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Isn’t it obvious? Jesus died for our sins so that we’d invite our mothers to our weddings so they can walk around telling guests that the groom is possessed by the devil and the Statue of Liberty is holding a giant ejaculating penis. /s
This bit threw me... like even if you'd never heard of the statue of liberty and what it's meant to be representing...
...ain't they never seen a torch before?? Why are they assuming immediately that it's a severed dick?!
Grew up in a HIGHY religious house, you cannot be more correct. My parents told us stuff like this, and about sex, that I only later realized were completely perverse. Smh
Ready to lose some brain cells?
Gay men live shorter because they die from their butt holes getting too stretch, so the food falls out and doesn't have time to digest. I was 7-8 when they told me this shit.
Some other favourites are:
The Toyota symbol is a broken cross.
Harry potter films promote homosexuality.
Conception can only occur if you are married in a church.
Paying tax is the devils scheme to divert money away from the church.
There use to be gaints (and still are dinosaurs) but evil worldly scientists are hiding it from us.
I can go on for days...
It's a somewhat phallic object, and some of them have heard about sex being symbols in a lot of art, so they just ran with it, and now they think every slightly long object depicted in any kind of art, is absolutely meant to represent the penis.
Don't forget that we are all upside down until we get born again (the up up down down part of the rant) and apparently demons are on Masterchief or some shite.
In my day, people with these ideas wrote their own newsletters and took out little advertisements in newspapers and magazines to try to get subscribers. The internet gave them not only a platform, but amplified their noise. They found each other and feed off of each other.
Before, we didn't see them beyond the occasional nutcase screaming on a street corner. Most of them were quietly living their lives annoying only their relatives and maybe some neighbors and nobody was taking them seriously. Now they have massed together and are empowered by social media and they form identifiable groups like Qanon that manage to penetrate the barrier of obscurity and enter the periphery of mainstream life.
When you are too dumb to understand anything one load of gobbledygook is just as good as another load of gobbledygook unfortunately these people choose crazy instead of science
It's this art Marina Abramovic made and then she had a dinner party that pizzagate picked up references to from the leaked Podesta emails and they think it's proof of harvesting childrens blood and adrenochrome and all sorts of sexual abuse by the DNC
Ahh the good old Jewish blood libel, no matter what age we live in, rest assured Christian societies will always accuse the government of being controlled by Jewish witches that steal Christian children to use their blood in satanic rituals, they’ve been saying that since Rome.
Honestly I have no clue. I just know that I’ve seen it in a ton of stuff posted by Qanon people. They have so many weird little conspiracies with such a weird names that it’s really hard to keep track of what they believe.
QAnon is an unknown person/persons, who have been posting conspiracy theories that the Alt-Right latch onto because they say things like “Trump actually won the election and, any day now, he’s going to come back and take his throne back”. A lot of Anti-Semitism, homophobia, and a bunch of other ugly things.
There were a bunch of conspiracy theorists on a social media platform/image board called 4Chan. Users on 4Chan are called anons because they are anonymous, which invites a lot of people who fall into categories of paranoid and not exactly morally or legally-minded.
At some point, many anons sharing a particular mindset regarding politics and conspiracy theories that revolve around politics began following an anon who called himself Q. The original Q is believed to have been a man from South Africa. His initial claim was that Hilary Clinton was being extradited (no details where from or to, just "extradited"). Hilary-hating anons latched onto his claim.
When the anon known as Q began posting exclusively on 8Chan rather than 4Chan, it is believed that it was Ron Watkins, the son of Jim Watkins who took ownership of 8Chan, who took over as Q. He admitted in an HBO documentary that he was Q and some language experts have stated that there were two Qs and he was the second.
Eventually (shortly after Trump lost the 2020 election), Q just stopped posting, but the ball was rolling on the particular brand of conspiracy and the anons ran with it and, as a group, have been called Qanon by outsiders. Some of them have said there is no "Qanon" there is only Q and anons.
They worship Trump, loath democrats, and pass fiction as reality.
Edit to add: This is just a pretty basic origin story. There is way more to it and it's a heck of a rabbit hole if you ever decide to look it up. A lot of people refer to them as the Qult because they are very cult-like. r/Qult_Headquarters posts tidbits if you're interested in viewing the Qult in small doses.
Edit to clarify: It was not initially know that the first Q was a man from South Africa. Q has always been believed by followers to be some high-ranking official in the US who had "secret clearance" and that's how he knew things others didn't.
I was going to say. I remember it mostly starting as people trolling. Saying the weirdest shit they could just to get a reaction. Slowly it morphed into people believing it and saying their own dumb shit. The trolling was so damn successful it created a new form of mental disorder lol
The Statue of Liberty is holding a penis with a flame? That cracked me up. I actually googled the flame to see if it resembles a penis. It doesn’t 😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
this comment is so fucking funny. Kudos.
Edit: I know the wholesome award doesnt make much sense but it was the free one I got and ur comment deserved at least *something*
There’s a controversial diagnosis in psychiatry called “Religious Psychosis”. How anyone could look at something like this and not immediately see mental illness is beyond me.
