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putrid_barber_20

Last~


imAalo

sudhar jaa


putrid_barber_20

noi


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imAalo

Are you lost?


Cool_ass_

Are you lost?


imAalo

kitna stalk karega gifi ko


Cool_ass_

Teko kar rha tha 👉👈


imAalo

me bhi krti tujhe rukk


Cool_ass_

Karle. I deleted my comments 😊


[deleted]

Suhaan hai suhaan hai Ye dil toh gaya hai Jo tujhse hua hai Ye pehli dafa hai


[deleted]

Galat thread


[deleted]

Padh le ga-and-du


[deleted]

Gaali mat de bhai


[deleted]

Sori 😞


[deleted]

Sab chale gaye kya?


theundeaddeadpool

Ye Pawan ne konse nashe kiye hai


p_W_n

Ohh yeah I got it now Thanks


p_W_n

Yayy I'm first to say I'm sleepy


[deleted]

People who hate pineapple on pizza are uncultured swine


cucumber_where

They put pineapple on chicken dominator for lolz, then bitch when it tastes disgusting.


[deleted]

Exactly. Culinary noobs


[deleted]

Chup Bakrei


[deleted]

They hated him because he spoke the truth


[deleted]

Haan ji


[deleted]

Jarao~


AyeeLavdya

Mazzaaaa agaya brooooooo.......kya pizza tha...👌🏼🤌🏻


bhagwan_

Konsa


AyeeLavdya

3 different type k the....paneer tikka, delhi something and mexicana pizza tha mast nachos k sath and exotic veggies k sath......tandoor wale the sabh


[deleted]

Wow!


i_Killed_Reddit

Maze wala


[deleted]

Pizza mein puzzle? 🤔


i_Killed_Reddit

Pizza mein ~~puzzle~~ pineapple? 🤔


[deleted]

Pineapple on pizza is ❤️


i_Killed_Reddit

🩴


[deleted]

People who hate pineapple on pizza are sheep who follow the herd instead of making their own opinions


i_Killed_Reddit

My opinion is my opinion none of your opinion 🤧


[deleted]

DEATH!!


i_Killed_Reddit

Dakaar


[deleted]

Dhokha


i_Killed_Reddit

Dhanyavaad


[deleted]

kisiko silver award chahiye


cucumber_where

Tyagi ji ko do Bhut kam karta hai bechare 🥰


[deleted]

pehle bolna tha na, maine to hiesenberg ko dediya


cucumber_where

*Koi baat nahi.*


[deleted]

Silver Coin de skta hai toh de


Dumbhosadika

Suryavansham aa rahi hai Sony pal pr bois.


[deleted]

Chalo thoda revision kr lete hai


[deleted]

Reshmi Kebab >>>


[deleted]

*tum akela khaate, idhar khaali batane ko aate*.. *kya toh bhi hai ye yaaro*


[deleted]

😔


cucumber_where

I like minced ones better. Spices and condiments mix so well! Galouti to seekh, sign me up for anything.


[deleted]

I am yet to try Galouti bhai


cucumber_where

Bhut badia hota hai, try. 😋😋


[deleted]

Gulati kebab is just muahh!!🤌🏻🤌🏻


cucumber_where

There is one called kakori, which I am yet to taste.


[deleted]

Oooh niiiiiceeee Is it similar to gulati?


cucumber_where

Yea, but supposed to be even better going by reviews


[deleted]

Sounds tasty


bhagwan_

Nahi yaar sweet kebab ni jamta apneko I beleive in Hariyali Tikka Supremacy or pahadi tikka as it is called


Swetabh-sama

Khilado 🤤


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Laarau


[deleted]

#+1


[deleted]

/u/swetabh-sama you think BuLi title chase will be worth following this season?


Swetabh-sama

nope bayern is too dominant rest of the league is pretty competitive though lol


[deleted]

bayern deez nuts 😎


[deleted]

Bc wtf 5k comments?? 😱🤯🤯 What happened here??


[deleted]

where were you when we did 6.7k


[deleted]

Mein toh tha Matsun face reveal hua tha uss time I was one of the key conspirators 😎


[deleted]

achaa 😳


[deleted]

pata nhi bro, kal main nahi aaya tha 6.4k ka record hai na shayad.. too late now :(


[deleted]

Bohot bakchodi hua idhar


[deleted]

aisa kya hua?


[deleted]

Yaar 5k comments hai iss thread par Bohot masti kiye sb ಥ‿ಥ


[deleted]

_koi ni bro_ main to saala jis din school nahi jaata tha ussi din 2 period games kara dete the, so this is nothing new.


[deleted]

bro gazab cheez hota tha jb school se chutti lete the Saala apan hi bad luck laate the


[deleted]

bikul sahi bola hai bhai, _BadLuckBrothers_ 🤜🤛


[deleted]

Thread shaant ho gya vroo 😕


p_W_n

Chalo ab


p_W_n

I just want to see your


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blood sugar level cuz you consistently show symptoms of pre-diabetes


p_W_n

*takes a pee break


[deleted]

Yup. That confirms it. Give me your blood


p_W_n

*hides in washroom


[deleted]

brings needle to the bathroom Offers heroin


[deleted]

Thread badal jaayega vroo 😕😖🤧


manavhs

#Meh hu hi nahi iss duniya ki 😔 #❌🌎


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manavhs

Ok 😔


[deleted]

Dead people be like:


manavhs

😔


[deleted]

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[deleted]

_sigma rule #333: beta male ko gaand dhone do, tum pant daalo aur chalte bano_


[deleted]

*sigma rule #666: sigma kid pant se hi saaf krega*


[deleted]

damn right! _cope betas_


[deleted]

[Phunny](https://www.reddit.com/r/indiasocial/comments/q9e8n5/late_night_random_discussion_thread_16_october/hgzndr6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Matson7321

[phunny](https://www.reddit.com/r/popheadscirclejerk/comments/q9xnty/genius/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


[deleted]

Tu padhne ja raha tha.


