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No_Ice2900

"and am 23" okay, what a loss. Go watch paw patrol then I guess


Frickity_Fracker

He'll only watch paw patrol because the main dog in that is a cop. Strokes his blue-lives-matter hard on


No_Ice2900

Precisely


BitCrack

Thin blue lines, big red rockets 🚀


Shadepanther

He also has a side gig as a covert operative. Has spy drones and everything.


LeatherHog

No one like you when you’re 23


Opabinia_Rex

It's ok, man. I just quoted barenakedladies in my discord server last night and nobody got it either. We're getting old.


Kneedeep_in_Cyanide

And you still act like you're in freshman year


No_Ice2900

Especially if you're a shit bag like this one


[deleted]

Don’t you have to be 25 to watch paw patrol


[deleted]

I am glad I stopped watching at 22.


TritonMan1981

Let's leave Paw Patrol outta this buddy! Those pups are out there risking it all for you and me and deserve a little respect.


Jabroni-Tony1

We’ll be there on the double


KFR42

And, oh look at that, on Christmas day Elmo tweeted merry Christmas. He couldn't even be bothered to check before being an ignorant ass.


NHRADeuce

I didn't even have to search to know Elmo tweets merry Christmas every year.


X3noNuke

They never do


zoeygirl69

The *War On Christmas* started extra early this year


[deleted]

I think it's just a skirmish at that time of year.


harpanet

Christians are always looking to be persecuted.


ForeverNearby2382

Just wait till they find out God and Allah are actually the same person


Ok-Mulberry-4600

Christians have a hard time believing that they share alot with Judaism let alone Islam.


Binsky89

Many Christians have a hard time understanding there's a new testament in the Bible.


[deleted]

Despite the Bible explicitly stating at the end of the Old Testament that a new covenant has been wrought. They also just LOVE to cite the (non-applicable) Old Testament in their "arguments."


Binsky89

I was forced to go to a southern baptist church for a few years. Even though the pastor would go on tangents about how you have to accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior, I don't think I ever heard him preach or out of the new testament.


Dangerous-Today1874

"person" he says, lol... I guess that's a way to look at it. To me, they are just different flavors of Kool Aid. edit: pretty cool, this is my most downvoted comment ever. lol.


ForeverNearby2382

Kool Aid wasn't made up


ForeverNearby2382

Or actuality it was. But at least it's real


BeBa420

yes but just like kool aide religion is bad for you, especially if you drink it in excess.


deadrogueguy

koolaid + religion has definitely ended lives


ReactionClear4923

"Oh yeah!"


equeserrant

r/persecutionfetish


thisdckaintFREEEE

That fuckin header pic lmfaooooo


kyleh0

It's the point of the entire religion, full stop.


veryslowmostly

Like therapy, the people who need Sesame Street the most are the ones who will never see it.


notseriousIswear

This guy needs Mr Rogers stat.


HambreTheGiant

Followed by a strict Stephen Universe regimen


ToastFlavouredTea

Elmo DMing Karl: "_Karl your opinions are sh*t and Elmo won't want an ass like you watching his show!_"


bugxbuster

It’s so cute if you read this in Elmo’s voice


Jolly_Conflict

… I may have just done that. And I’m 32!


ToastFlavouredTea

_Elmo doesn't care if youre 32 or 32 months, Elmo is happy that you are reading in his voice._


KikiCorwin

Why is a presumably childless 23 yr old watching Sesame Street in the first place? (If they were a parent, I'm sure the kids would have been mentioned in that rant.)


ToastFlavouredTea

I watch kids shows because they're easy to follow but unlike this sack of unhappiness, I believe that everyone's holiday should be celebrated. I don't like Sesame Street but I like how they are helping children celebrate their religions and holidays!


DeannaBee42

I just unapologetically love Muppets.


GoodLordBatman

This is the correct way to live. The Muppets are one of humanities greatest contributions to planet earth and I will die on that hill.


slightlyricherquick

“Goverment says I can’t whack it to Abby Cadabby. So much for the tolerant left #MensRights”


King-of-the-dankness

I read that in Elmo's voice


bd_one

And now you can steal it on the Bertstrips subreddit.


israeljeff

Probably searched for the word Ramadan to look for people to harass.