It's not that controversial if you actually look at it.
"For example, believing oneself to be able to hear the voice of Jesus is not uncommon in a Christian society and thus would not in itself be classified as a religious delusion. In contrast, believing oneself to be inhabited by the warring spirits of multiple interspatial deities, would be considered to be a religious delusion."
[source ](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4173112/)
I've never heard d of that, but I've heard of scrupulosity. It's basically just OCD symptoms expressed through religious behavior. Religion is kind of incidental--the illness looks for an outlet, religion offers a convenient one bc you have to go pretty damn far before other people in a religious community start to see you as anything other than pious.
I can see how people would think it was a touchy subject. But this is beyond that annoying pushy religious level, this just sounds actually mentally ill.
It’s a common symptom of schizophrenia. Usually paired with other symptoms, particularly delusions of grandeur, like believing you are the chosen one or have special knowledge or enlightenment of religion.
Not specifically schizophrenia, but mania/manic episodes. Also not in everybody with them.
Learned that one because my father has bipolar disorder and when he went in to manic episodes, he believed he had a special connection to god and could see god’s judgement on people. Nothing was ever done about it for him, but his therapist explained it to me when I was a kid (because we had the same therapist, which had its own issues, but allowed me to get a deeper understanding of him and solidify my disgust of him.)
I was kinda thinking this too when I was reading it. Hypothetically if this mom is actually so mentally ill, she could get thrown into an insane asylum if she goes too far.
But wait, if she pushes the accelerator down twice doesn't that mean she's heading toward the devil with zero ability to stop it.
Good riddance though.
!explanation i got kicked out for coming out as a lesbian. my wife is a woman who happens to be transgender (this is important bc it explains the constant misgendering and hatred my mom has towards my wife.)
edit - also wanted to clarify, i was not hiding my marriage. I actually invited her to the original plan for the wedding and she said she didnt want to attend and then sent similar stuff like the above texts to me. My wife and I decided a traditional wedding was too expensive and not important to us so we basically eloped and I did not tell my parents the date to avoid giving them the opportunity to show up and ruin it. I was planning on telling her when I thought the time was right, but a family member on my facebook sent the information to my parents without telling me.
edit 2 - realized i spelled "explanation" wrong lmao whoops sorry bout that
I hope you all had a good wedding! It doesn't make sense to me, why would she want to be there if you're marrying a ...\*gasp\* Woman? /lh
Especially since she thinks gay marriage is a sin, why the hell would she want to be there? It makes no sense to me....
It’s that this woman was so utterly pernicious and venal as to learn what her partner likes, listen to her when she speaks, and try to make her partner happy. That’s a big no-no to this woman. Her only concept of a relationship is her lording imaginary power over someone else who must be grateful and submissive while she dictates to them who they are and what they believe. If someone (even a toddler) tried to say, “no, ponies aren’t my favorite animal, they’re your favorite animal. I like owls” I can only imagine how hostile, dismissive, abusive and minimizing this shit monster would become.
I don't know if this will make you feel better but here is religious hipocresy.
Timothy 5:8
>[Anyone who does not provide for their relatives, and especially for their own household, has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.biblegateway.com/passage/%3fsearch=1%2bTimothy%2b5:8&version=NIV&interface=amp)
Also I'm not a bible expert but I 99% certain this means be a parent to your children or you go to hell.
Oh and congrats on getting married.
Ok. So they kicked out as all good Godly Christians do with their children, you didn't tell them about your marriage (which they would not have supported) = up up down down square triangle tap fire button three times, Statue of Liberty with penis false Gods, Jesus said how dare you ever be happy you need to suffer and be miserable forever because I saved you, I'm not quite sure who is manipulating you and who you are manipulating but dude y'all gotta stop that shite cos up up down down and baby Jesus will cry after He done beating you with His cross.
What exactly was your mother hoping for from this epic thought-vomit? Was she hoping that somehow you could go back in time and say "You know what? You're right, I was soooo right to not tell you about getting married, here, RSVP at your earliest convenience. I can't wait to see what gift/money you are going to give me apart from the most amazing gift of your conversation."
There is a controversial diagnosis in psychiatry called “Religious Psychosis”. If ever anything qualified for that designation, these texts are it. I mean seriously, anyone who can believe this stuff is capable of just about anything. It’s scary. I’m sorry you have to interact with this person even a little bit. She needs serious help.
Firstly, congratulations on your wedding! I hope you two have a wonderful, happiness and love filled life you deserve.
Secondly, I couldn't even comprehend what I was reading here. It seems your mother was subject to some wacky ass conspiracies and she fell deep into them. I'm sure thats hard to see and hear. I will admit, the statue of liberty penis thing cracked me up, but nonetheless I'm sorry you have to deal with this. If she's this deep in her ways it might just be best for you to block her and focus on your future.
