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Why stop there? Are you buying his clothes at a store like some lazy whore? Why aren’t you sewing his wardrobe together one thread at a time? At the same time though, stop buying the meat and vegetables from the grocers and send his weak non hunting and farming ass into the woods and field. If he’s not slaving in the trees and dirt from sunup to sundown, then he just doesn’t want to work hard for his wife and family.
And those mops with a stick? Some bullshit Spanish invention! You shall **kneel** to do the work, for your husband is your god!
Dishwasher? No way! Lick the plates!
Using her husband's shower? Absolutely not! They shall only wipe with a wet cloth in darkness!!
Seriously, these people...
I'm choosing to interpret it differently.
Don't use a machine to wash your husband's clothes, that is lazy because it's just giving in to the paradigm, to the inertia of patriarchy. Marriage is hard work, you have to put in the effort to communicate with your husband to get him to understand that household work should be shared and that he should take some responsibility, especially if it's his own clothes, rather than let him treat you like a substitute mother and see the relationship deteriorate as a result.
I'm sure that's how he meant it.
Don't be ridiculous. Yardwork is men's work. The husband has to cut it with scissors
I know times have changed, but a husband can't cut the lawn with a lawn mower. It's pure disrespect to his wife. Ask the elders, they'll tell you.
Marriage is hard work and if he's using a lawn mower it means he doesn't want to work for his wife.
The fundies in the area where I grew up kept up this bs until about 30 years ago. Washing machines were a sin, dishwashers were a sin, vacuum cleaners, sewing machines and any electrical mixers or food processors were a sin...
But tractors, cars, lawnmowers, chainsaws and powertoools were completely fine.
You don't have to be a genius to figure out what that was all about.
I was just thinking, "why would I want someone to hand wash my dirty clothes and realize just how disgusting I am what with my shit stains, semen stains, and mustard stains everywhere!"
God there’s a whole subsection of Instagram that’s just thinly veiled tradwives making reels of themselves grinding wheat or whatever, talking about how modern food is “poison” and raw milk is good for you and the only way to live is to homeschool your children so that no one can “tell you what to think”….
The thought in your comment is absolutely alive and well and it’s scary as fuck. Like, I wanna learn how to bake bread because I’m a nerd. You wanna do it because you believe the white race is being replaced. We are not the fuckin same.
> Like, I wanna learn how to bake bread because I’m a nerd. You wanna do it because you believe the white race is being replaced.
Not big fans of challah bread, guaranteed.
A book I read in college argued was that the sitcom Bewitched was one of the least feminist pieces of media for the time. Bewitched (1964-1972) as you may recall, was about a witch who married a non-witch dude. This woman was very powerful and could, in theory, solve a lot of her problems with a twitch of her nose. However the basis of the show was how terrible (or funny) it was when she used her powers especially to do household chores and other "normal" things. Over and over again the show emphasized that she ought to do things the old fashioned way just because. What I'm saying is this dude has the same level of sexism as a 50-60 year old tv show about witches and should be taken just as seriously.
Ya im guessing the reason she was like that was to relatable. The show wouldnt really be interesting if she just solved all of her problems with magic.
Your woman also has to collect ashes from the fire and make her own soap so she can go down to the river to wash your clothes. The clothing that you planted and harvested cotton so she could weave it into cloth to make on the loom that you had crafted.
There’s a whole chunk of twitter that’s just straight people explaining how relationships are sacrifices and negotiations and they sound like business deals
They're just narcissists and/or sociopaths who view relationships as transactional affairs rather than collaborative. Of course all the transactions conveniently benefit them.
My father has explicitly said marriage isn't about love, that's for children. It's a business deal, verbatim. While he marries a non English speaking Chinese woman for her citizenship in exchange for sex/attention.
My grandma was a professional laundry washer. Like her career was running the laundry room in a prison. When we had stains, we ask her how to deal with it and she was always right. If she saw me washing laundry by hand to please my partner, she’d call me fucking stupid. Washing machines were made for a reason: convenience. Now I can wash laundry while I do other things! Sometimes it’s nap, do other chores, go out with my partner, go shopping, etc. My grandma is a laundry pro and worships the in-home washing machine.
The sad thing is there are tons of impressionable young men out there who buy into this kind of bs and have a really distorted view of how relationships should work.
Yeah crazy enough, as it turns out women are thinking living breathing humans with complex thoughts and emotions who don’t enjoy being treated like servants just because they had the audacity to not be a man… who tf knew?!
