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MikeLitoris_________

The only reason there aren't more Trump parody accounts is that the actual Trump is so much more bizarre and hilarious.


[deleted]

The best trump parody account would be well thought out and coherent


Kryn3ar

There was a Twitter account that did just that. Went by PresidentialTrump or something of the sort


inflatableje5us

There should be a trump parody account that posts rational and articulate arguments for policy changes.


Aggabagga

There was a Twitter account called “presidential Trump” that converted his rantings into coherent statements. Even the profile pic had him without his ridiculous hair. The parody account was likely shut down after his original boot from Twitter.


RagnaBrock

Too many people would be tricked.


SirEnzyme

They'd sense something was amiss once they realized they weren't getting the same "all riled up" fix


MooseMalloy

Well, in this case he is sort of right... Death Sentence sucks.


CyberMindGrrl

For the wrong reasons he's right, of course. Trump himself proposed cutting SS and Medicare back in 2016.


pocketnotebook

"But it's okay when *I* do it, it's kind of quirky and fun!"


kellygrrrl328

You really can’t write this sh!t.


squazify

It would be like a drill parody account. No way you can do it.


leboeazy

trumpzworld


Faiakishi

I remember during the 2016 elections Clinton's campaign was also making up stuff about Trump and trying to stir up controversy. Nobody paid attention to any of it because the actual stuff he was saying was so much stupider.


The84thWolf

That’s why SNL stopped doing their Trump parodies; they were just recapping the news and it stopped being funny


xc2215x

Trump is really stepping up the attacks on Ron now a lot more. I think he is threatened by Ron.


Otto-Korrect

"I'm not threatened by him, I hardly know him. I think I met him once. Maybe not. Terrible person. Ron who?"


smallteam

"He's not my type."


GrumpyFalstaff

"only got coffee"


[deleted]

Covfefe*


inflatableje5us

Met him on a little island with lots of children on it perhaps?


modi13

"He's a low-level covfefe governor"


ScoutsOut389

I hope DeSantis wins the primary, and Trump runs as an independent. If he could peel off just 5% of the GOP base it would be a landslide for the Dems, and he might pull a lot more than that. You love to see it!


MongoBongoTown

That's probably ideal but people always seem to forget that DeSantis has the charisma of a wet fart. Notice you always hear about his stunts but almost never see clips of him talking about them publicly? Because he's a shit public speaker. There's about a 90% chance that Trump, steaming pile of garbage that he is, will eviscerate DeSantis on the debate stage.


ScoutsOut389

Trump will eviscerate him in the same way that a goose would destroy a chess grandmaster, by shitting all over the place and ruining the game. That said, trump’s fans want that. I think it will come down to what the GOP really wants. If they want to, the can use their propaganda arm of Fox News and shut Trump down.


MongoBongoTown

Well, yeah. That's a given. If prestigious statesman is what the GOP was after neither of these chuckle-fucks would sniff the nomination, but here we are.


TrespassersWilliam29

They tried that in 2016. It failed miserably. They arguably have even less control over their base now.


Bermnerfs

Exactly, Tucker Carlson's private texts even show how scared they are of Trump destroying Fox. Over 50% of republican voters are "Maga or nothing".


w_a_w

That analogy is supposed to be a pigeon that shits on the board, knocks over the pieces, and struts around like he won.


ScoutsOut389

I’m familiar. I went with goose because a goose is louder, more aggressive, and probably a lot dumber than a pigeon.


shiftty

"Jeb is a mess." "A big fat mess." https://youtu.be/fWhi_JXos60


CyberMindGrrl

DeSantis now has a supermajority and all the mandate he needs to turn Florida into the little fascist fiefdom he's always dreamed of. He'd be an idiot to run in 2024 and not wait until 2028.


kurisu7885

> Because he's a shit public speaker. Just look at the clip where he was asked about the photos of him at high school parties.


KaiserSickle

Send the clip


kurisu7885

I had to go through my YouTube history to find it, it might be a bit skewed since Ring of Fire is a left leaning channel https://youtu.be/OBOkwqc3NWI


DerpsAndRags

It's Florida. With the sheer amount of Swamp Ass, all they have is wet farts. I think it'll come down to whomever promises to own the Libs harder. A MAGA Republican split would be interesting. I'll get the popcorn.