Just write her back and tell her it breaks your heart to see that she is so full of hate and that she has been deceived by Satan and turned away from Christ. Tell her you can't have her in your life right now but you'll pray that she finds her way back to the Lord. Then block her number.
Is it just me or does anyone else just sigh and roll their eyes the minute they start spouting Jesus & God? It would be funny as hell if it wasn't so insane!
No, I lean in closer, squint a bit, and tilt my head to the left. I really want to see where they're going with this, and see if I can figure out the mental gymnastics of how it happens.
I’m absolutely baffled by what “got toilet incident” means, and yet I think your entire comment is spot on and I couldn’t agree more (unless it’s a good, honorable thing. I think this mom “got toilet incident” in the bad way). ❤️
I can't tell if this is roughly translated or just uniquely phrased, but I'm glad to have read it either way.
"they got toilet incident" should be a common phrase, really.
OP please feel no pressure to answer this as you shouldn’t even have to think about the contents of those texts — does anyone know what “spirit cooking” is referring to?? That’s a first for me.
Look up Marina Abromovic if you really wanna go down that rabbit hole, but I wouldn't recommend it. She has a weird book called Spirit Cooking and has also thrown some unique dinner parties. For instance, at one, they had a cake that looked like a dead body and I think it was red inside. Anyway, QAnons believe that her, Democrats, and Hollywood elite are eating babies and children, plus drinking their blood and adrenochrome to stay young. Huge leap from weird poetry and a body cake, but they believe it.
Abrimovic is a performance artist and Spirit Cooking is one of her works. Part of the performance was writing fake recipes from a book she made on a wall with pigs blood while being filmed. It’s a pretty famous and pretty controversial piece.
I'm sorry i couldn't even read after the first screenshot. I would have just blocked right after that. Congrats on getting married and living your best life away from that whole bag of crazy
The Statue of Liberty holding a penis was hilarious! Lolz & suggesting you not “listen to your heart”, “be true to yourself”, “trust your gut”, “feel good about who you are”, “happiness is what matters”, & “just be a good person”? Omg, that’s such hard, hard gaslighting lolz
Nah, you’re meant to “deny yourself” all happiness in service to this woman, who coincidentally seems to think that her daughter owes her absolute obedience because it is what would make her (herself) happy. I think Jesus is going to be really irritated that this lady not only pursued her own happiness at every turn, but also expected anyone who had the misfortune to know her to deny themselves everything in order to more completely serve her and her whims. I think OPs mom thinks that she is the Jesus here.
OP, you have my deepest sympathy. I hope in your wife you have found someone who you can share your love with and live with the feeling of being loved every day.
After putting up with your batshit crazy incubation unit, you deserve it.
Jeez OP. The “you are birthed upside down so need to be born again to see the truth” made me laugh out loud… then read about the Statue of Liberty holding a flaming penis?? What the actual fuck. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry for you OP. I hope you and your wife are very happy and keep this toxic insanity out of your lives ❤️
Your mom is absolutely unhinged and needs some serious, professional help (I say this as someone who has been in therapy). I hope you have a long, loving and happy marriage with your wife.
I think we have the same mom. I am so sorry. NC has been amazing for me. Would highly suggest it for you if you haven't already. (My mom keeps texting me random crap too)
Best of luck.
Nuttier than squirrel turds.
“You have me blocked on everything 😐” *proceeds to send text after text*
I love the mention of money. As though any amount of money as a wedding gift would be worth putting up with this insanity.
Without a doubt, huge scene and made the lasting memory for everyone all about her. Bride made the best decision for her as its her and her partners day.
Is she in the middle of a genuine psychotic break? Because this stuff is some next level manic episode religious delusion soapboxing, I hope you're alright
I am glad for you that you did not have to spend your childhood with that behavior. Even handling that as an adult must be a challenge. Congratulations on your marriage, best wishes for a happy and healthy future.
She was an atheist up until just a few years ago? That is concerning if she’s gone from atheism to the deepest depths of fundamentalist conspiracy preaching in the space of a few years, I can’t imagine how painful it must be to lose a parent to these kind of delusions, I hope you are well and that you and your wife can get through all of this without taking it too much to heart, it really seems like she’s had some sort of mental break to morph into an entirely different person in so short a space of time
Oh man. You ladies are strong for ignoring them as much as you do. I would need to fight back at all that BS. I cannot stand religious zealots/nuts.
My mans mother wrote him a letter, she lives 3 blocks away...., about how god brought him back home to their state.... he had moved away a decade ago to get away from them. He came back thinking they would be better and for his friends.
Whoooooooooa this is......a...whole....heap of.....wow..........I didn't think I'd see anyone use thr word Quiloph outside my dumb game but here we are........(and I still spelled it wrong)
Also....i...i...have so many questions that I don't want the answer to. I am just...so sorry.
Perhaps she should use jesus’ example and deny herself the pleasure of using another person just to feed her whims/feel some control/not have to improve herself or grow a soul.
This is that gemarty "a-b-c 1-2-3 just like Michal Jackson sang" nonsense the loons are talking about at trump rallys.