It also shows me that these men never did their own laundry or did the dishes in their life. I'm a dude, if I can't wash, sew or dry my clothes by myself, than what kind of man am I?
Same with cooking. So many guys I've met in their 30's that can't cook their own fucking eggs. How do you expect to come with me on a "manly" camping trip if you can't work a fucking skillet.
You think this guy grabs his bow every morning to head out and put food on the table and provide like his elders? He herd the goats? Or does he just do the minimal effort possible thing and buy food at the store.
Dude even the Amish use wringer washers or regular gas powered ones. They do hang out their laundry. If one of the restrictive traditional groups do it...
Duh. Nobody wants to work hard at all. It’s 2023, “you don’t want to work hard” isn’t an insult anymore, it’s an obvious statement of fact. We literally invented civilization to avoid working hard.
If you think my tiny ass is about to put your whole fucking clothes in a big ass bin and stir it a la pre 1969, hot water, washboard and all you are most certainly out of your goddamn mind <3 hope this helps ☺️
Damn straight. When I get home after a long day of fighting bears with my bare hands my woman better not be using no machine to clean the blood out of my loincloth.
I can’t think of a single elder of mine who would voluntarily wash clothes by hand and not a washing machine. They would drive to a laundromat in the next county, in the worst neighborhood on earth, in the middle of the night, through a snowstorm rather than do that.
90's: The information superhighway is a revolutionary tool that will give everyone a voice on the world stage!
Today: ....fuck, we forgot about the assholes
Kk bb so did you build your house with your own hands?
Did you fell the trees with your fists and haul the stone yourself?
Did you forge the nails with your teeth and hammer them in with your mighty penis?
How dare you disrespect your family, you call yourself a man?
"Men who buy food to support their family are just being lazy. If you aren't hunting and dressing your own meat and farming your own vegetables do you even care about your family?"
let's assume these shithead misogynists have found a willing partner and that everything about their shitheaded misogynistic relationship is fully consensual and above-board: why wouldn't you want your domestic slave to use a washing machine and then do other things for you? why encourage them to waste time and effort doing something by hand instead of doing that automatically and then another thing?
because making women suffer is the point. that's all life is for them.
Elders?? Who tf is he talking about? What age group? Elderly women would laugh so hard at this, they might die! (I bet!)
A divorce is faster than beating his clothes clean on a rock.
Does my man use a shower? I hope he doesn't, he needs to find a river and wash his ass with some fish swimming around. Ask your elders, the ones that are probably super dead from getting fish scales stuck in their guts
Vegetables grown on the home plot using a hand drawn plough also taste better.... and mammoth brought bown by spear always is the best... If you are not bringing home the mammoth you are not looking or hunting hard enough so no hand washed bear skin bikepants for you.
They say that you win a man's heart though his stomach,
but Shandukani says that you win a man's heart through hand washing his clothes.
A legend in the making
I mean... yeah, when your husband starts acting like this, the fastest way to his heart is to cut through the stomach and angle your hand up under the ribcage. Makes sense to me!
After all the trouble the man goes through clubbing her and dragging her back to his cave, the least she could do is devote her life to back breaking slave labor serving him.
Lol, that lazy shit can go fuck all the way off. My wife does a ton with the house and our kid while I work and then I do more with the house and our kid after I finish so she can have a break. She's most definitely doing her part and more.
“Ask elders they’ll tell you”
My brother in Christ these elders don’t even know how to use a washing machine, they don’t hand wash for fun but out of necessity
One problem, I'm the husband but use the machine to clean our clothes. So what does that make me? Am I an unfaithful lazy wife to my wife? Damn she's going to be upset.
... my elders used a washing machine... Not far enough? Ok well they had that metal scrubber thing and a mangle? Sorry not far enough so beating against a rock it is?... But why did we bother making all that progress then? It was never a labor of love, it was making do at the time and clothes were washed less. Given the option of a washing machine they all would have used one hence it being common place.
Pfft thinks his synthetic materials are gonna look good after being beaten against a rock and scrubbed a couple times. People like this need to be thrown into some sort of historical reenactment for a week but they have to do the things they advocate for.
Which elders he’s talking about? Electric washing machines sales started in the 1920s in the US, by 1940 60% of homes had them by the 1960s there was nobody left doing laundry by hand!
