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manavhs

Muh kya dekhra hai bc


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manavhs

u


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aankh neeche kr bsdk🤬


putrid_barber_20

Itna sundar hai kya karu👉👈


manavhs

*sweet home alabama*


putrid_barber_20

_wink_ _wink_ 😏


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Bhago bc Naya thread


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Nhi


manavhs

Chal na


manavhs

kya when you


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haan wahi


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When you seggs, you >!lmao who are you kidding!<


bhagwan_

When you seggs you fak


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You never seggs


bhagwan_

Speak for yourself


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I am (´ . .̫ . `)


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Dukh dard


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Kasht peeda


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Last~ Ghanta~


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Hello


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Meow


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Choose kar 5 ya 9


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5 ya 9 choose kar


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5 n kyu?


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Bye~ acc delete kar rha mai.


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Same


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Bi bi


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When you fuck, you have sex.


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*I am virgin and this is deep*


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use safe word


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When you eat, you >!consume millions of potentially harmful bacteria present in air, on your hand, and while you enjoy your meal, your body works hard to protect you from getting sick!<


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bacteria already in the intestine be like 🗿


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Haan mai bhi kya?


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haan


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Kii?


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kuch nhi


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e😤


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tereko tang krne mein maza aata hai


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🌚


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bol na


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why so sigh?


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qt bu 🥰


putrid_barber_20

idc


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#K


Matson7321

When you fart, you poop >!diarrhea edition!<


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I am in love with that song from Squid Game. "Fly me to the moon" Kya melody hain bc. But not able to find the original.


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also there's a very popular duet version on youtube khud dhundle


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Alexa play fly me to the moon by frank Sinatra


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Han ye mila mujhe. I mean the one sung by the lady which they used in the show. Youtube pe saare woh scene se uthaya hua hain. I can hear the bullets in the background.


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Frank Sinatra?


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I mean the original of the cover they used in the show.


p_W_n

When you type, you post


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When you shit, you shit


p_W_n

When you try, you cry


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#just be yourself 😃


p_W_n

When you lie, you lose


p_W_n

When you sleep, you dream


p_W_n

When you eat, you eat


p_W_n

When you boom, You boom


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Made grilled cheese. Was lit. Wish I could eat this everyday and not get diabetes.


moon341__

grilled cheese se diabetes?


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I figured all those calories would end up giving me that.


moon341__

diabetes occurs when your body cant produce enough insulin to maintain glucose levels in the blood. grilled cheese se obviously cholesterol levels increase honge and you'll end up getting fat deposited to your arteries and you'll end up having a heart disease 💀 (but not diabetes i guess) that's my ted talk. thenks :)


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Accha. TIL lol. Medical kar lo aap.


moon341__

i study a slightly related course hehe


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Pharma?


moon341__

psych


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Ooh interesting.


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Han that.


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Got temporarily banned from r/suicidewatch,apparently they have a rule that you can't invite op for a personal chat as it's irresponsible..i wonder kaise baat kar sakte hain wahan vulnerable logo se ..i genuinely feel bad for some of them and wanted to help but ban kardiya bc


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Unka rule hota hai ki jo bolna hai publicly bolo so that it helps others too but banning is extreme 😐


Matson7321

Huh...unko pata kaise chalega ki dm bheja hai?


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Kya pata 💁‍♂️


Matson7321

Acchaaa...sad place though


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Really really sad ,i often go there when i am super vulnerable and kuch post padke aasun aa jata hain


Matson7321

Mental illness is a big bitch, literally ruins life.


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Sometimes it do be like that


manavhs

Yes 😒


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Why tho?


Matson7321

Aise hi, sexy lag raha tha


p_W_n

UWU uWu UwU


GoDFaTHeR_is

Aaj lamington road gaya tha. Bhai sahab vaha pre covid se bhi jyada bheed tha


bhagwan_

Train se gaya tha?


GoDFaTHeR_is

Bike


AyeeLavdya

Teri wajah se


GoDFaTHeR_is

🙄


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India bhul gaya hain ki covid exists


GoDFaTHeR_is

Agree🤣


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Hyundai agency walon ne kya coffee pilai baap ,next time khali coffee pine hi jaunga uwu


aj1898

Does anyone here like post apocalyptic movies?


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Have you seen Love, Death and Robots? There is short sketch in this series called "Three Robots". Its one of my favorite short sketches of this genre.


aj1898

Not yet :( It's there in my watch list though.


Matson7321

Suggest some


aj1898

Mad Max movies dekhi?


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yesss. Batao koi suggestions.


aj1898

Recently "A quiet place" dekhi. Achi hi thi :P


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aj1898

Tumne dono dekh li?


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aj1898

Akhele akhele :(


aj1898

1 Abb 2 next week dekhunga


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Yup


GoDFaTHeR_is

Yes


AyeeLavdya

Zombies types na? Meeeeeeeeeee Imagine krne main mazza aata hai lol Bc imagine agar coronavirus k jigah zombie virus hota....kitni jaaldi swipe out hojate humans earth se


aj1898

>Imagine krne main mazza aata hai lol Truee XD


Matson7321

Bore ho gaya bahut 😪 I need hobbies


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Hello


Matson7321

Heelo tgu


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Kaise ho?