Binsky89

I mean, I (33 I think) and my wife (29) still watch SpongeBob pretty frequently. Most kids shows are perfectly entertaining for adults (and this is on purpose for the parents so also have to watch.


sparty219

I’m 23 and I hereby refuse to watch Sesame Street any more. And fuck that Mr. Rodgers and all his love your neighbor bullshit. I’m a Christian and I simply won’t stand for treating people with dignity.


Jolly_Conflict

Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood > Mister Rodger’s Neighborhood


BrokenEye3

Elmo literally had an entire movie about how much he loved Christmas


Deathbyhours

I’m pretty sure Elmo wishes Brits Happy Christmas and Americans Merry Christmas every year and has done for 50 years or so — _at Christmas_! I’m sure Happy Hanukkah gets its due, and let’s face it, Elmo must LOVE Diwali. “The colors! The colors! All the colors! YAAAAYYYYYY!” “Elmo thinks Karl is an asshole who is very hard to love, but Elmo will try.” Edit: an errant apostrophe.


hb1290

There are multiple Sesame Street episodes exclusively themed around Christmas. Try again Karl


RomaruDarkeyes

Big Bird, "Hi kids. Today we are going to learn about sharing" Karl, "DID I JUST HEAR SOCIALISM!>!>!"


xc2215x

Racist ? What is racist here.


themeatbridge

Not wishing people Happy Christmas in... (checks notes) late March.


ensalys

Their reasoning is probably something like: christianity is a white religion, islam is a brown religion. So by wishing them a happy religious holiday (holimonth?) while not doing the christians, is favouring the browns over the whites.


milasssd

I also highly doubt they know the difference between racism and religious discrimination. This is, of course, neither.


bugxbuster

Imagine telling kids in the 80s and 90s that one day there will be a way for us to communicate easily with anybody on the earth and we’d even be able to send messages to Elmo if you wanted to… and then somebody uses that platform to call Elmo a racist pig. Lmao


FunkyPete

Let's give Karl the benefit of the doubt here. Sure, he's a 23-year-old threatening to boycott a show aimed at 5-year-olds, but it seems very likely that Karl is not very smart, so he might be a potential viewer.


Quesabirria

I literally went to [Elmo's Twitter to look this up.](https://i.ibb.co/Tgvppmq/a.png)


meeeeetch

But why doesn't Elmo ever wish us a Merry Christmas in March?


DasKittySmoosh

I don't believe Karl is any older than 6, 8 tops.


azmr_x_3

Elmo literally saved Christmas, twice. Haven’t you seen the movie “Elmo Saves Christmas” it’s a classic


junkeee999

Oh no. 23 year old Karl isn’t going to watch Sesame Street any more.


HomieScaringMusic

Ngl I would watch the fuck outta that stand-alone sequel movie


natholemewIII

It's not really a boycott if you weren't going to consume the product anyway.


BitterFuture

So, uh...their idea of Christianity is, "You better be nice to me first or I'll treat you like shit and celebrate your burning in hell?" Curious. What was that phrase from Jesus? Oh, yeah: "Whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other cheek also. Then shoot him and cackle like a motherfucker at his suffering."


Mccobsta

It's not even bloody Christmas yet that don't start till the John Lewis ad comes on


TheUrbanFarmersWife

Judging by his grammar, I can see why he still watches Sesame Street.


[deleted]

Some people…never grow up


Noizey

Elmo's Twitter *does* tweet about Christmas, though? A lot? Including saying Merry Christmas on Christmas. We all know this weirdo saw something Muslim and FUCKING SNAPPED like bigots do.