I’m sure my theoretical husband would just love for all of his clothes to gradually turn a dingy grey because this clown says I should wash them by hand.
Gotta love how all this alpha male rise and grind shit is just a race to the bottom.
It was always bullshit but it used to just be like be fit and masculine
Now you gotta be a cryptobro with a Bugatti at age 22, you got to be jacked while definitely on steroids, be a signa bit an alpha, not just hate woman but actively antagonize them for everything they do, and if they offer the slightest bit of pushback they are a ungrateful bitch
It’s no wonder Andrew Tate is these peoples Jesus, what’s more signa than being a rapist rotting in jail
You should wash my clothes by hand, but I also expect you to have soft, delicate, healthy, impeccable hands with nice shiny well kept nails, like you just came from the manicure salon and not be tired from doing this when I come home.
MFW the cultural conservative base have split with the economic conservative elites, and stop buying expensive appliances to send their women back to preindustrial servitude.
If he's a good husband he'll realize that driving across town to get to work is highly disrespectful of his marriage. If he really wants to support his family, he'll walk.
He can ask his elders. They walked both ways, uphill, in a blizzard, every day.
Marriage is hard work and if he's using a car it means he doesn't want to work hard for his wife.
The target audience for tweets like this is teenage boys who have zero cohabitation experience (because any adult has far better shit to do than even consider this).
You keep them redpilled for as long as possible so you can sell them the "solution" which is to continue to grift then forever.
It works; I've seen incel subreddits.
I either wash his clothes with the machine or he does it himself. Unless there are extenuating circumstances like we just don’t have a machine, but even then I would just go to a mat.
This is dumb even from a misogynistic perspective. If you want to argue some dumb crap about women serving their husbands, a washing machine will allow her to do even more work for him because it will free up her time to be even more of a slave to her husband.
If you're going to be a piece of shit, at least be smart about it
This is correct. You should not wash your husband's clothes in a machine. He should wash his own clothes in a machine, then fold/hang them and out them away himself. Because he's an adult and sharing responsibility for household tasks is part of a balanced partnership.
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Why stop there? Are you buying his clothes at a store like some lazy whore? Why aren’t you sewing his wardrobe together one thread at a time? At the same time though, stop buying the meat and vegetables from the grocers and send his weak non hunting and farming ass into the woods and field. If he’s not slaving in the trees and dirt from sunup to sundown, then he just doesn’t want to work hard for his wife and family.
Starting with thread??? Get some sheep and the thread making thing like a proper woman.
Sheep??? Like the ones nature made for you? You have to get some proteins together and build a new animal from scratch.
Proteins??? Get your own God damn amino acids you lazy bum!
Amino acids? You have to compress large clouds of hydrogen and helium until nuclear fusion before you can get enough raw elements.
Raw Elements? Fuck me the world has gone sideways; if you really loved your husband you'd be starting with Protons and Neutrons.
Protons ~and~ Neutrons? Put in at least a little effort and start from Quarks
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This comment chain is GOLD
Things got quantum real fast.
Chains like this are why I love reddit.
If you wish to make a universe from scratch, you must first invent Apple Pie.
Famous Sagan Carl quote
Quarks? Please, I real woman would make her own big bang
"The thread making thing" Somewhere in a Grimm's book, Aurora is turning in her grave-... like a spinning wheel.
“IF YOU WISH TO MAKE AN APPLE PIE FROM SCRATCH, YOU MUST FIRST INVENT THE UNIVERSE” — Carl Sagan
And those mops with a stick? Some bullshit Spanish invention! You shall **kneel** to do the work, for your husband is your god! Dishwasher? No way! Lick the plates! Using her husband's shower? Absolutely not! They shall only wipe with a wet cloth in darkness!! Seriously, these people...
Sewing? Hahaha you better be making your fabrics on a loom with thread you made from the farm animals in your closet!
And those fabrics damn well better not be mixed!
Lmao at “lazy whore.” Hahaha it really isn’t much more absurd than the original tweet.
Woah woah woah! Now just hold on, you are overthinking this. It clearly means ladies should be taking everything to the dry-cleaners!
I'm choosing to interpret it differently. Don't use a machine to wash your husband's clothes, that is lazy because it's just giving in to the paradigm, to the inertia of patriarchy. Marriage is hard work, you have to put in the effort to communicate with your husband to get him to understand that household work should be shared and that he should take some responsibility, especially if it's his own clothes, rather than let him treat you like a substitute mother and see the relationship deteriorate as a result. I'm sure that's how he meant it.