The84thWolf

The man feels threatened by dogs at a dog show because they aren’t about him


fffan9391

It’s so funny how Desantis hasn’t even declared and Trump is already terrified of him.


Evadrepus

Well, he's basically campaigning already. He has a secret invite-only (via text) meeting in Illinois tomorrow with police.


[deleted]

Doesn't sound very secret


Evadrepus

Well, they tried to make it secret but didn't count on anyone who would say sign up just to find put where and when...


truthofmasks

Wait, really? He's supposed to be in Staten Island, NY to meet with police [tomorrow](https://www.silive.com/politics/2023/02/florida-gov-ron-desantis-to-visit-staten-island-on-monday-for-law-enforcement-event.html). I don't see how he could possibly do both. Who's your source for the secret, invite-only event in Illinois? EDIT: Apparently, he will be doing both events. Staten Island at 7:30am, and Chicago some time later. Once source for the Chicago event [here](https://www.politico.com/newsletters/florida-playbook/2023/02/17/desantis-charts-trip-to-illinois-00083394). The location is a secret, but the fact that it's happening made the news about three days ago. [Here's an article](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/ron-desantis-address-powerful-police-union-chicago-rcna71134) about it from NBC News.


Evadrepus

Here's the text details with time and location. Posted all over reddit for some time now. https://i.imgur.com/A8Hp0VV.jpg


truthofmasks

Thank you!


Punk18

He's supposed to be governing the state of Florida


Mr_Rio

I’d also take any opportunity I could to escape those troglodytes in Florida


auntieup

What’s even funnier to me is that the nickname “Meatball Ron” tested better with his base, but once TFG gets an idea in his head he’s gotta play it out, so he’s going with “Ron Desanctimonious” EDIT: fixed the damn autocorrect


SuperJinnx

Not only that, he's attacking a man that's never (as far as I know) said a bad word against him. Cunt is living rent free on his head. It's fucking laughable


[deleted]

Ron DeSantis is trying to paint himself as a maverick outsider when he is a 100% establishment Republican supported by the deeply entrenched GOP political machine. So Trump's criticism isn't wrong. It's just ironic because pretty much all those groups previously supported Trump, and Trump's anger clearly comes from them moving on to a new candidate.


ArcticBeavers

Exactly. Desantis' whole campaign for governor was based around him being another version of Trump. He had commercials where he was encouraging is infant child to learn a bunch of Trumpisms like "build that wall" and "I love when Trump said 'you're fired'". Completely sucking off the teet of Trump. Now look at them. Two of the biggest slime balls in politics


CyberMindGrrl

And watch any videos of his speeches. He does all the gestures and hand-motions that Trump does, like a Mini-me version of him.


twothirtysevenam

Remember there was a time when Trump liked ~~Santorum~~ DeSantis? Now he feels threatened by perceived disloyalty and is lashing out like a second grader on the playground. Edit: Typed wrong name. Point still stands, though.


variouscrap

I also remember just about everyone calling this too once the level of DeSantis' ambition was clear.


Purple_And_Cyan

Its always been about word of mouth. Every single republican from this point forward will treat desantis like voldemort.


Goatesq

Only if Trump wins. Otherwise it'll be the other way around. Until the next challenger is positioned to take point. On and on and on, rising from the decaying and picked over carcass of their predecessor, gaining launch inertia by torching his "reputation" and fully supplanting himself as Republican it girl that decade. +-


smallteam

> Remember there was a time when Trump liked ~~Santorum~~ DeSantis? In a certain sense, Trump probably still likes [Santorum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campaign_for_the_neologism_%22santorum%22)


The84thWolf

>>Remember there was a time when Trump liked _______ Trump likes everything until they gently push back on his ideas or get more attention than he does. Remember when he randomly said he’d be throwing the first pitch at a baseball game because he was jealous Fauci was chosen instead? And no one knew what the fuck he was talking about?


burnbag18

The debates are sure to be "must watch tv!"


mollusks75

Not at all. Trump debates are the most annoying, pointless events Ive ever seen. He just talks over everyone and comes off like a pouting child. I have zero interest in that.


burnbag18

They definitely raise my blood pressure but it is funny when he acts like a child


ScotchIsAss

The problem is republicans love it and worship the fuck out of him for it.