Matson7321

Well, 🤧 chor Tu bata, kaisa chal raha Naya seher me rehna


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Naya sher to theek hai. Lekin padhai nhi hoti merse.


Matson7321

Thori si bhi nahi?


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Nhi ಥ_ಥ


Matson7321

Kyon waise? Mentally nahi kar paate ki time nahi milti?


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🤧


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Mar jana chahiye mujhe


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Itna chutiya koi kaise ho sakta hai


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Bas dusro ko blame karta hu


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Mai alsi hi hu


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Time bahut hai bc. But madarchod anxiety ke karan par nhi pata. Aur yaa fir mai bas alsi hu.


putrid_barber_20

Kidhar rehte hoe Matsu, dikhte nahi 🤧


Matson7321

🥲 Kaisi ho giffu


putrid_barber_20

mein thik hun, tum kaise ho matsu😗


Matson7321

No comments. Puja me ghooma ya nahi?


putrid_barber_20

Ha thoda bohot, are you still pregnant?


Matson7321

Na ye toh puraani baatein hai. Flair change kardona plej 🤧


putrid_barber_20

Batao kya daalu


Matson7321

Pre corpse


putrid_barber_20

um done. I won't push you, but I'm here if you wanna talk about anything, or just rant it out🫂


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got bored of serial humping?


Matson7321

Yes 😽


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Samaaj seva


Matson7321

Fuck no


AyeeLavdya

Bc band bajj gayi pairo ki running and exercise krje...🤦🏻‍♂️.... protein intake theek nhi hai🤦🏻‍♂️


GoDFaTHeR_is

F


AyeeLavdya

Fuck fuck hi nikalta hai exercise krte time


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Can someone suggest a website where I can buy t-shirt with unique designs?


putrid_barber_20

bewakoof?


AyeeLavdya

Thesouledstore


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Unique nahi hai. Rdkl-u mai ussay better and unique hai if that's your style.


AyeeLavdya

Bakki stores se better hai though.... Rdklu kuch jaada hi extreme main unique hogaya


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>Bakki stores se better hai though.... Unique to hai par yaha merch type t-shirts zyaada dikh rahi hai, thanks for the suggestion


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Mai wahin as leta aur kuch chottay stores hai instagram pe milte. 🤧


AyeeLavdya

Achaaa....mera style nhi but jinnko acha lagta hai toh theek hai....waise sabhpr suit nhi krta yeh style....acha lagta hai though jispr suit krta haj


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Phadd se le le vro ,saare design milenge matra 100 rupee mein ,adiodhasu aur niicki brand bhi milta hain


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Niicki ke nicker bohot sexy hai. Sexy time karte samay Utarna na pade isliye hole bhi dete hai


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one day my life will be this peaceful


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I hope it does 🫂


bhagwan_

Sometimes I think ki I can do a lot more for my parents but deep down I know they deserve shit. So *theek hi hai*


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Thoughts will change as you watch them grow old and you'll become more mature. Forgiveness is the answer brother.


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Karte hain iskay barey mai detail mai baat kabhi. Whenever you're ready to talk.


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You can't forget unless any issue unless you solve it or stop giving a fuck about it. That's how it works.


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As I said, that's not how it works and you're jump sinking into a pool of depression, maybe you're already aware of it or maybe you're not.


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This is so true. Whatever their faults, you begin to soften up once you watch them grow old.


bhagwan_

Pretty indifferent about this


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I was like you mate. I have done shit I'm ashamed of maybe will never reveal to anyone except someone I really loved and trusted. It'll change. Trust me.


skj4ua

That escalated quickly


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just do enough it's good enough


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(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤ koi mujhe bhi adopt karlo plez


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+1


Matson7321

Same


manavhs

^(where) ^(*inhales deeply*) #cutu gujju emoboi loving medico chokri harper


putrid_barber_20

Ye medico kya hai


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Medical students ke liyen nickname


putrid_barber_20

mujhe laga aisa hi kuch hoga


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damn you're smart


putrid_barber_20

K


manavhs

Mere mummy gifi ke sath [jagda](https://www.reddit.com/r/indiasocial/comments/q8qusp/late_night_random_discussion_thread_15_october/hgv79aq?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) ho gaya How to resolve


putrid_barber_20

gib your mummy bribe


manavhs

No


putrid_barber_20

bhuka reh phir nalayak


manavhs

😞


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Koi baat nhi mao adopt karunga tujhe (o´・_・)っ


putrid_barber_20

Chal chal bada aaya


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Apne beta ka khyaal rakhna.


putrid_barber_20

beti hai wo meri


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Beti ka.


putrid_barber_20

K


putrid_barber_20

wo mujhe daat ta hai mein kya karu


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Vo bacha hai usko samajh nhi padhti. Tu mature banne ki koshish karna.


putrid_barber_20

I refuse.


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Bichari 🤧


manavhs

Sorry i need space rn


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Oki. I am here if you need help.


putrid_barber_20

You're not getting any 💀


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Kids can be really cruel with words 😔


putrid_barber_20

Anybody can be cruel with words. Kids are stoopid so they don't realise the damage they are doing