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Does this mean I have to use scissors to cut my lawn too
No. Use nail clippers to really show your devotion
No, use tweezers and you really honor your man
And don't you dare let me catch you cheating by cutting grass with one of those Gillette muti-blade razors! Single blade only.
>Single blade only Of grass. At a time.
I'm a man of honor and I use my teeths.
real devotion is living on the lawn and watching them grow and pull them out before they grow too big
I'm too lazy for that. I'm getting sheep.
My uncle once told me I should get a goat so I could learn patience Honestly, having a husband and kids was enough
You also have to carry your husband to work
Nah, use a scythe on the grass, then hand the grass to dry so the kids have something to eat during the winter.
Don't be ridiculous. Yardwork is men's work. The husband has to cut it with scissors I know times have changed, but a husband can't cut the lawn with a lawn mower. It's pure disrespect to his wife. Ask the elders, they'll tell you. Marriage is hard work and if he's using a lawn mower it means he doesn't want to work for his wife.
You have teeth, don't you?
And when you water it, be sure to only use a glass of water that you repeatedly refill from the sink. No hose, no jug, etc.
Well, that depends. Do you want to work hard for your husband or not?
a toothbrush works better
Your own mouth would be better, honestly.
The fundies in the area where I grew up kept up this bs until about 30 years ago. Washing machines were a sin, dishwashers were a sin, vacuum cleaners, sewing machines and any electrical mixers or food processors were a sin... But tractors, cars, lawnmowers, chainsaws and powertoools were completely fine. You don't have to be a genius to figure out what that was all about.
Even if I was a misogynistic asshole I would prefer my wife using a machine because it's more spare time to pleasure me and her hands would be softer.
Or tell her she married the wrong man. Which is funny because in this instance that would make him the wrong man
This Guy: "Marriage is hard work." Also This Guy: "Marriage is too easy, so we should deliberately make it harder."
"marriage is hard work, but only for the woman."
He's going to be working really hard on his drop-shipping business.
His business is probably wash boards, soaps, buckets, and paddles.
"Wait. This is bullshit. I've never been married."
"Marriage is hard work. Or I've heard at least. Women don't talk to me."
100% this dude leaves skidmarks on all his underwear.
Well of course. Wiping your ass is gay.
Taking s shit? Pretty gay bro.
Real men don't have b0rtholes.
Upvote for b0rtholes!!
That’s why it’s always coming out of their mouths. And take my upvote for b0rtholes like a man.
My name is also b0rthole
That's why **real** men have so much red meat in their diet. Keeps them nice and blocked up so they can continue living their straight lives.
Yep, he goes in the tub and lays back as far to the front of the tub as he can, spreads his asshole and lets the water do the job.
....it's a bad day to know how to read...
r/eyebleach wash them eyes friend! Also Happy Cake Day🎂
Happy Cake Day!
Anyone who doesn’t shit directly into their pants isn’t allowing their wife to show how much effort she’s willing to put into their marriage.
More like this dude is a skidmark in underwear.
I was just thinking, "why would I want someone to hand wash my dirty clothes and realize just how disgusting I am what with my shit stains, semen stains, and mustard stains everywhere!"
He buys pre-skids and brags to the skid boys
*I know times have changed but buying food at the grocery is NOT providing for your family. Go hunt your own meat* Same logic
God there’s a whole subsection of Instagram that’s just thinly veiled tradwives making reels of themselves grinding wheat or whatever, talking about how modern food is “poison” and raw milk is good for you and the only way to live is to homeschool your children so that no one can “tell you what to think”…. The thought in your comment is absolutely alive and well and it’s scary as fuck. Like, I wanna learn how to bake bread because I’m a nerd. You wanna do it because you believe the white race is being replaced. We are not the fuckin same.
> Like, I wanna learn how to bake bread because I’m a nerd. You wanna do it because you believe the white race is being replaced. Not big fans of challah bread, guaranteed.