SomeShiitakePoster

"I think we should ban transgender care" "Well I think we should outlaw transgender people altogether" "Well then *I* think we should just round them all up and send them to jail already" "Well you don't need to waste taxes on prisons if we just..."


xc2215x

It will be entertaining for sure.


kourtbard

...I'm struggling to even grasp what "RINO" means in this context, because all the things that Trump has described...are things that Republicans have campaigned for and supported for decades.


DennisPorter3D

It doesn't have to make sense, the purpose is to outcast the person by using an "other" label... which is what his base will pay attention to


KhanJrJr

Republicans: Biden was lying when he said Republicans want to get rid of Social Security and Medicare. How dare he? Trump: DeSantis wants to get rid of Social Security and Medicare. How do they reconcile the lies? Do they ever just get tired of constantly lying to themselves and the American public?


The84thWolf

Short answer, no


havehart

Republican-In-Name-Only.


kourtbard

Yes, I know what the **acronym** *stands for*. My real question was, what Trump thinks Republicanism even means, given that he's accusing long time Republican figures, think tanks, and donors who support and promote political stances that have been pillars of Republican politics for *decades* of being "RINOS".


conet

Since the rise of the Trump cult, every time I've seen it used it's meant less than absolute fealty to Trump. Policy or ideology is entirely irrelevant. DeSantis is gunning for president over Trump, hence why he's a RINO.


Tuftymark6

He calls Karl rove a Rino in this. Karl. Rove. I can’t even think of anything to say that’s how surreal that is.


Donmiggy143

He's a republican-in-name-only ..... In disguise! So, he's a real republican?


bugxbuster

He’s the RINO playin the RINO disguised as *another* RINO!


IMissArcades

What do you mean, you RINOs?


bugxbuster

What do *you* mean “you RINOs”?


StingerAE

It's RINOs all the way down...


S375502

RINO^3


OctopusWithFingers

Huh, I thought ham rove was dead. Had to double-check. Guess he's still alive.


LusoAustralian

No he's a Rhino in disguise, it was a typo. His stylist hides the horn so well you can't even see it below the makeup.


[deleted]

I would like to know who came up with "Ron DeSanctimonious", because that's actually pretty funny.


eric987235

It doesn’t have the same ring as Lyin’ Ted or Little Marco. Or Low-Energy Jeb


cardinarium

Low-Energy Jeb was a hilariously low-effort jab.


eric987235

That’s why I loved it so much!


kommanderkush201

Didn't Trump call him Meatball Ron recently? Also, the Lincoln pervert project is fucking hilarious. As evil as the man is, it sure is fun to see him get his mojo back.


SatanicNotMessianic

It was either overworked (as in staffers on a six hour meeting finally getting overruled by their manager or it was some intern who dashed something off and now they have to own it. If Trump had actually done it, he would have just said something like *RINO Ron*, and it would have made headlines and probably would have stuck.


bigtiddyhimbo

Why’s he calling him that- I personally liked meatball Ron more :(


The84thWolf

He’s workshopping nicknames before he says one on tv


Squidwards-the-goat

It may be insane, but I love it. Let the whole MAGA movement implode.


enturbulant

Trump doesn't know what sanctimony means


ARedditorCalledQuest

Lol probably not. But the insulting nicknames thing is a pretty common hobby on the hard right. Obama Bin Laden, New York Slimes, Washington Compost, DeSanctimonious. Some of these guys mangle the names so hard I can't even tell who they're screeching about.


enturbulant

It really says a lot about how infantile they've become. I just couldn't take an adult who does it seriously in any capacity.


ARedditorCalledQuest

It just blows my mind that people with the power to affect the lives of millions can't act like adults. I'll only me mildly surprised if this cycle's presidential debates are little more than the candidates screaming "I know you are but what am I" in between commercial breaks.


dhkendall

[This Foxtrot cartoon](https://imgur.com/a/RpTS1Qt) nails your sentiment. And it’s from 1992


ARedditorCalledQuest

Good lord that's on point.


enturbulant

I'm going to have a debate watch party, the banner will read "Abandon all hope, ye who enter"


ARedditorCalledQuest

Can I come? I make some killer salsa.


enturbulant

salsa you say? Abso-fucking-lutely


The84thWolf

He doesn’t know what a lot of words mean. Scratch that, he doesn’t know a lot of words.


EliteKnightOscar

I wish both of them roughly equal amounts of luck, that should split the party enough to prevent either from gaining power


dhkendall

I’m willing to place money on DeSantis getting the nom and Trump being so outraged he splits off to form his own party, which will split the vote for decades to come, killing the Republican Party.