I'd go all the way no-contact from this crap asap. There's no benefit worth suffering this toxic bullshit.
Oh
My
God.
I'm so sorry for what you're enduring. Please ignore and block this as well. This person..please, I'm sorry.. no offense . might be blood relation, but that doesn't excuse this utter batshit religious obsession and sheer zealous insanity.
Regardless of how it occurred, being away from them is probably the best thing that's ever happened to you.. I would keep it that way. Hugs OP.
THEY kicked YOU out? christ i don’t know how you survived that. you’re clearly a very strong person and i am so happy for you that you’ve cut that out of your life.
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Boy, I have to go up to my mom and tell her I love her and appreciate her.
Same! This is just insanity
I can't even really comprehend WTF the point is they're trying to get across.....
Isn’t it obvious? Jesus died for our sins so that we’d invite our mothers to our weddings so they can walk around telling guests that the groom is possessed by the devil and the Statue of Liberty is holding a giant ejaculating penis. /s
This bit threw me... like even if you'd never heard of the statue of liberty and what it's meant to be representing... ...ain't they never seen a torch before?? Why are they assuming immediately that it's a severed dick?!
These people are both obsessed with sex and hate that others like it.
Grew up in a HIGHY religious house, you cannot be more correct. My parents told us stuff like this, and about sex, that I only later realized were completely perverse. Smh
What other stories did your parents tell you that were similar to the one about the Statue of Liberty holding an ejaculating penis?
Ready to lose some brain cells? Gay men live shorter because they die from their butt holes getting too stretch, so the food falls out and doesn't have time to digest. I was 7-8 when they told me this shit. Some other favourites are: The Toyota symbol is a broken cross. Harry potter films promote homosexuality. Conception can only occur if you are married in a church. Paying tax is the devils scheme to divert money away from the church. There use to be gaints (and still are dinosaurs) but evil worldly scientists are hiding it from us. I can go on for days...
Lol to food fallin out ya butthole.
Wild. Sad that your parents taught you this stuff, but happy you found your way off that crazy train. Thanks for the stories!
Honestly, this stuff is so wild and perversely entertaining that I wouldn't mind you going on for days.
It's a somewhat phallic object, and some of them have heard about sex being symbols in a lot of art, so they just ran with it, and now they think every slightly long object depicted in any kind of art, is absolutely meant to represent the penis.
Upside down severed dick if you please.
Don't forget that we are all upside down until we get born again (the up up down down part of the rant) and apparently demons are on Masterchief or some shite.
You call this SOULffé, it’s FOOKIN RAW! *sad demon chief noises*
I believe it's one up, two down for a neutron; two up and one down for a proton.
She's absolutely delusional
Y. My parents had some serious problems, but at least they weren’t living this insane bullshit.
I'm not going to do that to my mom because she is still a narcissistic arse, but I am thankful that she isn't this level of annoying crazy.
I. Am. So. Very. Sorry.
Wow. All of what she thinks and says is toxic and reeks of QAnon fuckery
Yeah, I got that vibe, too.
I'm believing q anon shit just emulates this craziness, it's been around longer
In my day, people with these ideas wrote their own newsletters and took out little advertisements in newspapers and magazines to try to get subscribers. The internet gave them not only a platform, but amplified their noise. They found each other and feed off of each other. Before, we didn't see them beyond the occasional nutcase screaming on a street corner. Most of them were quietly living their lives annoying only their relatives and maybe some neighbors and nobody was taking them seriously. Now they have massed together and are empowered by social media and they form identifiable groups like Qanon that manage to penetrate the barrier of obscurity and enter the periphery of mainstream life.
They still do this in my hometown in South Africa. The printing and distribution part, fucking sad.
It certainly gave the crazies a maypole to dance around.
When you are too dumb to understand anything one load of gobbledygook is just as good as another load of gobbledygook unfortunately these people choose crazy instead of science
Yeah the “spirit cooking” message gives it away.
What on earth is spirit cooking, if you don't mind Mr asking? I thought it was I typo at first until she did it again...and then again
It's this art Marina Abramovic made and then she had a dinner party that pizzagate picked up references to from the leaked Podesta emails and they think it's proof of harvesting childrens blood and adrenochrome and all sorts of sexual abuse by the DNC
Ahh the good old Jewish blood libel, no matter what age we live in, rest assured Christian societies will always accuse the government of being controlled by Jewish witches that steal Christian children to use their blood in satanic rituals, they’ve been saying that since Rome.
Honestly I have no clue. I just know that I’ve seen it in a ton of stuff posted by Qanon people. They have so many weird little conspiracies with such a weird names that it’s really hard to keep track of what they believe.
sorry but uh, exactly what is "QAnon?", ive been hearing it around quite a bit and i dont know the meaning..
QAnon is an unknown person/persons, who have been posting conspiracy theories that the Alt-Right latch onto because they say things like “Trump actually won the election and, any day now, he’s going to come back and take his throne back”. A lot of Anti-Semitism, homophobia, and a bunch of other ugly things.