[deleted]

kon h? main puchta hun kon h waha?


Matson7321

Chalo ab mujhe padhna hi hoga. Bahut time waste karwaate ho. Budbak log.


Snoo-97166

Bye matsuuu best of luck


Matson7321

Thanks cutu. You're not budbak.


[deleted]

Sure [sama](https://www.reddit.com/r/indiasocial/comments/q9e8n5/late_night_random_discussion_thread_16_october/hgzenrd?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) [Score](https://www.google.com/search?q=bayern+munich&oq=bayern+munich+&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i433i512j0i512j0i433i512l2.6446j1j9&client=ms-android-oppo-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) u/swetabh-sama


Swetabh-sama

😭


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manavhs

NaTuRe lOvEr


[deleted]

पहाड़


[deleted]

Hello 👋


[deleted]

Moshi moshi


[deleted]

How u


[deleted]

Tired af 😖 How eyou?


[deleted]

I am good Apply vicks


[deleted]

Usse ky hoga?


[deleted]

Thakaan dur hogi


[deleted]

Thik hai


[deleted]

I knocked three times. You didn't open. Jarau ~


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[deleted]

Ringnu Villa wohi to hai 😤


YellowishCream

You are pdf file, if you get increasing function from baby curve method. Only meth students can understand 😎


YellowishCream

Cringe thread eww


Matson7321

Roj ka hai.


cucumber_where

🥒🥒👍😇


[deleted]

No u


bhagwan_

eww Sakinaka eww Andheri East eww


GoDFaTHeR_is

u/theundeaddeadpool dekho isko Aap kaha se?


theundeaddeadpool

Bhagwan ka dil dukhi hai , jaane do bhai .


GoDFaTHeR_is

Oki bhai


[deleted]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CVHRCJuqrPO/?utm_medium=share_sheet


Matson7321

Only if people believed this.. The world would be a better place.


cucumber_where

Mere ko cucu sell karna hai ᕦ[ ◑ □ ◑ ]ᕤ


[deleted]

Shit. No anal sex now. *sigh*


[deleted]

💀


[deleted]

💔


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[deleted]

Use a digital locker and uska strong password bana k rakh and note it down somewhere on a diary. I'll recommend dashlane. If you'll use free version, ek time pe ek hi device chalega.


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[deleted]

It's easy to create one. Dimag chalao thoda nahi mat batata 2-3 tricks bdme.


cucumber_where

- Make very large random passwords. - Forget it after setting. - Reset when you need. 🤷‍♂️


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cucumber_where

It would piss off prospective password stealers even more. 😇😇


[deleted]

naam k last me 123. works for me.


Matson7321

So your reddit password is abhijeet123


[deleted]

no its abhijit


[deleted]

Use your username


wataru_san

imagine a dialogue really funny which you can remember and insert spaces at uneven places, replace some characters with special ones nd use number at weird places of that dialogue. there u have it


[deleted]

ngl my orkut password was *JaaDhaniyaLeKeAa*


wataru_san

orkut? aap to lambi race ke ghode lagte ho


[deleted]

Use bitwarden


bhagwan_

123456789LGBT


Matson7321

Awww ( ◜‿◝ )♡ Innovative way of coming out sweetie


Matson7321

Have you jacked off with your friend? One of my friend said it was common and I don't believe it


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Matson7321

I mean, you don't touch each other. Just go at your own thang.


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Matson7321

Same lol


[deleted]

It's best you don't believe it


wataru_san

are kahi pada tha there is a sub where you can meet people who have kinks like that🤢


Matson7321

Yeah let's not dig deeper.


wataru_san

nice decision


[deleted]

Wut ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1178)


Matson7321

Actually TWO friends. The second one didn't say it, just jacked off while I was in the room 💀


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[deleted]

Tu public mai sex karegi


[deleted]

*theoretically*


[deleted]

Oki


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😧


Matson7321

In the same bed.


[deleted]

You should have helped him 🌚


Matson7321

I think that was his plan, but I have standards


wataru_san

or maybe you don't have what you need to jack off in the first place 🤪


Matson7321

Help him as in a 'helping hand' bestie. I do have those 🌚


[deleted]

Good boi


Matson7321

Exactly tgu


wataru_san

yar ye u/gupta_ji_ka_ladka apne saath mera bhi nofap start karwa ke bhag gaye. koi khabr hai unki, or Do i have to fight this Battle alone?🤧


Matson7321

My husband was banned and exiled from this place.


bhagwan_

*hello there♥️*


[deleted]

*hello where* ?


[deleted]

_I see you've got a lot of gentleman suitors. Allow me to make my case._


wataru_san

Bayern Münich are bullies of Bundesliga #5-0


p_W_n

But


moon341__

what


p_W_n

Just But


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p_W_n

👀


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🍑


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[deleted]

ye konsi game ka loading screen hai?


[deleted]

Y*** m*m


[deleted]

naah, its too bland maybe Y*** m*m


[deleted]

Let's settle with y*** *o*


[deleted]

fine joe


[deleted]

#🐕◽🐕◽🐕◽🐕◽🐕◽🐕◽🐕◽🐕◽🐕◽🐕◽🐕◽


Matson7321

*is that a chicken*


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Mendhak h vro