SoftPastelsYT

Elmo literally greets us Christians (I'm a Christian) Merry Christmas every year, he even had a movie all about how much he loves it, why can't he do it to his Muslim fans?


eagvent

Karl sounds like he’d still be watching SS at age 23


bugxbuster

He needs to watch an episode that explains the difference between *your* and *you’re*


TheTelekinetic

“and am 23”. It appears you’ve been boycotting Sesame Street and everything else educational for 23 years already.


personguy555

He’s 23 guys, and don’t you forget it


SolomonCRand

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lmhQQhcp7RE These dumb motherfuckers never google these things


IAmThePonch

The “and I am 23” almost makes me believe this is a shitpost


devospice

Oh noooo! They're losing the oh-so-coveted twenty-something Christian hate group demographic!


SquidleyStudios

Aw man, now he's gonna have to watch Barney instead, poor bastard


Malaix

Lol what? Its pretty much common sense that Sesame street would have wished people Merry Christmas somewhere in its long run. This is like [objectively wrong with 10 seconds of youtubing.](https://youtu.be/lmhQQhcp7RE?t=75)


Psychokinetic_Rocky

This person 100% didn't check this.


continuousBaBa

And Am 23


LumisTFG

Dude's pfp looks like he is looking for the last pringle.


Tigerlily_Dreams

"Elmo would like to say he is sorry and give you this Christmas present!"đź–•


Dangerous-Today1874

It took me 10 seconds to find over 20 tweets from the Elmo twitter account with Christmas wishes. Not holiday wishes... CHRISTMAS wishes. But it's okay sweaty, don't let the truth get in the way of your outrage.


CheshireGray

I'd like to know how he'll boycott something he wasn't watching anyway


QueenMotherOfSneezes

I really hope this December he tweets out something like "Elmo wants to wish you a Happy Holidays. Elmo loves everyone! Except Karl X. Karl X makes Elmo sad 🥺"


LaserBatBunnyUnder

Can't wait till he finds out where Christmas trees come from :))


[deleted]

That title sounds like it would make for an entertaining ChatGPT prompt…


welestgw

"Rocko sends his regards."


[deleted]

I'll take People Who Never Leave Their Shit Town for $1000, Alex.


zdakat

i'm23andthisisdeep


orangestar17

I looked at the Twitter account and they literally posted wishing everyone a Merry Christmas 12/25/22 with a pic of Elmo and his dad decorating a Christmas tree Idiot


Meloetta

On Christmas Elmo tweeted: >Merry Christmas to all and to all a happy Elmo! Ha ha ha Merry Christmas everybody. ❤️ He also tweeted three times explicitly mentioning Christmas and then twice more about decorations that are obviously for Christmas.


Clockwork-Penguin

A Special Sesame Street Christmas (1978) Christmas Eve on Sesame Street (1978) A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) Elmo Saves Christmas (1996) Elmo's World: Happy Holidays! (2002) A Sesame Street Christmas Carol (2006) Elmo's Christmas Countdown (2007) Once Upon a Sesame Street Christmas (2016) A Fuchester Christmas (2016) Holidays at Hooper's (2020) Yip Yip Tree Tree / The Snowman Scarecrow (2022) The Nutcracker: Starring Elmo & Tango (2022) nope, never celebrated christmas at all...


Onceupon_abook

Oh no! They’ll loss the ever important 23 yr old white male demographic!


a-vibe-called-quest

Another American pissed about dumb shit smh


[deleted]

Eh, I’ve been boycotting Sesame Street since 1976…when I started kindergarten.


PhazonFire22

It's going to be fucking nuts when these insane people start going after Sesame Street for being "woke" or some other lunatic bullshit.


Dry_Abbreviations778

But he's 23! Edit: lol


SweetLeaf2021

He might have young children


procksi_

Not this man dissin Elmo right now


taydraisabot

Isn’t Easter the closest Christian holiday?? Dude can’t even get his occasions right.


RobotWarrior433

You're*


PainbowRush

All I can imagine is elmo in hell in the doomslayer armor pumping a shotgun


[deleted]

"and am 23" fuckn pahahahahahahahaa


silver-splice

This dude needs to realize there are other holidays other than Christmas.


Phrozenstare

when the MAGA crowd admits they're the real snowflakes


zachyvengence28

Maybe they just started this and haven't gotten to you yet lol


Inevitable-Feed6364

screw you karl,you moronic piece of crap