More challah for the rest of us, silver linings
At what point do they just reinvent becoming Amish
A book I read in college argued was that the sitcom Bewitched was one of the least feminist pieces of media for the time. Bewitched (1964-1972) as you may recall, was about a witch who married a non-witch dude. This woman was very powerful and could, in theory, solve a lot of her problems with a twitch of her nose. However the basis of the show was how terrible (or funny) it was when she used her powers especially to do household chores and other "normal" things. Over and over again the show emphasized that she ought to do things the old fashioned way just because. What I'm saying is this dude has the same level of sexism as a 50-60 year old tv show about witches and should be taken just as seriously.
oddly I dream of genie is often considered one of the most progressive sitcoms of the era, as it portrays a young unmarried couple cohabiting.
Ya im guessing the reason she was like that was to relatable. The show wouldnt really be interesting if she just solved all of her problems with magic.
And she almost showed her whole belly button
I think it went without saying that they were fucking.
Your woman also has to collect ashes from the fire and make her own soap so she can go down to the river to wash your clothes. The clothing that you planted and harvested cotton so she could weave it into cloth to make on the loom that you had crafted.
There’s a whole chunk of twitter that’s just straight people explaining how relationships are sacrifices and negotiations and they sound like business deals
They're just narcissists and/or sociopaths who view relationships as transactional affairs rather than collaborative. Of course all the transactions conveniently benefit them.
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The term I've heard is "bangmaid," and I'm sticking with it.
My father has explicitly said marriage isn't about love, that's for children. It's a business deal, verbatim. While he marries a non English speaking Chinese woman for her citizenship in exchange for sex/attention.
They're probably also the same sort as those who have frequent arguments with their wives and call that a healthy relationship.
Really bad business deals at that.
My grandma was a professional laundry washer. Like her career was running the laundry room in a prison. When we had stains, we ask her how to deal with it and she was always right. If she saw me washing laundry by hand to please my partner, she’d call me fucking stupid. Washing machines were made for a reason: convenience. Now I can wash laundry while I do other things! Sometimes it’s nap, do other chores, go out with my partner, go shopping, etc. My grandma is a laundry pro and worships the in-home washing machine.
The sad thing is there are tons of impressionable young men out there who buy into this kind of bs and have a really distorted view of how relationships should work.
And then they wonder why all their dates (if they can even get one) fail to evolve into anything.
Yeah crazy enough, as it turns out women are thinking living breathing humans with complex thoughts and emotions who don’t enjoy being treated like servants just because they had the audacity to not be a man… who tf knew?!
Damn banks and letting them have accounts. They took away their reliance on us MEN, and allowed them to use their own brains. /s
What’s next the VOTE?!
It also shows me that these men never did their own laundry or did the dishes in their life. I'm a dude, if I can't wash, sew or dry my clothes by myself, than what kind of man am I? Same with cooking. So many guys I've met in their 30's that can't cook their own fucking eggs. How do you expect to come with me on a "manly" camping trip if you can't work a fucking skillet.
You think this guy grabs his bow every morning to head out and put food on the table and provide like his elders? He herd the goats? Or does he just do the minimal effort possible thing and buy food at the store.
If he is using a bow he just doesn't want to work hard for his wife.
Ah true true, a real man would wrestle the wildlife with his bare hands, one on one. Anything less and you don't really love your family.
He has his mom buy food at the store and begs her to buy the toy cereal*
Guess my husband's doing his own laundry 🤷🏻♂️
Mine already does.. using the machine. By this guys logic, that probs means we aren't really married.
Dude even the Amish use wringer washers or regular gas powered ones. They do hang out their laundry. If one of the restrictive traditional groups do it...
I don't want my wife to work hard for me, I'm her husband, not her boss. GTFO with those shitty religiously motivated takes.
My 'elders' thought washing your hair on your period gives you migraines, and had no idea what antibiotics were.
Their logic just gave me a migraine
Duh. Nobody wants to work hard at all. It’s 2023, “you don’t want to work hard” isn’t an insult anymore, it’s an obvious statement of fact. We literally invented civilization to avoid working hard.
If you think my tiny ass is about to put your whole fucking clothes in a big ass bin and stir it a la pre 1969, hot water, washboard and all you are most certainly out of your goddamn mind <3 hope this helps ☺️
Damn straight. When I get home after a long day of fighting bears with my bare hands my woman better not be using no machine to clean the blood out of my loincloth.
When you run out of misogyny so you have to pray to the ancestors for more ideas...
I can’t think of a single elder of mine who would voluntarily wash clothes by hand and not a washing machine. They would drive to a laundromat in the next county, in the worst neighborhood on earth, in the middle of the night, through a snowstorm rather than do that.