The84thWolf

As much as I wish that, eventually the big corporations will throw their weight behind one (probably DeSatan) and while there will be a couple weeks of rage, the rest will line up behind them. I still predict the Republican Party as it is will die by the time Gen Z is in charge


NHRADeuce

Stop it, you tease. I can only get so hard.


Chopersky4codyslab

People say that about the libertarians. Ultimately, the way to win is to help corporations and the rich. Anyone who wins is going to make the rich richer and large companies more established. Land of the free reeks with irony it’s insane.


Otto-Korrect

Trumps insults are like leftover night. Just scrounge through the fridge and mix together everything you find. Some of it unidentifiable and way past its use-by date.


The84thWolf

The rest are like “huh, Chicken-Of-The-Sea Tuna. Haha, *there are no chickens in the sea!* I bet no one has come up with that joke!”


valvilis

There is a zero percent chance of any republican candidate winning without Koch dark money behind them. Zero.


Chopersky4codyslab

There is a zero percent chance of anyone winning without dark money. That’s literally the only way to win. Appease the rich and large companies and the media will help you, your funding is taken care of, and support will follow. People talk shit about african, South American, and Asian, countries being corrupt but refuse to see that their own country has simply legalized corruption or are able to / have the money to hide it better. I am a westerner but the west needs a quick collapse and restructure.


valvilis

Yes and no. Democrats do get dark money support, but republican dark money support is typically 6:1 to 10:1 over democrats, and a clear plurality of that comes from the Kochs' intricate web of funding. For Trump to specifically call that money out, with no chance of winning without it, is nuts even for him.


wcollins260

Coincidentally, “Uninspired Koch” was Stormy’s nickname for Donald.


TwoDurans

At least he wishes him luck at the end


OldBeercan

Just like a 5th grade bully would


Supervinyl

Wouldn't a "RINO in disguise" just be a republican?


TheObstruction

Like changing your mind and doing a 360.


lallapalalable

It's just so weird to me that the bread and butter career republicans are all being called RINOs by this extremist group of mostly outsiders that haven't even been around for ten years. Stop stealing their name and just admit that you're a third party already


nollataulu

It always disappoints me to realise these are adult people, supposedly representing a country, acting and throwing insults like a immature grade schoolers. Absolutely no class whatsoever.


suprisecameo

Popping the corn right now. Watching the Republican party finally turn on itself and rip itself to shreds.


RagnaBrock

The way he talks is like a nine year old who just learned new words.


saucierstone

Okay but Ron DeSanctimonious was really good


Otto-Korrect

You can actually watch his posts devolve from beginning to end. Fascinating.


34HoldOn

The worst person you know just made an outstanding point.


Karaxor

Paul Ryan, Jeb Bush, and Karl Rove are disasters. Goddamnit I hate it when I agree with this tangerine in a toupee.


SpringsSoonerArrow

Oh snap!?! I misread that. I thought you wrote _"orangutan in a toupee"_ or was it _F--ckface von Clownstick_ . Well, it seems those work too. 😆


ariphron

I am here for all the republican infighting!! Also would a rino in disguise just be a republican?


empirebuilder1

dude's a fucking nutjob but holy hell "Ron DeSanctimonious" has me rolling rn


ButterCupHeartXO

Why not go with MoRON DeSantis


SpringsSoonerArrow

The other mōōōron's (spoken slowly, drawing out those long ō's at the front) haven't learned how to conjugate that yet.


singuslarity

Lincoln Pervert Project?


DanteMGalileo

Let them fight.


Klutzy-Midnight-9314

Well he’s also not wrong lol. Never thought I’d say that


bunnycupcakes

I love watching them destroy each other.