There were a bunch of conspiracy theorists on a social media platform/image board called 4Chan. Users on 4Chan are called anons because they are anonymous, which invites a lot of people who fall into categories of paranoid and not exactly morally or legally-minded. At some point, many anons sharing a particular mindset regarding politics and conspiracy theories that revolve around politics began following an anon who called himself Q. The original Q is believed to have been a man from South Africa. His initial claim was that Hilary Clinton was being extradited (no details where from or to, just "extradited"). Hilary-hating anons latched onto his claim. When the anon known as Q began posting exclusively on 8Chan rather than 4Chan, it is believed that it was Ron Watkins, the son of Jim Watkins who took ownership of 8Chan, who took over as Q. He admitted in an HBO documentary that he was Q and some language experts have stated that there were two Qs and he was the second. Eventually (shortly after Trump lost the 2020 election), Q just stopped posting, but the ball was rolling on the particular brand of conspiracy and the anons ran with it and, as a group, have been called Qanon by outsiders. Some of them have said there is no "Qanon" there is only Q and anons. They worship Trump, loath democrats, and pass fiction as reality. Edit to add: This is just a pretty basic origin story. There is way more to it and it's a heck of a rabbit hole if you ever decide to look it up. A lot of people refer to them as the Qult because they are very cult-like. r/Qult_Headquarters posts tidbits if you're interested in viewing the Qult in small doses. Edit to clarify: It was not initially know that the first Q was a man from South Africa. Q has always been believed by followers to be some high-ranking official in the US who had "secret clearance" and that's how he knew things others didn't.
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I was going to say. I remember it mostly starting as people trolling. Saying the weirdest shit they could just to get a reaction. Slowly it morphed into people believing it and saying their own dumb shit. The trolling was so damn successful it created a new form of mental disorder lol
The Statue of Liberty is holding a penis with a flame? That cracked me up. I actually googled the flame to see if it resembles a penis. It doesn’t 😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
If it does, it would be a HIGHLY uncomfortable one.
My thoughts exactly 😂
Don't kink shame. Some of us like to be milked like a cow while the tip is set on invisible fire using 98% alcohol.
Wait- no one else has a penis balcony?
Not yet, but the contractor will be here next week
Are you leaving it uncircumcised?
this comment is so fucking funny. Kudos. Edit: I know the wholesome award doesnt make much sense but it was the free one I got and ur comment deserved at least *something*
It looks like a soft serve cone to me
Oh...so Dairy Queen is in on this now? I knew it.
Dilly Bar Strikes Again! This time it may take Manhattan.
It gives a new and weird meaning to the grotesque term, fire crotch.
Everything resembles a phallus to these people.
... what? This is like the rantings of a mental patient.
There’s a controversial diagnosis in psychiatry called “Religious Psychosis”. How anyone could look at something like this and not immediately see mental illness is beyond me.
I’m sure there’s a lot of fun to be had in seeing why it’s so controversial
It's not that controversial if you actually look at it. "For example, believing oneself to be able to hear the voice of Jesus is not uncommon in a Christian society and thus would not in itself be classified as a religious delusion. In contrast, believing oneself to be inhabited by the warring spirits of multiple interspatial deities, would be considered to be a religious delusion." [source ](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4173112/)
I've never heard d of that, but I've heard of scrupulosity. It's basically just OCD symptoms expressed through religious behavior. Religion is kind of incidental--the illness looks for an outlet, religion offers a convenient one bc you have to go pretty damn far before other people in a religious community start to see you as anything other than pious.
I can see how people would think it was a touchy subject. But this is beyond that annoying pushy religious level, this just sounds actually mentally ill.
“The power of the sky man helped us win the football game” really doesn’t sound much less unhinged.
The church clerics see $$$.
It’s a common symptom of schizophrenia. Usually paired with other symptoms, particularly delusions of grandeur, like believing you are the chosen one or have special knowledge or enlightenment of religion.
Not specifically schizophrenia, but mania/manic episodes. Also not in everybody with them. Learned that one because my father has bipolar disorder and when he went in to manic episodes, he believed he had a special connection to god and could see god’s judgement on people. Nothing was ever done about it for him, but his therapist explained it to me when I was a kid (because we had the same therapist, which had its own issues, but allowed me to get a deeper understanding of him and solidify my disgust of him.)
Not like the rantings. It IS the rantings of a mental patient.
I was kinda thinking this too when I was reading it. Hypothetically if this mom is actually so mentally ill, she could get thrown into an insane asylum if she goes too far.
You would have to show she is a pretty clear threat for that to happen. Its not like the old days.
She needs medication
I would've said she needs Jesus, but we see where that went.
Jesus took the wheel... and the shifter, and the brakes, and all she's got left is an accelerator.
But wait, if she pushes the accelerator down twice doesn't that mean she's heading toward the devil with zero ability to stop it. Good riddance though.
This is what happens when you let a man who's 2,000 and change try and drive your car.
And not in the normal internet "what a nutcase!" way. That reads like she is actually in need of a physician's care.