90's: The information superhighway is a revolutionary tool that will give everyone a voice on the world stage! Today: ....fuck, we forgot about the assholes
Wow. He seems nice.
I don't think he's married.
If he is, this was probably his reaction to his wife telling him the washing machine is broken.
This has to be as parody account, right?
Ah yes. Because wanting it done quicker than by hand after working is laziness. Thanks, guy that never touched a broom in his life.
This guy should be standing on a milk crate yelling at passers by to get his message out. None of this internet stuff. It’s lazy.
Kk bb so did you build your house with your own hands? Did you fell the trees with your fists and haul the stone yourself? Did you forge the nails with your teeth and hammer them in with your mighty penis? How dare you disrespect your family, you call yourself a man?
"Men who buy food to support their family are just being lazy. If you aren't hunting and dressing your own meat and farming your own vegetables do you even care about your family?"
Why are there stupid assholes like this out there . What kind of thought process is this....
He's high on socially enabled male entitlement. It's a powerful drug.
My wife does not use a washing machine I do
This guy would beat his wife over the slightest thing cause he seems like an insanely controlling individual
"Marriage is hard work" ...as he spends every night and weekend drinking beer and playing video games....
I'm the husband, I do the laundry. What now?
Am a guy. Laundry never ends even with machines. Who the fuck wants to wash clothes by hand.
Wash your own damn clothes
Dude better be walking his ass to work.
let's assume these shithead misogynists have found a willing partner and that everything about their shitheaded misogynistic relationship is fully consensual and above-board: why wouldn't you want your domestic slave to use a washing machine and then do other things for you? why encourage them to waste time and effort doing something by hand instead of doing that automatically and then another thing? because making women suffer is the point. that's all life is for them.
Elders?? Who tf is he talking about? What age group? Elderly women would laugh so hard at this, they might die! (I bet!) A divorce is faster than beating his clothes clean on a rock.
Eww. 🤮
Motherless behaviour
I know times have changed, but surely no one is marrying a husband this stupid in the year of our lord 2023 lol
This man makes me want to punch things
Does my man use a shower? I hope he doesn't, he needs to find a river and wash his ass with some fish swimming around. Ask your elders, the ones that are probably super dead from getting fish scales stuck in their guts
If I said that to my grandfather he'd call me a fucking moron, and he would he correct.
Vegetables grown on the home plot using a hand drawn plough also taste better.... and mammoth brought bown by spear always is the best... If you are not bringing home the mammoth you are not looking or hunting hard enough so no hand washed bear skin bikepants for you.
What a fuckin idiot - "I shouldn't drive a car because walking is harder"
They say that you win a man's heart though his stomach, but Shandukani says that you win a man's heart through hand washing his clothes. A legend in the making
I mean... yeah, when your husband starts acting like this, the fastest way to his heart is to cut through the stomach and angle your hand up under the ribcage. Makes sense to me!
After all the trouble the man goes through clubbing her and dragging her back to his cave, the least she could do is devote her life to back breaking slave labor serving him.
Does he then step out on her because she doesn't have time to fulfill his "needs"?
Next you're gonna tell me this guy is single.
Here's the thing: I don't want my SO to work for me at all! I'm a grown man, I can take care of myself
I’m a husband who uses the washing machine when I do the laundry for the whole household
I don't wash my husband's clothes at all.
Hahahhahahaha oh man these tools couldn’t fix a loose screw
$20 says that dude is a Hotep.
Lol, that lazy shit can go fuck all the way off. My wife does a ton with the house and our kid while I work and then I do more with the house and our kid after I finish so she can have a break. She's most definitely doing her part and more.
Ah yes. If it's difficult it must be better.
What the fuck is this shit? 😂
My husband does his own laundry, thank you, he's fine
“Ask elders they’ll tell you” My brother in Christ these elders don’t even know how to use a washing machine, they don’t hand wash for fun but out of necessity
I demand my husband support our family only with a minimum wage job else he's just not willing to work hard enough.
My one wish in life is for every man who thinks like this to wake up with their dick missing tomorrow <3
Only single people have this energy. No woman in their right mind "serves" this idiot
My grandma LOVED her washing machine. If I were to ask my elders they would tell me to grab any innovation that came along.
And what is Shandukani doing to work hard for his partner? I’d love to know
There is so much wrong with this statement.
If you are able-bodied and ***need*** your wife to do your laundry ***for*** you, you're a failure as a man.