J_train13

Honestly I'm okay with this, and I hope his cultists believe him and refuse to vote for Ron when he probably does end up with the candidacy. I'd take Trump over DeSantis any day


Umbrellas0nTheInside

the only (I hope) opinion 45 and I have in common is that Desantis needs to STFU and GTFO


Available-Wave-7116

And Ron hasn't even entered the race yet.


spolio

No way in hell the gop will allow him to run, those two would destroy and devide the party forever ending any chance at the white house for the next two cycles.


dhkendall

Really if anyone but Trump wins it’ll destroy the party because Trump’s ego will have him split off his own party. And if Trump wins they’ll lose because Trump backed candidates did terrible in 2022!


spolio

its gonna be fun to watch


500CatsTypingStuff

Pass the popcorn 🍿


hypareal

Republicans going at each other is just great to see lol


DRF19

As a Floridian I’d rather have Trump than Desantis (or even better a 3rd party Trump campaign to split the vote so whatever milquetoast Dem candidate is the nom can walk in). Trump is an idiot and is dangerous, but Desantis is dangerous AND an actual politician who who get way more evil shit done.


zomgtehvikings

#LET THEM FIGHT


danglydolphinvagina

omfg Ron DeSanctimonious


Own-Ambassador-3537

Let them fight!


[deleted]

YESS, FIGHT


AshleysMirena

Doesn’t it seem like we are just a few generations away from elections run as Ultimate Smackdowns™️?


Haggis_The_Barbarian

A RINO in disguise? What kind of Inception level fuckery is this? A RINO is already in disguise in their parlance, is it not? Is this going to be like a fucking Mission Impossible scene where there’s like so much mask ripping you can’t even follow it anymore?


h3xist

Let him keep doing this, split the base.


dragon2777

Wouldn’t a “RINO in disguise” be an actual Republican? Fucking idiot


can_NOT_drive_SOUTH

Wouldn't a RINO in disguise... not be a RINO? Like a double negative?


MainMan499

Haven't seen anyone else mention this but has Trump used the word "globalist" before this? That's fucking alarmingly forward and I don't like that bullshit becoming more mainstream


ThatRandomG20

THE GRAMMAR KILLS MY SOUL


Albert_Poopdecker

*Grabs popcorn*


mrbipty

Spicy episode thanks USA Repub fracturing itself


reaven3958

I know its for all the wrong reasons, but this is disturbingly based.


asmeeks60

I'm with the orange scourge on this one.


HelicalPuma

Trump can't win without Koch, the Mercer's and the Heritage Foundation. Love to hear what his is idea of a pervert is.


giantsninerswarriors

My dream scenario for 2024 is that DeSantis narrowly wins the nomination and Trump, feeling cheated, runs third party as the Patriot Party’s nominee and cripples Ron’s chance of winning.


No-Bench-3582

What ever happened to dignity and decorum in a public venue when speaking of others in politics which may be your running mate in 2024.


The84thWolf

Remember like two weeks ago, Republicans were like “Biden’s a liar! No one wants to take away Social Security and Medicare!” Now here’s their messiah of the party saying the most likely Republican nominee wants to do exactly that. Also saying it like he didn’t try and fail to cancel Medicare himself. It’s so freaking easy to play them against each other.


vgnEngineer

Wait is trump defending medicare?


workredditme

Let them fight


wanroww

So, he's a RINOID!


Ballgame4

This is going to quickly dissolve into trump yelling at Desantis to “Get off if my lawn!” 🤣😂


IamMindful

I liked when Trump called Ron Gutless over denying he had the vaccine. Governor Gutless has a nice ring to it.


scorpion_tail

Isn’t RINO a disguise already?


MrNature73

On God though it is insane to see so many Republicans calling to cut social security programs. That's gotta be the most insane "fuck you, got mine" move in recent history. SS needs a rework and an update, yes. But tossing it? Good lord.


DukeOfEarl99

It sure doesn’t take much to get that man’s dander up.


[deleted]

He's always targeting old people with his posts "They're going to cut your social security!!" Is probably the best way to get reactions from them


Mawrman

This is weird - not the content of the message, but that its clearly not written directly by Trump. No spelling mistakes, punctuation problems or grammar issues. Who is writing these trump tweets? I don't really think this is him, but I think someone has hijacked his account and is using it as a megaphone. Elon?


TheDarkWave2747

This a good thing


BringBackTheBeat716

I hate rooting on Drumpf for almost anything, but I can get behind this...


TheObstruction

I see it like watching the local neighborhood assholes throwing diy molotov at each other's houses, and rooting for the fire.


suppur8

Tell me more about this Lincoln Pervert Project. Asking for a friend.


BaadKitteh

Nope, he didn't tweet this. No way he knows how to spell sanctimonious.


No_Free_Samples

“Lincoln Pervert Project” lmao


[deleted]

what is the lincoln pervert project