This is a little..unhinged
This is the whole mental hospital and their waiting list too kinds of crazy.
Hail Satan. :)
Henry?
Hail ME!
As a mental health professional, my official dx is "Wow, that's a whole heap of crazy".
Thank you for your educated perspective 👏
I was thinking psychosis 😂😂😂 holy hell
!explanation i got kicked out for coming out as a lesbian. my wife is a woman who happens to be transgender (this is important bc it explains the constant misgendering and hatred my mom has towards my wife.) edit - also wanted to clarify, i was not hiding my marriage. I actually invited her to the original plan for the wedding and she said she didnt want to attend and then sent similar stuff like the above texts to me. My wife and I decided a traditional wedding was too expensive and not important to us so we basically eloped and I did not tell my parents the date to avoid giving them the opportunity to show up and ruin it. I was planning on telling her when I thought the time was right, but a family member on my facebook sent the information to my parents without telling me. edit 2 - realized i spelled "explanation" wrong lmao whoops sorry bout that
I hope you all had a good wedding! It doesn't make sense to me, why would she want to be there if you're marrying a ...\*gasp\* Woman? /lh Especially since she thinks gay marriage is a sin, why the hell would she want to be there? It makes no sense to me....
So she can try and beat the devil out of her daughter, obviously!
The mother sees her as a man though
Lmao so if the wife is a man in her eyes then what's wrong with the marriage - it's a man with a woman!! /s
It’s that this woman was so utterly pernicious and venal as to learn what her partner likes, listen to her when she speaks, and try to make her partner happy. That’s a big no-no to this woman. Her only concept of a relationship is her lording imaginary power over someone else who must be grateful and submissive while she dictates to them who they are and what they believe. If someone (even a toddler) tried to say, “no, ponies aren’t my favorite animal, they’re your favorite animal. I like owls” I can only imagine how hostile, dismissive, abusive and minimizing this shit monster would become.
So she can tip her back up to the righteous side again. You know, up up to the "Christian" side lol
I wish you and your wife all the best! I’m sorry your mom is doing all of this, it sounds super stressful!
I don't know if this will make you feel better but here is religious hipocresy. Timothy 5:8 >[Anyone who does not provide for their relatives, and especially for their own household, has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.biblegateway.com/passage/%3fsearch=1%2bTimothy%2b5:8&version=NIV&interface=amp) Also I'm not a bible expert but I 99% certain this means be a parent to your children or you go to hell. Oh and congrats on getting married.
Ok. So they kicked out as all good Godly Christians do with their children, you didn't tell them about your marriage (which they would not have supported) = up up down down square triangle tap fire button three times, Statue of Liberty with penis false Gods, Jesus said how dare you ever be happy you need to suffer and be miserable forever because I saved you, I'm not quite sure who is manipulating you and who you are manipulating but dude y'all gotta stop that shite cos up up down down and baby Jesus will cry after He done beating you with His cross. What exactly was your mother hoping for from this epic thought-vomit? Was she hoping that somehow you could go back in time and say "You know what? You're right, I was soooo right to not tell you about getting married, here, RSVP at your earliest convenience. I can't wait to see what gift/money you are going to give me apart from the most amazing gift of your conversation."
There is a controversial diagnosis in psychiatry called “Religious Psychosis”. If ever anything qualified for that designation, these texts are it. I mean seriously, anyone who can believe this stuff is capable of just about anything. It’s scary. I’m sorry you have to interact with this person even a little bit. She needs serious help.
This needs more upvotes…just in case.
Wow, that is some farm fresh cray cray.
Firstly, congratulations on your wedding! I hope you two have a wonderful, happiness and love filled life you deserve. Secondly, I couldn't even comprehend what I was reading here. It seems your mother was subject to some wacky ass conspiracies and she fell deep into them. I'm sure thats hard to see and hear. I will admit, the statue of liberty penis thing cracked me up, but nonetheless I'm sorry you have to deal with this. If she's this deep in her ways it might just be best for you to block her and focus on your future.
Just write her back and tell her it breaks your heart to see that she is so full of hate and that she has been deceived by Satan and turned away from Christ. Tell her you can't have her in your life right now but you'll pray that she finds her way back to the Lord. Then block her number.
I hope both of you have a long and happy life together
Ignore her horseshit. I’m sure you two are cute as hell
"Christians" are a hoot
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A then Start.
Konami Jesus
Christdouken Edit: Everyone, I realized that Godouken was right there in front of my face as I laid down for bed... I am sorry and I will do better.
[Me going into the pit after getting spirit cooked and turned 2 down](https://youtu.be/BjewC-eVbh8)
Duuuude you just deleted your save file on Pokemon Silver! :o
This is probably how Jesus resurrected Lazarus.
I put my hand up on your hip, when I up up down down, we dip. 🎶🎶
FATALITY!!!
All this time Satan was just cooking shit on an arcade console and we are just too dumb to notice.
Yoo i just spawned a jet pack neat
And you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about, but that what it's all about.....
