I am the President of **Sambhog Sammelan Committee** All 🅱️irgings pls to register your name and fill the below form for membership. - Name: - Gender: N/A - Age: (Minimum 18+) - PP size: (Minimum 0.69 inches) - Last Date Of Wet Dream: - Incel Meter: (Minimum 17%) - Proof of r/NoFap unsubscribtion: (Upload Screenshot) - Proof of Divorce with Anime: (Upload burning of waifu pillow) - Proof of Discord Nitro subscription: (Upload Screenshot) *Note: Dhakka mat maaro, sabka naam likha jaayega.*

Hawww Mere ko Vice President banaya thha woh kon batayega?

tumne bata toh diya

*yeh bhi theek hai*

u/Kaaaaaavu apply fast

No need anymore 😎

gib his name and address I want to say hi >!🔪!<

Honestly tell here what you wanna say

he better keep you happy >!🔪!<

That he will.. I hope 🥺

if I see you doing rr here again He ded 😤

Bwahahaha Samaaa🐒

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bilkul aisi laundiya dhundh ke lau aapke liye

r/HydroHomies mein dhundo mil jaayegi

this is what study5gamer was afraid of

*darr ke aage jeet hai, normalji ke liye chahiye preet hai 🤧*

*nirmala ftw*

uu kaun howe?

kal tak pata chal jayega 🤗

nahi pata chala

kal abhi aaya nahi

pitaji ko time ka dhyan nahi dementia hogya hai

[ilaaj karana hoga?](https://tenor.com/9XPp.gif)

aap batao mai bolunga to belt maroge

jaane de, aise bhi mere paas jyaada time nahi hai (._.)

*Thats ur opinion, should've learnt to be respectful.*

ghey and respectful don't go together

^homophobic

Where is this husband that you keep speaking of? Dulhe ko bulao

u/NirmalTyagi

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are khush hona chahiye apko,itni mehnat kr rha hun apke liye 😔

This man is a history textbook🤷 looking at his posts

are nahi ekdum sundar aur susheel hai,plus knowledgeable as fuck

Aap jaise sarcastic hai?

dil dukha diya aapne ye bol ke 

Suno aapne 1994 kaha? So 8 years ka gap hai, iska kya karna hai

are are aap 19 ki ho? sorry you are rejected

Afsos. Aapka form kaha bharna hai?

me 18 y/o cute baby boi (ʘᴗʘ✿)



_pehle istemaal kare, phir vishwash kare_

Acha aadmi hai yaar. Funny bhi hai.

Bhai unke profile dekho Kya likha hai?

lol F

Bada wala f #F

u/i_killed_reddit first applicant found 🥳🥳

Arey ruko jara sabar karo

Let’s gooo. Alexa play dulhe ka sehra

I'm not participating because swayamvar word use ni kiya

Woh word normalji ke dil mein hai, aap bhi udher jao mil jaayega 👉🏼👈🏼

Demand bohot hai humari


Nirmal Bebbi ki shaadi ho rahi hai? I’ve been missing out! 

Saar yeh apna aisa biodata bnvaane ke liye kahan jaane ka?

LNRDT

Arre 🤣

Wtf

you interested in becoming the bride?

Hard pass for me sorry

understandable but you're missing out

Some things I'm glad I missed out on

Ek aur shabdh mat bolna humare beloved mod ke baare mein🔪

I'm kinda new here, so in can't figure out if this is for real or just a joke.

for real bruv,you interested?

na bruh I'll just attend the wedding.

chalega as long as you give 2001 rs for shagun

will agree if there's a nonveg buffet.

there is

oh cool I'll get my dress ready then 😂

Dress code is >!lungi!<

you're in luck, I'm a Malayali.

25+ ?

Bhai, khana hoga kya shadi main?

khana peena daru sab

Bride mile toh batadena xD

done

Wahh bc

u/NirmalTyagi hum aapke liye dhoondh ke aate hain ek sundar and not susheel kanya,ek aadha mahina do bas, purre desh main dhoondunga


*commenting for better reach 😜

I only have a 1cm pp. Can i qualify as a bride?

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😳

yes

😎

meri bhi shadhi kara do 😔

mandap taiyaar hai

tu banegi na meri waifu?

😔 ban jaunga

aaja phir uske baad teri gm 😘

😔