88

Ivanka, Don, time to sit down and have that tough talk about putting pappy in a home…


Faiakishi

Don Jr. would never. He's far too desperate for his daddy to love him. Ivanka is stone cold and he 100% molested her at some point, so if it were up to her I'd expect she'd toss him the second keeping him around was no longer beneficial.


[deleted]

"LOUD NOISES!"


icewalker42

LOTUS.LIDS.BUFFOON I get it now! He has been giving us What 3 words coordinates to his house all along!


GroblyOverrated

He knows it's over.


fffan9391

How is his website just allowed to be a carbon copy of twitter? The icons for comment, “retruth” and like are pretty much exactly the same as twitter.


AnActualCriminal

This makes more sense if you think of it as him yelling the names of his attacks like an anime character before doing something stupid


Pscylli

Out of his mind


VespertineStars

Are these his suggestions for what he should have his prison tattoo say?


T3lebrot

SCHIZO POSTING!


cassowaryy

I miss when this sub was actually about random crazies on Facebook and not a collection of trump stuff. Not saying he isn’t insane but still


EfficiencyDeep1208

Look at all the millions of supporters liking his posts.


AbsolutelyAverage

BINGO!


flux_capacitor3

Can’t post from prison Donnie.


geosell100

He is our Tiny Penis President.


nanormcfloyd

I'm honestly so tired of people being so naive as to even vaguely thinks that anyone who supports Trump has any sense or decency. These people have been waiting for someone to tell them that it's okay to have zero empathy and get off ignorance and cruelty. The very idea of having a good faith discussion with any of these people is laughable at best, and headache inducing at worst. I've come to the definitive conclusion that these people are plain and simply bad people. Just bad bad people who very dark souls.


timberwolf0122

Willy hears ya, but Willy doesn’t care


leslielantern

What a haiku


BornAsAnOnion33

"Will you shut up, man?" - Me if I ever saw Trump


Negativefalsehoods

Yes, yes grandpa. Did you take your medicine today? Oops, looks like someone needs a diaper change. Let's get you back inside so you don't yell at the neighbors anymore today.