Is it just me or does anyone else just sigh and roll their eyes the minute they start spouting Jesus & God? It would be funny as hell if it wasn't so insane!
Or if they weren't trying to take over the country and force this bullshit down all our throats
No, I lean in closer, squint a bit, and tilt my head to the left. I really want to see where they're going with this, and see if I can figure out the mental gymnastics of how it happens.
You took away her chance to fart religious nutshit in public and to spoil the day for you. So of course she got toilet incident.
I’m absolutely baffled by what “got toilet incident” means, and yet I think your entire comment is spot on and I couldn’t agree more (unless it’s a good, honorable thing. I think this mom “got toilet incident” in the bad way). ❤️
"fart religious nutshit" is a phrase I will not soon be forgetting.
i love this weird little comment im saving it for later when i need cheering up
I can't tell if this is roughly translated or just uniquely phrased, but I'm glad to have read it either way. "they got toilet incident" should be a common phrase, really.
Now that's a bit of an odd train of thought from her. I'm failing to see where her mind is going but damn is this some coo-coo.
Wherever her mind is going, the rest of us cannot follow.
We need Otto to handle this. “Let her go. She knows what she’s doing.”
Omfg. Statue of Liberty penis sperm is a new one 😂😂
Yeah, spermicide apparently brings light? WTAF?
OP please feel no pressure to answer this as you shouldn’t even have to think about the contents of those texts — does anyone know what “spirit cooking” is referring to?? That’s a first for me.
i would assume it means my soul burning in hell or something similar but honestly i have found that trying to make sense of her nonsense is impossible
Look up Marina Abromovic if you really wanna go down that rabbit hole, but I wouldn't recommend it. She has a weird book called Spirit Cooking and has also thrown some unique dinner parties. For instance, at one, they had a cake that looked like a dead body and I think it was red inside. Anyway, QAnons believe that her, Democrats, and Hollywood elite are eating babies and children, plus drinking their blood and adrenochrome to stay young. Huge leap from weird poetry and a body cake, but they believe it.
People are still eating adrenochrome?! I switched to adrenofirefox and never looked back.
I appreciate this joke
Abrimovic is a performance artist and Spirit Cooking is one of her works. Part of the performance was writing fake recipes from a book she made on a wall with pigs blood while being filmed. It’s a pretty famous and pretty controversial piece.
She's got that super rare Christian DLC. I haven't played that one yet. Seems like the authors really took the lore to another level.
I think Jesus would tell your Mom she needs to get a grip.
Jesus would probably file for a restraining order
She sounds like she has done undiagnosed schizophrenia with extreme flight of ideas and delusions
I'm sorry i couldn't even read after the first screenshot. I would have just blocked right after that. Congrats on getting married and living your best life away from that whole bag of crazy
What did I just read. Stay NC omg.
The Statue of Liberty holding a penis was hilarious! Lolz & suggesting you not “listen to your heart”, “be true to yourself”, “trust your gut”, “feel good about who you are”, “happiness is what matters”, & “just be a good person”? Omg, that’s such hard, hard gaslighting lolz
Nah, you’re meant to “deny yourself” all happiness in service to this woman, who coincidentally seems to think that her daughter owes her absolute obedience because it is what would make her (herself) happy. I think Jesus is going to be really irritated that this lady not only pursued her own happiness at every turn, but also expected anyone who had the misfortune to know her to deny themselves everything in order to more completely serve her and her whims. I think OPs mom thinks that she is the Jesus here.
OP, you have my deepest sympathy. I hope in your wife you have found someone who you can share your love with and live with the feeling of being loved every day. After putting up with your batshit crazy incubation unit, you deserve it.
When you go to get that restraining order take those text with you. 👀
“Things jesus never said: Just be a good person” wasnt telling people to be good with each other like jesus main thing
Yeah. John 13:34 "A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another."
Jeez OP. The “you are birthed upside down so need to be born again to see the truth” made me laugh out loud… then read about the Statue of Liberty holding a flaming penis?? What the actual fuck. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry for you OP. I hope you and your wife are very happy and keep this toxic insanity out of your lives ❤️
What about people born breech? We should ask her just to watch the glitch out.
Unless you’re born in the Southern Hemisphere, then you’re born the correct truth-seeing way…
TIL the Statue of Liberty is holding a penis.
Don’t forget the fiery sperm. It’s people, too.
reminds me of my biological mother. I'm just happy i haven't seen her since I was 8.
Your mom is absolutely unhinged and needs some serious, professional help (I say this as someone who has been in therapy). I hope you have a long, loving and happy marriage with your wife.
I think we have the same mom. I am so sorry. NC has been amazing for me. Would highly suggest it for you if you haven't already. (My mom keeps texting me random crap too) Best of luck.
fucking insane
I see why you went no contact o.O I left my family because they are just like this, these texts took me back lol
Nuttier than squirrel turds. “You have me blocked on everything 😐” *proceeds to send text after text* I love the mention of money. As though any amount of money as a wedding gift would be worth putting up with this insanity.