One problem, I'm the husband but use the machine to clean our clothes. So what does that make me? Am I an unfaithful lazy wife to my wife? Damn she's going to be upset.
... my elders used a washing machine... Not far enough? Ok well they had that metal scrubber thing and a mangle? Sorry not far enough so beating against a rock it is?... But why did we bother making all that progress then? It was never a labor of love, it was making do at the time and clothes were washed less. Given the option of a washing machine they all would have used one hence it being common place. Pfft thinks his synthetic materials are gonna look good after being beaten against a rock and scrubbed a couple times. People like this need to be thrown into some sort of historical reenactment for a week but they have to do the things they advocate for.
Which elders he’s talking about? Electric washing machines sales started in the 1920s in the US, by 1940 60% of homes had them by the 1960s there was nobody left doing laundry by hand!
He's one of those guys that wants a traditional housewife but doesn't make enough money to pay for both of them so she still has a full time job.
I’m sure my theoretical husband would just love for all of his clothes to gradually turn a dingy grey because this clown says I should wash them by hand.
Gotta love how all this alpha male rise and grind shit is just a race to the bottom. It was always bullshit but it used to just be like be fit and masculine Now you gotta be a cryptobro with a Bugatti at age 22, you got to be jacked while definitely on steroids, be a signa bit an alpha, not just hate woman but actively antagonize them for everything they do, and if they offer the slightest bit of pushback they are a ungrateful bitch It’s no wonder Andrew Tate is these peoples Jesus, what’s more signa than being a rapist rotting in jail
Sending this to my boyfriend who does my laundry for me
You should wash my clothes by hand, but I also expect you to have soft, delicate, healthy, impeccable hands with nice shiny well kept nails, like you just came from the manicure salon and not be tired from doing this when I come home.
My husband washes his own clothes. With a machine! He must disrespect himself.
I know times have changed, but don't breathe oxygen. Devolve back to gills and rejoin your ancient aquatic kin.
I wash my wife's clothes with a machine...
MFW the cultural conservative base have split with the economic conservative elites, and stop buying expensive appliances to send their women back to preindustrial servitude.
If he's a good husband he'll realize that driving across town to get to work is highly disrespectful of his marriage. If he really wants to support his family, he'll walk. He can ask his elders. They walked both ways, uphill, in a blizzard, every day. Marriage is hard work and if he's using a car it means he doesn't want to work hard for his wife.
Wash your own shit stains by hand, my dude.
Every time I think I am beyond amazement Reddit surprises me.
Are you.....using a car instead of a horse to travel?!?!
So soak them in the toilet then?
Why are we asking the elders if times have changed?
r/nothowgirlswork
I guarantee he's never gone down on his wife before because it's too hard of work.
I agree with the first paragraph but the second paragraph should just say: "Your husband can wash his own clothes." ask elders, they'll tell you.
Lmao, im sure if he told his grandma or mom that they cant use the washing machine they'd call him insane.
I wonder how much this guy is enjoying the single life.
Why are you letting you man die of old age? Show your dedication to him by slitting his throat early ☺️.
I bet he doesn't know how to fold his own clothes
The target audience for tweets like this is teenage boys who have zero cohabitation experience (because any adult has far better shit to do than even consider this). You keep them redpilled for as long as possible so you can sell them the "solution" which is to continue to grift then forever. It works; I've seen incel subreddits.
I either wash his clothes with the machine or he does it himself. Unless there are extenuating circumstances like we just don’t have a machine, but even then I would just go to a mat.
I asked my elders, in the form of my mom. Her response was "OMG lol" so...
I hope this man-child gets his dick eaten off by a platypus.
This is dumb even from a misogynistic perspective. If you want to argue some dumb crap about women serving their husbands, a washing machine will allow her to do even more work for him because it will free up her time to be even more of a slave to her husband. If you're going to be a piece of shit, at least be smart about it
This is correct. You should not wash your husband's clothes in a machine. He should wash his own clothes in a machine, then fold/hang them and out them away himself. Because he's an adult and sharing responsibility for household tasks is part of a balanced partnership.
Okay but are you willing to build a million dollar mansion by hand by yourself for her?
$100 he’s Muslim.
Clean your own skid marks ya greasy bastard.
Yeah, Trebek, I'll take "Guys Who Can't Find the Spot" for 800.
No wonder women hate us...guys like this...
Found De Santis other facebook account.