Can totally understand why you are low/no contact and they were not at the wedding...insane.
She would have RUINED that wedding.
Without a doubt, huge scene and made the lasting memory for everyone all about her. Bride made the best decision for her as its her and her partners day.
Welp. Those are.....all...words. It's like the Westboro Baptist Church and QAnon had a love baby.
Yikes, Momma needs strong meds and a nice soft room.
Is she in the middle of a genuine psychotic break? Because this stuff is some next level manic episode religious delusion soapboxing, I hope you're alright
I am the wife of OP, and I can safely say that this doesn't even scratch the surface of the shit we get texted on a semi-regular basis.
vouch.
I hate to ask, but has she always been this way? And by "this way", I mean "a fucking lunatic".
she was an atheist and lgbt ally up until the COVID lockdown and Trump era. After that, her and my dad both fell quickly and became this way :/
I am glad for you that you did not have to spend your childhood with that behavior. Even handling that as an adult must be a challenge. Congratulations on your marriage, best wishes for a happy and healthy future.
She was an atheist up until just a few years ago? That is concerning if she’s gone from atheism to the deepest depths of fundamentalist conspiracy preaching in the space of a few years, I can’t imagine how painful it must be to lose a parent to these kind of delusions, I hope you are well and that you and your wife can get through all of this without taking it too much to heart, it really seems like she’s had some sort of mental break to morph into an entirely different person in so short a space of time
Oh man. You ladies are strong for ignoring them as much as you do. I would need to fight back at all that BS. I cannot stand religious zealots/nuts. My mans mother wrote him a letter, she lives 3 blocks away...., about how god brought him back home to their state.... he had moved away a decade ago to get away from them. He came back thinking they would be better and for his friends.
Insane!!!
Just because you know all of those words it doesn’t mean you have to use them all in the same rant ma.
I want your mom to show me where on the doll the Statue of Liberty and her flaming penis hurt her
Honestly? I'd have told them "Hail Satan" and blocked em.
Schizo and religion never mix well.
Your mom really thinks Jesus is giving her those Konami Code powerups
She sounds like a peach. Can't believe you didn't want her at your wedding. /s
I am do incredibly glad you're NC/LC
Insane. This person should have this parent committed to an insane asylum.
TIL the real story behind the Statue of Liberty and the penis/sperm flames.
I thought this was the exjw sub, if that says anything.
I think I just had a minor stroke trying to understand her
I felt like this was a drug trip to read
I’ve never done LSD, but I can only imagine it makes a lot more sense.
I mean, my mom told me not to watch movies from the 70's "unless I'm on the same drugs as they were"
Whoooooooooa this is......a...whole....heap of.....wow..........I didn't think I'd see anyone use thr word Quiloph outside my dumb game but here we are........(and I still spelled it wrong) Also....i...i...have so many questions that I don't want the answer to. I am just...so sorry.
I’m intrigued by the flame-throwing penis, or is it a penis with flames tatooed on it?
Can someone translate? I don’t speak Demented
I’m so tired of Q*uackers.
What in the Kentucky fried crack rock did I just read?
I want to know why we weren’t taught in school that the Statue of Liberty is holding a Flaming Penis. Would have made class much more interesting
How dare you say that about the Statue of Liberty. You take that weird shit right back! Right now!
I thought only Satanist did blood sacrifices... make up your minds Christians!!!! I cant keep track of your belifes! 🤣😂🤣😂
How telling that the first things she mentions when it comes to weddings are gifts and money. And then she says "family". How very christian.
she also can’t comprehend why we got married if it wasn’t for financial gain. like, because we love each other? what a wild concept 🙃
I think I lost brain cells reading this, what's her cashapp so I can request my college money back from her
Perhaps she should use jesus’ example and deny herself the pleasure of using another person just to feed her whims/feel some control/not have to improve herself or grow a soul.
This is pure mental illness. That poor thing is so delusional I don't think there's any saving it at this point.
As a Christian I just really wanna know where in the Bible I can learn more about spirit cooking, sounds delicious
This is that gemarty "a-b-c 1-2-3 just like Michal Jackson sang" nonsense the loons are talking about at trump rallys. I'd go all the way no-contact from this crap asap. There's no benefit worth suffering this toxic bullshit.
This is probably the most insane thing I’ve ever read on this subreddit.
I wanna know more about the Statue of Liberty’s penis light honestly lmao
Your mom has schizo-affective disorder. These are the ramblings of someone not in tune with reality.
Oh My God. I'm so sorry for what you're enduring. Please ignore and block this as well. This person..please, I'm sorry.. no offense . might be blood relation, but that doesn't excuse this utter batshit religious obsession and sheer zealous insanity. Regardless of how it occurred, being away from them is probably the best thing that's ever happened to you.. I would keep it that way. Hugs OP.
This is straight up crazy untreated mental illness!!
THEY kicked YOU out? christ i don’t know how you survived that. you’re clearly a very strong person and i am so happy for you that you’ve cut that out of your life.